The Return

...I thought today was supposed to be the happiest day of my life... Yet this day is scaring the ever loving shit out of me.... Its like... It's like you're going to a birthday party but you end up seeing the clown and you just dont trust whoevers party it is because their dad is the clown and you also found out that he got a pet spider for a present. That kinda scared.... well... if you hate clowns and are a huge fucking arachnophobe like I am... Let me just... just start from the beginning. It was early in the morning (about four in the morning to be exact) and I had woken up to Scootaloo screaming like a banshee. I had to run from my room and I guess Applejack had to follow it was that bad. We quickly flicked the light switch only to see Scootaloo scrambling out of bed to me.... Bed was soaked, so were her little wonderbolts PJ's she got from Mama Spitfire. I hugged her as Applejack looked around her room. I was in a long sleeve shirt and a diaper and Applejack was in her bra and basketball shorts that Dash bought... apparently dumb Dash thought they'd fit Fluttershy but she was a size too small for them. "Sweet Celestia... The hell made that girl scream like that?" Applejack asked.

I knelt down holding my now sobbing sister. "I dont know! Just... Just make sure there's nothing on her covers..." I said. I turned my attention to my sister who just clutched me tight. I shushed her as I looked as best I could at her wings and her messy mane making sure there was nothing in either. Didnt even feel anything when I was stroking her wings and fixing her mane. "It's okay Scoot.... You're okay... You're okay... big brother's gotcha...." I picked her up and looked to Applejack. "I'm gonna go get her cleaned up and padded... Think you can strip her bed?" She huffed.

"Might as well toss this mattress and get her a new one with waterproof sheets at this point...." I nodded and went into the bathroom and set her down only to leave her there and go grab a towel and her diapers as well as some powder. I heard Big Mac tromp heavily up the stairs with Winona hot on his heels just as I was heading into the bathroom. He looked a bit panicked but I closed the door behind me and looked back to Scoot who was already stripping herself down. I sighed.

"Havent heard a scream like that for a while.... everything okay Scoot....?" She sniffled as I handed her the towel, shaking her head. "What happened? Have another nightmare about falling while flying?" She shook her head again and looked to me.

A few sobs escaped as she covered herself with the towel. "...I... I thought I heard a bear.... another Ur... Ursa minor...." She said. "...It... it made me wet my bed...." I sighed.

"There's no bears around here... and definitely no Ursa Minor... Trust me we'd be out of here a lot earlier with some warning.... Pretty sure Twilight did something to alert us to magical creatures near the outer edge to Everfree so Ponyville would have time to Evac. Now... Wanna lie down so I can pad you up?" She blushed and nodded wiping a tear from her eye. "..... I'd honestly hate to see you if one did come around... but... dont worry... big brother isnt gonna let anything happen to you.... You gonna be okay?" She shrugged as I got the diaper ready under her. "...We're here for you Scoot... Nothing's gonna happen..." Just then a chill just went down my spine... Like... Like it just got extremely cold all of a sudden. I looked over my shoulder hesitantly grabbing the powder.

"...I...Is everything okay... R-R-Ry...?" I looked back to her.

"Uh... Yeah yeah... Forgot to grab you new clothes...." I quickly powdered her up and tabbed her up before just getting up and hurrying back to her room with her soaked clothes.

Applejack was just getting finished stuffing Scootaloo's sheets into her hamper and Big Mac was just getting Scoots mattress all raised up on the wall. Applejack smiled a bit as I stuffed the clothes in with the sheets. "Is the little darlin' okay?" She asked.

"She's good just... she thought there was a bear around. Damn near scared us into a heart attack huh AJ?"

Big Mac huffed. "Lucky you.... I wasnt so lucky with that... Scared me into pissing myself...." He said. Me and Applejack met each others gaze confused. Then back to him. Big Mac was wearing sweat pants and a hoodie. He pulled his sweats down to around knee level and he was wearing a freaking soaked diaper. "Glad I nabbed this one and neither of ya noticed until now... and that I took until tonight to put it on.... Other wise I'd be stripping my bed down too...." He pulled his pants up. "Now why dont you two get on back to bed? I'll finish up here..." I nodded and started raiding Scootaloo's drawers for new pajama pants and a new shirt before walking out with Applejack and into the bathroom. She helped me get my sister dressed and even carried her back to our bed.

Applejack just looked to me as she lied down with Scootaloo. "You coming to bed?" She asked as I was going over to the window, grabbing my pants off the floor.

I huffed. "Nah... Not yet... Just gonna sit up on the roof..." I said opening the window. "Her screaming got the adrenaline pumping... Gotta calm down a bit but I'll be back in bed before you know it.... Might give Gilda a call and talk to her if I can...." Applejack yawned reaching over and grabbing my phone off the charger tossing it to me. I caught it barely.

"Gonna need that if you're wanting to talk with her.... now go on and get out there... just try not to be too loud... wouldnt wantcha keeping us up... mainly this little filly here...." She gave Scootaloo a quick kiss on the forehead... she looked tired but... she was looking at me... worried. I turned back to the bed and knelt down at my side.

"Everything's okay Scoot... I'm not going far.... Just go back to sleep... AJ's here to protect you and Big Mac isnt gonna let anything get to us..." Applejack grabbed my sister cuddling her.

"Just go on now sugar cube... I got her from here...." I gave a smile and kissed my sister on her forehead before heading back to the window, opening it and flying out and up to the roof.

