That new car smell
It's gonna take some time
Previous ChapterNext ChapterAlan was waking up "Uhg, I gotta stop passing out in odd places." Alan said groggily, he sat up "ACK! OW! SON OF A MOTHERFUCKER!" Alan hit his head on the reinforced frame of Mia. He got up and stood in front of Mia "I built you, how can you hurt me like that?" He joked. Alan walked around to his kitchen and noticed he was out of bread "Of course! The one time I crave a sandwich and I'm out of bread! Guess I'll have to run to the store." Alan complained
"I wonder, do they even have a grocery store?" Alan thought out loud.
Alan walked around to his garage and opened the main door. "Ok girls which one of you wants to take me to the store? Ooohhh Black Betty (story's picture) you haven't gotten out in a while." Getting in his Hellcat he started the engine. It was louder than his Demon and Mia, well mainly because the Demon isn't strait piped and Mia has different exhausts. "Heheheh, you still purr like a kitten but roar like a lion." Alan said as he revved her a few times.
Pulling out of the garage Alan made sure to go about neighborhood speeds about 20mph. He drove around for a bit listening to music and getting looks from the townspeople, after driving around for about 20 minutes he pulled over to ask a Seafoam green unicorn mare for directions. He pulled over next to her and rolled down his window. "Hey miss, do you know where a grocery store is?" Alan asked
"Oh my Celestia you're actually talking to me!" She said almost fangirling "Uh, yeah I know where one is." She answered
"Can you tell me how to get there? I need bread." Alan simply said
"Uh, it'd be easier to show you." The pony said
"Oh I see what's going on. You just wanna ride in my car." Alan said, fully aware of what she was doing
"Well yeah, but you don't have to. Oh and I'm Lyra Heartstrings, human fanatic" Lyra introduced herself
"Oh it's fine I'm always glad to give someone a ride, as long as they don't mug me, and I'm Alan Pearce it's nice to meet you." Alan said to Lyra while opening the passenger door "Just hop in and I'll get us going, you just point the way." Alan said as Lyra trotted over to her side.
"Oh it's cozy in here!" Lyra said as she sat in the passenger seat "What's that constant rumble?" Lyra asked Alan
"Oh that? That's just the engine all 707 horsepower of it!" Alan happily said
"Horsepower? There's no way that there's 707 horses in this carriage!"
Lyra said and Alan let out a hearty laugh
"No Lyra, horsepower is just a measurement. Like inches, feet, yard, and so on. Think of the engine as the cars heart, and the rumble as the heart beat and the roar as breathing."
Alan said
"Ok so the car is like a living thing?"
Lyra asked
"Yes, Her and the other four are like family to me." Alan said
"Oh my Celestia you have five of these?!" Lyra asked jaw on the floor
"Hahahah, yes I have five and I love them all. My Uncle Aiden, he lived in Chicago. He hated them, he always said the cars are a waste of money. I don't think so heheheh." Alan hit the gas a little bringing them up to 80mph Lyra got pushed into the seat and Alan laughed and then slowed back down. "Now that isn't a waste of money! Heheheh!" After talking a bit and just driving around "ok so a left here?" Alan asked
"Yup, I'll wait here." Lyra said
"Ok but don't touch anything, I'll take 5 minutes." Alan ran inside and used the bits Twilight gave him to buy some bread,
"So did everything go well?" Lyra asked
"Ehh the cashier gave me a few weird looks, but I'm sure it'll just take some time. Oh by the way where do you live? I need to take you home." Alan asked as non-creepily as possible
"Oh I actually live pretty close to you. I'll just point you along the way." Lyra stated.
"Ok, maybe then we could hang out sometime." Alan said with a chipper tone
"Yeah! That'd be fun. You could meet my roommate Bon Bon." Lyra was happy to make a new friend, especially one as muscular and attractive as Alan but Alan didn't know she thought this way. "Soooooo, Alan did you have any lover before you came here." Lyra asked.
"Nope. Every girl only looked at me for my muscles, my money, and my cars." Alan said
"Do you plan on getting a marefriend now that this is your new home, and all the corrupt humans are in your old home?" Lyra strait forwardly asked
"Interspecies relationships are a thing here?" Alan asked
"Yeah all kinds are interspecies, same sex all kinds!" Lyra stated
"I might then. It just depends on the reason they are interested in me. Actually now that I think about it that would probably why Rainbow Dash was flirting with me." Alan said while giggling a little. Lyra looked a little annoyed when he mentioned Rainbow Dash but Alan just assumed it was because of Rainbow's ego.
"Hey wanna hang out at my place for a little?" Lyra asked in hopes of a yes so Bon Bon can ride in the car
"Sorry but I can't, I have to get a shower, have breakfast chech all the fluids in all my cars and I haven't had my daily NoS yet. Buuuuuuut you can come and hangout at my place for a little and then we can both come back to your place." Alan said to reassure Lyra
"Yeah that sounds fun. I feel like Bon Bon would relate to you, like you two are gonna get along great!" Lyra said
"Hey do you guys have any alcohol at your place?" Alan asked
"Only the strongest stuff legal in Equestria!" Lyra said
"Ok I'm gonna want some just to let you know." Alan said knowing he could barely handle a little wine
"Oooohhhhh a partier, I like it" Lyra said
And with that Lyra and Alan hung out at her place the rest of the day and Alan got wasted drunk.
Author's Note
There we go another chapter! Btw I've noticed a lot of dislikes and no comments. If you leave a dislike please leave a comment as to why. Also I based this chapter around the hellcat because I bought over 24 hellcats in Forza horizon 3, don't ask why. Anyway untill next time...........Ford sucks.........yeah!
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