Chapter 1

The best birthday gift I received was when I got the news that my parents died.

The worst news I got were officers showing up at my door with a warrant for my arrest.

Assuming escaping a cop car is a hard thing to do is false,its pretty easy when your excuse is you have to use the bathroom still its running from the cops that gets you unless your a buff god 'scrawny teenager' like me you can escape the fat doughnut eating cops.I already have the handcuffs off after I managed to fit my hand through the cops pocket, after that I took off when I punched said officer in the gut and robbing him off his handgun to use for some 'non suicidal actions' I was able to gain some distance on them when they called in for back up.I made it to the edge of a bridge after some epic 'slow and rugged' moves when dodging cars speeding down the bridge,climbing over the railing and moving so that I was facing the dozen or so cop cars with another dozen of officers standing behind their cars with their guns raised.

I just ignored the 'empathetic' words I was being given like ''don't do it!'' or ''we can talk about this'' complete crap,raising the gun in my hand so the cold barrel of the gun was touching the side of my forehead well this time instead of trying to console or talk to me they just complete charged at me so the only thing I thought was right to say ''wrong choice....'' I smiled and pulled the trigger taking a breath and 'darkness'.

''So this is the after life'' I was now floating in a so called 'void' 'well this is really....'
I took a glance behind me 'comforting' finally after a few minutes I was able to figure out how to move around by using my fresh 'amateur' swimming skills I was able to explore the area and finding everything I was expecting 'more darkness' taking another breath 'wait breath?' I felt anxiety roll over me as I looked around in a panic seeing the black void was now a red area that was encase in some flu- 'wait' is this?' 'amniotic fluid?' somehow I was able to die and come back inside of a womb, I thought long and hard and came up with the logical thing to say in my head 'what kind of reincarnation bullshit is this!?!?!' I move my 'hand' to check but almost had my brain explode when I saw the best right hand in the world my clicking hand was gone and in its place was a tiny pink stump or is it a hoof or hoove I don't understand which one.

To prove my theory was a white cord connected to my pink stomach 'oh great' i tried pulling on it 'a flipping umbilical cord' but found my han-err hoof was impossibly difficult to grip onto things,but the most important question 'is my proud male dignity is still there' I reached down to feel and let out a sigh of relief 'good still there' wondering what to do and giving up five minutes in I resorted to sleeping.

I can't keep track of time but my guess its been a month since I was trapped inside of some female horse thing expecting a normal non-human brained horse baby,'I'm definitely going mad' I am getting urges that I held back until now 'back in my human life these urges were really hard to contain with all the sharp things around 'ever since I took my own life they've been coming back' fidgeting around I try bashing my hoofs and head against the walls of the womb to no avail due to me floating in fluids.

I think I struck something because I feeling like i'm getting magically pulled out of the womb 'am I being birthed?' answering this I felt cold air and my ears are filled with the screaming of presumably my 'mom' after finally being pulled out and getting wrapped in a towel and the cord stuck in my stomach was pulled out by a doctor who enthusiastically exclaiming ''its a colt!'' oh no its so ugly 'what the hell is that!?!' I looked up at a brown horse with a doctors coat on with its freakishly big eyes and unorthodox smile 'my god!!' I tried slapping the creature away from me 'get it away!' it just laughed and handed me or is it 'fisted me over' to a pink horse I presumed was 'mother dearest' she was albeit more aesthetically pleasing I just wanted to go back into that black void.

Mother didn't stop smiling until the doctor left to get the discharge papers filled out she seemed so happy until he left 'looks like she'll abandon me the first chance she gets' her eyes narrowed as she put her hooves under my two front hoofs as the towel fell off my exposing everything well nothing really since I have fur ''I expected my colt to be a different color not pink this means you're going to be a coltcuddler in the future, and I don't want that'' she quickly hugged me again as the doctor came back in.

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I was now being carried in a basket as 'mom' held it in her teeth as she walked through the copy cat 'Manehattan instead of Manhattan' as I reached over the basket to look I saw her approaching a bridge that connects two parts of the city, ''coltcuddlers are a disgrace to Equestria and i'm doing a good deed of ridding you of this world'' I frowned as she reeled her head back than tossed the basket over the bridge with the intent to kill me and as I looked up she was looking at me falling for a few seconds until she turned around and started walking away 'but the jokes on her! I was born with flipping wings!' I flexed the new muscle as the wings extended as instead of flying I glided down the cliff into the water below until my wings gave up and I fell the rest of the way into the water 'damnit'.

*SPLASH*

To be continued......

Author's Note

I added sound effects.
First story upload so it obviously has many mistakes, please tell me.

The only thing I think I noticed that was bad was the lack of attention to detail in some paragraphs.

Feel free to dislike if its bad :L