“And then she said ‘Not that kind of creampie, Pinkie!’ and that's why I’m no longer allowed to make banana cream pies anymore.” Pinkie Pie announced, sipping her milkshake, completely unaware of the shocked expressions on her friends faces.

Rainbow Dash blinked, looking around to the stunned faces of her other friends. “Uh huh…” She spun around and looked at Twilight, a hint of desperation in her eye. “What have you been up to Twi? We haven't seen you around town for the last few days.”

Rarity rolled her eyes. “Real smooth, Rainbow.”

The pegasus blew a raspberry at the fashionista before turning back to the alicorn, who was morosely pushing around the last slice of pie on her plate. “You alright there egghead?”

Fluttershy frowned, looking down at the pie on Twilight’s plate. “You hardly even touched the apple pie I brought…”

“Sorry Fluttershy, I’m just not hungry.” She said with a sigh. “I’m fine, really.”

Applejack rolled her eyes. “Girl, that was the worst lie I ever heard and that's including all those times Rainbow Dash got caught stealing cider.”

“Hey! I wasn't stealing it, I was just… looking at the barrels.” The pegasus crossed her arms over her chest. “Really closely.”

The farm pony chuckled. “Yeah sure, point is, we don't believe you sugarcube. You gonna tell us what’s bugging you or are we gonna have to wait till Pinkie figures it out and shouts it randomly in the middle of town.”

Fluttershy blanched, her mind going back to the last time that had happened. “M-maybe you should tell us.”

The alicorn chuckled, placing her fork down and looking up at her friends. “Fine, but you have to keep a secret, okay?”

The other five girls all nodded, with Pinkie Pie pantomiming her Pinkie promise.

Rarity leaned across the table, placing her hand over Twilight’s. “You can trust us darling.”

Twilight nodded, silently thankful they had decided to meet at her castle for brunch, rather then Cafe Heigh like they usually did. “I’m volunteering to stud, for the festival.”

Just about everypony raised an eyebrow. “Uh, not to take the wind from your sails or anything but I think everybody knew that already.” Rainbow Dash blurted.

Twilight groaned and facepalmed. “Of course you all knew.”

Rainbow Dash looked around, trying to figure out what she was missing. “Wait, studding, does that mean you got a?” The pegasus made a jerking motion in front of her crotch.

Rarity scoffed, faking a gag. “You don't have to be so vulgar about it dear.”

The pegasus merely shrugged, earning her an elbow from Fluttershy. “Whatever.”

“Yes, I have a penis.” Twilight shook her head. “That's not the point though. I’m the only stud that signed up this year and somehow everyone knew it was me.”

Rainbow Dash cocked her head. “So you get to rut a whole bunch of mares, so what?”

“Rainbow Dash would you please cut out the vulgarity? I was trying to eat.” Rarity pushed away her half eaten pie and shot the pegasus a glare.

Who in turn merely shrugged, helping herself to Rarity’s pie until she received another elbow from Fluttershy.

Applejack nodded knowingly. “No offence Twi, but are you sure you got the endurance for that? I mean there were a lot of folk coming into town just to sign up for the festival.”

“I managed to fix that part.” She spread her wings in emphasis. “Alicorns are able to handle quite a few enchantments placed on them safely and combined with my workout routine I should be alright. That's not what I’m worried about though.”

Pinkie Pie hopped up on her chair suddenly. “Oh, Oh I got it! You don't have much time to sex up all those wonderful ladies so you’re worried it won't be good for them, right?”

Twilight blinked, unsurprised that Pinkie had been the only one to figure it out. “Yeah, pretty much. For some of these mares it's going to be their first time engaging in intercourse for the purpose of procreation and I don't want it to just be something quick and forgettable.”

“That makes sense. Wouldn't want anyone going home unsatisfied.” Applejack added.

“Exactly. According to my math, I have just barely enough time to knock up every mare who wants a foal. So unless I figure out a way to clone myself safely, or travel backwards or forwards in time, a whole lot of ponies are going to be left unsatisfied.” Twilight said with a sigh, falling into her chair.

The room fell into an awkward silence, most ponies trying to think of a way to help, while Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. “Of course you did the math.”

