The Wrong End of the Baton

by lolnerd

Rating: mature
Tags: Princess Celestia, Slice of Life, Alternate Universe, Human, Anthro, Main 6, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Porn, Sex, Profanity
Length: 31998

The life and times of Brian Smith, ponyvilles resident human turned futa pone.

Brian has had to cope with a lot in the last year.
He has been transported to Equestria by some convenient deus ex event.
Had his anatomy changed.
And smashed some horse vag

This story is futa horse porn, you have been warned. I will probably update it. Complete

Published 2018-07-29 22:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2018-08-07 21:27:25 UTC

Gin And Tonic With Extra Cream Please

It was heading towards noon by the time I had finished my shower and gotten dressed. Now I know that Horse people strut around mostly in their birthday suit but I was still working up to that, so I put on a nice silk dress that passed down to about my knees (Trousers are NOT comfortable when you have nuts this big.. seriously) in a nice maroon colour. In fact, just for my sake lets call it a kilt. A nice frilly kilt that went up beyond my hips and looped around my breasts and on up to a nice bow tied behind the neck.

Its a kilt, OK?

Now after my 'sausage-sprawl and banana cream' brunch I was in need of a bit of fresh air. I definitely needed to clear my head. I just couldn't rid myself of the thoughts of the meaty phallus in my hand out of my head. It was stuck on some kind of dizzying repeat, the spraying of HER ejaculate all over my chesty endowments.

Totally not gay, alright?

We didn't cuddle afterwards, that's the rule isn't it?

Our balls did touch though...

So a casual stroll through the Horsetown was absolutely called for.

I kept up a fairly decent pace when I set out. Partly because Dash was still asleep and I didn't want the whole 'well you whacked me off, so you may as well' to be thrown at me. She looked cute as fuck asleep anyway so I wasn't going to wake her, she could marinade in her banana spunk all day for all I care. Really, no mad. Autismo Horse seemed to be vacant also, so that was pretty lucky, I managed to escape that purple pervert without any fuss.

That one thing kept replaying in my head though. The rhythmic pounding then the hot splash on my chest, it was fucking erotic, it was damn right sexy.

I was terrified.

Even worse I could feel myself harbouring a semi at the memory, so I did what I normally did when I felt a little horny, looked around and caught a beak at some dangling horse rod, that usually calms my passions. Said horse rod was attached to the mayor, the dirty old strumpet. Probably going on sixty and still definitely worth a bash. Horse people after all seemed to age way slower than your average homo sapiens, they get to sexual maturity at around sixteen to eighteen then bam!, the ageing switch is dialed right down to 1. That old bint at the apple farm was probably about three hundred, considering she was around when the town was founded.

Jesus H Christ, that swinging dick didn't help.

It made it about ten times worse.

I had to get out of here or some horse would think I was an utter pervert. Now true, I am at least a little bit of a pervert, but you don't go around broadcasting it now do you? And I was beginning to raise a flagpole in the middle of the street.

My eyes bulged as I looked away and my hands flew to my crotch, the silky kilt did nothing to disguise my dicks ascent, so I pushed it back down with the palms of my hands and ducked in to the nearest shop whilst blushing in a very MANLY way.

Thankfully this particular shop just happened to be home to a certain purveyor of pretty pony clothing and I knew she wouldn't judge me unfairly. I mean it wouldn't be the first time that I lobbed out an unintentional stiffy in public. That one time down at the lake with all the girls splashing around in the shallows, spraying water over their nubile forms totally did it for me. Don't judge me.

The ringaling of the bell on the door greeted me to a thankfully empty store. I looked around frantically at the anatomically correct mannequins (horseyquins? I should really ask) and felt my breathing speed up.

No, lets be honest, I was totally hyperventilating and sporting a particularly stubborn fear-boner. I was having a panic attack, I had never once had a panic attack, and I have had to do some really shitty things in the past. Well not shitty as such, but certainly not 'fun', like a eulogy at a friends funeral and things like that, for a young fella that is damn terrifying let me tell you. That shit will really mess with your nerves but I am usually a pretty unflappable individual.

But this, this was really doing my nut in.

“Welcome to the Carousel Boutique” a weird half American half English stereotype accent that I could never really accurately place greeted me “where everything is... oh Brian, whatever is the matter” Said the tasty bit of horse fur as she sauntered around the corner and over to me. My back was flat against the door to prevent any customers coming in and my hand snaked over to the latch, my eyes went straight to the pendulous motions of her cock and balls as her ambling gait rolled her hips. “Oh Brian, I don't have time for a work out” she continued with a grin and a wink.

Rarity had a weird habit for horse people of totally avoiding the use of any sex related language and relied entirely on euphemisms and double entendres. It was a strange habit for an inhabitant of a hyper sexualized society. Pretty sexy though.

Her big dangling dick was also pretty damn sexy right now.

There; I have bloody well said it.

Her big meaty dangling 'pork sword' was looking pretty damn tasty, and I was ready to be 'slain'.

Fuck.

I couldn't help it, a couple of very manly tears somehow managed to spring from my eyes as her own widened, she wrapped me up in one of the most necessary hugs I have ever received. I will admit it now, I was bawling like a newborn babe. Fashion Horse whispered a few soothing words and gave my back a gentle stroke.

My hands were still firmly wrangling my gravity defying stiffy for control.

“Brian, what happened?” she murmured in a sympathetic tone.

Before I knew what I was doing, and who I was saying it to, namely the biggest loud-mouth two worlds have ever seen, I was telling her.

“Ah wanked off Rainbow, marra” I said through my blubbering. I'm sure a few bogies slipped out and if Rarity cringed at all I couldn't see it through my tear blurred vision. "me hand wuz gannin' like th' fuckin' clappers! sh' sploshed right on me fuckin' chebs"

“You did what off Rainbow, darling?”

Oh yeah, well I suppose I should mention that these horse people don't really understand the slang I use sometimes. Wank and wanking aren't really in their vocabulary, neither is chebs, or marra, and I am sure something 'going like the clappers' isn't something a horse would understand. My accent is tricky enough for them sometimes without throwing out words that don't exist in horse world. One thing that is definitely true though is that my accent and usage of slang gets worse the more stressed or drunk I am. And right now I was pretty stressed, I may as well have been speaking Chinese.

I came to my senses a little, but I needed to get this off my chest like I had gotten Rainbow off on my chest earlier.

Rarity floated a tissue over using her majeek and got to tidying my face up a little for me.

“I gave Rainbow a reach-around Rares” I said in the most depressingly desperate whine that my nearly-new lady mouth has ever created. “well,” I continued at a whisper “not really a reach-around as she was on her back, I don't even know what that's called” A reachover?

“You gave Rainbow a...” she said beginning with a curious look on her face before realization hit her and she wrapped me in a crushing hug, heralded by a horribly excited squee “Oh Brian! That's wonderful news! Whatever has gotten you so upset though?! I knew you had certain reservations, but this really is for the best darling! You'll see!” she went on as her generously endowed chest was ploughed in to my own. “You have been here nearly a year now Brian,” a little nuzzle to my face “you are a Pony now in mind and body, it is not something to be afraid of, truly” she punctuated her words with a soft kiss on my cheek and a firmer double pat on the arse. Strangely enough she brought her nose to the crook of my neck and gave me a couple of delicate sniffs and a further nuzzle.

“Look, Rarity” I breathed out as my panic attack began to subside, a nice pair of cushy pillows will calm anyone down. “I'm a middle class twenty eight year old from the north east of England who went to a comprehensive school. This is more of a southerner upper class public school kind of thing”

Unsurprisingly this went entirely over the head of Fancy Horse, but how do you explain to somehorse who doesn't understand the society you were brought up in this kind of thing? And especially how do you explain this to somehorse who doesn't grasp the intricacies of your societal conditioning?

Add on to that that this sexy well endowed hermaphrodite horse wanted to have a fucking go of my fadge herself (horself?) anyway?

There is simply no explaining away that.

“Darling, I did not understand a single word of what you just said, but clearly somepony agrees with me” she said as she motioned down to the war I was unintentionally waging against propriety. “It's little wonder you are so worked up, you have been avoiding this since you got here, now don't tell me you haven't had any offers. I know at the very least Rainbow and I are both more than willing to 'blaze the trail' as it were, not to mention certain other close friends”

“Yes I know Rares, look. Its just... I'm a fella, you know?” I finally felt in control of myself and my rod thankfully was beginning to relax.

“I really don't” she countered, and she really didn't, 'fellas' literally do not exist here; “Look, Brian. Getting yourself all worked up over such things really is not healthy. And neither is denying yourself of a little ploughing of the furrow”

I couldn't really help myself, but I let out a totally manly giggle.

Fuck.

It was totally girly.

I still wasn't in the mood to put out though, I mean, yeah I totally wanked off a horse and marveled as she basted my juicy tits, but that doesn't mean I've got to take a fleshy deposit in the spam purse any time soon. I'm not going to just whack out my frilly lady lips and plop them on a platter at the drop of a hat. And I even if I was, I wasn't going to be telling 'Captain Gobshite' here that, otherwise the whole town would know it five seconds later.

“Look Rares, I just need a friend at the minute, can you close up for half an hour or so and put the kettle on? I could murder a cuppa”

Rarity took a step back and looked up at me and flashed me a smile, yeah I was taller than her by a good few inches. Clothes Horse was on the more petite end of the horse height scale but you would never know it from her demeanor. She walked around like she owned the place. Well, to be fair she really did in this case, but she was like that all the time even away from her home. She had a graceful way of moving that was almost hypnotic to watch. A little wink later she reached around my middle and flipped the open sign to closed and turned to walk back in the direction of the sitting room. I was grateful for the moment because I got to remember that yes the feminine form is the ultimate eye candy for me. Rares' hips swayed in a mesmerizing figure of eight as she walked and I almost stumbled as I followed her. The dress she wore, if you can even call it that, was a simple thing. More like a sash really, a fairly thick strip of black ribbon looking fabric over one shoulder that passed between shoulder blades at the back and breasts at the front and coming to an end at the side of her thigh on one leg just below her cutie mark. The bottom part was a little more elaborate with frilly parts and a bunch of tassel like things dangling underneath it.

It left absolutely nothing to the imagination.

“Take a seat on the chaise darling, I shan't be a moment. Perhaps some of that rooibos tea you love so much with a splash of milk?”

“Sounds great, thanks Rarity” I said with genuine gratitude. I mean I was literally disrupting her business at the moment, it may have been quiet and was probably lunch time anyway, but I appreciated it nonetheless, a bit of thanks was definitely warranted.

I walked over to the aforementioned chaise lounge and took a seat, batting my tail out of the way as my peachy ass set down. Sitting your arse down on your tail is surprisingly uncomfortable, I learned that pretty fast. Frilly Horse pottered around in the kitchen giving me a moment or two to really distill my thoughts.

First, I had given a firm whacking off to a Horse.

Second, I was totally weirded out by it.

Third, I was totally turned on by it.

Not right at this moment anyway, but the thoughts had been there. I had actually looked at a horse dick and the imaginary image of it rolling around in my mouth was an appealing one. The feeling of the baby batter splattering my tits sent a little shiver down my spine. There was absolutely no way I could deny it now, no matter how many rationalizations I could come up with.

Dicks got me sloppy.

It was an epiphany, but certainly not divine. Just some how, some way, me railing horse vag whilst horse dicks were liberally swinging around in my view must have caused me to associate the aforementioned dicks with the stunningly good sex. It's like the elephant in the room I suppose. I was trying so hard to ignore it that I must have somehow come associate epic sex with the epic knobs that my partners had. I was doomed to fail from the beginning, and I couldn't help but be a little disgusted with myself.

“Bry, Bry, Bryyy~” a singsong voice tittered while a white hand waved in front of my face; “you have been sitting there for ten minutes without saying a word, are you with me?”

“Sorry Rarity, I must have spaced out a bit”

“No trouble at all darling, your tea is ready” she said as she gestured to the coffee table. I took the little teacup and splashed a little milk in, my mind somehow flashed a picture of Rainbow's spunk flowing out her flare as I did it, but managed to suppress the image.

One thing I was not counting on though was the banana scent coming from the tea. I am not kidding in the slightest here, my depraved pony brain was firing synapses or whatevers that work in the brain to tell me that I was holding a cup from Raritys best china tea set, brimming with steaming horse smeg.

I took a nice big draw without missing a beat and placed the cup back on its saucer.

“I really needed that, thanks”

The thing is, I really did. It was delicious. The feel of it flowing down my throat was an entirely satisfying one. I realized at that moment that I was at some point in the near future going to have to take a nice good stiffing from a mottled horse phallus, and that moment finally let me relax.

I was just laying back on my friends chaise, daydreaming about dicks and sporting a rather sturdy stonk-on. Perfectly normal.

“Brian, are you quite alright?”

“Uhhn,” I groaned out as I turned to face her. Now Rarity is no prude, but she occasionally gets a little hot and bothered and shows it off with the rouging of her cheeks. (don't ask me to explain the mechanics of furred horse people blushing, I usually just dismiss it as 'le majique') And I think I knew where her mind was going now. She was thinking about getting in my flaps, I am almost certain of it. “Yeah, just a lot to parse y'kno” I dismissed. But god fucking fuck it I was horny now. And this horse woman would deffo take a stern stiffing if I asked. Besides, she'd closed up now anyway, what harm can it do? “Would you....” I started before Rarity shot to her hooves. “Woow horsy, you haven't heard what I was going to say yet!”

“Now come on Brian” she said with a smirk and a slightly mortifying look of hunger in her eyes, nose twitching ever so slightly. “You know what they say about taking a band aid off”

“Look, things are just moving a little too fast at the moment. I'd just like to have a nice lay down together like we usually do” (lay down together being Rarity's words for fucking of course) “I'm not sure I can go to the 'next level' just yet y'kno? Besides Rainbow made me promise she would be my 'first'”

An excuse of course, I definitely wasn't after my bones being rattled right this moment but I had promised Fast Horse she would be the first one giving me the stiff middle arm.

“Hmm yes, she certainly would do that, I almost wish I had at some point but I imagine our rainbow maned friend was quite persuasive” she gave me an almost creepy look before quickly turning and heading to the stairs. “Come now dear, I believe I have some leaky pipes that need to be plugged”

The combination of sultry hips swaying, and terrible dirty talk, totally swept away any trepidation I had been feeling. I was glad I had stumbled in to see Rarity of all people. Clothes Horse really could set you at ease, getting nasty with this horse was never awkward, all the awkwardness was utterly worn out with her terrible banter well in advance.

Needless to say I followed her upstairs to her boudoir. A grand looking solid oak four poster held pride of place against the wall facing a large window with curtains drawn. Satin sheets and fluffy looking pillows were draped artistically on the bed, and I couldn't look anywhere else. Rarity laid back with her rigid cock laying on her stomach, a good girthy 12 inches or so I'm sure. Her beautiful alabaster breasts surged with her breaths. Her dainty legs spread over the edge of the bed, hooves on the floor, before I even blinked I had taken off my kilt and discarded it on the floor.

Like Rainbow, Rarity was super hot and I almost drooled, luckily I managed to slurp it back in to my mouth before it hit my chin. Rainbow was all sexy athleticism, a powerful athlete in the most perfect peak physical condition. Rarity was all grace and guile, the sexy rich girl you knew at school and everyone wanted a ride of, the unattainable gem polished to perfection.

And she was spread-eagled on the bed waiting for a good stiffing.

“Hnnng”

“Well hello Brian, could you perhaps come over here, and give me a little help? I have a seam here I cant quite line up” she said as she laid a single digit on her mons.

'I'll certainly cum all over there' I thought to myself as my legs unconsciously moved me to between her legs. I really wanted to have a little taste of her undercarriage but the thought of her balls on my face whilst doing so was still a little too much right now. Good job I had a painfully hard dick that I could give her a seeing to with then eh?

I slid in to her without any fanfare or hesitation. It was a gentle movement, slow, but with purpose.

The warmth and gentle grasping of her nether regions around my dick felt wonderful. A snug caress of our most vulnerable parts. Rarity liked her sex to be passionate, but not fast. I wasn't plunging a blocked drain here like I was with Sport Horse, this was calculated and slow. Of course she still had the horse stamina that I had become used to but this seemed a little more like 'making love'. She probably imagined her own princess floating through the window and sweeping her off her hooves, making sweet love to her on a cloud until she was quivering like jelly, so I kept up with the same measured pace, grinding my length within her as I met her deepest parts. My hips rolled in to her, keeping a nice circular motion whilst still moving back and forth, trying to make this good for both of us. I know I could keep going for some time so I lost myself to the motion and lowered my face to hers.

“You are looking most beautiful today m'lady” I said without stopping even for a moment. A girlish blush was the only response before I raised her hand to place a soft kiss on the back of it. Look, she liked being treated like a 'proper lady' so I wasn't going to disappoint, although admittedly it did make me feel a little weird. I laid a kiss on the back of her other hand before my lips lowered to hers and I gave her a smouldering frenchie. Look, I can act the part, doesn't mean I am a poet. She returned the kiss with passionate vigour, snaking her tongue in to my mouth and rolling it around my own. Her own hips were gyrating in the opposite direction to mine now, the sensual movement and the brushing of her fur against mine was utterly hypnotic.

We both lost ourselves in our movements for a moment. I tried to keep the insatiable horse woman on the edge of hear peak by slowing to a more languid pace, but never stopping the circular movements, but she countered by raising her hooves off the floor to the bed and giving me an entirely new angle to work at. Her legs were spread aside my torso now, bent knees either side of my tits as my kiss left her mouth to trail down her jaw line to her neck, and it was too much for the silly horse.