I landed on the roof and sat down just looking out... The air was still, cool and the night sky was a beautiful deep blue with stars sparkling even though the sun was just below the horizon. I sighed taking out my phone and just looked around as I started going through my phone contacts. I had that feeling someone was watching me... but it didnt seem like Mythic... he would've made himself known. I took a deep breath and huffed pulling up Gilda's contact and starting the call. I waited a moment listening to the buzzing. Then a click. "Dweeb...calling this early...?" I hear Gilda ask. "...Lucky I was already up... what's up?"

I huffed. "Not much.... Scootaloo scared the shit out of everyone screaming..." I said softly. "She thought there was a bear. And... I just... I got a feeling in my bones that I cant shake..."

"Wait wait... arent you getting married later tonight?"

"Yeah... but this isnt anything normal... I'm not getting cold feet I swear but... shit... I'm a bit freaked out by something but I dont know what...."

"And youre sure youre not paranoid....? I mean... stallions do get nervous on the day of their wedding but this is ridiculous..."

"Gil I swear I'm not paranoid. Something really just feels wrong!" Gilda sighed.

"Okay... I'll give you the benefit of the doubt... You're tired and that you're starting to believe that there is a bear or something running around your house.... Just... I dont know take a deep breath, piss yourself and calm down. Maybe uh.... maybe send me a soggy sag pic if you can... I'm uh... I'm kinda wanting something to get my juices flowing if ya catch my drift." I huffed.

"Okay but just know its only gonna be me and AJ at the after party so its just doing the horizontal mambo... Might see if Celestia cant section something off somewhere for us... maybe tell who ever is there that its a wedding photoshoot but.... it wont be...."

"Can it! Piss! Now!" I huffed....

"Well someone's definitely horny.... Just... Give me a minute okay?" I admit I'm surprised I didnt piss myself when Scootaloo screamed but I did have a few drinks earlier in the day and maaay not have went potty before bed... I seriously wasnt holding to wake up wet I swear. I stood up and being the naughty colt I am I actually started a video call with her and flew down to the family truck and I just looked to my phone as I sat down. She was naked almost... but her tits were hanging out of her bra and she was touching herself. So wet from what I saw in the light of her room. I shushed her and dropped my pants turning on the light on the front facing camera before just kicking my pants aside before kneeling down onto them setting the phone against the side of the truck bed. God the look in her eyes and the way she licked her beak as I just started crinkling my padding around and pulling up my shirt to have her see the brim of the crinkly underwear and patted my crotch a bit before taking a deep breath and sighing. Holy shit did it just start coming out fast... I was sure she could hear the hissing because of the face she made and the best part? She could see it stain. Yeah... nothing but soda and tea all day. I felt it just start sagging and I could hear the it pool at the bottom of the soaking diaper. And just like that she came and is it bad I saw the stream when she squirted? She tried keeping her moan silent but she sighed starting to lick her talons for the camera. "Better?"

"Yeah... I... I had to go so bad but... I needed to get off too... I... I think I'm gonna...." Aaand she passed out. I could hear her piss pooling below her before I cut the call. I quickly put my pants back on and flew back up to the window and slowly climbed in before closing it softly. I looked to the bed and sighed seeing both Scootaloo and Applejack asleep. Just hurried to the bathroom, cleaned myself off, rubbed one out and just got back to bed after putting a fresh one on. And yes I washed my hands. Dont want my sister or my soon to be wife smelling piss and spunk on my hand.

I woke up about a few hours later and surprisingly felt well rested. No Scootaloo or Applejack in bed so I just felt content. I sighed getting up knowing what I had to do. I got out of my pajamas.... may have gone again in the diaper before getting rid of my diaper in a corner bin with a lid. Lucky us that rids us of smell... if we close the lid fast enough. Well... I got into something that wasnt pajamas. Jeans, a nice button up and sneakers. Might as well feel comfortable before slipping into a monkeysuit. As I exited the room and went for the stairs I saw Big Mac just coming from the kitchen with a few peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. He looked up at me as I descended into the living room. "There he is... Sleep well?" He asked. I nodded. "Good... Wancha to be awake later so you dont go and fall asleep at the damn altar."

I sighed. "Yeah... Dont wanna have that happen trying to say my 'I Do's' and I'm falling asleep standing up..." I said giving a sigh. "Where were we a few years ago?" I watched him take a bite of his sandwich and huff downing a glass of milk he had sitting by.

"Few years ago? I was helping you move back in with your parents... Week later... it happened... After that we get our truck back, you're back in AJ's arms and nary a problem to your name.... next thing I know you're sleeping with my sister, helping out in the orchard... Just.... Doing shit... Panicking about your parents and shit... Just be lucky AJ nor the girls are here to hear us talk about that... Scoot would be making sure you aint still hung up on something that happened long ago, 'Bloom would be uncomfortable and AJ? Yeah she'd be on your side with this but she'd be kinda uncomfortable with it... thinks you might slip back into your uh... 'regressive' state." I sighed.

"Well I'm not gonna... Not after everything we've been through... I seriously have gone through terrorist attacks, gunshot wounds, and a fire that burnt down the house I grew up in... and later tonight... I'm getting married to your sister... I... I honestly couldnt have asked for a better family to be married into.... even better friends surrounding us, supporting me and everyone just picking me back up when I fall down..." I threw my arm around him. "Thanks for being there for me dude..." He gave me a smile.

"You're welcome. Always there for ya. Glad this didnt have to be a shotgun wedding... all on accounts you didnt knock my sister up and wanna run off and that I dont even have my shotgun... Hopefully we can find a new one for the family protection." I huffed.

"Well sorry that it got stuck in an evidence locker. I dont think I can get it out but can we just... I dont know, relax? Might need a bit of food before we head off and meet Twilight for how the day is gonna plan out... I mean... Rarity is helping AJ with her dress right now right? And that takes all day! Especially with Rarity. She's gotta alter, realter, add things and even keep trying to make it fit perfectly for Applejack to wear."

