The Strangest Burger Joint in Town
“The Greasy Slut”
That was what was on a large sign sitting above his head. The stallion played with a strand of his dark purple hair. He was a little nervous having never been to a restaurant like this, not that there really was anywhere similar to it. This place was undoubtedly one of the most unique restaurants in all of Equestria. Lotan didn’t know what to even expect from a place like this. Although based on everything he has heard about this place he knew he wanted it. He made up his mind and finally took a step towards the door to enter the restaurant.
Once he opened the doors he was treated to the well lit scene before him. The entire place looked very nice with clean white walls with a red stripe through the middle. The floors were a checkered tile with red and white squares. There were nice large red booths that made up most of the restaurant’s seating along with other tables with nice cushioned chairs filling out the space in between the rows of booths. The smell of the food was making its way right to his nose from the kitchen and it was an incredible smell of meat and hay on a grill. A beautiful unicorn waitress walked up to him.
“Right this way sir,” she said. She had a gorgeous violet coat with darker patches scattered around. Her nice purple mane was short and simple but was well kept. She motioned him to follow her to a table. He walked beside her noting her larger frame. The mare was rather chubby and Lotan took a glance at her large rump as she trotted in front of him. She went over to a table in the middle of the room and put a menu down for him.
Lotan sat down at the table. The chair was comfy but the table seemed absurdly large for just him sitting at it. The thing is, from what this place was known for it wasn’t as absurd as it would be anywhere else.
“Hello, my name is Violet, although you can call me Vivi. What would you like today?” Vivi smiled at him with a brilliant smile that was almost infectious.
He glances at the menu, immediately finding the item here that he had heard so much about: their signature dish at the Greasy Slut. “Could I have the Gut Killer Burger?” he said to the waitress.
She grinned at him “Is that all you would like?” she asked seductively.
He blushed “For, um, right now yes.”
“Alright I’ll get that right out to you.” she said before turning to trot away. Lotan watched her as she went to the back. She was swaying her large hips back and forth a lot more as she walked. Her tail was wagging as she moved, giving the stallion an excellent view of her incredibly round rump. After she went around to the back, Lotan started looking around the restaurant.
~~***~~
The stallion glanced over at some of the other waitresses in the restaurant. They seemed to enjoy the “service” they were giving. In one corner there was a large pink mare laying on the table. Her tail, which was split at the base and looped around to look like two rings, was just hanging off of it. Her form was taking up the entirety of the table and her belly alone was taller than the small stallion standing on top of her. He was a blue unicorn with a brown, unkempt mane and tail, carrying a gut buster burger in his magic. He appeared as if he was sinking into a pink waterbed while laying on top of her enormous gut. The stallion was lovingly smiling at her as he slowly brought the burger up to her lips.
The mare yawned her mouth open as she took took the burger in. She did not even take a bite of it, she swallowed the entire thing whole as the stallion guided it in with his magic. With a large gulp Lotan saw the burger disappear down her gullet. The only signs left of it was the large bulge traveling down her throat and adding to the massive gut. The stallion laid his head down and smiled as he listened to the gurgling of her belly. His hooves went to work rubbing her massive belly, squishing her rolls of fat as he moved his hooves around. He used his entire body to massage her gurgling stomach until she let out an incredibly large belch. The blue stallion took that as his cue to grab another burger off of the tray laying beside the table. Lotan could not even count the number of burgers left on the tray, but judging by the size of the stack the two seemed to be in for a long night.
‘I knew that here the mares ate the burgers but this is crazy’ Lotan thought to himself with a bit of a grin on his face.
~~***~~
Lotan took a look at the booth to the right of theirs to see a different kind of show going on. Spread eagle, which is the best way to put it, was a large griffin laying down on the table. He looked like he was one of the staff with his chef hat on his head but that was not the most striking thing about the griffin at the time. Between his legs was a stallion rutting the chef’s ass. The stallion was grey with a light green mane and an endless supply of stamina. He was pounding the griffins flank over and over with no end in sight.
On top the griffins belly was a small pegasus mare with a braided blue mane. Her lips were wrapped around the griffin’s cock with hints of his cum dripping from her lips. She was swallowing as much of his seed as she could judging by the large gulps and bulges traveling down her throat. Unfortunately for her there was still too much of his load shooting into her mouth, causing the rest to dribble out onto her lips.