Rainbows orgasms were a shuddering mess of tangled limbs and heavy thrusting. By contrast Rarity reached her peak with a satisfied sigh and hands that raised to grasp her own bosoms which circled and pressed in time to my own hips. It wasn't an all or nothing kind of release, but the kind of sensuous high she could keep at and enjoy at length.

So I let her keep enjoying my length as I kept her right there.

Her breathing was reduced to husky gasps as my gentle kisses moved to her collar bone, trailing along and giving a tiny nibble as I moved along then further down to her breasts. Her hands shifted to my mane and beckoned me down. Unlike Sport Horse, Fashion Horse was not a fan of her fleshy teats being gnawed upon, so instead I trailed delicate kisses and licks around her areola before finally ducking down and kissing her jutting teat.

I am absolutely a tit man. And Rarity had an epic pair. They were pretty large by horse standards, a more than generous handful, especially on such a petite mare, but honestly, they fit her perfectly. Her frame was all curves and subtle lines, an erotic picture, their rising and falling with her incredibly deep breaths was alternating them from being forced to my face then falling away. My neck curved to follow and trail the cleft to give attention to the other.

Her orgasm was continuing without pause in a broiling wave. She was utterly gone. I was gone too, it was too much. The burning heat of her core, the silken wetness on my length as we ground our hips together. Our bodies churned together like the ocean, crashing and receding.

My lips left her breasts.

Trailed down the valley of her clevage.

My tongue flicked the flat of her jeb end.

“Ahhhhhnnn” Clothes Horse let out in a breathy moan, eyes shut tight. Mine in contrast were fully open and flashing desperately around the room. I kept up my movements to hide my sudden hesitation.

I'd just licked the tip of her turgid horse knob, and slurped up a generous helping of pre.

And it was fucking delicious.

Terrifyingly delicious.

'No way!' I thought, 'it tastes just like...'

I hadn't even realised at the time what I was doing, but the hot liquid coated my tongue in a absolutely satisfying manner.

I needed more.

Now.

My head lowered again and I gave another tentative lap at her man portion. A taste of juniper berries and coriander and something else I couldn't place repeated on me, damn this is some classy bitch, her jizz tastes like 'Bombay Sapphire' I thought as my tongue lapped at more and more of her rod. I fucking love a nice G 'n' T. Before I realized what was really happening I had the head of the meaty pole inside my mouth and I was suckling like a calf, my hips ceased their circular motions and began a slow languorous back and forwards motion, my head lowering as I withdrew and rising as I slid back in. I was beyond thoughts, the only things that existed were our two meaty poles and her juicy cave, I let out a rather slutty groan.

“Oh Darling!” Rarity gasped as her eyes most likely shot wide open to the sight of me thrusting and suckling. It did not even remotely distract me from my work though, i'd started so I would damn well finish. I was desperate for a load to rinse out my dirty whore mouth. And with that thought my hands rolled and glided down her beautiful body to her flaring hips, then back closer to her core.

I caught myself a double handful of giant horse bollocks.

I was fucking loving it.

My head descended her shaft, and I came to the realization of a weird quirk in horse biology that seemed to inexplicably pierce the veil between worlds.

Horses can't barf.

They certainly cant retch either.

I mean, I was living proof of this.

My head drooped and lowered, my back arching, as her shaft was engulfed by first my maw, and then my throat. It was deliciously dirty, the feeling of being used as a toy. The relaxing of the muscles in my throat was contrasted by a further tensing of my already rock hard shaft. The thick girthy piece of horse meat was too much to allow me to breathe but I embraced the feeling of suffocation for a moment or two before I reared back up and lay the delicious tip back in my mouth. My hands moved to the base of the shaft and started rising and lowering in a double handed lob off.

The feeling of her fleshy spire between my breasts was wonderful.

I could not help myself, and I increased my pace. I was going to blow any second, the tip of my dick almost hurt with how much I had to cum now, I was a needy little maid who was servicing her lady and nothing was going to stop me.

“Oh, oh” Rarity repeated in time with her laboured breaths.

I hurtled to the finish line and crossed first place to be crowned king of multitasking in the bedroom. My dick erupted like a volcano, and despite having fired my load little more than an hour or so ago with Race Horse I felt like I would keep cumming for an eternity. There was so much it almost felt like it was painful as I geysered out in to her sopping clam.

“OOOHHH!” a voice called. My eyes were still locked shut in bliss, I didn't for a moment comprehend the flaring of the dick tip still in my mouth. And as her own batter splashed out on to my tongue I didn't really pay it any thought.

My own orgasm was tapering off by now but I left it buried firmly in her cleft. But Rarity's cock definitely wasn't done with my mouth.

I was struck by the sudden realization that the obscenely flared head of her shaft was preventing me from removing aforementioned shaft from my mouth, well, not without teeth involved anyway.

Look, if you have ever had a toothy blowie you will know exactly what I mean here, Rarity was a friend, I wasn't going to scrape all over her nasty horse cock with my teeth.

So I fucking took the load right in the mouth OK.

Toothy blowies are not just an excuse I'm going to use for convenience, it actually is a thing.

Ok, well yeah. I fucking loved it. Every little splatter of baby batter on my tongue was another delicious morsel to gobble up. I swallowed in time to her ropey jets.

It was divine.

It was everything I had ever wished for.

I swallowed every little drop after rolling around the last load on my tongue to savour the taste before pulling back slowly and allowing Rarity to air out her sloppy snatch. Her breaths were in shuddering gasps still and our dicks were both flagging. It took a moment before her eyes opened and she took the sight of me in, drifting down my torso to my hips and dick.

Then I truly realised what had happened.

Rarity smiled; “Oh Brian, that was magifique, you truly are a treasure”

I was now without any shadow of doubt utterly broken. These crazy sexy horse women with their big nasty dicks had gotten me hooked on knob. Utterly and inexplicably.

I was a little cock slut.

Fuck.

And that's the story about the first time I sucked off a horse.

A Brief Respite

I was spread out atop Rarity's duvet, mind drifting, when the door opened and the horse lady in question strolled back to the side of the bed. My head rose and I started to rouse but she shot me a little smile and a tiny shake of the head. In her hands were a soft looking flannel and a downy looking towel. Held aloft to her side was a washbowl floating by virtue of 'los magicos'.

“Don't you get up on my account darling, here, let me take care of you.” she said as she placed the bowl on her bedside table, placed the towel by my head, then moved to dampen the flannel in the bowl. “It shall take but a moment”

Rarity is many things, far too many to mention to be honest, but one of those things though is a nurturing sort. I laid my head back on the bed after giving a small nod and smile, getting one in return in addition to a boop on the nose. I closed my eyes as I was pampered by the silly horse woman.

There was nothing sexual about it, just gentle little strokes as she removed her own juices from my genitals and cleaned me up. Delicate little strokes that were punctuated with the dipping of the flannel back in the warm water and her ringing it out.

Perhaps it was her penchant for cleanliness, or a pragmatic wish for me not to drip on the polished wooden floor of her shop floor, but I certainly wasn't complaining. There is something just nice about having someone you trust cleaning you in such an intimate place. Even when her cloth dropped down below my balls and brushed the lips of my lady parts I couldn't help but relax. It wasn't leading to sex, it was that perfect post sex time where everything just seems a little better. The calm after the storm.

It only took her a couple of minutes before she was finished with the flannel and she proceeded to pat me down with the fluffy towel.

“I will have to head back to the store now Brian, now you can stay here a little and just let your stress melt away, ok?”

“I might just do that Rares,” I sighed out “my head's been pounding all day. I think I'm probably still a bit hung over from the party at AJ's last night”.

“Well then, you just rest your head and close your eyes and rouse when you want,” she said before she stood up and leaned over to place a little peck on my lips and give me a nuzzle and sniff behind the ear. “if you need anything I will just be downstairs.” Without further ado she turned and walked to the door, cleaning tools held in hands and majeek and clicked the door closed.

Now, life in horse land for me was a peculiar thing, let me explain. Don't misunderstand either, horses had their professions, but they just didn't have careers. There was no dead-end jobs, or first rung of a corporate ladder. Horses had a big thing about 'destiny' and there is no bigger sign of that destiny than the giant ass tattoos they generally get when they mature. This leads to horses living their lives bound to the role that their ass tattoo affirms. There isn't the slightest hint of any job searching, interviews, promotions and sackings. There isn't a job section in the local newspaper. If you have an ass tattoo that says one thing, that is just what you do.

And they don't just 'deal with it' by the way, each and every horse I have met loves their job.

Did you get an ass tattoo of an anvil yesterday? Oh well, head down to the local blacksmith and pull up a pew! That's your job now!

Did you get a shield painted on your ass? Well congratulations, you are now a Royal Guard!

It's simple and it works. I don't know how, it just does.

Now, what about those outliers who have no brand on their ass like me? Social outcast you say?

Nope.

These unlucky individuals (or lucky depending on who you are) are a certain class that is pretty rare, but not unheard of, but they are certainly not treated with any kind of scorn.

If anything they are given all the encouragement they need in the form of a generous stipend from the crown.

I am actually quite well off, truth be told.

Supposedly the money is meant so that the horse in question can travel and 'find their destiny'. It works of course, this is horse land. Every horse has a place. But for me? Well.. I pretty much lived my life drifting from one crappy job to another, anything to pay the bills. I never really had a job I actually liked, let alone loved.

So that leaves me new to the world, blank of flank and about as much money that I have ever had. I don't pay rent or a mortgage. There is no utility bills to pay or council tax. Every penny (or bit) is there just for me.

And these horses don't care what I do with it.

So my life, at least until I get some form of adornment on my arse (which remains to be seen) is pretty much that of a well off manchild.

I was a Lady of Leasure.

A 'Lady What Lunches'.

I had no pressing engagements, no appointments to meet. I had money in the bank and a beautifully plain arse on show.

It was pretty damn boring truth be told.

So I lazed about on Rarity's bed and let my thoughts drift. I didn't want to head out and catch the last vestiges of the lunchtime rush at the market so I resigned myself to a little snooze, nothing much, perhaps half an hour or an hour. I was pretty hungry but I ignored it, after all the only thing I had had to eat today had been Clothes Horses' meaty sausage with a side of tartare sauce.

I closed my eyes and drifted off.

I awakened not much later, a glance to the clock on the bedside table told me it was heading for two o'clock. Not bad. My head was still a little sore but nothing serious so I got up and put my kilt back on before heading downstairs.

Rarity was curled over a sewing machine joining two scandalously thin bits of fabric, I knew better than to bother her too much when she was 'in the zone' but I nevertheless walked up behind her and give her a kiss on the shoulder and peek over at her work.

“I'm heading out to get some scran pet, you fancy owt?, I'm probs going to head over to see AJ or Flutters after but I can bring something back if you want?” My accent slipped in a little to begin with but I was sure she knew what the fuck I was going on about.

She turned her head a little to rest a cheek against mine and patted me on the gently on the other. “Don't worry about little old me darling, my muse waits for no-pony, I expect after the lunch I had today my tummy shall be full for weeks”

“Yeah yeah, flattery will get you everywhere and all that” I chirped back at her. “catch you later sugar”

“Oh, you have most certainly already caught me Brian”

I gave her a chuckle as I walked to the front door “Don't work too hard, arrite?” I said as I went through to the street outside.

It was a baking hot day, sun blaring down, but a gentle breeze made it bearable. I needed to scarf some food so I committed myself to a dash of the Party Horse. Sugarcube corner was only a couple of minutes walk away so I put my head down and strolled there.

I didn't bother chatting to any of the horses on the way, it was pretty quiet and everyhorse seemed to have a place they needed to be. So I walked up to the door, braced myself a little in preparation and booled in.

A cast a quick glance around and I saw a few couples in the booths. Plenty of seats, so I wasn't going to have to take my bounty to the park or something. There is something distinctively disturbing about children in horse land frolicking about without a shred of clothing on that will put you right off any meal. I walked up to the vacant counter and could see the pink menace battering around a big lump of dough with her fists.

“Hey Pinks” I called over, her head spun around from her work as her trademark face splitting grin spread across her features.

“Hi's Bry's” she said as she started to bounce on her hooves, “what's occurin'” She rinsed off her hands before bouncing over to the counter like a weird horse kangaroo. Now Party Horse was a weird one, she totally freaked me out when I first met her, there is nothing in the world that will prepare you for her utter weirdness.

But after a while, it becomes your new normal. 'Its just Pinkie being Pinkie' is bandied around quite a bit, and it works.

She is a real short-arse, well below your average for a horse woman, probably around four and a half feet at most. You could never know her true height though considering her default setting is: 'bouncing off the walls'.

Literally.

Thankfully she was wearing her work attire so I wasn't given an eye full.

Ponk was the curviest horse in horse town, well aside from some of the older horse women that is, nevertheless she had a truly gargantuan set of tits for her tiny height. Also the biggest curviest hips you could ever see and a big plush ass that was as soft as one of those giant beanbag chairs.

She wasn't really my type to be honest, but tell your knob that when the softest ass you can possibly imagine is bouncing up and down on it. I wouldn't say she was obese or anything, but there was definitely a healthy layer on her that's for sure.

The poor apron she wore (for that was the entirety of her attire) strained and creaked at the bouncing motions her or mammoth mammaries, before abruptly she stood stock still and her eyes narrowed at me a little.

What now?

The next instant her hand shot to her nose and she pinched her nostrils. “PheeewwWWIE” she barked as if someone had just let out a particularly nasty wet fart. “Somepony's got it BAD huh?”

What?

“What?” my mouth echoed my brain.

“Didn't anypony ever tell you about the cake in the oven? Bry-Bry” She said in a sing song voice. “or is that the birds in the cake?” she tilted her head in thought whilst she brought a hand to her chin.

“What's going on Pinkie?”

She gave me another queer look and narrowed her eyes further before rattling off. “I was just pounding some dough to turn in to baps then I heard you and I'm all like 'HI BRY!' And you are all like 'HEY' so I come out here and” she shot forward in the blink of an eye and spread her hands so fast in my vision I didn't see them move “...POW! it hits me, well not hits me but it was like a wall, or is that a door” her hands dropped “and then you are all like 'wut' and I'm all like NOOO WAAAAY” she howled probably about five octaves higher than necessary. She waited a beat and recommenced her bouncing, although at a more sedate pace.

I was still in a state of utter confusion, not entirely against the norm to be honest for a trip to see the pink menace.

Before I knew it the world shifted and blurred and I was sitting in one of the more private booths in the corner, quite alone, with a pair hot cross buns in front of me and what looked like a mocha to the side. Well, when in Rome? I was still pretty hungry after all.

I can't have taken my second bite before a girthy pink leg wrapped around the partition between booths in a cheesy femme fatale manner. Next a shoulder and head, mane styled in an intricate sort of braid keeping her usually unruly mane back off her face and down her spine.

“Hey sweetie, this seat taken” she pointed to the chair opposite to me with a elbow length gloved hand.

“Go ahead Pinks”

“Well thank you kindly sweetie” she breathed out as she brought the rest of herself around the partition. She had somehow managed to conjure a strapless floor length black dress out of thin air, split scandalously beyond her hips and barely containing her breasts.

Pretty standard Pinks to be honest.

She walked past the offered chair and swung herself around before planting her padded posterior on my lap, both of her legs pointing back towards the centre of the shop, her back to the window outside. One of her silky gloved arms wrapped around my neck and caressed my mane, and the other pulled what looked like a cigarette holder with cigarette attached at the end out of somewhere, which she brought to her lips.

And blew some bubbles .

I mean, I know this kind of behaviour should be throwing up some red flags, but honestly... Pinkie.

I once came in here and I swear on my immortal soul, she was using a ladle to spoon chunks of a jam filled sponge cake in to her face.

Dressed as Ripley from Alien.

“What's a little cutie like yourself doing in a lowdown drinkin' den like this” she purred.

I had learned long ago that it's easiest just to roll with the punches instead of getting confused.

“Just came in for a bite to eat”

“Well you just keep yourself seated here honey, and aunt Pinkie Pie will clear everything up for ya” she used the p's in her name to puff my mane out of my face.

“Right you are then” I said as I took a bite of the bun, struggling to chew properly as my chin was nestled on the arch of her right tit. A couple of crumbs sprinkled her cleavage.

Look, if she is going do this she can't expect everyone to put their lives on hold.

She let out a sultry chuckle. “Such a mess, you really are a dirty little filly” she said as she wriggled her cushy tushy.“Now, comes a time in everyponies life where they are ready to take the plunge” she purred in to my ear “don't you feel it sweetie pie”

“hmph”

“Don't you feel that burning ache, just like you are ready to explode” she snaked her spine and gave out a shiver that rippled from her juicy mounds right down to her juicy arse. “tell me it aint so, sweet cheeks” she said in faux surprise “you aint never been in season before, have you now” She pressed a slow kiss to my temple.

She giggled.

What...

For a moment my heart stopped beating and my mouth dropped open. Pogo Horse leapt up off my lap and bounced around the table and appeared in front of me in her usual work apron. “Silly Brian, you're in heat! I can smell it a mile off!”

I gasped in a breath.

“I bet that you have had more than one pony sniffing around you today, eh? eh?” she giggled out as my brain caught up. “Had yourself a good cream stuffing yet? The first time is just the BEST, better hurry though your first heat is only a couple of days!”

I sat there utterly still, bun half way to mouth.

“Well three at most, but usually two!”

Then it clicked. Everything fell in to place.