"You know Rarity... Gotta make sure everything is perfect. Especially with her clients dresses and when it comes to wedding dresses she's gonna have to make it the way she wants it and how it suits her clients. Lucky you she got your tux done early... if she'd've made you late to your own damn funeral if she did take her time on it"

And then we heard a laugh that just gave us a heart attack causing us to stand up and looking behind us. There we saw Twilight standing there in her royal dress on the steps leaning on the railing. "Sorry guys. Just needed to drop in, make sure nopony's thinking about running!" She said glancing at me. I gave a sigh as Big Mac coughed up a chewed piece of sandwich he kinda choked on.

"Well at least use the door and knock before we know we could've run!" Shit my heart was pounding... Last time someone startled me I pissed my pants... I was sitting against a tree by the road, Applejack snuck up on me and there goes the cider into my pants and she had to walk me back to the house holding my hand and help me wash up when I was crying. Lucky I had already gone before I came down here. Twilight chuckled a bit.

"Sorry boys. Someone seemed to have left the window open upstairs and I could swear someone was in their room but I guess not." She glared at me a bit. I just blushed... I maaaaay have left the window open a crack because closing it all the way meant i would've had to slam it because it likes to get stuck an inch and a half down. Didnt wanna do that. I huffed.

"Well I'll fix it when we can take down this wall! Only way to do that is take the window out but taking that out would mean half the house would come down with it."

"Well that's something you're gonna have to deal with down the line. As for now why dont you boys get what you can to eat and come with me? We've got stuff to do." I sighed and went to the kitchen. Grabbed a granola bar and chocolate protein milk bottle from the fridge. Big Mac just tried to eat the rest of his sandwiches before running into his room to get dressed. Came out in jeans, sneakers, a white teeshirt under a black button up, opened.

We walked out into the orchard and just looked up. Sun was shining, birds singing and... it just felt like a day I'd enjoy almost forgetting about the trouble last night. She had a guard truck waiting nearby but I just... I couldnt shake the feeling of someone watching me.... I stopped just as Big Mac and Twilight climbed into the truck and looked around. Even looked to the sky and saw a hawk flying around way above... Even back at the house. Nothing. "You coming Ryder?" I hear Big Mac ask. I looked to the hawk again and shuttered getting in. Big Mac and Twilight looked to me weirdly as I sat in the seat across from them. "You good there? Lookin' like you're paranoid about something!"

I huffed. "I-I'm fine.... Just taking one last look at things as an unwed stallion... I know I'm coming back here but as a stallion who's got a beautiful wife!" I said smiling nervously. He huffed.

"Sure... I'll choose to believe that... Just sit back and relax dude. You're gonna be good."

Twilight gave a sigh as I closed the door and we just turned about in the truck. "Alright first up on the list, we need to pick up the suit you're gonna be wearing. Buuuut since Rarity has it we're gonna have to blindfold you just so you dont see Applejack. And I know you're gonna take a peak so its gonna be me getting it while Big Mac makes sure you just keep your eyes shut."

i huffed. "Why? I'm not gonna-" I said but she cut me off by holding my mouth shut with her magic.

"Yyeeeaahh... we both know thats bullshit... Last time we told you not to look at something, you spoiled your own birthday presents." Yeah... I was too excited and spoiled a new Gems and Metallicolt album... But then again they kinda made it obvious asking where the radio was. I just huffed and rolled my eyes. She released my mouth and huffed. "Now you're going to sit there, entertain yourself and wait. I dont wanna have to cuff you just to wait out your wedding."

"And you wont. I promise I'll be on my best behavior. Maybe you'll deal with a bitch and a moan but maybe a few times. Just.... Do what you can?" She nodded.

"I guess I will and what I can be a lot because you know what the girls and I went through for this."

"And I thank you for this princess. Just... Lets just get this done." She nodded and we just relaxed listening to some classic rock and some hippie rock. We stopped at Rarity's and I stayed with Big Mac as Princess Twilight went in to retrieve my suit. As we waited again I felt watched... I started to look around only to notice a pony across the street, leaning against the pole looking at the guard truck. I just... I felt highly uncomfortable. The pony was an earth pony mare, gold coat, bronze looking mane and wearing exercise clothing. Big Mac grabbed me and lied me down on the seat.

He huffed. "Dammit... dont be getting curious now boy...." He said. "Just quiet down, relax and shit... Just uh... keep your mouth away from that zipper... Get me?" I blushed and nodded. This was when panic was setting in. My heart started racing a bit but I kept down and at least looked calm.

I just lied there, listened to the music playing on the radio but it didnt help. I heard the front door of the truck open before shutting a moment after and the door to the passenger area open. I jumped a bit expecting the pony to be rushing in because she got the guard but it was just Twilight. I played it off best I could. As she sat back down she sighed. "There. Suits in the front seat, guard is gearing up to head off to the castle to relax." She said. "Maybe get our manes done and probably a shower to be fresh at the wedding." She looked to us as the truck lurched forward. I looked around quickly and saw nothing of the mare staring at the truck. "Maybe you two can play some of the games Luna left at the castle to strengthen your bond as brothers."

Big Mac chuckled pulling me in close. "Nah. Me an' Ry here are closer than two tangled wires." He said. "Almost inseparable unless you took the time to pry us apart." He looked to me. "Aint that right?" I smiled nervously and nodded. Twilight just looked to me questionably as we started off in the truck again.

"Is everything alright with you? You've been acting weird since we picked you up at the house!"

I gave a little chuckle. "I'm fine! I'm fine! Really! I swear i'm not nervous or anything! Perfectly fine!" I said. She huffed.

