Welcome to Earth

by Quill_Fiction

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Starlight Glimmer, Changelings, Dragons, Griffons, Human, Main 6
Length: 2638

What happens when Ponies come to earth? Here is a millitary report on the effects of Equestrian society.

On November 26th 2018, thousands of portal appeared over the world. I Colonel Quill Jefferson, have been tasked with recording the integration of the new found races.

Published 2018-08-30 06:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2018-09-13 16:59:46 UTC

Day 1

At 0900, the Earth shook. Our top geologists and scientists believe the Eurasian Plate and North American Plates collided leaving a massive trench between the two tectonic plates, 11,000 meters deep (slightly bigger than the Mariana Trench). From what we have gathered from eye witness accounts, we believe a Equestrian magic was released into our world, not only making it habitable for creatures in Equus but also summoning hundreds upon thousands of portals around the world.

As soon as this happened, thousands of ponies (Homo Equus), changelings(Homo Insectum), griffons (Homo Avium Leo), hippogriffs (Homo Avium Equus) and dragons (Homo Draco) popped out of these portals.

Normal procedures indicate that we capture these creatures and experiment on these new species but these creatures had already been seen by the public eye. The procedure was unallowed due to these new species being evidently self aware since they were wearing clothes. But what really shocked us was that they could speak English and from our intell in other countries, they could speak the most popular language in the country. For example, in Russia they, the ponies, can speak Russian.

The first thing they said was 'What the HAAAYY!!!' this therefore means that they have different swears to us and that they weren't planning on an invasion. The leader of each race not including humans travelled to not only the UN and the EU but also North Korea who as soon as they saw the leader of the Ponies, Princess Celestia the Alicorn (Homo Equus Magister), they surrendered immediately and announced on social media that they were that they were going to become a democracy.

So these ponies have done what we, the UK, and the UN have been trying to do for the last 20 years in a matter of minutes. Although we suspect that North Korea was threatened but they're to scared to admit it. But nonetheless if those social hippies don't find out, everything will be ok. The PM called for a press conference at 1500 to tell the public about the recent developments. Suffice to say the press ate it up and in 2 hours, approximately 200,000 newspapers were printed and sent to stores nationwide in 1 hour the entire world, let alone the entire country, knew about the ponies.

Around the globe, there were mixed reactions. In Many 2nd and 3rd world countries, strikes were already happening demanding that ponies to get banned, whilst in nearly all 1st world countries ponies were widely accepted and the UK has already started adding specific laws so that ponies don't get misused. But because of the Changelings shape-shifting abilities, they were banned from changing unless they were in a specific job, such as military or they were doing it as a party trick.

Now the main concern is over population. Our world can barely hold 7 billion people but now we have to sustain several other species. Luckily Princess Celestia and Luna with the help from Dragon Lord Ember, Changeling King Thorax and the griffons representative, Lord Gestal, have made a cunning plan. They have agreed letting humans the ability to inhabit their world but they have space for only about 2 billion humans.

Not only were we shocked by the amount of spare land they had but their act of kindness to a new species they had just met. Although, there was a 1 condition to get rid of our nuclear weapons. Not just the UK's but the entire world's. But, there was a big surprise. China, the country with the most nuclear weapons on the planet, was the first country to agree. They were followed by North Korea and then the USA. After all the countries agreed Russia asked how we were going to get rid of it quickly enough.

Unsurprisingly, the ponies had an idea. Princess Celestia, said that she could drop them on uninhabited planet, since she was an omnipotent demigod of the Sun. Naturally, since all the other nations were afraid of Celestia, they agreed instantly.

Another matter at hand was diseases. We didn't know what diseases they carried or what they can carry. Luckily, the representative of Equestria's medical industry, Doctor Horse, told us that ponies carried no new diseases apart from ones related to magic. He also explained that some of our most deadly diseases such as cancer or malaria can be easily cured using a simple heal spell. The only thing the heal spell couldn't cure was the common cold, chicken pox and the flu. They have no idea why but that only it has something to do with the body ageing.

Thank to the ponies billions of lives have been saved and our race has a brighter future. That is the last of this report more will be coming soon. These reports shall not be a daily but will be written when new developments happen.

~ Signing out,

Colonel Jefferson

Day 3

Author's Note

This chapter talks about disabilities, diseases and lost limbs. If you find that these offend, disturb or generally make you uncomfortable don't read this chapter. But why don't you donate to a charity or cancer research so that maybe, we can find cures!

Day 3

Today we have started testing Equestrian medicines on humans. Subject 1A, Wade Wilson, experienced terminal cancer. So we administered the Heal Spell on him and during the test he observed some pain near his genatalia but we hypothesize this is due to Subject 1A being in his last stage. Nevertheless the spell worked and Subject 1A show no signs of having cancer or ever having again. We continued on doing this to other cancer patients in different stages and it seems that our hypothesis was correct, if we administer the spell as soon as we detect the cancer, we can save future patients.