I was craving meaty dicks, my mind was awash with the thought of being pummeled. It all made delicious glorious sense now.

I was absolutely not a cock whore!.

It was my stupid horse body doing this to me! I mean, fuck, nobody goes to bed one day being sexually repulsed by a man sausage then wakes up the next and does a full one eighty. How didn't I piece this together myself.

Then other thoughts pushed themselves in to my mind unwittingly.

Rainbow had woke me up this morning with her rod on full display. She MUST have known. Why didn't she tell me?

Was... was she trying to take advantage of me?

And Rarity, she was more than eager to scratch my itch.

Was SHE trying to take advantage? A horse in heat walks in to her store and not thirty minutes later she is rolling around in her bed?

My mind misfired and all of a sudden there was an emptiness in my stomach that was nothing to do with my hunger.

My mind drifted to the cleft between my legs and I could feel it. There was a tingling flittering like feathers up and down my labia. I could feel the moisture there as I squirmed in my chair and my lips brushed against each-other.

My mind drifted away again in a dizzying haze to thoughts about the horse people and how they manage their heat.

With their spouses. How could I have been so naïve?

Am I horse married? Did I unknowingly get hitched to some horse meat without ever realizing? Who are my horse wives?

Rarity and Rainbows faces immediately flashed across my vision. Followed by a select few others.

Twilight and her dorky grin.

Applejack and her stoic facade.

Fluttershy and her girlish smile.

Pinkie?

I looked up at the pink lunatic for the first time in what could have been an hour. Her happy smile and her bubbly demeanour.

No.

The answer came in almost an instant. I don't know why but I knew it for certain. She was one of my closest friends. Probably as close to being family now that I had long since resigned myself to the fact that I was never getting home. This was my home now.

“Pinkie” I said as my thoughts began to clear “do you think of us as being...”

“Oh silly Bry Bry, who would take care of all the single ponies if we were in a herd”

I ignored Pinkies admission that she single handedly serviced a whole towns worth of single ponies in heat to bring my thoughts back inward again.

A herd, that's what they call horse marriage.

When did that happen? Did I just drift in to this? Was there any signs that I totally missed? I must admit, as many similarities as there is between our body language there is as many inconsistencies. That's without adding in wings and scent. That left me with my usual answer to what to do when I don't fully understand. Was it all just... Lost in translation?

Ask.

But I'm fucked if I am going to ask this loon sitting across from me.

I plucked a coin from the fold in my kilt and mentally assigned two horse people. Sun side was the Work Horse, moon side for Butterhorse.

I flicked the coin, caught it in one hand and slapped it on the back of my other hand.

"Gotta head out Pinkie, thanks for the buns"

I was walking through the middle of Horseville with a purpose, I needed answers, unfortunately I was certain that the only answers I was going to get were going to be fairly cryptic from the horse I was heading to see. At the very least I knew my destination and I held on to that.

A blue blur caught my attention in my peripheral vision and before a moment passed Speedy Horse was setting herself down in my path.

“Hey, Bry”

I shot her the look but she was already glancing down at her hooves and kicking at a stone.

"So, I woke up and you were gone” she looked in to my eyes scratching her forearm “what's up with that?” she gave a couple of shifty looks over her shoulder seemingly looking to see if she was being watched before she darted in and gave me a chaste kiss on the lips. “what are you up to huh? R'you ok?”

I took a moment to form my words.

In the space of about ten seconds I had gone from slightly pissed at her, to really looking at her.

She looked vulnerable. It was so out of character for her that I thought for a moment I had stumbled upon her antipodean cousin.

But it was undeniably her. I knew her as well as just about anyone can know anyhorse. And I knew that she wasn't taking me for a ride. I was hers and she was mine. It was clear and defined. There was no maybes or could-be's about it.

This was a horse woman who was just looking after her herd.

I was simultaneously weirded out and flattered. It brought back a little warmth to my belly and a smile to my face.

“Hey Skittles, I'm fine” I said, “just out for a stroll, paid a visit to Rares” and before she had a chance to get away I leaned over and kissed her on the cheek causing her to blush uncontrollably.

“Bry!”

“Got a couple of things to do today I reckon though, probs going to kip at the hobbit hole this evening, you don't mind?”

“Nah” she shrugged “just don't want you to be alone is all, you had me worried for a minute” she pushed her bangs behind her ears “not that I worry or anything, you know. Monsters or something” she amended swiftly “you want me to fly you somewhere?”

“You know I'm scared of heights you mad horse, plus I just fancied a bit of fresh air”

“Yeah yeah, slow pony likes to walk I get it”

“I'll catch you tomorrow, alright?”

“Sure Bry” and before I had a chance to embarrass her further by sneaking in a full tongue frenchie she was off.

I honestly don't know what I was expecting. I had allowed myself to brew a tasty broth of indignation, and I still didn't know whether my hormones were dulling my mental acuity but a conversation little more than a few minutes helped to still the waters of my thoughts.

First of all I was a horse woman.

Second, I had a mighty man spear.

Third I realized I was horse married to perhaps more than two horse women.

Fourth I was going to speak to the rest of my suspects to see who I had actually managed to hitch.

Finally I realized that my sudden urge to take a thorough pounding in the flaps was most likely due to a biological soup of enzymes and hormones and I absolutely was not going to get stiffed until at the very least my mind was clear and my heat was over. If ever.

I sidled on up the the hobbit hole about an hour later. It was a good thirty minute walk in reality but I was not in a rush. The extra time gave me a chance to ruminate on both the weirdest, and surprisingly, one of the nicest days of my life. I didn't think that I could handle AJ right now, she can be pretty intense shall we say. Her bedroom behaviour can be pretty full on and I really didn't need that, the fates saw fit to turn that coin on the moon side so Butterhorse's doorstep is where I landed.

I knocked and awaited the usual “just a moment” from the other side then waited for the half dozen latches to be released.

Fluttershy's willowy face peeped through the crack just beneath the chain that was still engaged. “Hi Flutters”

The door closed slowly, a little rattling later and it was opened wider this time. “Oh, hello Brian, I was not expecting a visitor today” she whispered out “come in”. I noticed a tiny flaring of her nostrils as she beckoned me back in to her warren.

Now don't get me wrong, Timid Horse is not a slob in the slightest, but her home has a, how shall I put it. Yeah, a lived in feel to it.

It is ostensibly a cozy little cottage. Or perhaps it was at one time, before; animals. There are bundles of fur and feathers everywhere. Every shelf, the mantle piece, walking around downstairs is like using stepping stones to cross a stream. If I didn't know any better I would assume that she is related to Noah. But apart from that the place is actually spotless. There isn't a pissy animal stank to the place. Every exposed area of floor glistens and her thankfully clear sofa and table are spotless, nary a stain. Fluttershy is a homebody in every sense and she takes care to take care of her things.

I space hopped over the slumbering animals, I am not really a animal person so couldn't name them all if I tried, but there was at least a couple of squirrels tucked up to a dog and all manner of mice and hamsters. When you have been here long enough they all seem to fade in to the background and become part of the furniture, like the crystal ornaments my gran always loved so much.

I plonked my arse on the sofa and caught her eye.

Fluttershy was a tiny thing. She had a delicate willowy frame. Some would say, probably cruelly, that she was skinny and could do with a good feed. She had slender legs and slim hips leading to an even slimmer waist.

She had little perky breasts barely hanging over ever so slightly visible ribs. Long slender arms. Her collar bone jutted delicately under her slim neck and her face. Her features were stark, high cheek bone the other obscured by her full bodied flowing pink mane. Her jaw angled down in to a delicate point.

She was the horse equivalent, I suppose, of one of those size zero models that people seem to always bicker about. Honestly, a skinny lass isn't my cup of tea usually, I like a little padding in my ladies.

Really though, this was Fluttershy. This was just how she was, I couldn't and wouldn't judge her like that.

And she was beautiful, she really was.

Her timid demeanour and her shy little smiles. Eyes flicking to the floor whenever you caught them. It just all added to the person that I loved so much, foibles and all. She is also quite tall, if you could manage to straighten out her posture a little she would not be far off eye level with me.

Her wings fluttered as she drifted down beside me, hooves on the sofa. I raised my arm wrapped it around her shoulders allowing her to sink in to my side and rest her head in to the crook of my neck. Her mane drifted down over my horse tits and spilled on to my lap, hiding her face.

Days at Fluttershy's house could be spent simply doing this. She is by far one of the most tactile ponies I have ever met. If you ever get her out of her home she will be plastered to your side with her fingers wrapped around yours.

It's nice.

Really nice in fact.

“Hey Flutters” I murmured as she settled in to place. “Look, I know this is probably going to sound a little weird and all, but are we, y'kno, like in a herd?”

She didn't speak, not that I was surprised about that, although she did reply. She raised her head, held eye contact for a moment, gave a little girlish squeak and blush, then delicately brushed her lips against mine for only a moment before settling herself back down against my side.

I'll take that as a yes then.

Author's Note

No horse fadge battering this time around, this was more of a filler. huehue

Also tidied up previous chapters a little. Not much changed, cosmetic stuff really.

An All Encompassing Embrace

I was walking through the castle gardens at Canterlot. Daft name I know, but these horses are all as daft as a brush so this should be a surprise to exactly nobody. It was the day I would be meeting the Celestial Sisters.

Majeek Horse Land, you see, is ruled by a pair of mega milfs high up in their own horsie version of Minas Tirith. Oddly, instead of being Queens or some such they refer to themselves as Princesses. They also aren't actually sisters. From my understanding the sun adorned amazon horse is a couple of hundred years older than the slightly smaller moon horse, and they share the title of sisters in a more symbolic manner.

Each to their own.

So, I was strolling in a leisurely manner through some trees I certainly don't remember being here last time. The royal gardeners really needed to pull their finger out before the Princesses saw the mess they made of their garden. They were as black as pitch with a glossy sheen and flared out at a good three feet above my head, then just ended there! I mean who cuts all the branches off a tree and leaves a 8 foot stump there?

The water in that water feature looks a bit cloudy too.

And viscous.

Weird.

I kept on the path, it was getting near to the time I was to be meeting them. I didn't really know the whole purpose but I wasn't going to keep them waiting. The Princesses have been pretty hands-off since I arrived, leaving me to the perverted care of Autismo Horse. She is technically royalty as well though so I didn't bear any kind of grudge, at least I was being looked after.

I approached the external doors to the throne room. A couple of nondescript guards flanked the doorway so I halted a moment and made sure I was looking presentable.

A couple of crumbs were on the top of my right tit, I brushed those right off. There was a speck of muck on my left hoof so I gave that a little flick. Apart from that though, I was looking quite dapper.

I had on one of Clothes Horses creations, a burgundy coloured sash like dress over my right shoulder nestling comfortably between my tits and landing at my left hip. My breasts were on full display, so I took a moment to twist my nipples a little to get them fully erect, wouldn't want to appear unprepared after all. My penis stood proud and tall, throbbing in the open air, a drip of pre cresting the underside.

I don't scrub up half bad, even if I do say so myself.

The guards gave me a glance and a little nod before opening the gates. “The Princesses will see you now”

I returned their nods and followed the red carpet through the doorway to see what the real reason for my summons was.

As I expected both Princesses were seated in the throne room, they thankfully had decided to do away with the formalities of state, and instead greeted me at the base of the dais, a couple of paces away from the bottom steps.

“Ah, Brian” Princess Celestia cooed from her position seated on the carpet and beckoning me over with a hand. “It is so good to see you again.”

Princess Celestia was sitting with her legs crossed in what looked like a fairly uncomfortable position for a digitigrade biped. She had the same serene look upon her face that she usually had though so I decided against commenting.

Princess Luna sat in much the same position, although not on the carpet. She was on Princess Celestia's lap facing her, with her own legs wrapped around her 'older sisters' hips.

The size difference between the two was readily apparent, Luna, despite sitting on her sisters lap, barely met her at eye level. I was pleased to see though that both their throbbing penises were level with eachother at around the same height of both of their generously full busts.

“Well met Brian” said Princess Luna in a regal tone, “will you not come take a seat?” she said gesturing to the heads of their flat tipped phalluses smooshed together.

“Thanks Princess, its been a long walk, don't mind if I do”

I walked over to the dictator horses and swung my leg over their meaty poles. I knew I was already sopping wet so I wasn't going to commit any kind of faux pas.

I slowly lowered my waist until Princess Celestias rod was barely touching my lady lips so I could reach down and position Princess Lunas' meaty pole against my unblemished little poh-poh. The moon horse gave me a wink as I looked over my shoulder for permission to be seated. Finally in place I lowered again nice and slow and I felt their flat tips gently push at my openings, I swayed my hips a little to make sure everything was positioned correctly.

All neat and tidy.

Princess Celestia reached up and tugged down my nipples, Luna my wings, beckoning me to sit so we could have a nice little chat.

I slowly lowered.

“Aaahaahhhhhnnnnn” I-

“AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” -SCREAMED OUT IN TERROR. I shot up out of bed quicker than a sprinter in the 100 metres final at the Olympics, heart going ten to the dozen pounding clear out of my chest and surging right up in to my throat, a cold sweat caused the sheets to cling to my body. “AAAHHHhhhhhhhnnn” I continued my howling wail as I stumbled then stooped as my heart finally realized that I was crouched down on the floor and I was not in fact half way through setting the fastest ever time at the great north run. “nnnn... hhn?” My voice petered out to a squeak.

“Brian, Brian, is everything ok?” a sweet little harried voice sounded from the door.

Of course, I was at Fluttershy's house. This was her guest room. We had spent the rest of the day sitting together in a combination of companionable silence and chatting about nothing in particular before having a late supper and then going to bed. It was nice. Sometimes it's pleasant just sitting around with someone you are comfortable with.

A bad dream.

Of course!

'But isn't moon horse supposed to fix those?' I asked myself.

I had a painfully hard erection and my balls felt too full. “Oh Jeeey-suzz” I panted out, trying to persuade my heart that its correct position was actually my chest and not my throat. “just a bad dream Flutters, I'm ok”

“Do you want me to come in”

I took a couple of second to realize that yes, I most definitely wanted her to come in, I wanted a hug right about now.

What the fuck was that all about? And why the fuck was I so hard? Seriously, I could feel moisture 'down below' and my dick was throbbing in time to my heartbeat. Is a terror-boner a thing?

“Yeah come in Flutters” I rasped out as I got up and laid back down on the bed. Stupid horse hormones. If I had to wake up again like that then I was sure I was headed to an early grave. I thought I was having a heart attack for a moment there.

The door creaked open and in strolled Florence Nightenhorse with a suitably worried expression on her face. She came right over to the bed and sat at my side.

“Are you sure you are ok Brian?” she pressed the back of her hand to my forehead “you aren't coming down with something are you?”

“Seriously Flutters, just a bad dream” I shuddered. “A terrifying bad dream”

“O-ok Brian, if you're sure?” she whispered.

I could see by the light peeking around the curtains that it was still the early hours of the morning. The sun rises here about six o'clock, but the light at the moment was just the pre dawn glow. It definitely wasn't time to get up yet, especially for a lazy arse like myself.

“Yeah, really thanks Flutters” she turned around and lay down next to me “I've just had a lot going on the last day or so. Really messes with you, y'kno?”

“Oh yes Brian I do. Some days I feel like I could never sleep again I get so worked up” she brought her hand up to my mane and started stroking it out. “you always have to remember though that you have ponies there for you, that always helps me anyway” her stroking moved to my shoulders. Sometimes I swear that she forgets that sapient beings aren't her pets and stroking them could be seen by some as being frightfully patronizing. I'm not a child for fucks sake!

Ok, I liked it, are you happy now?

Her petting continued for a few minutes and I used the time to bring my heart back to base line. My dick though was still perilously hard, if I walked around Horseville like this I would likely put out somehorses eye.

It didn't escape Fluttershy's attention for too long.

I knew exactly where this was heading.

And honestly, a little snugglefuck with Butter Horse sounded nice.

She let out an almost inaudible gasp before she lifted the sheets and got in next to me.

Now, before I continue, I am just going to come out and say it. Porking Fluttershy is weird. I'm not talking S&M or leg sized butt plugs weird, but you are really going to have to bear with me here. Its pretty hard to explain, and putting it down in words doesn't accurately portray what happens.

Fluttershy is absolutely obsessed with touch. The feel of another horse against her, or in her for that matter is what she really craves. Being wrapped up in an embrace, the feeling of joining. It gets her off.

She lifted her face in a questioning manner, I replied with a nod and a little grin to know I was ok, and yes it was ok.

She slowly raised herself and straddled me at the hips, then slid herself forward leaving a moist trail along the underside of my shaft right up to the flat tip of my spire, she then pressed her chest flat against mine. She stayed like that for a moment or two pressing as much of her body in to mine as she could before she slid back down, spearing herself on my staff right down to the base in a torturously slow motion, she was in absolutely no hurry. Her tunnel was hot and wet, it gripped me from base to tip snugly but not excessively. She allowed herself a moment to acclimatize herself to her new position then brought her legs up to a kneeling position and pressed them firmly to the sides of my hips and waist. In response I lifted my legs to press my thighs against her exposed arse so she could rest against them and take some of the weight off her leg joints hopefully making her curled over squatting pose a little more comfortable.

Her tail flicked once, then twice and cascaded over my legs.

She pressed her hands in to the front of my shoulders framing my collar bone, then brought her elbows in to place at my sides, pushing slightly in to the sides of my breasts and ribs.

Her head nuzzled gently in to my neck and lower jaw as if to prompt me.

