Station WCSR Equis

by Jaycren

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, Sex, Narcotics, Main 6, Dazzlings, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Equestria Girls, Science Fiction, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Main 7 (EqG), Profanity
Length: 2285

GOOOOD MORNING, EQUESTRIA!!!!! This is your multidimensional DJ Nylarhotep coming at you LIVE, from the Center of all things, bringing you only the best of Crack Ship Heartsongs. This is WCSR and we are counting down the best.

We're playing the best mix of the Heartsongs from across the dimensions. Shippers take care, for your OTP'S are here!!!!! We're all about love and tolerance at WCSR and for us all OTP'S are in fact the one true pairing. So keep a water bucket handy and put those flame wars out!!!!! YEAH!!!!! DJ Nylarhotep says it all about the LOVE!!!!! Now on with the music.

Published 2018-08-15 22:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-06-29 04:51:29 UTC

First Broadcast

Hello out there in the countless versions of Equestria! This is DJ Nylarhotep coming to you live from the center of All things. We've got an awesome show for you tonight, the first Heartsong is sung by two fan favorites. She's one of the heroes that fixed the changeling's patterns and the first friend of Starlight Glimmer. He's the most powerful of the soldier class and the last known changeling to convert other then Chrysalis. He was even the ex-queen's right hand bug! But he did convert and she was a big reason for that. They both have ego's the size of Celestia's ass, I give you Pharynx and Trixie, singing Bad Marefriend.

[Trixie's Voice echoes out over the airwaves, singing her Heartsong to the Tune of Bad Girlfriend by Theory of A Deadman.]

My Pharynx Is A Trouble Magnet
My Pharynx Goes Right At It
I'm Hot, Don't Stop
Up On Stage, Call The Shots
Trick Them All, Run Like Hell
He Gets Me Hot, Dream Of Him
I'm A Dirty Mare
Flirt Around
Swing With Mare's From Out Of Town
Grab My Ass, Act So Tough
Mess With Me, He'll Fuck You Up
No One Ever Know's It's All About The Show
But He's All Mine Later Tonight
I like To Play Them All
I Play Like I'm In Heat
He Likes To Pull My Mane
While I make Him Grind His Teeth
He Likes To Strip Me Down
I'm His Until The End
No Doubt About It
I'm His Bad, Bad Mare Friend

[Pharynx's rough voice echoes over the airwaves, responding to His Trixie's call]

Show's on
Dragged Along
Love This Mare
Strung Along
Come Together, Leave Alone
They Don't Really Know
That She's Mine After The Show
And We're Meeting Back Stage Tonight
I Say Their Never Gonna Know
Where She Goes After The Show
But I'm Gonna Have Her Later Tonight

[Trixie's voice continues her Pharynx's thoughts as she growls her words]

I'm Gonna Pull Him Down
Make Him Think That I'm In Heat
He's Gonna Pull My Hair
While He's Buried Deep In Me
I'm Gonna Strip It Off
I'm His Until The End
I Know What I Am
There's No Doubt, I'm His Bad, Bad Marefriend

[Pharynx's deep growl challenges the world]

Didn't Take Us Long to Hook Up Right
Doesn't Make Us Wrong
Doesn't Make You Right

[Trixie Calls forth her desire]

My Pharynx Is A Chick Magnet
My Pharynx Gotta Have Him

[Pharynx snarls his admiration]

She's A Hair Trigger
Full Figured
Built For Trouble
Heavy Drinker

[Trixie announces her exit]

Shows All Over
Came And Went
Run Along
Skip The Rent

[The two sing as one, declaring their feelings]

We Look Around And All We See
Is Way To Good And Sappy
We're So Bad
We're Fixed You See
Our Future It's Gonna Be

[Pharynx Shouts his intent]

I'm Gonna Tap That Ass
Gonna Make Her Moan For Me
I'm Gonna Pull Her Hair
While She's Lying Under Me
I'm Gonna Strip Her Down
She's Mine Until The End
I Know What She Is
No Doubt About It
She's My Bad, Bad Marefriend
She's My Bad, Bad Marefriend
She's My Bad, Bad Marefriend

Again That was Bad Marefriend sung by Trixie and Pharynx! This Next Song comes to us from over in Terra. She's the defeated leader of the Sirens, a Time lost, orange haired refuge from Equestria. Hoping to be no longer ignored and maybe find her way home. He's a massage therapist that packs a lot of muscle, but has a soft touch and just wants someone of his own. Here is Adagio Dazzle and Bulk Biceps singing their Heart's version of Queen's Can Anybody Find Me Somebody to Love.