His semen wasn’t the only thing the little mare had to worry about. The griffin had her hind hooves inside of his large beak. His tongue was snaking out of his mouth and slathering her thighs in his saliva. It slowly wrapped around one of her legs and started to pull her inside his waiting maw. The mare’s mouth slipped from around his cock causing it to unleash the last of his load into her face. She finally seemed to notice her predicament and tried to grab ahold of his cock with her flailing hooves. The chef’s gulps, it seems, were too powerful for her as she was dragged hoof-first down the griffin’s gullet. Her hind legs were starting to make a large bulge in the griffin’s throat as she squirmed and kicked. Lotan was blushing as he watched but he couldn’t look away.
All the while, the stallion she was with was still pounding the griffins flank. Now he was picking up his pace and from the expression on his face, Lotan was certain he was about to blow. He changed from small quick thrusts to large, forceful plunges into the chef’s rear. Eventually after his seemingly relentless assault on the massive, catlike flank some of the stallions seed started to leak from the griffin's now stretched-out hole. The stallion looked up and had a huge grin on his face as he watched the mare he was with disappear down the throat of the giant catbird. With a final gulp, the squirming bulge in his throat slid down into his belly, forming a large round bulge with the occasional sign of a hoof pushing out against it. The griffin glanced over and winked at Lotan with a huge grin on his face. Lotan blushed and looked away from the trio.
~~***~~
Fortunately, there was another sound that caught his attention. There was loud moaning coming from his right. He looked over to see the source of the moaning. On the table right next to his there sat another waitress and patron. The waitress was a small but chubby doe sitting on a stallion’s lap, tightly wrapping her hooves around his neck. He was brown with a red hoodie on with both of his hooves wrapped tightly around the little deer.
The stallion picked up the doe, letting Lotan see the stallion's dick penetrating her tight pussy. With his tight grip the stallion slammed the deer back down onto his lap. She moaned at every thrust of his shaft as it penetrated deep into her moist folds. The stallion kept a steady rhythm as he lifted her up and slapped her back down again and again. Leaning over, he licked the base of her neck, tasting her as he dragged his tongue up the length of her neck. Slowing down his thrusts, he leaned over to her ear and spoke in a sultry tone.
“Maybe I just might try out the venison.” He said just loud enough for Lotan to make out.
Her reaction was just to blush and lock her grip tighter around his neck. Opening his mouth up wide the doe could see every inch of his awaiting maw. The stallion rolled his tongue out of his mouth, acting as a red carpet inviting the deer to enter. She gazed inside in wonder as her head slowly drifted inside almost as if hypnotized by the sight. Leaning forward, the waitress stuck the entirety of her head past his lips, which were dripping with saliva. He clamped down on her head and started to thrust into her rump again, much harder than before. Opening his jaw again, the stallion worked his way down her neck and around her shoulders. The doe easily slides down the stallions throat. She kicks her legs as cum shoots out of her pussy as she the stallion fully unloads into the little deer. He lifts the deer fully off of his cock and devours even more of her.
Lotan, to his pleasure, has a front row view of the doe’s dripping pussy as her back half dangles out of the stallions maw. He gapes his maw even wider to get around the chubby hips of the waitress. With only a few more gulps the rest of the deer disappears behind the brown stallions lips. Sitting back in his chair, the stallion pats his large round belly. He sighs after having such a big meal and lets out a loud belch.
~~***~~
“Ahem,” a mare cleared her throat behind Lotan. He turned from the previous display to see his waitress. “Your meal, sir.” She presented the enormous burger on her tray to him.
“Thanks,” he said before looking at the massive burger. It had an ungodly number of layers all of which were covered in grease. The waitress stayed next to Lotan, staring at the burger with drool dripping from her mouth.
She licked her lips “Can I have it?” she asks.
“Um, sure.” almost as soon as the words came out of his mouth she was on the burger. She didn’t even take bites, she just shoved the entire thing into her mouth. Her jaw stretched wide as the mare deepthroated the entire thing. Her tongue stretched out and wrapped around the burger. The stallion was watching intently as she slowly took more and more of the burger in. With a large gulp she swallowed the entire thing. One large mass slid down her throat creating a sizable bulge in her neck as it made its way down.
“You like what you see?” she asked. It was obvious what Lotan was thinking with the way he was looking at that burger. He was jealous of it; he wanted to be her meal, for her to swallow him down that easily.