I pulled my wings out over the tops of my shoulders with a shuffle then used the weird joint mid way to bring them down over myself and Fluttershy's back in a motion that would be impossible for a bird. Her wings gave a little flutter, then she brought them down to both of our sides.

Finally I placed one hand over the small of her back, just above her tail, palm of the hand flat, fingers and thumb spread as wide as I could get them, the other hand slightly over her wing joint further up her back just below the nape of her neck, palm flat down and fingers and thumb spread again, my arms and elbows pressed gently in to her sides feeling the ripple of her ribs.

I pulled her body down in to mine.

I don't think it would be scientifically possible to press more of my fur against hers without skinning our hides and placing them back to back against eachother.

Then things really kicked of in earnest...

...We both lay there exactly like that, a weird horse cocoon with my knob buried in her to the hilt.

Now the scene has fully been set I feel I have to give you a little more context for this weird snugglefuck as I have come to call them. The first time it happened and she teased my wings down on to her back I was more than a little confused, so I did what comes naturally.

I started to stroke in to her.

Now, imagine my confusion when her tiny little ass pushed down on me to ask me to stop. Well, naturally I started to grind in to her a little instead of course! That would be the normal thing to do!. I mean who just plops their knob in someone and just lays still?

The answer is of course; Flutterbutter.

It took me a little time to understand that the pressing of her hips down in to mine was a request to stop.

So I thought, fuck it, 'I'm going to see where she is going with this' and I stopped dead still.

Now If I was going to tell you something like that and tell you that it was epic you would probably call me a weirdo or a liar. Or a weird liar.

But until you have actually experienced sex like that you can never comprehend truly how awesome it actually is.

We both lay there, still. Flutters was breathing gently across my neck and lower jaw, slowly brushing her nose against my fur in a minute circular motion.

Now give yourself a couple of minutes in a position like that and your mind starts to pick out details you would normally have missed and amplifies them, the stillness is an absolute illusion. The beating heart of the horse on you is the first and most obvious, you feel it through your own chest and beating in to your torso. Soon you feel it elsewhere, the inside of her thighs pressed against you, her arms against your side, her neck on your shoulder.

The depths of her core.

The first few minutes with her are always like this, getting used to the feel of the horse who you have wrapped yourself around and who has wrapped themselves around you in turn.

The next thing you notice is how her breaths cause her body to move against yours. The languorous press followed by slow release against your breasts. The way your fur parts to her breaths. The expanding and receding of her lower stomach and the tightening and loosening grip on your masculinity in turn as her diaphragm works.

That is how it starts and for a few moments like that is how it continues. It is a erotic inspection of the body, the likes of which are hard to truly quantify. You get to know how a horse moves and how they breathe. Its beyond sex, beyond a hug or a cuddle. It is experiencing and learning about another horses body in a way that cannot be replicated. Dare I say it, but it is transcendent.

I'm sure to you it sounds pretty boring, look I get it.

But if you know somehorses body as intimately as this then you learn a few things about yourself in turn. And I know for fucking sure that Quiet Horse here has learned a hell of a lot about herself.

Namely that Flutterbutter is a Bene Gesserit* reverend mother.

Well not literally, they are after all completely made up.

You see, this crazy horse has a quite unique skill amongst her peers. She can control her body in a way you cant possibly imagine. Now just for a moment tense only your calf muscle on your right leg, pretty easy eh?

Wrong.

That time you thought you were tensing only your calf muscle? You were actually exercising several different muscle groups at once, and likely the surrounding muscles without even realising.

Its hard to move only one muscle, I can't do it, tried plenty.

Fluttershy can, and not just her legs or arms. She can do it internally.

Now can you see where I am heading?

Fluttershy can control the horse equivalent of the pelvic floor muscles and her lower abdominal muscles like an orchestra conductor.

It only takes a minute or two, a minute or two of slowing your heart and breathing to keep pace with your partner before you start to feel like you are only one person.

Then the minute or two is up and she shifts. Not a needy rise and fall of the hips or thrust, but a flutter at her core tickling pressure all down my dick from her insides.

I could try many ways to explain it and never come close. The closest I could get though would be;

Imagine there is fingers wrapped around your dick from base to tip. Now imagine they then start gripping in turn in a wave from base to tip then tip to base. Over and over.

That's how Flutterflaps has sex.

Two bodies utterly wrapped up in eachother, no friction whatsoever. Just the insistent pressing of her canal in a fluttering wave from base to tip, tip to base to the metronome of your synchronised heartbeats and breathing.

It is a masterpiece of erotic sensuality that lasts as long as you both want it to. Shy Horse is one of the few horses that can reliably keep herself from erupting until I do.

This morning I wanted to try something a little different as her canal massaged me in the most perfect way and her weight pressed down upon me.

Her rod was pressed hard against my abs and stomach. Normally I completely blank this from my mind but not today. Today I couldn't even if I tried. She was rock hard and I wanted to show her how much I appreciated her.

An image of those belly dancers that were in that old James Bond film popped in to my head, I forget which, but it gave me an idea I wanted to try.

Without moving my hips I tried to tense the muscles in my abdomen to see if I could separate them out. It took a couple of false starts but I managed to tense them in a way to keep the pressure moving up and down my stomach in a very amateur imitation of Butterbutt's cave clenching.

Fluttershy gasped a little shocked inhalation.

I was by no means perfect and there was a couple of times I clenched the whole of my lower body at once, but it was workable and it was appreciated, that I could tell. There was no extra force to persuade me to stop, no clenching of the thighs or pressing of the hips.

We stayed at that, our breathing and heartbeats picked up, but to an outside observer you would have never have noticed. I could feel every little motion of her body. I felt a drip of what could have been her juices or my pre leaving a trail over the fur on my balls. I felt the subtle dampness around the head of her penis on my stomach. I felt her breath wash over my neck and her eyelashes flutter against my jaw.

I felt everything.

It was wonderful.

Then she shifted and to my surprise her head rose above my own, her mane cascaded around my face and her nose and lips gently brushed against mine.

Her lips parted and her tongue swept against the tip of mine and nothing more. It wasn't a needy thing or a greedy smashing of lips together, but a delicate little movement that asked for the same in return. Our bodies kept up their gentle massages against our genitals our flicking tongues matched their pace.

Normally we can do this for an age, it is quite possible to go at it like this for several hours, sound's exhausting right? It isn't.

But this morning wasn't the same. Our bodies quavered and I felt her pulse and flare against my abs, her lips left mine and she pushed a cheek up against one of my own and her little panting breaths blew against my ear.

Flutterflaps the tantric master was spaffing all over my stomach. Her surging rod made her lose control of her channel which gripped me instead firmly in time with her pulsing release.

It was so fucking hot, this sexy little lissom horse girl that was pressed tight up against me and blasting her load that I lost control of myself and fired deep inside of her, matching her shot for shot with perfect timing.

We both came down from our high in tandem, her breaths hitching a quiet high pitched little 'heh heh' sound as she settled her head back to the crook of my neck and giving me a little nuzzle and brushing her lips against my shoulders.

We didn't speak, it wasn't really necessary truth be told. We had both just said everything that we needed to.

Plus it was way too early to get out of bed, so I lay back and drifted back off to sleep, still buried cock first deep inside her.

Author's Note

Ok, so I'm not going to be one of those people who comments on every chapter but in this case I kind of feel it to be necessary.
I didn't want Fluttershy to be a blushing wallflower, it wouldn't really work and I feel like it has been done to death. I wanted her to actually be a confident individual who instead of being a chatterbox actually communicates more through touch and gesture instead. Sex with a quiet little shut in doesn't really work and would probably have to rely on the old 'its always the quiet ones' trope and have her be a dirty deviant in the bed.
I didn't think that would suit her character so I puzzled for a while and came up with this. A pony who relies on expressing herself through touch and is confident within the confines of this. One that will actually lead and ask and actually have an input to what they are doing and not always be the follower.
Its pretty fucking weird tho.
One other thing is the slight perspective change during the sex, I wasn't quite happy about that but felt it was needed for emphasis.

* If you haven't read the Dune series by Frank Herbert you probably won't understand this reference. The Bene Gesserit are basically a religious order who have absolute control over their bodies, from the bacteria in their gut to the muscles in their bodies to the gender of their offspring.

An Apple Cream-Pie

I woke up a few hours later to an empty bed feeling simultaneously refreshed and pretty sticky. The fur on my chest just below my tits was matted and crusty. I harboured the momentary regret that I had not managed to have a little taste of Shy Horses spunk, I was certain it would have been more than tasty. I suppressed that thought with a shiver, and pulled myself out of bed.

There was a clammy feeling on my dick and nethers so I headed out of the room and across the hall to the bathroom to have a quick shower. I heard Flutterbutter pottering around downstairs in the kitchen so I assumed that she would probably have a pot of tea brewing so I didn't want to take too long, just a quick rinse of the extremities and a more concerted effort on my chest and genitals, I didn't bother getting my mane wet, and managed the same for the most part with my tail, after all I didn't want to spend the day drying out. That's a real pain considering the fact that I'm covered head to hoof in fur and both my mane and tail are pretty thick and full.

Shower finished I snagged a towel and wrapped it around my body over the top of my tits and wings then strolled down the stairs. I booled right through in to the kitchen like I was a lord surveying his manor and plonked my arse at the head of the table.

“Morning Flutters”

“Oh!” she said in her whispering lilt. She was fussing over the stove, but turned to greet me, there was a steaming tea pot at the side on the bench “good morning Brian. I heard you get up, did you sleep well?”

“Like the dead, pet.” She cringed a little at my phrasing “got the tea brewing?” I said looking over to the pot and sniffing the scent of smoked fish in the air.

She moved away from the stove to give me a gentle hug and nuzzle before turning back to her work.

“Yes, and I have made you an omelette for breakfast, I hope you like it”

I decided that despite my state of undress I would offer a bit of help, she was after all a horse and stark bollock naked herself. I stepped over to the workbench and picked up the pot, lifting the lid giving it a little sniff. Herbal tea of some sort with a nose of chamomile, not really my thing but she seems to like it, so who am I to argue?. I snagged a couple of mugs from the cupboard and brought them to the table as she was serving up her breakfast fare.

Now, before I came to horse land, I fucking hated fish, give me a nice bacon sarnie in the morning with a dollop of HP and a nice English breakfast tea and I am a happy man, but in horse land nohorse eats bacon, they don't even know what the fuck it is. Don't even mention red meat, I got a few horrified looks at that when I was first plopped out of some multidimensional vagina and asked for a nice rare steak with a helping of bearnaise. Their diet is pretty much human though, the usual fruit, veg and grain you would expect, except with the addition of a few select flowers that I knew for certain were toxic to humans.

And fish.

One day in Horseville something magical happened.

I walked in to a restaurant with my cadre of lady horses and my nose picked up on the scent of fish, and instead of the usual sense of revulsion, I was utterly transfixed, I was certain I was sniffing the Virgin Mary's own divine snatch.

Before I knew it I had seated myself and was shoveling in hearty forkfuls of fishy goodness without even coming up for air.

It was the first time that it fully hit home that my new body was no longer my own.

The omelette that Butter Horse served was a fluffy delicious looking thing with flakes of some kind of smoked fish in it. I remember my mam once went to stay at that famous golf place in Scotland and said she had something like it, I thought she was quite mad at the time.

Omelette Gordon Bennett* or something like that I think she said it was called.

I snuffed out any thoughts of my previous life straight out and snarfed the food up before Quiet Horse had even had a nibble.

I looked up at the clock on the wall, just after ten thirty. Not my worst to be honest.

“Hey, Flutters” I said and she raised her eyes to mine. “so, y'kna I'm like” I blushed in a suitably manly manner “in heat, yeah?”

She gave me a smile and an almost imperceptible nod and her empty hand rose from her naked lap to gently stroke the back of mine. Her other brought the smallest mouthful I had ever seen to her lips.

“So yeah, that happened, right.” It was, now that I think about it pretty obvious, I mean, I had been a literal chick with a dick for the best part of a year. I supposed that my utter unwillingness to admit to the fact that I had female reproductive organs now must have caused me to absolutely blank the implications. I went on; “it's weird for me y'kna?” a tiny nod in reply “So I want to let it blow over, right?” another smile in assent “I must friggin' stink eh?” she burst out in a glorious blush as I started to chortle.

Ok, yeah, it was a totally girly giggle, fuck off alright?

“I've got to get some stuff sorted out in my head, but I want to see you when its all over and done with” I pointed in the direction of my clam “you know, that” her hand gave mine a barely perceptible little squeeze in agreement, “so, I'm reckoning that tomorrow evening at some point is going to be good. Party Panic said the first is usually just a couple days? Three max?” another dip of the head in confirmation. “Ok, so can you pop round Castle Greyskull tomorrow evening and pull Rares along with you on the way? Around when she closes up?”

“Of course Brian, I would be happy to”

The best thing about a conversation with Flutterflaps is that everything is so straight forward. If you have anything to say you can just say it, no discussion, no questioning details or motives. If you ask her something and it is within her power? She'll just fucking do it. She is pretty epic that way, bless her.

There wasn't much to say after that, but I had to motivate myself for my visit to Work Horses little cider factory. Best way to do that is to conserve as much energy as is physically possible.

We both sat down on the sofa for an hour or two and did absolutely fuck all.

The walk to Work Horses sprawling farm from Flutterbutters humble abode was a pretty quick one, there is a path that leads right there so I made fairly decent time. It was about noon and I knew she would be settling down for a break from her backbreaking farm work at some point shortly.

Not that she actually needed it.

I took my usual route most of the way but alighted from the path and hopped a fence in to the orchard instead of heading up the path right to the farm house. I was utterly terrified of Big Mac in an utterly irrational way and didn't want to cross HIS path before I had a chance to talk to Apple Horse. I mean fuck, he is one of the nicest horses there is, but he is built like a brick shit house and a good head taller than me.

And look, he is the most masculine thing I have seen in horse land, seeing him is such a jarring experience.

He definitely gets bitches though. Totally got swag.

Anyway, I ducked under the first row of trees and listened for a moment. A thudding crack sounded a little way off so I adjusted my path to head in that direction. It wasn't long before I passed in to a row of older looking trees bordering a rich green path of healthy looking grass. Work Horse herself was standing in front of one tree near the end of the row that was surrounded by a collection of barrels and smaller tubs that she was inspecting.

She stepped back and turned to the side, her back facing me, before coiling and kicking out with one hoof like a fucking ninja with a strength beyond anything I could ever match.

Every apple without exception dropped in to the awaiting containers.

“'Scuse me, I don't suppose you have any pears around here do you? Or some Perry?” I called out to her. “apples are so passé”

She swung around with a scowl and tromped over to me, hands on her hips, while I flashed a well trained shit eating grin in her direction.

“Well pardner,” she said in a haughty manner as she approached and raised an eye brow at me “seems yer right outta luck. We don' take too kindly here to no fancy scmancy city fruit and ther likes aroun' here.” her scowl dropped and burst in to a smile “aint no kinda fruit got any right to be such a silly shape” she poked me with her index finger right over the tit. “Got some real good apples and cider ah can tempt yah wit'?” her nostrils flared and her eyes widened “oh, well shucks hon, aint that overdue”

I was pretty much expecting this to be honest, Farm Horse has and absence of guile beyond mortal ken, it was practically her super-power. It also helped to settle my nerves a little, there wasn't any judgement in her tone, it was just a simple statement of fact.

“Ah expect yer bin a mite worked up hon, jus happen today?” she continued in a sympathetic tone.

“Nah, yesterday AJ, first thing in the morning. Been avoiding the 'blunt end' of Rainbow, Rarity and Twi' since I realized.” I scratched my hand and looked at the ground.

“Ah reckon' yer right there sugarcube, those three gals don't got a lick of sense between them” she brought her hand to my chin and lifted my eyes back to her “wus always gonna to happen some time sooner or later, you aint got nuthin to be fearin' from those gals”

“I dunno AJ, I've just been feeling like I'm losing myself a little” she opened her mouth as if to speak but I cut her off. “Look, I don't want to talk about being a fertile young maiden right now AJ. I just wanted to come here and, you know” I flapped my hand around in a manner that in my head explained the meaning of life, the universe and everything. “ask you something”.

She plucked a leaf out of my mane “Sure hon, you go right ahead”.

“Right, well” I said as for some reason I tensed up and blurted out “are we in a bloody herd!?”

Her response caught me completely off guard. First a queer look overtook her face, then the next second she was raising her head to the heavens and howling in laughter.

“What!” I barked out indignantly.

Ok, fine, it was more of a pouty whine... Just fuck off, OK?.

“Sugarcube!” she reigned in her howling to a more sedate belly wrenching chortle, hands pressing in to her gut. “ah wus thinkin' fer a second there you was gonna tell me y'all got the feather flu!” she wiped a tear from her eye and wrapped me in her arms, mine were firmly crossed under my juicy titties. “Ah little thing like tha' gettin' you all worked up" she rubbed my back under my wing joints "yer so wound up, yer liable to pop yer shive**"

I huffed and puzzled out the horsey idiom before coming to the conclusion it was roughly translated to 'blowing a gasket'. Sighing I uncrossed my arms and returned the hug, ignoring the meaty appendage resting against my left thigh.

"Look, I know you probably think I'm weird, but this kind of thing is kinda weird from my perspective, I just need to know, you know?"

