You are Anon, the sole human of Equestria. Several months after the whole "I'm-Sorry-My-Friends-And-I-Accidentally-Tried-To-Kill-You-Even-If-You-Were-In-The-Way Party" thrown by Pronka, you've decided to see new sights. New horizons and whatever the fuck else corny people say. And, by doing so, landed yourself a job.

As a barista.

Under the Supposedly Great and Ultra Fucking Powerful, Annoyance.

Actually, that was a few weeks back and now you're going to a wedding, a royal one at that! What could go wrong besides an invasion of the century and other nuisances along the way?

Oh, wait. Everything.