“That's a right pickle for sure.” Applejack remarked choosing to ignore Rainbow Dash entirely. head.

“Really? Why not just have somepony there to warm them up before having you put a bun in their oven?” Pinkie Pie added.

Twilight cocked her head. “I can't be in more than one place at the same time you know, there isn't a spell that can safely do that.”

Pinkie Pie giggled. “Silly Twilight, I said someone has to warm them up. It doesn't have to be you.”

Twilight blinked, falling back into her chair. “Oooh, I get it. But who is going to be interested in doing something like that?”

“Yeah, sounds a lot of work and none of the fun.” Rainbow Dash added.

“It sounds embarrassing…” Fluttershy squeaked, retreating behind her hair.

The pink girl giggled and shook her head. “Making my friends smile is what I do! I wouldn't mind helping you.” Pinkie tapped her chin, suddenly gaining a thoughtful expression. “But where are we going to find a fifty gallon drum of peanut butter at such short notice.”

“I appreciate the offer Pinkie but you’re not an alicorn, so even with a few enchantments you won't be able to go all ten days.” Twilight pointed out.

“Well… I did finish all my orders for the next two weeks.” Rarity half whispered, a blush spreading across her face.”

“And Discord already offered to take care of the animals for a few days…” Fluttershy added, much to the shock of everypony in the room.

Applejack shook her head in disbelief. “I can't believe my ears.”

Rainbow Dash grinned. “I’m in.”

The apple farmer rolled her eyes. “Of course you'd be fine with sexing up a few dozen strangers.”

“You take that back or I’ll-” Rainbow Dash muttered, rolling up her sleeves only to get pushed back into her chair by Twilight’s magic.

“I’m sure Applejack didn't mean anything by it.” Twilight offered, to which the apple farmer sighed.

“Sorry RD, this whole thing has me a little weirded out.”

The pegasus snorted, crossing her arms over her chest. “Apology accepted.”

“Thank you, as for everyone who offered to help. I really appreciate it but even with all four of you we would still be a little short.” The alicorn said with a sigh. “It just isn't quite enough.”

The other four ponies all looked to Applejack who wilted under the sudden pressure. The apple farmer gulped, sinking into her seat. “Well maybe I could be convinced to help y'all, would just need to find someone to cover for me at the farm.”

“Isn't Braeburn and his wife gonna be in town for the festival?” Pinkie Pie asked.

“Err yeah, how'd you know that?”

The pink mare shrugged. “Me and Little Stronghoof are pen pals!”

“Are you sure about this Applejack? You don't have to if you don't want to. I’m sure we can find someone else.” Rarity asked kindly, placing a hand on the farmer’s shoulder.

“You shouldn't do something just because your friends want you to.” Fluttershy added, smiling faintly at the earth pony.

Applejack nodded slowly. “I can tell how much this means to y'all and maybe it would be fun to get out there after all this time.”

Rainbow Dash shook her head and snorted. “Hypocrite.”

“Ah guess ah walked into that one, sorry again RD.”

The pegasus smirked and leaned closer to the farmer. “You sure you can actually help though? Fuckin ain't like buckin you know.”

The apple farmer rolled her eyes. “Ah know what I signed up for.” The earth pony smirked back. “‘Sides, when's the last time you had a roll in the hay anyhow?”

Twilight rolled her eyes. “Girls please, this is important. Are you sure your alright with this? Dozens of mares have all signed up and there could be more. This is a big commitment.”

Rarity nodded slowly, looking around the table at the resolute faces of the rest of her friends. “This is a chance to give back and really make the festival a huge success, of course I’m in.”

Pinkie nodded. “If it puts a smile on everyone’s face then of course I’m in!”

“We always got your back, Twilight!” Rainbow added.

“I’m so nervous and excited.” Fluttershy giggled.

“A win for the festival is a win for the whole town, course were in!” Applejack announced, slamming her fist into the crystal table.

The alicorn’s smile grew and grew as she looked around the table to all confident expressions on her friends faces. “You have no idea what this means to me! This is going to be the best Festival Of Life Ponyville has ever seen!”

“Yeah!” The other five mares yelled triumphantly.

Author's Note

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