Author's Note

Dedicated to my dear friend who wishes to remain anonymous.
No words or actions can ever apologize for what we have unleashed upon the world this day.

Twilight's Electric Booga'chu

"My goodness, what happened!?" Fluttershy asked with concern as she opened her cottage door to Twilight Sparkle.

Twilight's mane was in disarray and she smelled faintly of burnt hair, parts of her mane were melted to her horn. Her nose was bloodied and she wore a mask of guilt on her face.

"Can I talk to you... about animals?" Twilight asked meekly.

"Of course, come on in. Me and Angel-bunny were just having a tea party." She replied sweetly as she lead Twilight in and set another place for her.

"Well I know you really love your animals..." Twilight laughed nervously as she took her seat.

"Of course I do." Fluttershy replied.

"Well have you ever done anything...weird... with them?"

"You mean like having a tea party?" Fluttershy giggled softly.

"I don't think you're following." Twilight trailed off nervously.

"Well why don't you tell me what happened?"

"Well some ponies mentioned seeing a strange portal open up near the Everfree Forest and a strange 'otherworldly' creature wander out of it." Twilight began to explain.

"That seems to happen a lot in between the seasons." Fluttershy noted.

"Yeah so I figured I would go and investigate." The two began to form a visual in their minds of the story as Twilight explained.

Twilight cautiously approached the area mentioned in the report and she began looking around. She noted that there was a circular area of charred grass. As she approached she heard a snap as though something was stalking through an area of taller brush nearby, she quickly looked over and halted her advance, holding her breath.

"Pika..." a muffled voice called out.

"Hello?" Twilight answered back as she took another step towards the tall brush.

"Pika..." she saw something yellow move slowly through the Brush towards her. A yellow rodent-like creature, smaller than Twilight but bigger than any similar Equestrian creature emerged from the brush and cautiously approached her. It's gestures showed a very slight hint of sapience.

"Pika..." It said again.

"Is that your name?" Twilight asked as she moved closer yet and held out her hoof. The creature nodded but flinched as Twilight's hoof came close. Twilight backed off slightly. "I'm not going to hurt you" she assured.

As Twilight backed away she stepped onto a twig and the snapping noise startled the creature, prompting it to dart in the opposite direction. Twilight's horn lit up as she grabbed onto the creature with her magic.

"Pika..." it said once more as it hovered toward Twilight.
"CHU!" it shouted as it got close, electrifying itself and sending a feedback shock through Twilight's magical grasp.

Agonizing cramps tore through all of Twilight's muscles as she stiffened and fell onto the ground, the creature making off into the nearby woods.

"Oh dear, that sounds really painful." Fluttershy said sympathetically, breaking from the visual.

"Oh it was. But the shock felt really strange on my...you know..." Twilight added.

Fluttershy cocked her head slightly and flashed a confused look at Twilight. Angel watched the exchange intently. "I still don't think I follow." Fluttershy apologized.

"My..." Twilight leaned closer to Fluttershy's ear. "Marehood..." she whispered quietly. Angel's ears perked up.

"Oh my!" Fluttershy exclaimed. Both mares blushed beet red.

"But I still had to catch it. It needed help getting back to it's own world. I figured that both syllables are part of it's name and that's all it knows how to say." Twilight sighed as they returned to the visual.

Twilight struggled back onto her hooves and limped off the muscle cramps before trotting into the woods where Pikachu had headed.

"Pikachu!?" she called out. Her voice echoed through the foreboding woods. "I just want to help you get home!" she shouted.

"Pika..." Pikachu emerged shyly from behind a stump.

"There you are!" Twilight breathed a sigh of relief and held out her hoof.

"CHU!" he cried out again, delivering another shock to Twilight who fell writhing onto the ground again. Pikachu ran further into the woods.

"A feeling of pleasure began to emerge from all of the muscle contractions." Twilight blushed as she explained to Fluttershy. Angel spat out a mouthful of tea before returning to the visual.