"...If you say so... Just... talk with us if there's something wrong. Maybe you need a drink?" She didnt even wait for an answer. Just slammed her fist down on the seat having a small cooler pop up in between our seat. I grabbed a bottle of cola not seeing my Senor Salt anywhere... didnt wanna drink it anyways on account of AJ's allergies. If she had a major reaction due to me drinking some or she just grabbed the wrong can from the fridge (she drinks cola by the by and both cans are a blueish tint) and we have to take her to the hospital it would really kill me. Like no joke I have a fear of her throat closing up all because I either had my soda or she drank the wrong thing and if it happened, heart attack inbound.

"Y-yeah... Just... just need a drink is all...." I cracked it open and took a sip. Tasted good, bubbles went down kinda hard almost like razor blades scratching my throat. I capped it and clutched it leaning on Big Mac. There was something following me but... I just couldnt pinpoint what or who...I kept looking out the window at things that passed. Sugarcube corner, the old treebrary site, even a little playground as well as the school yard. We listened to more music. Songbird Seranade and Coloratura as well as some Sapphire Shores. Weird fact: AJ knows Coloratura. I doubt it sometimes but always kept being the same story. Almost never lies either. Havent been introduced yet but definitely waiting on that day.

As we pulled into the castle at the garage I saw a group of ponies... they just looked like tourists taking pictures of the castle but one just... she just didnt seem right. Staring at the truck. Oh it made me just go panicking hard. I just grabbed onto Big Mac and hugged him tight. He just looked at me hugging me back confused. "The hell is going on with you Ry?" He asked. "Is getting married scaring you this much?" I didnt answer. "God dammit..." He looked to Twilight. "Glad he's got his tags on but he really needs to lay off! Mind helping me ?" She huffed and used her magic prying me off and holding me to the seat.

She made me look at her and she didnt look happy. "Now Ryder... We're gonna stop soon... when I let you go, follow my orders and I wont have guards detain you until the time of your wedding... Understood?" She asked. I whimpered a bit. "Ryder... We're not letting you ruin this... Both Big Mac and I know some way to ruin your life if you ruin this day... Not only would we ruin your life someone else will to... we all would...."

"Eeyup. Dont want it to be a shotgun wedding but I'm sure Twilight will look the other way if I borrow a gun and make ya marry my sister like you've been wanting to do this whole time!" I just started breathing heavily feeling scared, light headed and I even broke out in a sweat... I couldnt move because of Twilight's magic which made things worse. Their words went quiet and all I heard was my breathing and my heart beat. Well... Until I just blacked out. My stress was just up that high, that I blacked out. I was thrown into a dreamscape where it was just the apocalypse. I was outside a church, broken, the bell still chiming slowly. As if it were a funeral. I was dressed in a suit, destroyed by what ever cataclysm went on. All I saw were storm clouds overhead and a wasteland around. I tried running away only to hear a shotgun blast having the shell hit by my feet.

I stopped and looked back and saw Applejack in her wedding dress just looking pissed... She was holding the shotgun that was shot off and it scared the hell out of me. She approached me cocking the gun. "And where the HELL do you think you're going....?" She asked aiming the gun. I just put my hands up and stammered a bit just slowly stepping closer. She huffed and tossed the gun towards me but she threw it over me. I could've caught it but I was pushed towards her but stopped just feet from her as another shot rang out from behind me landing just between us. I looked back and just saw Big Mac in his suit aiming the gun at me.

"You're gonna marry her aintcha!? I didnt wanna have to make this a shotgun wedding but ya forced my hand!" Applejack pushed me towards him and I stopped dead center hearing all sorts of guns cock. I looked back and saw Applejack with her friends aiming different kinds of guns at me. Pinkie had her party canons, Fluttershy had a sniper, Dash had some SMG's, Rarity had a fancy looking double barrel shotgun with a bunch of different designs on it. White grip and golden barrel. Twilight had dual wield pistols and Applejack had another gun again.... This one scared me more... Mini gun. All spooled up.

Next thing I know more guns cock behind me. Shining and a full platoon of guards surround me, assault rifles aimed at me, some in soldiers uniforms, some in guard armor, some in swat gear. Some faces I even knew. Pepper, Rouge, and even Shadow but... he was a changeling... reality he's Rocky but in this dream it was Shadow but he had all the detail of a changeling. Just then a nuke went off blinding all of us, vaporizing some of the generic guards...That nuke stopped exploding and just sucked itself back up yet everyone else faded leaving me to drop to my knees. The guns clattered to the ground, getting consumed by the dust. I started hacking and wheezing. A shadow passed over me before landing in front of me. I looked up to see Princess Luna wearing a dress ready for a wedding. She sighed picking me up and hugging me. "My... that was a bit much...." She said. "Arest thou alright Ryder? That didnt look like anything good that I saw... glad I came just in time... That nuke would've thrown me out of the dream and woke you up... What has you thinking like this?"

I stammered a bit and she shushed me. I took deep breaths as she calmed me. Shushing me. It took me a minute to be able to speak. "...Th-there's someone following me... someone or something... I... I cant tell but... I can feel them watching me!" I said. "This... this is supposed to be a good day... b-but... I... I just feel someones eyes crawling on my back.... Watching my every move...." She hummed.

"So its a trust issue huh... Would it make you feel better if I beefed up security around? It wouldnt be just for your wedding area but for your person as well. Bodyguards perhaps like us Princess get?" I thought about it... hesitantly nodded. "Alright... Now... do you wish to pick them out for yourself or do you trust Twilight to assign them to you? Or perhaps myself?"

"T...Twilight's choice... please... I... I dont think I can make a call stressed out like this..." She nudged me off a bit and looked me in the eye giving me a smile.