She separated from me and stood back, aiming a thoughtful look at me. "Well pardner, instead ah me tellin' yer straight, how about you get ter tellin' little old me if ah'm in yer herd yerself?" she nodded then the side of her mouth picked up in a half grin. "Thats how we ponies go about it hon, t'aint no mystery, ponies just get ter knowin'"

I felt a sudden urge to bark out a frustrated 'oh come on!' and instead pondered her words. Work Horse is as straightforward as they come, so she wasn't doing it to annoy me or anything, I was at the very least sure of that after a moment or two.

'Am I thinking about this all wrong' I thought to myself. I realized I was still thinking of things with my 'human' standards. What does a herd really mean? Is it horse marriage? Or is a more simple fluid thing that could be better explained as best friends? Are my horse wives more of a heat beating agreement between friends?

I mean we weren't living together or anything were we?

Was it really that simple?

I decided that those answers could wait until tomorrow.

I looked over at the lady horse in front of me. She really was a specimen. She had a thickness to her limbs and torso that wasn't standard fare amongst horse women. Her entire body was a monument to every single day she had spent toiling hard working the land. She was a Amazonian sculpture of which Ares himself would have been proud, not the grotesque ripped bulges of muscle that body builders work so hard to achieve, but a compact and full musculature of coiled strength that covered her bones from hoof all the way to her upper torso. Her arms, although not quite as packed still had biceps and forearms bigger than average. It was the totally unassuming strength of somehorse who knew the value of hard work.

It had not cost her a penny of her femininity.

Being a practical horse to the last gave her a full rich diet that had covered her rippling core of strength in a thin layer of fat that washed out like a bas relief sculpture her rippling muscles and painted ladylike curves in a most pleasing manner.

Full breasts softly drooping shaped like raindrops running down a pane of glass.

Hips that swept out like a wave adorned with three cheerful looking red apples.

A slightly thicker tuft of fur at the top of her chest between the top of her breasts and around her hooves from working outside in all seasons.

The most sincere and mischievous emerald eyes.

"Yes" I answered with conviction, not because I thought it was the truth, or what she wanted to hear, I was simply stating a fact.

"Yes" she mirrored "ah reckon' thats about right hon"

"It's just, I don't know about these sorts of things AJ, I just want to have it all clear. Have it all spelled out y'kno?"

"Ah recon" she nodded. "y'all done dealt with a lot the last year sugarcube. I sure wouldn'ta coped like you done if ah lost mah family an' friends all at once. Aint nobody goin' to judge you fer no confusion" she walked a little closer and put her hands on my shoulders "y'all just got to remember yer the same pony deep down, nopony aint ever going to change that hon".

She pulled me in to herself and pushed my head gently to her shoulder and ran her fingers through my mane. I let her lead me, it was a relief to have somehorse to vent to, but I didn't want to linger on my feelings too much here whilst I still knew my heat was in full flow, so I held my tongue and held my farmer horse just as tight.

"Can you come around the castle tomorrow after you've finished your days work?" I breathed out to her neck "Not too early, I think that we should all get together and talk through things once my stupid munt has stopped its friggin' drippin"

She let out a giggle "Sure hon"

"Right" I said straightening up and separating from her. I flashed her a stern look, untied the pretty bow of my kilt that was tucked under my mane behind my neck, and allowed it to cascade down my curvy body to pool around my hooves. Her eyes widened in surprise.

Look, Apple Horse is sexy.

I wasn't going to let her get away without giving her a nice firm dicking.

I stood to my full height. I was a couple of inches taller than her, but with a decidedly less imposing frame.

I gestured to the tree behind her, she gave a quick couple of eager nods as she quickly turned and headed over, her dick hardening all the while.

I took a couple of moments to enjoy the sight of her generous arse and the curves of her back as she walked over to the tree and stood with hooves shoulders width apart.

Bent herself over at the waist.

Placed her hands on the tree.

And flagged her tail right up over her back exposing her juicy lips and po-nut to the world.

Apple Horse, you see, lives her entire life in absolute control of everything she does. Not through being a control freak or anything like that, its a much more pragmatic wish to care for her siblings and her gran. Her entire life is spent working the farm, balancing the books and making sure everyhorse is fed and gets their school books. Buying the shopping and preparing meals.

So naturally, sometimes she likes to lose a little control.

And this manifests in a particular way.

Honestly, I don't really get in to it that much, I am much more vanilla in the bedroom, but hey, I like this horse ok? and I think I would pretty much do anything for my horse women truth be told, apart from taking a dicking myself.

I strolled casually up to her with calm indifference.

Coiled my torso.

CRACK

And swung the hardest slap I could right on to her right arse cheek before grabbing said cheek with my hand with all my strength.

I barely moved flesh.

Thunder Ass here is built of stern stuff. It wasn't about pain or anything like that, in fact I was utterly certain that due to the stinging palm of my hand I had come off worse in this little engagement. But I knew exactly how she likes it. Apple horse loves to feel like she is just furniture, a hole to use, an object that people pick up then throw away once they are done with.

Sex for her is escapism, a little fantasy where she has no responsibility and no burdens to bear.

I thrust with every ounce of strength in to her sopping wet cunt, she didn't budge an inch, so I reached for a fist full of her mane and she let me pull her head back. A throaty groan escaped her as I withdrew slowly then thrust back in as quick and as hard as I could. By the third thrust she was already cumming around my shaft, viscous strands of fluid dripped down my balls and to the ground as I kept cunt punching in to her through her orgasm. Tremors drifted up and down her body as I went at it without pause or remorse. I wasn't done yet after all, her fantasy was telling her so.

I hammered in to her again and again, tugging her head back with every thrust, her eyes were closed and tongue lolling out of her mouth comically. A line of drool dripped off her chin. She had barely came down from her first orgasm before she came again, this time harder than the last. Shuddering gasps and lewd moans burst from her mouth in a deliciously slutty way. The muscles in her back and thighs were straining against the force of her release to keep her position bent over against the tree.

An apple dropped down from the tree above and landed on her shoulder, so I grabbed it before it could fall and placed it on her back in the valley of her spine.

Again and again I pummeled her insides punching her snatch with my dick, 'one of us was going to be sore after this' I thought 'probably me'.

I grabbed the apple and took a big bite, not stopping my exhausting thrusts for a second, before plopping it back down in place back on her to add to her fantasy. She was my table now.

I released the arse cheek I was grabbing to reach over her back and grab a firm hold on one of her swinging tits. I grabbed in a manner that I would never do to one of my other horse women before I dropped it again and pinched a nipple firmly.

She was cumming in steady waves now one after the other with only seconds of respite, her flaps were dripping a constant stream of horse juice. Her right hoof lifted slightly then began tapping a shuddering staccato rhythm on the grassy ground in time with her orgasmic tremors. I had absolutely no idea how she could still stand up, but stand she did.

I released her mane and brought my other hand around to her other tit and gave it the same treatment as I was giving the other, pressing then tugging nipples then grabbing juicy handfuls of her feminine fat.

I was steadily reaching my peak, despite the sheer erotic picture before me I had managed to stave off my own release.

This was all about her, after all.

She was panting out a baying trill now and gasping for breath. Battling against her body's betraying shudders as she fought against gravity itself to remain standing. I knew she was close to her limit, I wanted to push her right over and beyond it.

I reached back to her head and grabbed a generous fist of her flaxen mane and pushed it down in time to a heaving thrust, to between her arms to a point where she would be facing her dick. At the same time my other hand snaked around her waist and grabbed the base of her utterly rigid spire and pointed it straight along her torso.

I picked up my pace but kept up the viciousness of the pummeling and curled my neck to align everything just right then gave her two gentle strokes.

She came with the force of a tidal wave sounded by a howling wail that was muffled by her position. A thick rope of cum shot out of her dick and splashed right in to her mouth, then another that hit her chin. A couple more on the underside of her tits before I let go of her dick and turned my attention to my own orgasm.

Right as I reached my peak I pulled out so just my tip was inside her and fired two hot blasts inside her waiting hole, then I pulled out and fired a splot at her taint and tail before stroking a couple of lines over her arse and on to her back.

I gasped for breath as Work Horses legs finally gave out and she sprawled out on her back like a starfish. Her own tits heaving in time with her wheezing breaths and her Apple Pie dripping its cream filling on to her tail and the ground.

I set myself down beside her and pressed in to her side, giving her a couple of moments to recover.

"Whew" she finally said. "y'all sure knows how to treat a mare"

I couldn't help it, I leaned over her cummy tits and kissed her full on the lips with plenty of tongue, there was the lingering taste of something peaty mixed with a citrus tang.

"Don't you fuckin' know it pet" I said as I pulled back and give her right cheek two firm pats.

And that's the story about the first time I cum-swapped with a horse.

Author's Note

*Omelette Arnold Bennett for anyone who gives a crap.
** The cork/bung at the top of a ale/cider cask.

Plum Pudding

“Come on AJ” I bopped her on the forehead as I picked myself up off the ground “get up off your lazy arse and lets get moving”.

She grumbled then sighed in acquiescence before raising her torso and resting on her elbows. She was a bit of a mess with cum dribbling down her neck to her mane, and her still spread legs showed a healthy dampness on her inner thighs, snatch and tail.

A dollop of my spaff slopped down her flaps.

I reached a hand down to help her up. “These apples of yours aren't going to pick themselves, are they?” She took my hand but placed absolutely no weight on me as she got to her hooves entirely under her own strength, but I'm sure she appreciated the gesture.

“Right enough, sugarcube” she scooped a particularly sloppy glob off her neck and flicked it to the ground behind her. “what you got buzzin' aroun' in that big ol' head a yers'?” she said as she kept her grip on my hand and led me in the direction of her home. “got yourself any plans for the res' of the day?, well for after y'all hose down this here mess you made” she said as she gestured vaguely at her entire body.

“Hah” I coughed out “yeah, gotta have a quiet word with the brainiac later on, she has probably been stiff since yesterday, Rainbow probably dished the dirt at some point”

“Ah 'spect so sugar” she said pulling up at the side of the barn “now, no stressin' y'hear? That filly is two drips shy of a full barrel, but aint got a wicked bone in her body”

I picked up the nozzle of the hose and turned on the tap, and without any hesitation turned the arctic stream of water to Work Horses fleshy tits.

“Whoa, give a filly some warnin' in future”

I laughed at her indignant shriek as I hosed her down, globs of nasty horse gack sloughing off of her.

“Yeah I know pet, she can just be a bit full on sometimes” I adjusted my aim to her swinging dick to get another rise out of her before blasting her in the face and mane, causing her to splutter “for the supposed horse of friendship, she has absolutely no social skills and a dire lack of common sense” I turned the hose back to her tummy and tits making sure to give her a thorough soaking gesturing for her to turn around so I could do the same to her back and arse. I turned the hose off and took in her beautiful body for a moment dripping with wetness as she turned herself slowly back around to face me. “she's a real cutie though, so I can forgive her that.”

“Yeah sugar” Farm Horse coughed out wiping her brow of water and clearing her nose giving me a predatory glance.

“Oh fuck.” I gasped and shot off back in to the orchard. “Fuck off pet!, a'm sorry!” I galloped between trees and over grassy paths “I thought yeh just wann'ed a fuggin' cleanin' arrite?!” I looked over my shoulder guiltily to see her charging after me with hooves thudding in to the dirt, catching up with me far too quickly.

“BOLLOCKS!”

She crashed in to me, but instead of letting me hit the ground she wrapped herself around me and brought me down on top of her, cushioning my fall, before rolling over, straddling my belly and flicking her sopping wet tail on to my knob and balls and wringing out her mane in to my face, neck and tits.

I let out a far too girly howl and started to laugh, batting at her arms and swinging tits.

Look, it was nice.

It worked out some stress.

And a hot lass straddling you and sopping wet is good for future wank material, I put it in the brain library right under A.

I spent the rest of the afternoon at the farm, thankfully avoiding any contact with Big Mac, it was his turn at the market apparently. I did my best to help out with her harvesting but whenever I placed a bucket or tub to catch apples she had to adjust it to be just right.

I wasn't being very helpful, but I was certain that she was grateful for the thought behind it.

“So, I'll see you tomorrow?” I asked as I was getting ready to set off. “Flutters is going to grab Rares on the way to Twi's gaff as she is closing up. Can you come over around about then?”

“Sure hon” she said, gave me a soft kiss on the cheek then gave my arse a healthy slap as I turned to leave.

“Ow!, me arse!” I called over my shoulder back at her as I pranced away on my tippy-hooves “howay” I gave my sore cheek a couple of swift rubs “Yah c'n fuck off wih tha', pet!” I said as I made my way down the path.

“HEY, FLAPS!” I blurted out as I booled in to the library at the castle. The Great and Powerful Autismo startled and knocked a case of quills on the floor.

“Brian!” Twilight wailed “I'm busy!” she jumped up out of her chair with a fussy “darn it!” kneeled on the armchair and reached over to pick up the spilled writing tools, swaying her tail in a frustrated manner and flashing me the groove of her sex framed by her perfect purple heart-shaped posterior. “I should really be more careful” she huffed, scrabbling for a quill that was just out of her grasp as I walked over to her. “or I'll have to send Spike out for more” she sighed out as she finally grabbed it, picking herself up and turning back to her seat.

Twilight had a figure similar to my own, perhaps an inch or so taller than me at most, but with similar bust and curves. A she had a cute fringe cut in to the front of her mane, the rest of it was a more straight and angular, it suited her perfectly. Her breasts, perhaps a fraction smaller than mine were perky, and the dark purple areola and nipple had a mysterious look to them. Her lack of exercise in her youth had left her with a stubborn cute little tummy a little bigger than mine and slightly softer hips.

I was standing right beside her now.

“Unless you can go for meee?” she squeaked as she startled when she realized I was standing right there with a cool look in my eyes.

I had to taste her. I had avoided doing this for fear of even touching the more masculine anatomy of my equine friends, but now I realized that it simply didn't matter.

I was a bloody horse!

I reached out and took her hands, motioning for her to stand. She lifted and I guided her toward the sofa and coffee table in the centre of the room.

“Are you OK Brian?” she whispered.

I shut up the silly horse woman with a slow sexy kiss as we both stood still only a couple of paces short. I lifted one hand and brushed it through her mane and drifted the other to her hip before I let myself glide around with feather-light touches to get a gentle grasp of her arse.

She coiled herself around me like a snake and deepened the kiss, bringing a leg up and wrapping my waist as our tongues battled for dominance.

I broke the kiss.

She gave my neck a couple of deep huffs and sighed out “oh, you smell wonderful”

“Yeah, I'm good” I said, ignoring the allusion to my heat and answering her previous question; “I want to do something that I think you are going to enjoy almost as much as me.” I began leading her back over but stopped before the sofa and turned her back to the small table before it. I gave her a gentle push and she stumbled, but grabbed her hands and lowered her so her arse was right at the edge.

“Huh?”

I continued to beckon her so she lay flat on the table.

I could work with this.

I brought myself down to my knees in front of her. Gently grasped then teased her legs open. Then gave a soft kiss to the inside of each knee.

“O-Oh!” she said “W-well then, I think that would be OK”.

I couldn't see her face, I was already trailing soft kisses down the inside of her right thigh, stopping only once I reached the point where her inner thigh met her groin. I retreated then did the same to the other leg, inside of the knee to just shy of the groin.

I could smell her heat and a welcome sense of normalcy touched me. This wasn't some weird horse smell, or a musky male odour. She smelled like a woman should.

I moved one of my hands to hers and brought it down to her balls and bade her to cup them to give me room. Her obvious experience with Flutterflaps made this pretty straight forward, for which I was entirely grateful.

I continued my kissing, concentrating more on the inner thighs now, but gradually moving closer and closer to her silken lips. I wanted to make this last and enjoy my time. There were few things in life I enjoyed more than giving pleasure to a sexy lass, and this way was so trusting and intimate.

My kisses dropped lower switching from one inner thigh to the other, then I changed and instead of kissing I started gently pinching her fur between my lips, rolling my lips when I felt the need.

Her breathing had deepened and softened, I spared a glance over her body to see her chest rising and falling from her place spread on the table, a hand on her balls and one hand trailed her stomach in circles. My hands in response started gentle circles on the back of her legs and moving to gently grasp at the juicy flesh around her horse tattoo.

She looked at ease.

I felt now that she was suitably warmed up I could move to her mound, but I did not want to just go at it, I kept my lips pinching down to her core and softly took the soft flesh of her labia beside her opening between my lips.

I gave it a gentle little rub and some pressure in tandem with a stroke with the exposed part of her arse.

“Ahh, that's” her breath hitched as I released the little flap of skin “niii-oh” I took another nibble slightly further up “niice” she said. I moved up one side right up to the top to near her clit, then dropped myself back down and started on her other lip. “Ah!, Never had this before” she cooed.

I was having a whale of a time, I loved going down on women, feeling how my lips and tongue could make them respond to my actions and the noises they made. I wasn't in a hurry for this to be over and done with, so I kept up going from one lip of her labia to the other in the same soft pinching motions using only my lips, sometimes with a little flick of the tongue.

I decided to change tack again then brought out my tongue to lay a soft lick from the base of her groin to the top of her thigh, but not touching her slit. I wanted to tease a little. I did the same on the other side before repeating with a little more force.

Twilight was letting out humming sighs with every breath. Another glance up her torso saw her flat out, head facing the far wall, one hand grasping her nipples and breasts one at a time the other still cupping her bollocks. I concluded that I was doing something right.

I brought myself back down to her molten middle and gently lay a soft lick right up her cleft to her clit, barely touching skin.