Blood trickled from Twilight's nose as she pulled herself up again. Her mane was singed. She breathed heavily with an uncanny mixture of agony and pleasure. Her horn glowed as she reached out magically and grabbed him from behind some brush. Again, he delivered an electric shock. Twilight moaned with pleasure and winced with agony as she fought to say standing to keep up her chase. Her ears were ringing and her head ached but her body quivered with excitement and anticipation as the exchange repeated several times.

"By then he was getting excited too." Twilight sighed.

"He must have been, the poor thing, being chased around like that." Fluttershy said.

"No I mean... you know... excited..." Twilight tried to explain. Fluttershy somehow still not following.

Twilight leaned in and whispered to Fluttershy. "Oh my!" Fluttershy blurted out and blushed again. "THAT big? Really?"

Twilight nodded. Angel did another spit-take.

"I could feel that he was running out of energy as I continued to give chase." Twilight continued explaining returning to the visual.

The battered Twilight moaned and fell to the ground. Pikachu was also very tired and collapsed with exhaustion. The pleasure was now only enough to fuel a growing frustration within Twilight. She clawed at the ground, dragging herself hoof over hoof. Pikachu also tried to crawl away but was drained from his assault. Finally Twilight caught up and held Pikachu down with one of her wings.

"Pikachu!" he squirmed and protested, no longer able to deliver a shock at this point. Twilight looked him up and down and she grinned as a disturbing sense of desire washed over her.

"And then what happened?" Fluttershy asked with concern in her voice.

Twilight leaned over and whispered the rest of the story into her ear. Angel leaned in and eavesdropped. His eyes grew wide and his ears perked up before he hopped away.

"Oh dear. Of course I would never do something like that with my animal friends!" She shuttered.

"I didn't hurt him though I hope?" Twilight asked nervously.

"I'm sure he'll be fine. But that's still so sick and wrong of you!" Fluttershy sobbed with shock.

"I guess I should go..." Twilight sighed and headed off home after Fluttershy replied with nothing more than a nod.

"I just don't know what came over me." Twilight thought to herself as she got home and penned a letter to Princess Celestia.

"Spike, can you deliver this to Celestia? Top secret, her eyes only."

"Of course!" Spike answered, taking the letter and sending it off.

"I'm going to go to bed early. I really need some time to myself to think." She sighed.

"Dear Princess Celestia;

I had another one of those experiences again today; that same waking nightmare where I ended up doing something terrible that I would just never do. I know you didn't believe me the last time I brought it up and dismissed it as me making excuses for the recent incident, visiting Shining Armor, that lead to the huge royal scandal and me being banished for life from the Crystal Empire but I swear I am telling you the truth!

The hairs on the back of my neck stand up sometimes and I feel like some kind of otherworldly being is staring down at me. It happens most often when it's been a while since I've been on a big adventure. A faceless, green, two-legged creature (kind of like the Storm King but without the fur) and I feel like if I don't do everything he wants me to do, if I don't act out all of his perverse and sadistic desires that he will lose interest in me and that if he loses interest then this world and everypony in it will cease to be. I know it sounds crazy but I really wish you would just believe me.Or at least send me on some kind of interesting adventure in the meantime so he will leave me alone for a while.

Sincerely; Twilight Sparkle."

Princess Celestia lay in bed reading the letter aloud as the green creature of Twilight's description cuddled with her lovingly. She looked over disapprovingly when she reached the part where he was mentioned in the letter. He replied by pointing at himself and then shaking his head and shrugging his shoulders. The two snickered and then Celestia planted a gentle kiss on his forehead and they went back to snuggling.

Twilight breathed a sigh of relief at the day finally being over as she shut her chamber door behind her. But her heart pounded with dread as she looked over to her bed. Angel was waiting for her, laying casually on his back with his front paws behind his head and a wanting grin on his face. The bed was adorned with green arrowheads (like one might scatter rose-petals to set a romantic scene).

"But I already went through this today. When will enough be enough?" Twilight asked looking up. She began to cry hysterically as she slumped to the floor in capitulation.