Author's Note

I guess I should put a warning before the chapter. Last chapter seemed to get some hate because of the bad writing/grammar and terrible plot. I am a terrible author and have no claims to being any good.

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. TERRIBLE PLOT DEVICES AND GRAMMAR MAY OCCUR.

Also this is part one of two, the second part is just pure smut.

Pinkie Pie (1)

"Noooonnnnyyyyy~" Pinkies muffled voice echos through your hallway. Inching toward your closet you scramble in and leave a sliver to see through. "Come out come out wherever you aarreee~" her voice is getting closer and the clip clop of hooves on wood echo through your house. Your heart beat quickens. With the quiet thumping in your ears you see your bedroom door open.

"Come on nonny, You pinkie promised me you'd help me prepare this party in canterlot!" Pinkie said while looking under your bed.

Realizing this was an effort in futility you open the door and sigh. "Yeah but you didn't say it was a bachelorette for Fleur. You and I both know I don't belong there." you try to argue before your fate is sealed.

"Nonsense nonny~!" Pinkie exclaims as she turns around and faces you with that big goofy grin you've come to know oh so well. "You're my number one party planner partner person! What would I do without you?" she says as she jumps up and hugs you close.

"Okay but I get overtime for this boss, I don't do bachelorette parties." You say with finality as you shudder remembering Cadence's party where you foolishly accepted before knowing what happens at those kind of events.

"Nonny~" Pinkie pouts "You know as long as I'm there I won't let anything bad happen to you." she says while looking up from your chest.

"You say that now but what happens when you and the other girls get drunk?" You reply as you raise an eyebrow. "You know as well as I do that we both aren't going to make it through the night without at least a few drinks."

"I'll get you a special room that wont let anyone in you don't want in. I know last time Cadence came on a little.... Stron-" you shush her with a finger.

"We aren't supposed to talk about that Pinkie." you say while searching your room for anything that could be recording what you say. "Shining still has some guards following me even though its been like 3 years." looking under your bed you find nothing but a few dust bunnies.

"stop being silly nonny, you'll be fine." She insists as she turns around. "We'll leave in two days." She clops out of the room and your fate has been sealed. You knew you shouldn't have had those drinks a few days ago with her. She always gets you to do shit you don't want to when you drink together.

~~ Two days later~~

The train ride to Canterlot was nice enough but the stares you still get even though you've lived here for 6 years now still annoy you. Some ponies just won't ever get used to your odd appearance. Disembarking from the train Pinkie bounces next to you often almost hitting eye level with you which is impressive as always since you're a good 2 feet taller than most ponies here. Bouncing around everywhere has left Pinkies legs and flank fairly toned and you don't mind when she leads the way.

Realizing your staring at her ass you quickly find the buildings around you very interesting. This is how things usually go with pinkie she doesn't realize the effect she has on you or ponies around her. You often get an eyeful which you do "your best" to not notice. But you've often lusted after her in your late night activities.

"So where is fleur's party going to be?" you idly say while catching up beside Pinkie Pie.

"It'll be at the Hoofton hotel on the east side of Canterlot, where we can all party in the dining hall, I also got our favorite DJ Pon-3 to be there! By the way can you help with the setlist? I think a few human songs will make it all the more special." Pinkie asks while looking up with big puppy dog eyes.

"Of course, but I'm not sure what songs I have that go with a Bachelorette Parties. First things first though, Lets get the hall decorated and set up the Dance floor. Then set up a table for the Confections." Tapping your chin with a finger you think of all the phallus shaped party supplies Pinkie must have packed.

"I'll let you set up the stage with Vinyl so go ahead I've got a few extra's to pick up at the Special store for mares! See you at the hotel nonny~" Pinkie exclaimed as she bounced away towards the west side of Canterlot.

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"Yooo, my biggest human fan how ya been?" Vinyl asks as she hops off the Stage almost tripping on a large wire.

"Whats good fam? You excited for this gig? I heard there is some special music appearing in your setlist." You say with a grin pulling out your Phone turned MP3 player. You never had many games on your phone and now that there is no Cell service your phone is pretty much that.

"Wait seriously dude? I thought you only brought that out on super special occasions like new year and your birthday?" Vinyl exclaims while pulling her shades down to rest on her nose. Her Ruby eyes sparkle with excitement.

"Pinkie asked for it and you know I can't really say no to my boss." You shrug and toss your phone at her.

Catching it in her magic she replies "You totally could but I know a love struck fool like you would never say no to her." Smirking she floats the phone up to the Turn Tables.