"You're going to be fine Ryder... We're happy you're doing something to better your life... finding someone to settle down with... Some place to call home..." She released me. "We're still here to help Ryder... You know that, we know that... in case anything comes up please let us know... Now I'll see you later... Time to wake up... we'll see you soon." I nodded but before she did anything I hugged her once more. She hugged me back, kissed my forehead and started making things fade.

When I woke up I found myself stripped down to my boxers. It was mine and AJ's combined room. It was dimmed to just where I could see everything. My clothes were folded up nicely along with my shoes and a note. I grabbed the note and turned on the light next to the bed where my clothes were. I looked at the note. It was from Twilight.

'Ryder,

I brought you to your room to sleep for a bit after you passed out. Probably wasnt right to panic you in any way because of this day. I told Princess Celestia and Luna about this, Luna went to check on you. Me and Big Mac went to wash up for a bit, not sure if you need it but its recommended from me for studies that warm showers and music relax you. Someone is posted outside your door just in case you need someone to look for me or Big Mac. Food will be provided as well as well as nausea meds in case of nervous stomach. But in all due respect Ryder I apologize for getting restrictive with this. I've put so much work on this wedding it's gonna hurt to know you dont wanna go through with this and ruin all our hard work... Just please... pull through with this for me, for the girls... even AJ... You should've seen her getting her dress on but then again that's bad luck... dont blame me for believing in that stuff... blame Pinkie for making me believe that stuff more. But she looked happy, excited. And just all around beautiful. As I'm writing this I'm getting misty eyed... both fearing this was all for nothing and that this will go through as normal. Basically being my brother at his own wedding... and how I think he'd be at mine. Maybe just come find me after you wake up. See you soon.

-Twilight.'

I huffed and started getting dressed back in my clothes. I felt calmer than earlier. Was I just being panicked by getting married? Was AJ gonna tell me I was only gonna be after her tail? Not someone elses? What was it about everything that made me scared? Those were the things I thought about as I walked down the hall with the guard leading me to Twilight. Just took a while, guard didnt say much. Only saluted me when I greeted him and just started leading me to Twilight as I asked. When we found her she was in her study. She was wearing jeans, socks and a black short sleeved shirt. She looked up from her book and smiled as I dismissed the guard. "Good... You're awake... Big Mac and I were worried we'd have to cancel or postpone the wedding for a while..." She said. "You alright?"

I sighed giving a little nod. "Yeah... I... I should be okay..." I said sitting in an open chair across the desk from her. "I just... I did speak with Luna... did she call you at all after you talked with her the first time?" She nodded.

"Yeah. Told me to help you choose bodyguards so you dont flip out like that again... Told me you were having trust issues, feeling like someone was going to ruin your day. That true?" I nodded. "Well from what I've read that's surprisingly normal...." She pointed to the cover of her book. 'Mixed feelings of ones wedding day- The Psychology of prewed ponies'. No surprise she'd have a book on this. "This book tells me common facts that revealed under stress such as lack of sleep, paranoia and fear of being rejected and left at the altar, all of those would trigger something in you to be afraid of getting married. With reinforcement such as your bodyguards should help you get that fear to repress itself so you'd feel a lot better until after this thing is over. That and music. As well as a quick urination session if you're interested in diapering up or just up and pissing your pants and if you're too scared to go I can go too I guess. Just uh... gotta find some place good for that." I huffed.

"I dont know... last thing I wanna do is wet my pants on my wedding day... Even though I've gone and peed my pants on my birthday... and AJ's... Yet AJ wanted me to... i swear!" She chuckled a bit getting up from her chair.

"Well that's too bad... I actually thought for sure you'd at least want to! I mean... AJ's birthday? That's been a while hasnt it? You dont have anything in the tank to let loose? Feel the warmth run down your legs to feel babied at least once when someone washes you and maybe diapers you up? Hm?" I had to admit it has been four months since I've gone and pissed my pants willingly... give or take a few accidents... and I did feel like I had to go. I looked back at the door seeing it shut. I looked to Twilight.

"Okay well... maybe I can... if it helps calm me down... Maybe... I dont know... take me somewhere away from expensive books and linen? I dont wanna get any princess things smelling like urine...." She got up and took my hand.

"Well come on. I've actually got a room for that set up just in case someone we know is piss drunk. Especially Gilda and last I checked I know you like seeing Gilda pissing her pants... Did I tell you I took pictures when she was here? So drunk she didnt care!" I blushed a bit as she started leading me out the door. "And dont worry... I asked AJ if I'd be able to do anything with you after your 'nap' to help you calm down and she said she'd look the other way on what's done." I hummed a bit taking my hand back as we closed the door behind us.

"Well before we do? How do I like it?" She looked to me and smiled a bit.

"Snug but not too tight around the waist and your hay burger spicy. With BBQ sauce and jalapenos and/or habanero peppers."

"Good..." I took her hand again. We made a quick surefire way to tell if someone's a fake after my trip to the Crystal Empire to have Cadence help me with the proposal. We have a set of questions to ask and we can only ask one and each question has multiple answers that have to be said otherwise guards get called in to throw up a magic suppression field that works on changelings and yes- it works because we had Shining bring Rocky and test it. Tested it on one room and that was with me, Cadence, Twilight and Rocky. No other guards knew she was a changeling. "Have you.... done something like this recently? To have a room set up for us just in case we were so drunk we peed our pants? Or even wet the bed?" She sighed.