Twilight gasped and arched her back in a deliciously sexy way, but I did not allow her to set the pace and push in to my tongue, so I reared and allowed her to settle before doing exactly the same again. She twisted and arched with salacious intent, so I brought my hands around and placed them on the front of her hips and applied gentle pressure. One more time I did the same and she forced herself to stay flat to the top of the table, instead busying herself with her breasts once more.

I was ready, and she was overripe, begging to be eaten.

I brought my tongue back to the base of her cleft and applied a gentle force to separate her sodden lips. A tang greeted me, slightly metallic, an acidic twist, not the delicious flavours I had sampled the last couple of days, but a starkly familiar taste of woman. It was more delicious than I could even remember. I savoured the bitter taste as my tongue glided and parted through her lips and circled with a soft motion around her clit. I drew back for a moment then teased further by going back to nibbling up and down her labia for another moment.

I had really missed this, the bitter taste, the slightly off-putting smell and the feel of a woman on my tongue and lips. It was so wonderfully normal, it blew me away. Suddenly I was filled with regret that I had refused myself the experience of this because of my fear of abandoning my masculinity. To whom this would appear true was lost to me.

I dropped myself back to her opening and applied a more forceful lick from the base of her lips up to her clit, before I stopped, wrapped my lips around the little nub and kissed.

I realised I was sopping wet, my own lady parts had, in sympathy for my teasing, decided to punish me.

I considered for a moment while my tongue kept circling that delicate little nub.

I wanted to feel what she felt, but I was not prepared to put out, it was an unwelcome thought and I knew it would be some time before I could let another touch me there.

But not myself.

Not when it was on my terms.

I came up for air for a moment, still delighting in the tangy taste of her juices. I closed my eyes, brought my hand between my thighs and stopped dead.

I allowed myself a moment to bask in her feminine aroma, panting out soft jets of air at her opening, then brought my tongue back down.

At the same time I placed my index finger on my own sopping snatch, in precisely the same place.

It was a strange sensation, parting my nethers, I had nothing to compare it to, just a strange feeling of vulnerability, a slight embarrassed flush and a tingling of nerves that had never been exercised.

Then I moved my tongue up to her clit, mirroring exactly on my own with my finger.

I gasped as I circled both little nubs. An electric sensation of warmth pulsed through my core in time to my touch and heartbeat, strangely it traveled up to my nipples and breasts. An odd feeling of heat. A mirror of the sensations I experienced with my penis, but from within instead of without.

I stayed right there and kept circling, delighting in the taste and the feel on my tongue and finger, and the same thrumming through my core to my breasts.

It was, I realised, a joy I had neglected in my stubborn refusal to accept the body I now had. I could accept it and take joy and pleasure from it, but on my terms and nobody else's.

I weight dropped from my shoulder and I descended again but this time to press my tongue a little deeper. My finger matching my tongue the whole while.

I dropped off, finding the spreading of my body to be too alien. Not unpleasant but not welcome at the same time, so I placed another firm lick up her cleft and kissing, imitating with my hand by pinching gently between my index and middle finger.

My core was on fire and my dick was painfully hard. I glanced up at Autismo horse and found her gently rolling her balls whilst grasping a breast in a painfully hard looking grip. She hissed out breaths between her teeth.

I lifted her hand from her bollocks and moved it to her shaft, letting her judge her own pace, then ducked my head under her balls, nuzzling them away to gain access to my prize. The soft feel and warmth on my face was not unpalatable in the slightest.

My mouth found her clit, just as my right hand found my own and my left grasped my shaft, and I began the simultaneous motions on all three.

It was amateur hour now, my mind was flying in a cloud of arousal, and my tongue, lips and hands stuttered and slipped in too many different directions, but I managed to continue. My core was burning in an unfamiliar way and my length was painfully hard. I could feel Twilight under my lips grinding and quavering as my tongue lapped at her little button.

I sped up as to as fast as I could manage, I couldn't bear to hold on any longer, my cock flared, my lips pinched Brain Horses clit firmly and my fingers did the same to my own.

Sensation ripped through my whole body as my spine arched and I fired my load. I released my dick while still firing and grabbed both my breasts as my core thrummed and quivered through my first orgasm with my female organs.

It swept through me in dizzying patterns, never stopping for a moment, over my chest and inside my gut. My legs shook and I flopped on my back arching my spine and twisting my hips, pressing my legs together. The euphoria washed through me in wave and I marveled at the combined sensation of release and fulfillment.

It took me a couple of moments to realise my cock had stopped firing and my pussy was cooling off.

“Jesus H fuckin' Christ” I gasped out after a moment.

“That was something” she wheezed out in confirmation.

There was a moment or two of silence before I heard her clopping hooves and the compression of her cushy arse on the sofa.

I let myself recover for a moment before I slowly rose and peeked over. She was flat out on the sofa in a rather undignified pose, legs flopped over the arm and wings spread under her. I picked myself up and unceremoniously squashed myself in next to her, legs bent under hers and head on a pear shaped titty.

“Yeah, we'll have to do that again some time I reckon pet.”

My tongue snaked unbidden to the matted dampness in her fur and lapped at a particularly juicy little globbet. A pleasing taste of honey and some kind of berry tingled as I rolled it over my tongue.

Delicious.

Twilight giggled as her hand rose to my mane and gave it a stroke, “So, don't keep me waiting Brian, what do I taste of?”

“What!?” I huffed out to her raising my head “you are a real pervert, you know that?”

She looked down to me laying on her bosom “Boarvarian cream and rose petals” she said simply with a small grin.

“What are you on about?”

“That's how you taste to me Brian when I am in heat” she said before laying her head back down on the sofa. “it's lovely”

“Eh?”

“Well, its's simple Brian” she began in a lecturing tone “its a psychological manifestation of a biological imperative” she said as if that made any sense. “have you never wondered why excreta smells bad and food smells good?, its your body's way of telling you what is good and bad for you! What it wants and needs, and what it absolutely does not want or need!”

“So, you are telling me your spaff doesn't actually taste like honey now?” I said trying to temper my confrontational tone “I know what I can taste, Autismo”

“Of course it does Brian. But only to you, taste is entirely subjective.” she said raising her head again and raising an eyebrow at me in a knowing manner. “Not everyone likes the same things, do they? Everyone has different tastes. Its just that right now your body is telling you that my seminal fluid is especially tasty and you should perhaps have a little more” she followed that up with a grin. “Once your heat is over, it will go back to tasting like plain old, run of the mill semen” she wriggled her hips causing her softening knob to roll over her stomach and smear some more batter for me to have a taste of.

I raised my nose in a huff.

“You really are an unrepentant pervert aren't you” I sighed out as booped her right in the tit, then started to roll my hands on her messy tummy “horses are weird”.

“Please tell me you aren't going to taste your own ejaculate Brian,” she said in a more serious tone “that stuff is nasty, you cant get rid of the taste at all”

“Look, just because you are a total weirdo doesn't mean that I am, thank you very much. I'm not going to be slurping on my own knob sauce just because my weird horsey brain says cock butter is the next big thing.”

“Good, don't even get tempted” she nodded as she brought a hand behind her head to lay on “trust me on this, one thing your body definitely doesn't need right now is your own semen. Thankfully sperm count drops to practically nil during your heat so the chance of accidents are basically non existent. As close to impossible as anything can be”.

“Blah blah blah” I responded in a mature tone.

She rolled her hips smooshing my softening dick with her cushioned arse, snagging one of my hands and bringing it to her breast.

“That was nice” she said softly.

“Yeah, it really was.” I responded “I'm trying to see past certain things” I said motioning to her flaccid dick “I don't think I have been fair to my friends by not accepting everything there is about them. I've been avoiding dealing with my body and I've been reflecting that in dealing with others.” I said, brushing delicately over the fact that a part of her body had until recently physically repulsed me. “I suppose that being in heat has been helpful in a way, its kind of let me see that I don't need to feel ashamed of feelings and things. Nobody is here to judge me, are they?”

After all, their dicks and balls were a part of those horses that I was undeniably attracted to. Was it unfair of me to ignore a large (and meaty) part of them just because of some kind of obsolete sense of masculine pride.

I was a bloody horse myself now.

Get a grip Brian.

I wanted to wait until the whole pack was together before saying my piece, there was no point going over things then rehashing tomorrow.

She let me get the final word without any further response, I was grateful for that much. Being told something is different from learning and making your own decisions, and I had come to learn a lot in the last couple of days.

I flicked her nipple with my index finger “but we have got some stuff to talk about tomorrow, got our herd all coming to make an appearance. There's some things I need to say” I didn't mention the names of the individuals, I was certain she knew to who I was referring, “so don't get yourself stuck doing some weird experiments or anything. OK”

“Sure Brian, no problem”

A Spoonful Of Sugar

“Unh” I awoke to a face full of horse hair, after a thankfully dreamless sleep. Some of it though had worked its way up my nose and in to my mouth. “fuh fucks sake skittles” I spluttered out due to my early morning drowsiness. “Oi!” I poked the crazy horse in the arse cheek, “are you listening to me?” I prodded twice more as I grumbled out at her.

“Sssh, its my late morning nap time Brian” she mumbled in response. "I've been working hard this morning"

“Fuckin' horse” I muttered under my breath as I set my head back down on the pillow.

Speedy horse had, par for the course, let herself in to my bedroom and slipped under the covers whilst I was still asleep. Thankfully it was a little less intrusive than her usual morning escapades. She lay down right in front of me with her arse pressed firmly in to my crotch, claiming the little spoon position. Somehow she had snagged one of my arms without me waking, brought it around her like a blanket and had it pressed firmly to her chest between her breasts.

It was, truth be told, a rather nice way to wake up.

“Do you not have laws of physics to violate or something?” I mumbled out at her.

“Yeah yeah, I told you how we control the weather, it all makes perfect sense. If you would fly I could show you.” she huffed out “anyway, I'm done for a few hours, just need to do a quick patrol this afternoon to catch the stragglers”

“Makes perfect sense, to horses” I said as I snuggled in to her further and tightening my grip on her torso.

We both lay silent for several minutes before the Race Horse rolled her hips a little, feeling my dick with her spectacular arse cheeks. “Seems you woke up just fine anyway, didn't need my help at all”

“Look, its morning, what do you expect?”

“It's still early, its only just gone nine Brian, that's practically the early hours for you”

“Yeah, morning for horses though” I punctuated my words with a firm grab on her arse with the arm that was uncomfortably pressed underneath me.

“Hey!”

“Look, if you are going to come in to my bed, first thing in the morning, you are going to have to pay the toll. Your arse is the price, pet” I giggled out at her with another couple of firm gropes.

“Fine” she giggled back.

Silence reigned again for another few minutes before I moved my hand from between her breasts and stroked her silky soft tummy gently.

“This makes a change,” I said “a good change” I continued, “how come there isn't a knob buried in my flap crack this morning you horny deviant?”

“Hmph," she huffed "'coz', that's why”

“Well, if you can get some 'coz' more often I could get used to this”

She brought her hand to mine circling gently on her abs and pressed it in to her stomach. “Yeah, sure Brian” she said with another roll of the hips and a cushy clench of her arse cheeks. “you going to get up soon?”

“Not a chance, pet”

“Good” she teased my hand up to her hip and then along to her ass tattoo, inviting me to have a grope, “I was worried that you were going to leave me hanging” her hand left mine on the side of her athletic arse and snaked over her side to stroke my stomach which still pressed in to her back, trailing slowly towards my stiffy.

I brought my uncomfortably placed other arm up and then under her head to rest my girly horse bicep under her neck so I could snake it down her front and keep her back pressed tightly to me. I took a moment so grasp a tit and give it a gentle squeeze.

“Well, Dash. I may be many things, but I'm not a flap-tease”

“Hah,” she giggled out “says who?”

“Says your dripping, nasty horse vag Rainbow” I said as I gave a nipple a firm pinch and grabbed her fleshy arse tattoo. “I thought that was already established? that's what started this whole fiasco with you waking me up at all hours, ya' crazy bint”

“Hey, you can't have too much of a good thing” her hand pressed onwards down to my prolific morning wood “its impossible” she said and arched her back to press her furry arse firmly in to my crotch before straightening again and grasping my rod gently in her hand “I've tried” she gave me two soft strokes “often” then released me and brought her arm right around to give my arse a soft stroke then run her fingers through my tail “you don't seem to complain, too much”.

“Yeah, real fun having my sleep disturbed by a disturbed horse” I breathed out in to her ear “a man just cant get any sleep around here can he?”

“You can sleep when you're flaccid Brian, I think we already worked that out” She rolled her arse against my dick and gave my own cheeks firm squeeze “plus, you don't have to work, you can sleep whenever you want! We're a perfect match!”

I giggled at her proclamation and ground myself in to her cushy arse crack, trailing a hand from her horsie tattoo up to her tummy and pressing her back in to my chest firmer. Her dick throbbed and the flat tip batted softly in to the back of my hand, but I ignored it.

“Yeah, says aforementioned crazy horse” as I pressed my crotch in to her plush cheeks a little harder still.

“Pony, Brian” her hand left my arse and trailed back around to my stomach then to my dick again “say it after me;” she grasped my rod then proceeded to pump it in time with her words. “pee, oh, en, eye, ee, es”

“Not sure I got that, crazy horse”

She giggled and spelled out the word in time with further pumps of my dick “pee, oh, en, eye, ee, es”

“Fuckin' aye” I said “yer fuckin' incorrigible, you silly horse”. I buried my face in her and had a good sniff of her mane. She smelled like a woman should.

“Say after me Brian” she continued, “Pee” a stroke “oh” again “en” another “eye” another “ee” and one more “es”.

“Hnng, fuckin'” I moaned “Ponies”

“That's right Brian, Ponies”

“Yeah Ponies”

She shuffled and made to move away, but before I could stop her she brought her hand between her own legs, bent over, grabbed my dick and positioned me at her slit.“Say it again Brian”

“Hnn, Ponies”

She pressed herself a little so my dick was barely touching her nethers. “Again, Brian”

“Fuckin' crazy ponies”

She pressed herself back, slowly spreading her sodden lips. “Again, Brian”

“Fuck... puh-ponies”

She brought herself back in to me a little more, a torturous inch of my dick was in her silky insides. “Once more for luck, Brian”

“P-ponies!”

I gasped as she brought herself back down on to me and nestled herself back in to her little spoon position with my dick buried in her snatch. “Yeah,” she gasped out, “and don't you forget it champ” she rolled her hips causing her tunnel to grip me firmly in a most delightful way.

I brought both my hands to her cute little titties and grabbed them greedily, hugged her in to myself and started grinding my hips in to her arse and feeling myself moving in her snatch. She rolled her lithe lower body in reply.

“Fuckin' horny ponies and their hungry twats” I mumbled out in to her ear then gave it a little nibble.

She gave a little giggle that traveled down her athletically muscled body and pulsed on to my dick. “who's hungry for what?”

“Crazy ponies are hungry for my dick” I blew out in to her ear then took another nibble “say it ain't so, Speedy”

She gasped as I ground my hips a little harder in to her arse then gave her tits a firm squeeze. I moved to teasing her nipples as we moved our bodies together in the most sensual of early morning spoonings.

She moved an arm back around me to stroke at my back as we ground together then moved it further down to have a feel of my hips and arse. I released one of her tits and trailed a slow stroke down her ribs, then tummy, then hips and finally thigh, before bringing it back up and stroking the front of her thigh in little circles. After a nice firm squeeze I moved my hand toward her crotch.

In response she moaned and lifted her top leg and curled it back over me to give me more room, we were grinding together the whole time and I knew she was about to explode. My hand moved up to her lips as my dick moved in to them then I pressed my index and middle finger either side of her opening forcing her lips against my rock hard rod.

She let out a sexy whine to my teasing, so in reward I released and moved straight to her clit and gave it one gentle pinch.

She shuddered against me, her channel and lower torso were vibrating echoing grasps on to my dick, so I stopped my circling hips and pressed back her tight to my front. Delighting in the sensations and noises she made.

After she had a moment or two to come down off her orgasm, we both started circling our hips in to each-other in a more hungry manner, pressing harder and grasping at each-other with more insistence. My left hand was still greedily drinking its fill of her tits and my other was grabbing firmly on to her hips to keep her on me.

“Say it again Brian” she gasped out.

“Fuckin' ponies” I whispered out in response as I took a nice firm bite at her ear, nowhere near hard enough to break skin but enough to draw a moan.

Our rolling was reaching a crescendo and I could feel myself steadily reaching my limit. Rainbow shuddered out again through another orgasm and keened out a dick hardening, erotic whine. I did not stop for a moment, moving in to her and pressing my length in to her silken depths.

I moved my hand from her hip to her tummy, then stroked softly back down past her belly button, pressing her in to my front and breasts.

I reached out and took a gentle grip of her rod, then pumped twice, then held it still. I knew she was close and I wanted us both to cum at the same time.

Her breathing escalated to steady panting. She reached to the hand groping at her tit then pulled it to her mouth and gave my fingers a luscious suck, rolling her tongue around them each in turn in a most vulgar manner.

It was too much for me, my grinding turned in to jerky thrusts, my hips pushed in to her curvy rear and my hand went to work, double-time, on her rock hard dick.

We both exploded in a panting sweating mess. Her spine arched and she pressed my pulsing dick as deep as she could in to her cleft while her own patterned my sheets with her muck. Her trembling insides milked me for all they could and her leg, still wrapped back around me, pulled me in to her hard.

We both rolled and curled in to each-other through or combined peak, her firing messy loads on to the bed-sheets, and me in to her deepest parts while our muscles stuttered and struggled to regain control. We finally, slowly, began coming down from our euphoria with languid stroking touches.