[Adagio's strong voice echoes over the airwaves]

Why Can't I find Anybody, Everyone Else Has Somebody To Love
Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh
Each Morning I'm Alone I Cry a Little
Can't Barely Stand To Breath
Take A Look at Myself
Take A Look at My Reflection
And Sigh At What I See
Look What Starswirl Did To Me
Yeah Yeah
I Spent All Those Years Dreaming Of Home
But There's Just No Way That Can Be
Oh Anybody
Oh, Anybody
Why Can't Anybody be my Somebody To Love?

[A Melodic Voice from Heaven drifts from the speakers of the radio, as Bulk Bicep begins his song]

Yeah
I Push Hard, So Very Hard
Everyday Of My Life
I Pushed Till I Became Strong
At The End Of My Day
I Go Home Just To Be Alone
I Go To Bed And I Bundle Tight
To Hide These Tears That Run Down My Eyes
Anybody, Oh Anybody, Can Anybody Be My Somebody To Love

[Adagio's sultry voice intertwines with Bulks Operatic power as they both continue their lament]

I Worked Hard, Everyday
I Pushed And I Dreamed And I Tried
But All The Others Put Me Down
They Say That It's Crazy
They Say I Got Only One Thing In My Brain
I've no Strength Left
Their Is no one here to Relieve
Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah

[The Guitar solo echoes over the night, calling to the two singers, singers that here not the other's call]

[Again the two call their grief to the uncaring world]

Ooh, Why Can't Somebody
Ooh' Somebody
Anybody Be My Somebody To Love
Why Can't Anybody Be My Somebody To Love

[Adagio's voice falters, her pain on clear display as her voice cracks]

Got No Dreams
Got No Power
They Took All I Had From Me
They Took Something Deep Within Me
Not Ok, Not Alright
Isn't Alright, Not Alright
I Can't Rise From This Defeat
I Keep Screaming Out
I Want Out Of This Hell
But I Know I'll Never Be Free, Ooooh

[Bulk Calls his want out, the beat of his heart that timing of his Chorus]

Can I Have Somebody To Love
Can I Have Somebody To Love
Can I Have Somebody To Love
Can I Have SomeBody To Love
Can I Have Somebody To Love
Can I Have Somebody To Love
Can I Have Somebody To Love
Can I Have Somebody To Love

[Adagio Echoes his want, his call as her own desire bursts forth]

Can I Have Somebody To Love
Somebody, Anybody
Somebody, Anybody
Anybody, Can I Have Somebody To Love
Why Will No One Be My Somebody To Love?

[The two once more join in their mutual demand of the heveans]

Why Can't Anybody, Be My Somebody To Love?

[Their Question unanswered, their Heartsong drifts off into silence, quietly unanswered into the void]

Sadly, some go their entire existences looking for their Somebody To Love. I should now, I have yet to find mine. To all you fellow seekers of the lonely hearts club band, this is Dj Nylarhotep signing off.

Author's Note

I thought this might be fun to do. A little practice. If anyone has any MLP pairings and a song they might want me to do, give me any suggestions down in the comics. You'll go on my requests list and I promise only that I will think on it. The only rule is that at least one of the characters has to be a canon character of MLP and the other can not be an OC of any kind but can be a canon character from anywhere else. I am only taking requests of pairing and song. I will do the rest.

Second Broadcast

Hello again, and welcome to another episode of WCSR Equestria. I'm your host DJ Nyarlathotep and tonight we're gonna try something a little different. Tonight I'm sending a question out to the callers out in the greater multiverse. A question that many have wondered, but few have had the courage to answer. It is simply, of the Dazzlings, Adagio, Aria, and Sonata, who would you Fuck, Befriend, and Kill. First caller you are on the air.

Greetings DJ Nylarhotep, My name is Scar and when the Dazzlings graced my educational institution with their presence I had the joy of dating Adagio, so I'm well equipped to answer this question. First, I would Fuck Sonata, any girl that fakes innocent stupidity that well has to have kinks that would satisfy even a lion hearted gentleman like myself, Aria I would befriend because she's well equipped to be the brawn to my brain. As for Adagio, I would kill her, then burn her corpse to make sure she was dead. She's the only person I ever met that could scheme on my level. I can't have that kind of threat to my plans. Besides, when we parted ways she made it clear the portions of my anatomy that she wanted removed and stuffed so that she could cuddle them like a Teddy Bear in her sleep and be assured of my death.