"Few weeks ago I decided to have a drink with Pinkie and Gilda, Gilda decided to challenge us, Pinkie passed out, I nearly out drank her but tapped out after four shots and she just kept going and well... how do you think I got those pics?" I hummed. "Yeah... But I just decided that's just gonna be a temporary super drunk tank. Still figuring out what to do with it so we dont have to keep changing sheets on the bed or mop up piss puddles... or vomit... Lucky me I took those pics before I lost it...."

"Yeah... Someone should've warned you Gilda has had so many drinks alcohol content isnt a word to her until she wakes up with a hang over the next day. I've seen that girl down half a bottle of whiskey and a third of a bottle of rum before passing out. Only certain brands she can drink for a while but she can drink. And uh... maybe send those pics to my phone? I want something for when nobody's home and I'm feeling a bit frisky." She sighed.

"Oh Ryder... Libido like a rabbit. I'm surprised Luna doesnt have to shower off after doing a dream walk." She lead me all the way to a bedroom with a stripped bed and a pile of towels in the corner as well as a shelf with diapers and a chest of drawers. Six drawers, three on the left and right. Three on the left labeled mares with sizes, stallions on the right also labeled with sizes and a hamper in the corner furthest from the bed which looked like it had waterproof sheets on it. "Well here we are.... coulda sworn we had some blankets to put on it but I guess not. But I dont think we're gonna need that." I closed the door and made sure it was locked. I looked to her as she went over to the wall. "Need a drink to get started?" She leaned against the wall and punched it only to yelp as the ground shot up from under her having the edge of the cooler that appeared right under her feet! She teleported to me and hugged me scared but not before I heard a hissing sound, Twilight whimper and a little pitter patter on the floor. I kinda nudged her off a bit still keeping her close only to look down and see she was peeing her pants. I looked her in her face and saw tears in her eyes and her just blushing.

"Forgot where that new cooler was?" She nodded as the pitter patter stopped slowly. "You wanna get changed? I think I'll be fine trying it myself but... Kinda need to get my shoes off too..." She sniffled and nodded.

"...I just... I was only gonna go if you did... j-just to make you feel better...." I kicked my shoes off to the side narrowly missing her before bringing her in close.

"It's okay... You didnt have to but... thank you anyways...." I gave her a little kiss on the cheek and broke off. "Why dont you put a towel down and dry up your puddle? I think I'll be fine by myself. Just need to fuel up for a few so... yeah..." She sniffled, nodded and just went for the pile of towels grabbing a few and throwing one of them over to me. I caught it and set it down soaking up her puddle before she teleported away leaving me alone. I sighed starting to grab a bottle or two of water and just cracked them open downing them. Only had to drink three before I felt the huuuuuge urge to go. I grabbed four towels and unfolded them to where they were half and just piled them on top of one another before standing on them, curling my toes, feeling the towels under me before just taking my phone from my pocket, making sure my pockets were empty before just starting to relax. Took maybe a second or two just to get a full stream going... hoohohohhohoooooo.... my bladder loved me, I shivered as I felt it start running down my legs... Even closed my legs together and pulled my shirt like I was trying to hide it and bit my lip a bit acting all embarrassed. Oh it felt like it took a few minutes for me to fully empty but as I was just slowing down I felt my phone vibrate a few times in my hand. I took a look and all I saw was 'Princess Twilight sent you some pics!' I opened them up and... My god if I wasnt already hard from wetting my pants this would've done it. What I saw? Three pictures of a drunk and lewd Gilda and... one of a naked Twilight teasing me with wet panties and her tits with the caption: For you General... Even had a little blushie face on it. I just dropped my pants right there, took my soggy socks off and just started to rub a load out into a few other towels... Oooooh my god it felt so good... The one that made this happen? Gilda, pants down, fingering herself, tits hanging out, ass being eaten out by Pinkie and Gilda just pissing on the bed. The others? Topless gilda in pissy wet pants and the other just flashing the camera.

I cleaned up a bit, grabbed a new pair of underwear and pants and even had a passing guard get me some socks while i cleaned up a bit more making sure to put my soiled pants on top of the hamper now stuffed with towels. When I left with new socks and shoes I met up with Twilight who introduced me to a bodyguard detail comprised of three guards in black suits. Honestly didnt think much of them. Talked with them, mostly to them the whole time. Got food, showered, and went on our way to Canterlot. While we were at the chapel I was thrown into a room by myself to freshen up a little, and just relax with a little music. At this point I was excited to even get married... thought I was psyching myself out for nothing... well... until my guard detail knocked at the door. I opened the door and one forced me back closing the door while the others stood guard. I gave him a questionable look... until his two sets of eyelids blinked revealing some blue compound eyes. "Surprise!" He said before just spraying me with a weird mist from his mouth. I was about to say something but.... I couldnt... I quickly grew weak and stumbled around a bit feeling dizzy before just.... passing out.

From there I dont know what happened until I woke up hours later... Smelt like I was in a sewer but I couldnt see anything. My vision was all fuzzy but it felt like there was something over my face. Only to hear a laugh... one I've heard once before. "Wakey wakey GENERAL!" A raspy feminine voice said.

I coughed a bit clearing my throat and spitting something to the side... didnt feel like phlegm but something close. "Wh-who are you? Where am I?" I asked. Fuck I felt thirsty. Shit just felt gross. I kinda turned a bit but couldnt move my arms... they were held out to the side with something rough and even my legs were held apart. I was stuck. The raspy voice laughed.

