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Derpy Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap!)

by Unwhole Hole
Derpy becomes a killer for hire. It goes about as well as can be expected.

Derpy, the muffin mare of Ponyville (a tiny, pointless town on the backside of nowhere that nopony at all cares about) suddenly finds that she has fallen pregnant with her second daughter. With no means of supporting herself (let alone a foal), she begins trying to find an alternate source of non-muffin income.

Fortunately, Spoiled Rich offers her a position. A job killing ponies that displease her. And when it comes to Spoiled Rich, there are a LOT of ponies that displease her.

Derpy accepts the job, and performs about as well as would be expected.

Teen
Complete
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
 
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51648 words: Estimated about 4 hours to read
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25 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1: Setting the Bar Low 2018-08-13 19:30:47 UTC
    5117
  2. Chapter 2: Finally Starting the Story 2018-08-13 19:30:53 UTC
    1606
  3. Chapter 3: At the Horse Doctor 2018-08-14 01:31:06 UTC
    1246
  4. Chapter 4: Birds and the Bees 2018-08-14 01:31:17 UTC
    1875
  5. Chapter 5: Job Offer 2018-08-14 02:03:18 UTC
    1727
  6. Chapter 6: Pool Colt Time 2018-08-14 11:53:27 UTC
    1883
  7. Chapter 7: Applesauce 2018-08-14 11:53:36 UTC
    2046
  8. Chapter 8: Derpy the Murderer 2018-08-15 13:12:23 UTC
    2623
  9. Chapter 9: The Mayor 2018-08-16 11:51:54 UTC
    1501
  10. Chapter 10: The Upstart 2018-08-17 13:02:50 UTC
    1184
  11. Chapter 11: Catching the Rainbow 2018-08-18 12:09:08 UTC
    3483
  12. Chapter 12: The Shaved Mare 2018-08-19 17:32:37 UTC
    2848
  13. Chapter 13: The Buckets 2018-08-20 22:50:01 UTC
    2044
  14. Chapter 14: Horns 2018-08-22 01:41:39 UTC
    772
  15. Chapter 15: Death to Fluttershy 2018-08-23 00:57:24 UTC
    1631
  16. Chapter 16: Failure 2018-08-23 22:08:02 UTC
    2207
  17. Chapter 17: The Unicorn 2018-08-24 21:14:19 UTC
    1370
  18. Chapter 18: Harassing the Locals 2018-08-25 16:52:09 UTC
    1342
  19. Chapter 19: Sparkler Leaves 2018-08-26 05:42:26 UTC
    1574
  20. Chapter 20: An Obvious Realization 2018-08-27 22:34:48 UTC
    2548
  21. Chapter 21: Derpy at the Bank 2018-08-28 23:57:01 UTC
    1274
  22. Chapter 22: Killing Derpy 2018-08-29 23:55:50 UTC
    2062
  23. Chapter 23: Boutique 2018-08-30 23:54:54 UTC
    989
  24. Chapter 24: Getting the Mail 2018-09-01 00:10:55 UTC
    2710
  25. Chapter 25: The Last One 2018-09-02 05:00:50 UTC
    3986