Alright, next caller, Your on the air with DJ Nyarlathotep. What is your answer Fuck, Befriend or Kill.

Hello my name is Suns... I mean Eclipse Glow. I'll have to disagree with your last caller. I would Fuck Adagio, that girl can go forever...... or so I believe. I would befriend Aria because having a friend that will crack heads and will wait till I ask them to is.... I mean..... could be wonderfully useful. Sonata I would kill, for two reasons. One, you should never fuck crazy, and two, I don't believe that innocent act for a second, she'll slit your throat when your not looking. The only option is to slit hers first. I warned them, but they wouldn't believe me!!!!! The wouldn't BELIVE.......

Thank you Eclipse Glow, and now on to our Third and Final Caller of the night. Caller you are on the Air with WCRS Radio Equestria. Tell us your answer. Fuck, Kill, or Befriend.

Hey Uncle Nylar!!!!!

Why if it isn't my favorite niece Pinkamena Diane Pie. How's it rocking Pinkamena?

Why, I wanted to answer the question!!!!! I'm gonna fuck Nata, there aren't many that can keep up with me after all, and Scar was right, she IS amazingly Kinky!!!!! Then I would befriend Adagio because Sunset doesn't like to share, even though she has Sci-Twi, Starlight, Princess Twilight, Human Trixie, Wallflower, and Human Rarity all for her own, the greedy girl. Which of course means I'll totally kill Aria. No ones mean to my Nata!!!!! Besides, Imagine what kind of Cupcakes she'd Make!!!!!

Alright there you have the answers from across the Multiverse. And Remember if you have ideas, requests, or wish to answer Fuck/Befriend/Kill yourself post those comments. Acknowledgement for all Ideas/requests used will be posted in the author's notes alone with a link to your page here at Fimfiction.com. Here at WCSR Radio Equestria, we value all input from even our detractors, for we are forged by the fires of their hatred!!!!!

Looks like we have just enough time to play one heartsong. These two met on the field of battle and afterwards became one with each other. Literally as she ate his spark! He must have seen something inside her because he remains within the confines of her mind! She being the pegasus that performed the legendary Sonic Rainboom, and He being the Cowardly former second in command of the decepticons as well as their best flyer. This is Rainbow Dash and Starscream singing This Little Girl!

[Rainbow Dash Sings within her mind}

You've Got Your Schemes, But Now Their Broken
This timidity, I know you've woken
Cause you sulk yet you don't want to go
And if I told you to go would you really go?

[Starscream answers]

I stay in your mind, cause Luna's stalking
Won't leave me alone
Unless your sleepin.
Cause they want me out no doubt
Demanding I go
But if I left then were'd I go
can't live on my own

[Rainbow Dash]

I'm right up to the edge
GO!
I'll Jump right off of it
Don't you Know
Don't You Know

[Starscream to himself]

This Pony is wanting to take things further, I can't hurt her
I need to watch she might confine me further
She's the only one, preventing me from being gone
This Little Pony is capable and loyal
Can't Hurt Her

[Rainbow Dash Seeks Him Out]

My Soul was clean, now I'm a Killer
No longer clean
How can I tell them
Cause I let down all, I should have known Better
When I swallowed you whole, and now I'm never alone

[Starscream hides deeper in her mind]

I need to get a hold of myself
NO!
I'l lose myself in here
Inside she glows
inside she glows

[Rainbow digs even further for him]

I'll follow you even further
push you even harder
I need you to hold me and go further
You're not the only one the has always won
I want you to mount me hard
As your reward

[Starscream calls to her]

Don't you know that you shouldn't offer me something like that
Your heat maddened mind has me not able to fight back
You really should say you want me to do all that
cause your friends will make sure I never come back

[Rainbow answers]

I knew you wanted to go further
So don't worry my freinds won't hurt ya
Cause I'll rut you better

[They both sing as one in the depths of Rainbows mind]

We're both willing to go further
we'll fall harder
Watch us push things past the border
The Border
We're only looking for a little fun, then we're done
We don't want to go further

Author's Note

The top half of this was per the request by this individual.
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Third Broadcast: First Time Caller

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Fourth Broadcast: Repeat Caller

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Fifth Broadcast: Dedicated To Starlight Nova

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