“Do you think that,” he gulped nervously “I could be on the menu?”
She just smiled at the poor little stallion. “Sure you can sweetheart” she replied as sweetly as she could. The fat little waitress reached over and grabbed him. For such a chubby mare she was really strong! Lifting him up, she plopped him down on the tray. “Now I think there is something we need to make this little meal a bit better.” She grabs a bottle of ketchup from the table and begins to squeeze it over Lotan’s back. There was a very nice spreading of it all over his back, onto his flank, and even a bit onto his head and nose. He loved every second of this. Lotan wasn’t a patron anymore: He was her snack, and nothing more.
The waitress slowly trotted around him, making the stallion glance over his shoulder to see what she was doing. She grabbed one of his hind hooves and brought it up to her lips. Her tongue slowly rolled out of her mouth and she gave a long lip to the tip of his hoof. The stallion felt a strange wave of pleasure shoot through his body as he felt her tickle his hoof. It did not last long, however, as she wrapped her tongue around the limb and began to take it into her mouth.
Lotan moved his other hoof up to her lips and she stretched her mouth out to accommodate the extra limb. His hooves felt very warm inside of her and with each breath he felt a nice puff of air tickle his hind hooves. She pulled him across the tray, swallowing his thighs and stretching her jaw wide enough to get around his rump. It felt very tight in her maw as his butt was being devoured by the voracious waitress. The ketchup was coating his fur and giving it a lovely taste that Vivi doesn’t get to enjoy often. She moaned as she savored the taste of her dinner, which was now starting to cause a bulge in her throat. The tight confines of her esophagus were squeezing Lotan’s legs tightly together as the muscles were trying to force him deeper.
His chest was making its way into her maw as the stallion was watching all of this. He never imagined getting to experience this and after watching all of the other patrons he was able to see it closer than ever. Lotan watched in awe as his barrel slowly slipped past her lips. Tucking his hooves tightly against his chest, he let Vivi swallow him up to his shoulders. With a bit of effort she lifted the stallion up off of the tray and into the air to help him slide down more easily.
He could feel his hooves touch the sphincter to her stomach as it relaxed to let him in. His body slid inside, touching the juices inside. Outside, just his head was sticking out, giving him one last view of the room. The large pink mare was still laying on the table with the stallion that was there before nowhere to be seen, although Lotan thought he saw her belly move around a little too much. The griffin was also laying down with the stallion sitting on his bulging stomach rubbing it gently and whispering to the mare inside. The last stallion was just rubbing his own gut with his shaft as he called over another waiter for receipts.
A few more gulps from the waitress was all that was needed to reach up to the stallion’s ears. Now just his face was sticking outside of her lips. Her tongue reached out to cover the last part of him before pushing him inside. He felt her rough tongue tasting every inch of his face. She was just playing with him before she would send him down. He could feel the muscles in her throat starting to pull him down and before he slipped down her esophagus. She opened her mouth wide. One last view of outside before he slid down to her belly. A final gulp locked him inside sending the last part of him down her throat. The tight walls were crushing his head as they squeezed against him, trying to push his head down.
Lotan’s body was in a ball packed tightly in her stomach. It was pretty cramped in there. He nuzzled the fleshy walls around him as he felt around Vivi’s insides. The smell inside of her was extremely strange, with a mix of Vivi’s stomach juices and the burger she ate earlier mixing together. Her saliva and stomach liquids coated his entire body and he was sitting in a puddle of the latter. The mare stood up and started to trot around, although a bit slowly considering the added weight. Lotan felt her belly swing and jiggle as she trotted around the restaurant. Occasionally he felt the belly scrape against the floor as she moved. Everything outside was pretty muffled, but Lotan was able to hear her talking to some new patrons.
“Hello my name is Violet, although you can call me Vivi. What would you like today?”
Author's Note
Characters: / Played by: / Owned by:
1 Narrator and prey / Lotan / Lotan
2 Waitress pred / Violet (vivi) Vorequine / theworstwordmonger
3 Overfed Waitress / Bubbly Joy / Blissey1
4 Feeder patron / Evvy / Evvy
5 Griffin chef / Chef Gavin / CrystalEvo
6 Stallion loving couple / Tree Time / Tree Time
7 Mare loving couple / Sky / Tree Time
8 Doe / Epoch the Deer / resistorserve
9 Stallion pred / Miles / MilesK