"You know besides Princess Cadence you're the only other one to pick up that I like pinkie. I don't know why these ponies cant see it or pinkie herself but you know I can't make the first move. I'd rather be friends then ruin it by trying anything."

"You need to grow a pair and just ask her. I'm pretty sure she likes you more than you think. She is a strange one but so are you so you'd be a cute couple." Vinyl says while making her way towards the Fancy Tables pushed into the corner. "Now lets rearrange this place to make it a proper party!"

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"Anoneemouse? Iz dat you I zee? My my my vat a special treat for moi?" Fleur says from the Large Double Doors. "Ven Princess Mi Amore Cadenza zaid I'd be a Fool not to Hire Pinkie Pie az my Party Planner I thought she was pulling my Chain but now I Zee she vas right!" '

Smiling, Kneeling, and pulling her front hoof for a kiss you reply. "My my madam Fleur, You know just how to flatter a man."

Giggling and brushing her mane from her eye she retracts her hoof and blushes slightly. "I vish you vould have stayed here in Canterlot Ven you first arrived. I vould have soared even higher vith such a unique modeling partner vith such a Unique Physique."

"You know I'm not good in front of a camera Fleur. How is Pants the old bastard anyway?"

"Better than the last time ve met at ze Grand Galloping Gala. Ve ended up throwing away that suit by ze way." She said turning and walking with you towards the rest of the group.

"Hey I'm not the one who thought that getting into Celly's 700 year old Sunlight Reserve was "Just what the Party needed"" you air quote at her.

"Fancy had a good time that night though, He often tells that story at his parties. But I must go and zee my guests. Ve must catch up zometime zoon. Ta ta mine favorite hueman." She says while blowing you a kiss with her hoof.

"Have a good time tonight fleur."

~~

As the Music starts, the lights in the Ball room dim. The Ball room of the hoofton hotel is the size of a basketball court and covered in white and pink decorations. It looks like Pinkie spared no expense on this party, not that that surprises you, you usually handle the books. No Pinkie definitely does not make a profit while paying you. But she was quickly losing anything she was saving by working for the cakes. You like to think that your little relationship stabilized her bank account from bleeding bits to unhealthy looking scab that might or might not bleed if you peel it off.

Realizing you're literally standing in front of the DJ Table while the music plays you jump up and take the mic from Vinyl.

"Whats up FLEUR! You ready to tie the knot? I know you've pretty much all but married the poor fool in the 4 years you've been dating, and the 4 years on top of that since you met! I've never met a pair more perfect together since peanut butter and pickles." you exclaim over the music. The crowd chuckles and fleur sends you a mock glare.

"No but this song is one of my favorites from my small collection. So please enjoy the music, the company, and the party!" the crowd and fleur cheer as you put the mic down and jump off the stage, giving vinyl free reign over your phone.

"Non-non!~" Pinkie bounces over to you with an extra large grin. "You're little speech was perfect. Just the right amount of serious, fun, joking and Familiarity! now all that's left to do is enjoy the party till tomorrow when we clean! Let's get DOWN!"

~2 ciders and 4 shots later~

"Pinks, can... Can I tell you a secret?" You say as you slouch into a chair near the far end of the ball room.

"Of course nonny, You need me to pinkie promise not to tell or is this a "Secret" secret." She giggles as she sits next to you and slumps her head on your shoulder.

"No need for promises. I just..." Your confidence fumbles as you try to formulate a way to tell the mare you've been working for for the last 5 years that you love her. "I need you to know that..."

"I love you." Pinkie whispers. But you don't hear her over the Music

"I think you're my favorite boss I've ever had." You chicken out.

"I..." Pinkie starts but looks at you hurt. You don't know what that look is for but it makes you feel worse. "Thanks non non. You're my bestestest...employee." she finishes weakly giving you a half hearted smile.

Fuck it you can deal with the possibly disastrous consequences tomorrow. Standing up quickly and almost falling over you shout. "I LOVE YOU!"

...

The ponies all around you are staring at you with shocked looks and vinyl turns the music down and takes her shades off. "I ahem I love you." You repeatedly hit yourself on the forehead with a fist. Turning slowly you see pinkies shocked face start to twitch. Then her smile grows slowly getting bigger and bigger until she is beaming up at you and tears start to stream down her face.

"I love you too." she cries and she jumps from her seat and into your chest. Pulling her higher you lean in to kiss her and you smack her forehead, you both pull back and laugh. You also hear laughing behind you. You lean in again slower this time and Kiss the mare in your arms for the first time. Cheers erupt around you as you pull apart.

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