"Oh you should know who I am... and where we are? I suppose it wouldnt hurt to tell you since you cant do anything...." I felt a hand brush my chin, gently caressing my jaw. "We're under Canterlot... few miles from where we picked you up you delicate little pony... Another marriage broken and this one.... this one nopony knows anythings wrong... well... hopefully if nopony came looking for you... but if they did where would they even look?" The hand released my jaw and made its way to my cheek before ripping something from my face. It hurt because of how it pulled some of my mane. I was blinded by a weird light. Greenish but still looked as if it lit up the room normally. I groaned having my head ache from the light, lack of something to drink and what ever I was hit with sticking in my nose, my mouth and my lungs making it hurt to breathe. "What's wrong? Someone need something?" I coughed a bit which made everything hurt. Maybe a drink perhaps?" I nodded. Yeah I was captured but I needed something to drink BADLY.

"...J... Just wash this shit out of my face... it burns my eyes... my nostrils... my fucking throat...." I coughed more. The mare gave a raspy laugh.

"Ah... Pheromones still in effect... Be lucky my drones get us fresh water.... sewer swill will only get us so far and few drones have already gotten sick because of it..." I could hear the crinkle of a plastic water bottle before feeling cool liquid run down my face. I opened my eyes to wash the burn out, I even tilted my head up to drink a little bit as well and oh my god it felt like heaven. Only part I didnt like? Actually being able to open my eyes and seeing Queen Chrysalis standing in front of me with a few bottles of water on a very worn table and an empty one in her hand. I gave a bit of a scream seeing Chrysalis and cowered shutting my eyes again. She tossed the bottle aside in an underground maintenance area from what I saw and gave a huff. "Oh come now... Is that any way to greet your queen? Fear and disdain towards me? I've treated you nicely so far! I've kept you safe from the other drones who wished to do you harm, I've even given you water such as you asked to wash your eyes and your gullet and I even let you keep your clothes! I adore a stallion in a suit like yours... Such militaresque... Unique for a stallion like you and even your superior..." Oh yeah... didnt mention the suit I had. Military like. Black suit, gold sash under the jacket , grey button up underneath, nice and comfortable dress shoes and black dress pants as well as a few pins on the lapel of the jacket, one being my insignia for rank and the other a symbol of the Equestrian empire. Real good of me to tell you the suit I was wearing while in captivity but... yeah...

"P... Please... let me go! I need to get back to my wife... my sister... th-they're freaking out right now! Guards are probably swarming looking for me!" Chrysalis approached and grabbed my face forcing me to face her. Didnt wanna look at her ugly mug just keeping my eyes closed.

"You dont need them... all you need is me. Being married to royalty is better than some farm hand... Do you want to be treated like royalty or do you want to be a pitiful farmer shoveling shit from animals? Picking corn and being considered an incestuous hillbilly? I bet your wife has seen more of her family naked than you have her!" I opened my eyes and quickly tried to bite her knowing damn well I could only move my head. I narrowly missed her fingers. She grinned a bit. "Feisty as ever... even after a blast of pheromones..." I spat in her face.

"LET ME GO YOU FUCKING BUG!" And right there is where she wiped off the loogie I spat onto her and just wiped it on me before back handing me and punching me a couple times making my tags reveal themselves I convulsed so hard.

"I've been civil with you General... I've given you things when asked, I've tried talking but now you have me resort to violence? And here I thought this is something you've wanted! To be civil! Talk it out but no! You've had to make me hit you!" She punched me once more in the jaw. I spat once more just avoiding her. Tasted blood. I looked to Chrysalis and smiled a bit.

"Damn... Bug bitch got a fucking hook..." An idea came to my head... my hurting throbbing head. "My queen... perhaps we could do something over a little wager and I'm sure you've got your reasons but just hear me out on this!" She grabbed a water bottle and cracked it open taking a sip.

"Do go on... I'll listen but if I dont like what I hear i'm gonna get some friends of mine to keep that pretty mouth shut..." She glanced on her shoulder and there was a spider crawling on her shoulder. I kinda jumped a bit and turned my head away.

"I-I will just... please... send your uh... 'f-f-friends' away... They make me nervous and I'm sure you dont want this room smelling worse than it already does..." She looked to the spider and just made a little bit of a disturbing clicking with her mouth and it hopped off her shoulder towards a metal door with a hole in it and it just crawled out. Few others crawled from hidden places and went out the little hole too. She looked back to me.

"There. They're gone. Now... talk." I cleared my throat a bit.

"Well... I... I want to play a little bit of a game with you. We take turns hitting each other, probably in the arm or somewhere that wont effect performance, if it hurts the one who was hit they take off an article of clothing starting small. Each hit could get bigger results or gain no results. If you get me naked first, I'll sleep with you and do as you ask. If I get you naked? I go free. No trouble from your drones. Agreed?" I could see her think.

"So... If i win, you're my brood stallion and slave.... but if you win... you get to go... And if you do win how can i trust you to not tell the guard about the hive?"

"You have my word. If I go free, I blame local crime like I just stepped outside for a breather and was held at gunpoint to be kidnapped. So... Do we have a deal?" I saw her grin a bit.

"Deal... Hands where I can see them when I release you alright?" I nodded. She came closer and grabbed at the... stuff holding my hands together ripping them each with one hand. I fell to the floor going to my knees making her back up a bit. She knelt down and ripped the stuff from around my feet and helped me up. "Here. Sit down for a moment, get something to drink... I'll give you a few moments to get your strength back. Only so we can do this properly..." She was falling for it hook line and sinker. I just wasnt leading on. I grabbed some water that wasnt already drank or dirty. I drank maybe half the bottle before I got up from where I was feeling a bit better and cracking my knuckles and stressing.

"So... Do you wanna go first or do you want me to go first?" She smiled a bit.