My hand rolled up her over sensitive rod, causing another gasp, before I brushed the back of my hand against the flat of its head.

I felt a small dampness that I brought up to my face.

Snaked out a tongue.

“Gah, fuck, that don't taste like no fuckin' banana” I bellowed out “that's fuckin' nasty, salty spunk”

“Haha!” Rainbow, fresh from her dual orgasm laughed right from her place still on my softening dick. “I could have told you that Brian!” she elbowed me softly in the tit “Bahaha!”

“Well it smelled like banana the other day!”

“Yeah Brian! and you smelled like the Fields of Elysium” she turned her head and looked over her shoulder, laughing right in my face. “but you aren't in heat now, I could have told you that!” she gave me a discerning look before bursting out in laughter again. “Your face is priceless!”

“Unf” I muttered, wishing my horse anatomy would allow me the ability to go and vomit to get rid of the taste, scrabbling my fingers at my tongue, wishing some sugar-lumps would magically appear for me to chew on.

In the back of my mind I realised that I had given Rainbow a good stiffing, then stroked her off, without the excuse of my heat.

It didn't hit as hard as I thought it would.

I pulled myself back from Speedy Horse allowing my cock to flop out of her and drool some glorp down her cushy tushy, and I gave her a gentle spank on the arse cheek.

“You got your filthy spaff all over my sheets” I hummed out, getting from the bed and making to go to the bathroom.

“Yeah, well, you only have yourself to blame there Bry”

“Nasty fuckin' spaffin' horse” I said as I darted from the room.

“PONY!”

The Dramatic Finale

I spent the rest of the morning and the vast majority of the afternoon trying not to work myself in to a frenzy of nervous energy. The last couple of days weighed heavily on my mind, my thoughts had cast out like a net out to grasp at meanings from the little words and visual cues my herd had given me. So I spent the time distractedly reading and puzzling in my head what to say. The books I chose were of limited help, although they did help to crystallize a few ideas.

Intellectually I knew, well I thought at least, that the idea of herding was a natural progression of friendship. But the extent and scope of what a herd entailed was lost to me.

Furthermore, I liked the idea of being in a herd. Knowing there were horses that would welcome me in to their home, and in turn their beds, was a comforting thing. The cold loss of my family and friends was tempered by the warmth of their welcome.

My body was still an issue for me. Being in an admittedly beautiful horse body, with all the curves and caveats that entails was, even after a year, still new and uncomfortable. Yes, I had learned, in my own way, to accept the changes, but I did not wish to go 'full hog' and be taken in a much more womanly way.

My body, even if it was not the one I was born in, was still my own. I definitely wasn't prepared to be spread open and taken like a horse woman.

My mind was still very much that of a man.

Would I one day come to open myself like that?

I puzzled that for a moment. Maybe?. I couldn't definitively say no, to do so would take away the future choice should I choose to make it. But could I see myself doing so now? That was an entirely different proposition with an altogether different answer.

No.

And I would not be pushed.

I closed the 'Advice on Herding for the Modern Pony' book I had been scanning, got up and went to my room. A quick glance at the clock told me it was getting on for four o'clock, Rarity would be closing up soon and she, Flutters and AJ would be heading over to the castle. Rainbow likely shortly afterwards.

I took a couple of moments to grab a towel and head for the shower to waste some more time.

The heat and pressure of the shower had worked well to relax my aching shoulders and loosen the tension from my body.

I stepped in to a kilt, pulled it up over my waist and breasts, then tied a bow around the back of my neck. Covering myself helped me feel like I had an armour which would protect me against anything. It was a stupid thought, but going around stark bollock naked was something I felt sure I would never do.

I heard voices from down the hall so I finished getting myself ready, huffed a couple of deep breaths, then booled down to the library, which seemed to be the meeting place the horsies had chosen.

Rarity was clad in one of her more conservative ensembles. Well as conservative as a horse woman was likely to get anyway. She was wearing what appeared to be two thin belt like strips of fabric with a slight sheen. One over her generous bust and the other over her hips. It didn't leave a lot to the imagination. The two strips of fabric had intricately woven knots and braids which dangled down several inches, pushed aside by her tits and dick.

I hummed in appreciation. The dirty minx.

Fluttershy was sat on the sofa plastered to Rarity's side, with an arm draped around the Fashion Horses' middle. She was wearing, for some reason, a poncho.

I glanced up at the window.

It was an absolutely standard Horseville day, not a cloud in the sky.

I dismissed that weirdness and my eyes panned over to AJ, sitting on the arm of the sofa with her meaty dick hanging off the side. She was as naked as the day she was born and talking animatedly with Rainbow, about what I couldn't bring myself to give a single fuck.

Rainbow herself had her back to me and was bouncing on her hooves as she gesticulated wildly with her arms. I imagined her dick was bobbing for apples at her front.

Finally The Mysterious Autismo was sitting on her armchair with a book in her hand and one leg crossed over the other, as naked as Rainbow and AJ.

“Hi Brian!” she said as she glanced up at me and beamed me a massive grin. The other horses looked around and up to me as I came to a standstill a few paces from the table which was sitting between them.

A chorus of 'hi's' and 'howdy's' echoed her.

“Hi bints” I said offhandedly “everyone alright?”

A collection of affirmatives was the response.

“Ok, so...” I trailed off.

My mind went completely blank as I puzzled what to actually say. Now the hazing thoughts of my heat had been weathered I now found myself wondering what I actually wanted to achieve with this meeting.

Did I want them all to just stop asking to slip me the package?

Or did I want an explanation as to how I had found myself in a six way relationship?

I allowed the thoughts to brew for a moment and my right hand found its way to the back of my left giving it a scratch. I spared the collection of lovelies before me a quick look to see patient smiles and in Speedy Horses case a sly grin.

The cheeky fucker.

I raised a brow at her and she seemed to get the idea that this was super serious business.

And escalated her sly grin to a more lascivious one.

I rolled my eyes at the oblivious horse.

“So, that happened” I said and pointed to my covered flaps and alluding to the heat I had experienced. “wasn't really ready for it, truth be told” I flopped my hands around trying to weave my thoughts in to something a bit more profound, “then I touched all your dicks and tasted some splooge” I concluded.

A round of nods from the horses in front of me, and a couple of brighter smiles. Particularly from Speedy and Clothes Horse.

“Yeah” I admitted “I actually enjoyed that, that's what I wanted to talk about y'kna, I don't want to enjoy it. But at the same time I don't want to neglect you all”

“But you aren't neglecting us Brian.” Autismo's face took on a decidedly more curious expression. “and you didn't taste my cum”. Rainbow huffed.

“Well yeah, I mean I wasn't going round and scooping great globs from any horse I passed, was I!” I said indignantly, and a little louder than I meant to “look, I still want to be the same person I was before I came here, I like the person I was.. am” I continued in a more conciliatory tone “my heat made me feel like I was losing myself. Ignoring the person that my parents, family and friends had made me to be.” I cast another glance over the women to see if they understood. “I need an absolute promise from you all. If this” I circled my hand in a vague motion “thing is going to happen” I said hoping that they would pick up on the fact I was now talking about the herd “I need a promise from you all.”

“I promise!” blurted out Speedy.

“Jesus fuck Dash, you are fucking demented” I said with a smirk “you haven't got a fucking clue what I was going to ask you to promise, but I'm glad you did, I need you all to burn all your Wonderbolt memorabilia”

“WHAT! NO WAY”

“But you promised Dashie” I said with a pout and a wobble of my lower lip, I supposed there was some benefits of being a horse woman. I could see the other horses smirking and raising their hands to cover their faces.

Speedy Horse started looking side to side shiftily for a moment before she sighed and said “Fine!” with a dip of her head.

I smirked right in her face, feeling slightly flattered at how quickly she accepted the losing of all her prized possessions for me, but also a little annoyed at the fact she hadn't even bothered to listen to what I wanted.

“See Rainbow,” I said with a firm tone “that is exactly the problem we have here, I feel like you all, some more than others,” a pointed look at Rainbow and Twilight “have selective hearing.” the look on my face softened and I hoped I was giving a more meaningful glance at the five sets of eyes that looked to me “I want you all to promise to listen to me and accept what I ask of you when we are talking about putting your dicks in my foof” I looked at the horses again. “I need you all to do that horse thing you do and promise”

The largest misgiving I had with being in a herd with these horses was the fact that I was feeling pressurized to accept a 'stiff middle arm' right to the cunt. I hoped that having them listen to me, and not just pay lip service, would allow me to be more comfortable with myself. There is nothing worse than someone drawing attention to something you are not comfortable with. Imagine one day you woke up and you had a big nasty scar on your forehead, and no matter where you were people were pointing and asking 'how did that happen?' or 'did it hurt?'. It would get old pretty fucking quick. That was somewhere near how I felt about my 'hairy axe-wound' when around these lot.

I had grown rather attached to their furry arses. I don't think I could give them up for the sake of my flaky masculinity, I certainly could for my sanity though.

I wasn't a man any longer.

I was a fucking horse, for fucks sake.

Not necessarily time to act like it though, and take a stiffing.

“So I'm not burning my things?” Rainbow said in hope.

“No, Speedy. I just want you all to listen to me, and accept what I say when I mean it.”

“YES!” she blurted with a fist pump.

“So you need to all do the horse thing you do”

With a roll of their collective eyes they all stood and went through the retarded motions and then poking themselves in the face. The gestures didn't mean much to me, but it meant a great deal to them so I was pretty chuffed they all agreed.

Once done they all sat down.

“Now on to the heat thing.” I said. “I want you to absolutely ignore everything I ever say while in heat and if I ever ask you to stiff me, I want a firm punch to the throat” I couple of shocked gasps sounded from the direction of the sofa “I want you to instead listen to and remember what I say now instead;” I took a moment to allow them to settle. “I don't want a dick in me. And I don't want to make a decision about doing so when my mind is clouded by hormones or the whatevers that caused me to want dicks the last couple of days. Comprende?”

I was getting a couple of queer looks at that last demand so I allowed them the time to formulate their thoughts. Purple Prose took a moment to speak up.

“But Brian, allowing your body to accept what it needs is a natural part of being a pony, your...”

“Oi!” I cut her off, “this isn't a discussion here. I need to trust that you will do as I ask, and I absolutely need to believe that you will.” I said, she had the grace to look chastised, so I went on. “I can't accept that my body is going to make decisions like that on my behalf Twi, otherwise what is the point of being me?”

She had a thoughtful look, and for a moment I thought she was going to say something more, but a look of conviction crossed her features and she gave me a firm nod.

“Thanks” I said, “I need you to do that horse thing again and promise”

Another round of flapping arms and prodded faces as they repeated the mantra.

Weird horses.

“OK, now on to the dynamics of herd relationships, otherwise known as; 'how the fuck did that happen' eh?” I said with a bewildered look, “were all in a fuckin' herd eh? How the fuck did that happen?”

This time it was not The Great and Powerful Autismo horse that piped up but Clothes horse.

“Whatever do you mean, darling?”

“What I mean is,” I puzzled out what I was trying to say. “where I'm from we don't just fall in to a 'herd', we kind of ask a question and get a 'yes' or a 'no', so when did that happen eh?”

“That seems quite strange dear, why would anypony say no to such an intimate friendship?”

“Gah!” I brought my hand to my forehead “are you serious?”.

“Of course Brian, we would never say no to someone who was as close to us as you” Flutterflaps chipped in.

“But what if I had said no!” I said trying to not sound exasperated “should I not have the choice?”

“Well of course you have a choice darling,” Rarity spoke up again “the choice is what the heart wants, the simpler question would be; does your heart want us? We are not strangers here after all.”

To this question there was a few knowing smirks cast in my direction, but more patient smiles from Flutters and Rares. I took a minute to replay the words in my head. Why was I getting so pent up about a label of all things? Was it because, I myself, had translated the word 'herd' in to 'marriage'? Was it the fact that our relationship had a type and could be packaged and wrapped up with a nice ribbon as a herd that was bothering me?.

Why was that?.

It was a realization that until now had eluded me. I was so bull headedly concentrating on the labeling of our relationship that I had entirely neglected to remind myself what I had actually shared with them.

I looked them over in turn.

Applejack and her strong physique; forthright and honest.

Rarity and her coy smile; caring and generous.

Fluttershy and her delicate features; kind and gentle.

Twilight and her brilliant mind; loving and sincere.

Rainbow and her athletic curves.

An absolute fuckin' demon in the sack.

I chuckled aloud.

OK yeah, it absolutely was a girly giggle. I'm almost certain that there was even fucking dimples, fuck it all.

“Yeah” I said. “fuckin' yeah pet” I concluded. It really was that simple.

We were horses, we weren't fucking married for fucks sake.

And I wasn't going to take a meaty insertion.

The rest of the evening was spent like a girly night in. A super girly night in, there was even a pillow fight for fucks sake.

It was nice.

I was in the kitchen getting myself a glass of water before retiring to bed, the other girls had gone to get ready and climb in to bed. They had all decided that the evening turn in to a slumber party and had escaped to Autismos bedroom and the mammoth bed she has.

I have no fucking clue where she got sheets that size.

Applejack came up behind me, startling me out of my thoughts with a hand to the shoulder.

“Hey, sugarcube.” she said giving me a gentle squeeze “y'all get the answers you were hankerin' fer?”

I turned around and wrapped my arms around her waist, resting my head on her shoulder and smelling the scent of wood and soil in her mane. “Not really, AJ” I said “but nobody ever gets all their questions answered in life do they?”

She chuckled and reciprocated the embrace “Don't reckon' so sugar,” she gave me a nuzzle to the cheek “ah reckon' yer right there” she broke the hug and took my hand. “Now come on sugarcube, times a wastin'”

She led me through the hallways to Twilights master suite and pushed open the door.

My heart skipped a beat and I held a breath.

Speedy was laying on one side of the bed, legs akimbo with Flutterflaps pounding in to her with great harking thrusts. Rainbows eyes were rolling in to the back of her head and her tongue hung out.

Fluttershy, was pounding in to Rainbow.

She knew her, I realized. She knew her in such an intimate way, and was going at her like a pneumatic drill.

And Rarity.

She was laying completely on the bed with Twilight on top of her, arms wrapped around the winged woman, who was grinding in to her, their hips moving in circles and legs tied in a almost double helix pattern.

Twilight knew her.

She knew her in such a profound way and she was providing her with the passion and heat she loved. Their lips met and they gave each-other a heated kiss, swirling their tongues.

The sight clattered in to my mind and blew away thoughts.

I was looking at this as a male still, I realized. A male with 'his' women. The sight before me cast away those thoughts and I knew that I was wrong.

This wasn't my herd, this was not something I had started and tied together with flimsy strings all centred around me as the focal point.

This was their herd, and they welcomed me. My perspective shifted and it all came together. I wasn't accepting them to my herd to be my horse wives to live with happily ever after. They were welcoming me with open arms to their lives, and their beds, and to their bodies.

I felt an overwhelming sense of gratitude for their selfless acceptance of my quirks and mannerisms, for I was absolutely an alien to them.

Rarity broke her kiss with Twilight and beckoned me to the bed with a hand.

She knew me, I realized.

I sob left my throat and a smile broke on to my face. Applejack gave me a quick look of concern before giving me a smile back and taking my hand and leading me to the bed to join our herd.

For that is simply what it was.

And I was going to be our herd's cock-tease.

I could live with that.

Fin.

Author's Note

So I have finally had the time to read over this, and honestly I am quite happy with it on the whole. Most of all the 'Rarity' and 'Fluttershy' chapters.

The first chapter feels a little clunky so I might puzzle out how to clean it up a bit in the future, the middle part of it kind of goes on a bit more than I wanted. I originally wanted the first chapter to be kind of an introduction but at the same time show Brian's meandering thoughts and his exasperation. If anyone has any suggestions you are welcome to pm or post a comment.

Re; the dream sequence at the start of the Fluttershy chapter. I know I didn't really spell it out. It wasn't a nightmare so Luna was not there to 'fix' it, he was having a horny dream about tree cocks and getting railed. Hence the massive hard on he had when he woke.

Finally the ending, although it to some might seem abrupt, I felt it fit in well with the fact that it was Brian who was the one who had the problem, the ponies didn't have the same hang ups as him so their almost dismissive (but for the most part compassionate) responses were kind of required.

Thanks

The Straw That Broke The Camels Back

“Oh, for fucks sake Skittles...” a husky woman's voice breathed out in a decidedly sexy and altogether frustrated voice. “We talked about this yesterday” And the day before truth be told, in fact four days this week and it was only Wednesday.

Before we go any further it should be mentioned that next week was in fact the anniversary of my arrival in horse land. One moment I was walking down Greys Street with a corned beef pasty in one hand, and girlfriend on the other listening to Lateralus blasting away in my headphones, the next I was tripping over the exposed root of a tree in an apple orchard. Unfortunately that wasn't the only change. Which leads me to now.

Said husky woman's voice came from my own mouth, and the frustration was all too real. Turned out not only had I miraculously transcended time and space, or hopped dimensions or whatever the fuck Brain Horse had mentioned so long ago, I also managed to spontaneously morph in to a horse woman, and Jesus fuck, I'd do me, I'm fucking hot, seriously. Look, don't shoot the messenger here, I was most certainly not a narcissist before I arrived in horse land, I am just stating the facts objectively from a male perspective (which I can do by the way, my brain is still my own thank you very much).

