Fillies and Gentlecolts, we are proud to introduce the Grand Equestria Transcontinental. Believe it or not, the train is actually longer than its name! It's a sleek and powerful black beauty capable of comfortably housing a few dozen ponies and simultaneously hauling several hundred tons of cargo from Canterlot to the furthest reaches of Equestria's railways in nine days or less, guaranteed! If you're looking for a new life in a new corner of the nation, or want to reconnect with long lost friends and family, or perhaps are merely on a personal journey touring the countryside, look no further than the magnificent G.E.T.!

Towed by a team of fourteen strapping Earth Pony stallions employed by the illustrious Royal Equestrian Transportation Division assisted with the latest in steam technology devised by budding engineer prodigies Flim & Flam, this beast of a machine boasts a power not seen since the unfortunate loss of the Crystal Empire Express a thousand years ago! That's right! For the first time in centuries, the broad expanses of our dear Princess Celestia's domain are once again open to ponies noble and common alike! A meager fifty bits per passenger will net you a one-way ticket to anywhere in no time, with free catering, personal storage for your belongings, and of course a cozy little cabin for yourself and if applicable, a significant other! And that's not all! A round-trip ticket is only 50% more expensive than the one-way!

So what are you waiting for? Book your ticket today! G.E.T. going, G.E.T. gone!