teh boi hoo beecaym a pneh
1 dai mike hawk gawt haowm frawm heez juab az a italliyen rewstrawnt shef. maik hawk haitd hez leif cuz et wuz bowreng nd stuf so hea wuuntad 2 dew theengz nd stuph. mic hawk evaentewly gawt teirad nd weant 2 bead. next moaurneeng hee woaek uup nd swa datt hee hed hoovvvs. maik wadeled heez wai 2 da bathrewm. et wuz herd 4 hem too wak cuz he hahd 4 lehgz nao. mike lunjed heemsewlf 2 steandeng pewsishon ndd sa en da meerer thet hee wus gearl pneh. meik wusz a youneycoarn soh hea cood dew majec nd stuf. mike wuz thewn kapteerd bi teh gofeernmeant nd seent 2 eckwestreeya. thees sobstanchal cheinjes en miaks leaif maed hem a betar perrsun on teh enseyed, butt hee woode allweis b geearl pneh awn teh owtseid.
juan dei hee woak ahp en hez neu hows dat wus en echwestreyyah 2 yeerz ahfterr he hadd ben a hewmen.
The End.
