Twilight stood there dumbfounded, unaware as to who 'Dragulina' was.
"Who's Dragulina?"

"Oh god that name sounds dumb! Wait how bout, 'Paralyzer' ooohhh yeah that sounds good. Heheheh the song is good too." Alan said with a wink laughing at his own joke something hit him, "Oh shit this isn't Earth is it?" Just the look on the pony's face said everything. "God dammit I'm not on Earth! What's this planet called?"

"You are in the land of Equestria" Twilight said with a smile "Why? *gasp* you're from another planet! What was it like? Where there more of you? Where there more of these self drawn carriages? I simply must know!"

Alan could literally see the stars in her eyes and it was adorable "Woah! Slow down one question at a time! Ok but I should have you know these aren't carriages they are 'cars', but I have a very important question."

"Ask away!" Twilight said still ecstatic to get details of this alien's world.

"Please tell me you have paved roads like asphalt?" Alan asked nervous for the answer.

"You mean like concrete roads or stone paths?" Twilight asked unsure As to why he would want to know this.

"Yes! Yes! Concrete roads please tell me you have them around here! Alan hoped he would arleast have a one mile strait away or even more

"We'll for starters we recently paved a concrete road about 20 feet wide path leading all the way to Canterlot that's about 30 miles long." She said hoping it was the answer he wanted, but by the way his eyes lit up at 30 miles. She knew its what he wanted to hear.

Alan literally started drooling at the idea "Thir-thir-thirty m-miles?" Thinking about every possible thing he could do his mind wandered Twilight was drowned out while he was in thought.

"Alan? Alan? ALAN!!!" Twilight shouted snapping out of his daydream "Why don't you show me around the house? Y'know let me see how your house is like?"

Thinking about it. Alan said yes and showed Twilight around to the front door, and when they opened the door Alan flipped the light switch and his rather large house lit up "How does the electricity work?" Alan mumbled "So this is my living room. Yeah. Hey I'm not good at this. Heheheh" Alan said with a deep chuckle

"Yeah giving house tours is difficult unless you sell houses." Twilight was getting comfortable around Alan he seemed like a nice Stallion or Human A good personality, a good heart, and an overall charming person. "So did you live with anyone say, family, friend, .....a significant other?" Alan's smile faded and the air grew thick with tension.

"I lost my family in a car accident while they were away at the age of 16, and as for significant others. Forget it the world I'm from is corrupt. There are a lot of girls who go out with a guy for his looks, money, or fame. So I stayed single, I simply didn't want my heart broken and I'm not happy anyway. Sure I'm toned 6 pack, biceps, pecs, calves, and long hair but that's what a lot girls look at. Well they also look at money, seeing as I had a lot of it before I came here. There were gold diggers everywhere and I got tired of it so yeah. These cars are my family now."

Seeing that she hit a soft spot she went and sat on the sofa to comfort him. "Don't worry you'll make plenty of friends here and maybe even find a significant other." Twilight said to comfort him.

"Wait interspecies relationships are a thing here?" Alan asked.

"Yup Equestria is as free as you'll ever be" Twilight said cheering him up "To make it even better I'll be your first friend!"

Alan, completely cheered up decided to joke. While turning his downstairs Xbox on, he logged in and loaded up Motorsport 7 Twilight was amazed by the Tv and controller Alan was holding "Who said I wanted to be friends with you?" Twilight snapped out of her trance and looked at Alan with sad and fearful eyes. He got up and walked over to her.

Twilight started tearing up "I-I-I thou-" was all she got out before being pulled into a hug.

"More importantly who said I didn't want you to be my friend! Heheheheheh!" Alan got her, he officially bamboozled a Princess. Seeing the clock behind her "OH SSSHHHIIII-OOOooot!" He watched not to curse "It's 5am I need sleep"

"Yeah we do. You're meeting Princess Celestia tomorrow and you need rest as do I so I will see you tomorrow." Twilight said as she walked out of the house. Feeling tired she laid in bed be fore hearing Alan shout out his window

"TWIIILIIIGHT!" Alan shouted out of his bedroom window.

"WHAT!" Twilight shouted back

"HEY CAN YOU SEND THE PRINCESS ONE MORE LETTER!" He shouted in response hoping for a response but he didn't get one "TWILIGHT!?" He gave up and headed outside to investigate he knocked on twilights door. When she answered the door Alan was shocked to see a fucking dragon who didn't look amused, no he looked pissed.

"What do you want to send?" Spike was so tired and angry Twilight was shocked he didn't have a response to the strange creature at the door

Alan couldn't speak first of he was talking to a real fucking dragon and second he just wanted to pass out from running to the literal tree house.

"Alan are you ok?" Twilight asked "What did you want me to tell the princess?"

"Ok first, where is her castle?" Alan asked.

"It's in Canterlot" Twilight said which excited Alan to no end.

"Second How would you normally get to Canterlot?" Alan calmly aske.

"Simple, by train." Twilight heard Alan giggle like a filly and knew this wasn't good.

"Twilight what's the fastest you've ever gone?" Alan asked

"Probably 15-20mph why?"

"How about past 200mph in 'Nightmare'?" Alan asked with a wicked grin

"Scary but sure, who's Nightmare?" Twilight asked unsure as to what Alan wanted to send.

"Oh you'll see! Tell Celestia that WE are meeting her!" Alan said while Twilight got to writing.

Author's Note

Oh Twilight is in for the ride of her life! next chapter will be up soon! Untill then remember kids. HOONING IS NOT A CRIME!