"You issued this... you go first..." I nodded and punched her. Didnt even full force it but made it seem like I did. "Nothing. My turn... plaything..." I got ready as she cracked her knuckles... ooh sounded as if she broke something with a shell. She wound up and hit me and it actually did hurt. I gave a little yelp and just started rubbing my arm kinda whining a bit. "Ha! Win for me..." She looked me over as I held my sore arm. Then her eyes locked on the shine of my tags. "Hm... How about those dog tags... They'd be better on a collar instead of that chain... that comes off first..." Yes. Yes there it was.... She grabbed hold of my tags and gave them a swift tug, breaking the chain. Now I know I said that the tags suppress my strength they dont. Its the chain COMBINED with the tags. Two tags, one with my cutie mark on one side, AJ's on the other, dash and Scootaloo's coat colors and medical info on the other. Once that came off... I gave the queen a quick shoulder check sending her against the wall. She dropped my tags and wheezed as she hit the ground. Knocked the wind right out of her. I grabbed the tags and shoved them in my pocket- surprisingly still having my phone- and looked to her giving a slight salute.

"I win! See ya never ya fuck! Time to crush some bugs!" I turned around and just rammed the door sending it off the hinges and into a few changeling drones. There were others that looked at me shocked before some started to swarm me. Punched each of them, roundhoused a few more and just scared a bunch more away as I started flying through the tunnels of the sewer. I kicked more and more changeling tail before stopping sensing something dangerous. Five seconds later after I knocked a drone out into the sewage, the roof above explodes sending debris, chunks of cement and stuff everywhere. And what I see drop down via rope? Big Mac, Shining, Soarin and... Mythic... my father.... Mythic the only one that wasnt in a suit. I landed on the side as Big Mac and Soarin started hacking at changelings as they swarmed us.

Mythic gave me a smile. "THERE YA ARE BOY! YOU'RE LATE FOR YOUR OWN WEDDING!" He yelled over the commotion. I quickly turned and sent a few changelings flying into another swarm knocking them out of the air.

"I KNOW! LETS GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! EVAC CANTERLOT AND EVICT THESE CHANGELINGS!"

Shining booted a few changelings and shot them with his pistol. "CANTERLOT IS ON LOCK DOWN! GOT GAURDS STATIONED AT EVERY SEWER ENTRANCE, EVEN ABOVE TO GET THESE GUYS OUT!" He yelled. "WE GOTTA GO! NOW!" He teleported out and Soarin flew out. I had to help both Mythic and Big Mac out and away from the hole as a group of unicorn guards used their magic on the hole. Not even a second later swarms of changelings just funneled out and started flying away from Canterlot, forced by magic. I sat down next to a guard truck with Big Mac and just watched this happen. Shining kinda helped using his magic. Soarin just kept his weapons ready for any strays.

Mythic looked to me leaning against the truck. "Your welcome. Damn near gave everyone a heart attack at your wedding." He said. "Wife's gone and broke down thinking you ran off, mother screamed when she saw me but... I saw what went on... None of those fuckers saw me... Thanks to my armor. Could get you a set of this just in case...."

I sighed as he knelt down. "Thanks... I guess... Just... Contact me later about that... I'm tired, hungry and just... Shit..." I said. He nodded and just disappeared. Big Mac kinda looked on shocked as he watched my father disappear right before his eyes. I looked to him. "Yeah... yeah me too..." It took maybe a good ten to fifteen minutes for the changelings to be expelled from the sewers. I had to see a medic to check me over, undergo the same test I had to do in the Crystal Empire. Exposed to concentrated love, answer questions about myself. Even screwed with me with a question. Asked me what my most hated color was and why it was. Seafoam green is my most hated color. It's just.... weird...

After that I went back and met with Shining who just hugged me. "Holy shit I didnt know what to think when you disappeared...." He said. "Half the church got talking... Even the princesses... They thought you ran out or were just nervous...Only until that guy who uh... called himself your father.... only until he came in and said you were taken.... thank celestia I know how that feels to be hit with Pheromones. Should be okay now."

"And hows Applejack? Is she okay?"

"Scared mostly. Big Mac was ready to gut you until he figured out through Mythic that you were taken. Had one of the guards radio in and tell AJ we found you... Maybe postpone the wedding until tomorrow... have a little private ceremony." I huffed.

"Yeah... Only trusted folks there... Family and you guys... Princesses too.... And that other we can trust..." I glanced at him. "Was she okay? You know who I'm talking about right?"

"Yeah... She was scared when we had to administer the test but Cadence and I vouched for her and even had her reveal herself to Luna and Celestia... sure they had her cuffed but Cadence stayed near to make sure they didnt do anything more."

"Wait they had her cuffed?" Shining nodded.

"Celestia's orders. Cadence had to have a shouting match with Celestia just to keep her out of guard control and be under hers." I huffed shivering thinking what could've been done to Rocky...

"Lets just go... I need to lie down... And... Can you contact Twilight to enchant another necklace for my tags? Make it easy to take off and maybe give it something that when I do take it off it doesnt keep the enchantment... Yknow just in case we get somewhere and I need to bust down a wall but still keep it on something tight enough to not just slip over my head... Lot to ask but she'd be able to do that right?" He nodded.

"Cadence and I will get the chain and you'll have it before tonight. Though... we might as well seclude you just for the enchantment to get done.... Yknow just to not to crush when cuddling someone... Got me?" I nodded. Honestly nothing much happened after that. We went back to Canterlot, I reunited with AJ and Scoot and mom and my god they were all freaking out.... Applejack actually cried even when Shining and Big Mac were trying to pry us apart and I told her everythings gonna be okay. I had to sleep in the same room as them, talk with them and just make sure they slept well.... Shining did however have to put a protective shield over me that only allowed me to come and go as I please just in case I needed to use the toilet or something... Scoot had a little accident but Aj changed her... But they slept soundly after. I did too. I just... I wish I knew what I missed.