(Actually, it's more of a spiritual sequel. This is an alternate universe where its a different writer who finds Adagio really, really sexy likes Adagio instead of Sunset.)

Honestly I was just about to give up.

I mean, it was starting to get creepy, you know? Who tries to ask the same girl out more than fifty times in a row? A creep, that's who. So yeah, I guess you're reading the words of a creep that really likes Adagio Dazzle. Yeah, I know-- You want to date 'The School's Greatest She-Jerk'? Yeah, I do. I knew the odds were against me when I first asked her, but I didn't know she'd persistent in saying no. Like, I figured that maybe she would eventually get bored of shooting me down in public and say yes just to get me to shut up. But nothing has changed since my first attempt...

Until yesterday.