"Who Has What!?" Sonata Dusk shouted out loud as she looked at Pinkie Pie in disbelief.

"I know! I couldn't believe it either!" Pinkie Pie chuckled as she bounced up and down with excitement. "Dashie has a boyfriend!!" The poppy pink pony girl continued to excitedly exclaim as her bounce around her once fearsome friend Sonata.

"And you're sure, like absoposatuyly sure!?" Sonata asked still in disbelief.

"Well maybe not 100% sure" Pinkie admitted. "But like 78.8% sure which is close enough!" Pinkie Pie stated as she gave out a large cheesy smile. Sonata just rolled her eyes. "Fine, then prove it." Sonata dared the cotton candy haired teen. "Let's go down to wherever this guy is and see if he's really Rainbow Dash material!" Sonata smirked.

"Okie Dokie Lokie" Pinkie Pie chuckled in agreement as she began to hope off, Sonata taking that as a que to follow the girl as she got up from her chair and began to skip along.

Meanwhile At Canterlot City Park.

"Huh, nice one" Fleetfoot huffed as she tried to catch her breath.

"Ha, don't tell me you're winded already!" Aria mocked looking at the pale blue girl.

"Nh-nhaught funny FleetFoot stuttered with her patented lisp. "How whas I supposed to know yhou whould catch on sho fhast!?" The Athletic Wondercolt complained.

"Well I told you we sirens are fast learners. "Aria teased as she proceeded to kick the ball up and down in place as to show off.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever." FleetFoot wheezed as she went to sit down on a nearby bench and chugged down what was left of her EquiAde sports drink. Aria smiled and went to sit down next to her.

"I gotta admit this game is pretty fun, even if it is pretty simple." She sneered as she looked over at FleetFoot, beads of sweat running down the girl's neck and forehead. Her white tank top soaked in sweat exposing her black sported bra.

'Thake Ah Picthure, why don't yea? It'll lhast lhonger!" FleetFoot teased as she stuck out her tongue at her new friend.

"Wh-whatever" Aria blushed. "Youre not my type anyway" Aria teased back.

"Good cause I'm not into shorties myself" Fleetfoot stated with a caddy smile

"Hey! I'm not short!" Aria rebutted, despite knowing her claim to be untrue.

"Shorter then me" Fleetfoot noted pointing down at her friend even as the angry pig-tailed girl stood up. "And flatter then me too" she chuckled "though admittedly not by much" the athlete admitted pointing at her own chest which was your average B-cup.

"Hmmph, this is stupid, now I need to blow off some steam! Let's play some more soccer already!" Aria huffed.

"Though now I'm curious." Fleetfoot stated ignoring Aria's demand. "What is your type?" She asked the short siren sister.

"What...why!?" Aria asked rather shocked by this odd question.

"Well, I dhont mean to bhrag, bhut I ahm a pretty good mhatch mhaker." FleetFoot smiled. "I did help Spitfire & Shoarin get together afther all!" Fleetfoot excitedly exclaimed. "Sho maybe I can help you find shomebody too!" She confidently stated, Aria just looking on in shock.

Uptown

"I don't wanna!!" SourSweet whined as she looked over at the rest of the Shadowbolts who were in equally bad moods.

"You have to or we won't know the extent of your powers" Sugarcoat stated as she tapped her pen against her notepad.

'Yea, well nobody else has powers that can kill things!!" Soursweet whinned.

"And heal them" Sugarcoat added showing her notes.

"Yea, but.." Soursweet paused.

"But what?" Sugarcoat asked getting rather annoyed.

"Wilting and reviving a plant is one thing, but, but this is a living creature!" Soursweet stated pointing at the guenia pig.

"Yea, and he's my pet" Sugarcoat stated. "And I say ok."

"And I say I won't do it!!" Soursweet shouted straight into her friends face.

"Uhh...guys.." Lemon Zest interrupted.

"What!" The two shouted as they looked at Lemon who was pointing to the table the Guinea Pigs cage was on. The two looking down noticing that Soursweet's geode was glowing and her hands were causing half the table to rot while the other half began to sprout twigs.

"Yaahh!!" Soursweet screeched as she let go of the table and fell back, her geode going back into a dormant state. "I'm a monster!" She sobbed as she curled up into the feitle position.

Sunnny Flare bent down and embraced her friend. "Tut tut, none of that" she softly scolded as she patted Sour on the head. "You're not a monster, you re fabulous and unique just like the rest of us darling" she sang as she attempted to calm and cheer-up her dear Soursweet.

"So, that's a no on the Guenia Pig experiment then?" Sugarcoat asked her friends.

"Dude, Seriously!?" Indgio Zap cackled as she facepalmed "Sugarcoat sometimes I think you're a bigger bitch then Sour's cousin Vignette." Indigo sneered.

"Totally" Lemon Zest agreed.

"Well, I'll take that as a compliment" Sugarcoat stated as she pushed up her glasses. The rest of the Shadowbolts just rolling their eyes.

Back to Pinkie...

"I still don't believe it" Sonata exclaimed. "I mean I always thought Rainbow Dash was a lesbian for sure!" The girl awkwardly admitted

"Yeah, she gets that alot" Pinkie Pie chuckled. "But nope, Dashie is just a free spirit" Pinkie smiled. "She doesn't do labels yea know."

"Right, ok....but I still can't believe she might have an actual bonafide boyfriend!" Sonata said in shock.

"Well believe it because its true and we're here!!" Pinkie chuckled as she pointed at the building in front of them.

"Maretropolis comics" the sign read as Sonata looked up. "This is the place?" She asked a bit surprised.

"Yep, just look inside!" Pinkie squeed. Sonata just nodded in compliance as she did what Pinkie asked. Looking inside the shop window Sonata could see Rainbow Dash, and she appeared to be talking to someone. A taller young man who looked to be in fairly good shape for someone working in such a nerdy place. The boy had brown skin and black/ash colored hair and was wearing a Daring Do style safari suite with a name tag that said "Quibble Pants". Sonats noticed the two talking and laughing, and was Rainbow...blushing!?

"I, I don't believe it!" Sonata stammered. "Pinkie was right!!"

Author's Note

Yay, new story! You know the drill. More soon-ish. Thanks for reading.

Next chapter. Cute or saucy, maybe both, dunno!