Allow me to describe myself to you. I'm a little above the average height, if I had to guess I would say I am about 5'6, the average seems to be about 5'2 or 5'3, give or take. I'm kind of guessing but these people having evolved civilization entirely independent of the Earth as I know it, have totally different units of measurement, so take that with a pinch of salt (I mean, what the fuck is a hoof?). I have a pale fur coating, strangely about the same colour that the skin was on my 'original' body, but this isn't the thick hide you would have on a dirty farm animal back home, this is a thin delicate silken fur that only protrudes about a milimetre or so. Aside from that I have an incredibly luxurious dark brown mane that cascades down to my shoulders but grows naturally like a mohican, like those dumb footballers all seemed to have a few years ago, but with the flowing length to make it fall down in a gentle curve. I am slender and long of leg (digitigrade feet sadly, that took a while to get used to, going down stairs will never be the same, also hooves are a bitch to balance on), my tail almost reaches the floor and sweeps up at the end in a graceful curl, and I am told that my over large green eyes are 'enchanting' (seriously, somehorse actually said that). Aside from the major differences though, if you whacked some veet on my fur and got me some dark shades I would almost look human. I do not have a horse face or muzzle, I am actually pretty pleased about that. My ears, although lacking lobes and slightly pointed at the top are familiar. My teeth are your average run of the mill omnivores, not those terrifying square horse teeth from back home. I have two arms and two legs, ending in almost familiar extremities. (three fingers and a thumb on each hand, that also took some getting used to) I have a svelte figure with thin waist tapering gently to flaring hips that a super model would be proud of, and a pair of perky breasts that were perfectly proportioned to my feminine body, nothing huge, just a nice pair of pear shaped C cups I reckon (total guess I could never work out cheb sizes, they are either too big, too small or just right). Oh yeah, and wings. Cant forget them.

I also have a big knob and bollocks.

I am not even joking, this is the reason that I have managed to get along ok, because really, my gender hasn't changed as such. Well I suppose it has, but being entirely emasculated would be going too far. I have a big knob and bollocks therefore I am still a man (fuck you). Dare I say it, but I am actually a lot more man down there than I was a year ago. Aside from the flattened tip I am probably a good 9 or 10 inches now 'on the flop', at the moment I am sporting a massive morning wood, add another girthy 3 or 4 inches to that. My bollocks are a generous handful too, with the same downy fur that covers the rest of my body making them feel like particularly luxurious tennis balls. I am not going to mention at this point the frilly lips and clit nestled just behind them where my gooch should be though, they don't exist. Or at least I keep trying to tell myself that.

Which brings me back to now.

Its morning... Well, yeah, considering that the sun rose several hours ago not technically morning (I'm a night owl, sue me) its probably nearer eleven or something but its morning for me, OK?. Anyway, I am drowsing lazily with a massive stonk on, I have probably leaked a bit of pre on the sheets, I can smell it clearly with my horse nose. I am a bit tired, probably a little bit hungover after the party last night (Ponk horse can throw a mean party) and I am rudely awakened by Rainbow horse spooning me in my bed. She definitely was not here last night, I did not drink that much, so that's a certainty. Her cherry toothpaste scented breath washes over my face, and her tongue laps softly at my cheek.

“Hey” her scratchy, but also admittedly sexy voice whispers in to my ear, “ready for the most awesome wake up call ever?” she said before pressing her nose to my mane and giving me a couple of quick sniffs.

My attention is drawn down to my nethers and a sigh escapes me, her meaty knob is hotdogging my flaps and spearing betwixt my balls.

She has been like this ever since I gave her a good railing months ago.

Now I labour under no assumptions that back on my Earth I was some kind of sex god. Its just humanity has learned to savour the more carnal acts, we don't get nasty as often as horse people do. Every time I had a good shag I always wanted the woman on the end of my knob to have a good time, I mean who wants to go back for another shitty shag? The first rule of hospitality is that the customers needs always come first, and if you cum first your shag isn't getting what she needs, and if she doesn't get what she needs why the hell would she come back for more. Its basic physics. Or something.

Now imagine if you will:

Horseland is a society of furries, clothing for the most part is entirely optional. You will see more flesh (fur) than at the Playboy mansion just walking to the market, and fuck me, a mostly agrarian lifestyle and no cars means the average citizen gets a whole lot more exercise. Most horse people here are hot, its not just me being a fucking model here, any of these people could probably walk down the catwalk (horsewalk?) in Paris and not look out of place.

Also; everyhorse has a big knob and bollocks.

Which means that on top of wearing very little clothing due to the fur on their bodies (and I suppose mine too) everyhorse has the same danglies and undercarriage too. There literally isn't anything you haven't seen before on show.

Which further leads to there not really being any kind of taboo related to being nude.

Which leads to any taboo related to the body such as that I now posses never evolving, unlike on Earth.

Which leads to a society of almost constantly naked horses, with hot bodies, toned asses and nice tits not having any kind of societal stigma relating to sex.

Which finally leads to a very horny society of horse people who have flaps, as well as knobs and balls, who take turns railing each other heartily and with much gusto, and everyone gets off. All they have to do it take it a bit, then give a bit. Everyone has a healthy orgasm in the end, and everyone is happy.

'Staying the course' isn't really a thing, nobody is at a sexual disadvantage here, everyone has a healthy sexual appetite and everyone ends their sex in a satisfactory manner.

So bring in an ex human male, slap his consciousness in to a horse hermaphrodite and a lifetime of societal conditioning and what do you have? Well I'll tell you what you have, you have poor old me waking up with a massive knob hotdogging your flaps and balls, attached to a blue horse with Rainbow mane and cherry toothpaste breath wanting to return the favour of the mind-blowing orgasm you inflicted on aforementioned shemale's abused cunt by rattling her constantly for a good ten minutes (TEN MINUTES! Seriously, they can barely go for two!)

And s/he wont fucking give up!

Not to mention that my end of the 'awesome' cunt smashing was an admittedly angry one prompted by aforementioned horse sheman laughing her/his perky little tits off when I explained that I was terrified of heights, no amount of explaining that humans 'flying' under their own power generally resulted in human pizza got her to understand. (fuck it I'm using feminine pronouns, they all have tits, I am going to use male for me because; 'fuck off' that's why) A bit of angry wrestling later and two stiff knobs and I have her on her back and my dick going at her. That certainly shut her up.

I can forgive her pushiness though I suppose. Rape isn't really a thing here. I mean that literally, it isn't a thing. Nobody says 'no' I mean, why bother? It is one of the most popular pastimes among horse people unless they are in their heat cycle. There are no sexually transmitted diseases. There is no risk of pregnancy unless one is in heat, and nobody propositions a horse in heat (horse nose picks this up a mile off) as it is accepted that only their partner will rattle their bones during their cycle. And I don't mean it is 'generally accepted' I mean it just doesn't happen, at all. So why would anyone say no? Everyone has a bit of fun, has a satisfying orgasm and then goes to the cafe for a nice cup of darjeeling.

Then I come along with my male brain, and a munt behind my balls that I am trying to ignore to the best of my ability. I give a mind meltingly good (by horse standards) railing to Danger Horse and she wants to return the favour. Of course I could just let her slip it in, but fuuuu. My brain wont let me. I have had a real dirty girlfriend in the past who would do anything. Anything. But I draw the line at ass play. Sorry, not interested, never gave it, never want to receive it. No way. Pegging isn't my thing. I don't want anything pushed in to an exit, I don't want to push anything in to an exit either. Never even been tempted, that's just nasty you epic pervert. Now put my mind in to hermaphrodite horse and my brain tells me YOU SHALL ONLY GIVE AND NEVER RECEIVE.

Now objectively I know that I have different plumbing down there and its not my ass that's going to be stretched out, but my mind just cant take the leap. Its too foreign. I still have a knob and a healthy pair of balls so there being a vag down there doesn't really compute.

Speedy Horse does not understand this in the slightest.

She just wants to give me the pounding that her brain tells her that she should be giving me, I mean, its common courtesy, isn't it?.

It's a situation that thus far I have been able to avoid from any of these crazy horse people who I have had a ride of, and I am not bragging, I have had my end away more in the last year than I did in the entirety of my previous twenty seven years.

I have taken to 'batting away' this attention in a particular way.

“I know I have explained this to you before you crazy horse woman” I sighed, twisting my torso to look over my shoulder at her.

“Hey” she shot back “and we have all told you we are Ponies, say after me; Pee Oh En Eye Ee Es”

“Yeah yeah, look, fish your knob out of my crack will you” she let out a resigned sigh before drifting backwards a little. “Come on Rainbow, you know how weird this makes me feel”

“Yeah, but look; you are a Pony now Brian, get with the program champ, it's just getting to be weird now. I mean everypony wants to hit dat ass” she said tilting her head in the direction of my perfectly formed posterior. "Ponies are going to want some of that sooner or later buddy, I know I'm not the only one, Twi is beside herself"

Another sigh escaped me before I rolled over on to my back, rod tenting the thin bed sheets. “Rainbow”

“hmph” she turned over showing me her back and her pretty blue wings fluttering. “look, I just want to show you how good it is to have a load blasted in you, everypony does, AJ is harbouring a constant semi around you, Rarity wants in your flaps. even Flutters is in the line, Twi is getting pretty worked up about it, I mean you are living in her castle and she hasn't even stuck it in you once, she thinks she has done something to upset you! I'm not even going to mention Pinkie”

“Nobody's stiffed me Dashie” I admitted "and I don' think anyone will" I said as I started to stroke her mane down to the base of her neck, her breathing slowed a little, horse people love that for some reason, it just makes me feel weird.

“Come on, you have to try it at least once? I know you will love it”

“Dash” another sigh

“Just... Just will you tell me if you do?” she said with a vulnerability I was never expecting as she turned over again and rested on her knees, ass in the air and her torso flat on the bed. Say what you will about horse people, but they are super flexible. Her hand snaked to me and gave my dick a tentative little stroke. "Let me be your first?"

“Yeah, you know I will” I said genuinely. Primarily because Speedy Horse had the smallest knob I had seen so far, apart from the younger horses but I'm not some fucking sicko. If I ever have to be on the receiving end of a horse knob I suppose Swift Horse is probably the best bet, 'only' a solid 9 inches fully erect, nothing like that monstrous Big Mac.

She graced me with a little smile as I rose up and moved behind her. She may be a pushy little cock slut, she is a real cutie when she doesn't want to be. Don't ever tell her she is a cutie though or she will be gracing you with her 'awesome' for a solid half day, there is no escape.

“Thanks Brian, I look forward to it”

I let out an involuntary cringe as I thrust in to her silken depths in one practiced thrust, my bollocks clacking against hers. Thankfully she was assuming 'the position' her face buried in a pillow so she didn't see, try as I might I could not get the picture of the Newtons Cradle a former boss of mine had out of my mind. I decided to distract myself a little as I started to thrust just the way she likes, deep and hard. I lay my chest on her silky soft wings and my arms snaked around her torso to grasp and fondle her perfect little titties, twisting her nipples to get her to let out that sexy little squeak she always does.

I let my pace increase a little but kept driving down in to her in rhythmic motions, trying to keep the strokes of my cock brushing against her g-spot. She was panting now but this was hardly anything new, I was already beyond what a normal horse woman could give out. Needless to say she was already moving her hips back to meet me half way in a semi gyrating motion, the dirty little strumpet liked to be pummelled like a cheap whore so I wasn't going to leave her hanging. But what really blew her mind was the gradual increase in pace as I kept at it.

So I kept at it.

And kept at it some more.

Having lots of sex with my mentality was an exceedingly good way of getting very, very good at giving a good railing to an unsuspecting vag. Speedy Horse was no unsuspecting vag, but by now she had no defences to my steady hammering.

“aaaaAAAHHHHHHNNNNN”

I picked up the pace and her legs started shaking and tummy started convulsing, thankfully unlike some other horse people she wasn't a gusher so my sheets weren't going to be ruined, I wasn't anywhere near my limits yet either so I pulled out and flipped her over and dashed (pardon the pun) my lips to hers. There was an uncomfortable moment when my dick stroked against the length of hers but I managed to snuff out any weird thoughts. Our tongues met in a dance that I quickly won, fresh from her orgasm her mind wasn't really in the game.

Now let me make one thing perfectly clear. Rainbow Dash is fucking Hot with a capital H. Totally in my strike zone. She has a perfect athletic figure, the kind of figure that takes Work with a capital W. Fucking her brains out is an absolute pleasure. One that I wasn't even remotely finished with yet.

I broke the kiss and looked down at her, trying to not look too far down to the stiff rod resting on her chiseled abs. Her chest rose and fell at a steady clip and her eyes gave me a satisfyingly half lidded glance. I pulled myself up a little and placed my hands at either side of her head.

“Look, Rainbow, if I am too much for you I can go and get Fashion Horse to come and finish me off” I said as I gave flashed her a shit eating grin.

Another thing about Rapid Horse is that she is tragically afflicted with a terminal case of competitiveness. Literally any crap you come out with can turn in to a challenge with the correct phrasing.

“H-hey!” as her eyes sparkled “You know I'm just getting started too!”

“Oh really?” I said as I speared her petals again in one tortuously slow movement, ignoring the eventual resting place of her nuts on my lower body.

“yES!” she said as her voice seemed to jump up an octave mid word.

“Yeah, that's what I thought” I punctuated my sentence with a withdrawal and another deep thrust, slowly starting back to the rhythmic pounding that I had been giving her previously from behind. I snaked my weirdly flexible neck down and took a nibble of an exposed dark blue nipple earning another cute as fuck girlish squeak as my pace picked up again. I wasn't letting this harlot go until I had made a thorough mess of her flaps and battered her insides with my fuck muck. If I had my way she would be a flying rain cloud all day, poor fuckers who walked under her would be having an extra glorpy shower.

She was beginning to have real trouble now, honestly I didn't usually count the amount of orgasms I inflicted on the horses I stuffed these days. At the beginning when I was new here it was a point of pride, going to it with a girl and her having multiple orgasms was just so damn sexy. Who doesn't like having sex with a lass who gets really fucking in to it. But when its so easy it no longer is a case of how many times, but how long she takes to recover, and if I had my way Racy Horse would be in a coma for a week once I was done with her.

So I kept at it, kept getting faster. Her lady lips were practically dripping now with a combination of my pre and her own juices, maybe my assumption the sheets would not be ruined was a little premature. I luxuriated in the delicious feeling of her sex wrapped around my dick, I knew it would speed me up a little but nobody needs to think about their fat ugly auntie to last longer when your stamina is 'extraordinary'. The quiver of her toned stomach could be felt down to her tunnel, I switched the nipple nibbling to her other tit then snaked pinching bites up her chest then neck then ear not ceasing my hammering motions for a moment. I could feel myself getting closer but I absolutely had to trash this rainbow horse today like I never had before. I bit a little harder on her ear as she let out a whinnying cry, it was so fucking sexy I didn't know what to do. And I honestly do not know why my right hand descended to her rock solid shaft. Furthermore I certainly couldn't tell you why my own dick hardened a little more in sympathy.

I could never explain why my hand started pumping up and down on her rigid shaft.

Look, I know what you are thinking, but it definitely is NOT gay. Nope. I was just thrusting away at her silky nethers having the time of my life. I was NOT wanking off a fella.

Fuuuu, I was wanking off Fast Horse.

And the worst thing was that I really couldn't stop even if I tried.

Even her breathy gasp as my fingers encircled her meaty phallus didn't break me from my reverie. I was too far gone, and too close.

Unwittingly my pace went from 60 to 160 in no seconds flat. I do not know how I kept up the movement of my hips and hand on her shaft in time with each-other but there was just something about the juxtaposition of an incredibly sexy woman underneath me and a big meaty knob in my hand. It was so gloriously weird I could feel my tip start to flare.

I have had many orgasms when in Horse Land, I have had all different kinds of sex, gentle and loving, fast and needy, greedy and angry, but this one orgasm was like something I had never experienced before. Consciously I knew I was indoors, in a bed, with a friend who honestly, I fucking loved. Not love love but that kind of familiar love between two close friends, or fuck buddies, friends who fuck? Whatever.

But in a moment my mind was transported to a sunny meadow, the glorious release of my glans was greeted by the fluffy clouds parting and a chorus of angels singing 'hallelujah'. Rope after rope of viscous spaff fumigated her quivering lady parts, it seemed to last forever, or perhaps for a moment that didn't end.

Then I was brought back crashing down to earth (or Horse Land) when a earthshaking scream “AHAAAAAAHHHHH” blasted out my eardrums, then something else blasted out all over the bottom of my hanging tits. Then and only then did I realise that I had wanked off a nice big dick all over my own tits.

There was a moment of silence, i closed my eyes, took a deep breath.

Praise be to whichever god or gods Speedy Horse was out, snoring up a storm with a contented smile on her face.

This was one of the things I had promised I would never do. I had given a nice 'old fashioned' to a ladyboy. Squirted hermaphrodite unguent all over my generous globes.

And.....

Honestly.

I was not even disgusted. Perhaps this was going to be the moment that I finally gave myself to being a pony, fully and truthfully.

I scooped a glob of the ropey gloop and brought it toward my face. I mean, if I am gonna.. maybe I should just get on with it? A stupid grin plastered itself on my face, yeah I can do this. I gave it a tentative sniff. Smells like banana?

Then I realised what I was doing, and that yes, that is totally gay, and that no; I am not gay. My face turned in to a frown and my shoulders huffed.

Time for a shower.

I climbed out of bed and slapped the sexy clapped out horse arse as she rolled on to her side. “Yeh nasty fuckin' jizzin' bint” I said as I leaned down and gave her a little kiss on the cheek. She responded with a cute little huff in her sleep.

And that's the story about the first time I wanked off a horse.