Next up were disabilities. First up was Dyslexia, a common disability among children. Since our tests weren't allowed to be used on children as of yet, we had Subject 1D, Alec Lightwood, who had average case of Dyslexia so we didn't need to worry how it will affect different people. As predicted the procedure went perfectly and Alec can read extremely well. Then we did deafness and as against the test went perfectly. We kept on doing this until we reached blindness, where instead of having the ability to see, they received enhanced senses and the ability to see through heat signatures. So in total all of the tests for disabilities worked perfectly.

So after our series of tests on multiple disabilities, we moved on to regrowing limbs. Dr Horse said that with a small rejuvenation spell we can regrowing limbs as though they were never gone. We started with Subject 1G, James Barnes, who lost his left arm in an accident. During the test, there was no pain or suffering, although Subject 1G did describe it as a sort of tingling sensation.

After Subject 1G had full regrown his entre hand we decided to use his arm in a series of physical activities such as weight lifting or punching. In total he managed to lift 134 it using one hand and he managed to punch with the force of 400 pounds. The strength would have been great for a battle but since the planet has somewhat achieved world peace, this strength will better served for boxing or firefighting.

We've also decided on vaccinating some children to see what happens. We started with Subject 1S, Sahil Amin, a child from England. We pumped him up with Pure medical magic to see what happens. Nothing in particular was shown to happen apart from a change in eye colour, which now repeatedly changes colour throughout the day. Also a couple strands of his hair has also changed from black to mint green. We tested on 3 other children with one having different results than the others. One child, Callum Officer, didn't have much changes apart from unremovable Equestrian symbol which has been unidentified on his forehead. 2 other children Jordan and Dean Carroll, now have tatoos of wings on thier back. We've decided on leaving them be for a year and see what happens after.

As soon as we got all of our new information, we with the permission of Princess Celestia, sent out hundreds of unicorns around the world. So far, our intell in other countries have reported that the magic worked. We've done it. We've managed to save hundreds upon millions of futures and it was all thanks to the ponies and their unrelenting kindness. I personally think that soon we have to introduce technology to Equus or we would be too greedy for our own good.

With Happy Tidings,

Colonel Jefferson

Day 7

Author's Note

Just wanted to tell you that I added a paragraph to Day 3. Here it is

We've also decided on vaccinating some children to see what happens. We started with Subject 1S, Sahil Amin, a child from England. We pumped him up with Pure medical magic to see what happens. Nothing in particular was shown to happen apart from a change in eye colour, which now repeatedly changes colour throughout the day. Also a couple strands of his hair has also changed from black to mint green. We tested on 3 other children with one having different results than the others. One child, Callum Officer, didn't have much changes apart from unremovable Equestrian symbol which has been unidentified on his forehead. 2 other children Jordan and Dean Carroll, now have tatoos of wings on thier back. We've decided on leaving them be for a year and see what happens after.

This was added to make the story more interesting in the future

Day 7

After our recent successes, the races of Equus have asked if they could use our world's technology. Naturally we said yes, since they have helped our world progress so much. We first sent engineers and scientists from all around the globe to go to Equus and see how we can help.

7 hours later, they sent us and other governments the information they were looking for. They've deducted that whilst technology can work there in Equus, they have no source of energy. If they use enchanted crystal or magic the device will explode and if we transfer coal or fossil fuels the substance will turn into 1kg of dust, it doesn't matter if the fossil fuel is a metric ton of coal, the substance will always turn into dust. We believe that this is because fossil fuels are 'impure'.

Since we're unable to use dust as an energy source, we instead decided on recreating solar panels and wind turbines using the materials of Equus. We will use iron, steel, fibre but we will also use Dragonium from the Dragonlands, Aether from Cloudsdale and Alternon from the Changeling Hive. Using these new plans, we estimate that these new energy sources will be even better than the ones on Earth and will be finished in a month or two.

On another note, the public have found out that many Equisians have poly amourous relationships. The entire public is outraged and disgusted with this information, although after we told them of Equestria's gender imbalance, many started to stop their barbaric attacks. Now the UN has to think about intimate relationships with the Equisians. Due not technically being bestiality since the ponies are sentient, it also creates awkwardness between our races.

Signing out,

~ Colonel Jefferson

Day 4

During my last report, the response from the public was tremendous, both was good and bad. The majority of the population are happy with these developments except a majority of the anti-vaccine community who care nothing about new opportunities that could be given to war veterans, accident survivors or children from disease ridden countries but only the fact that it gives Autism. The released medical reports clearly state that these spells cure Autism but they say it's just military mumbo jumbo.

Of course this was to be expected, so we initiated Plan Minerva Wave. What this means is that we get Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance and Princess Twilight to use their collective magic to release a gargantuan wave of Persuasion energy to convince people to accepting these spells. Although this is quite unethical, it's still had to be done for the greater good of future generations. I trust hope that the 'Social Heroes' don't find out or it may mean that the Ponies will have to be sent back to their home.

On another note Princess Twilight has informed us some new information which suprised me and everyone in the vicinity. She regaled us of her adventures of a different Earth. This Earth was more like Equestria than than our planet. Looking at the diagrams Princess Twilight has given us it is safe to say that these other humans are subspecies of Homo Sapiens.

With this new information we gather the fact that the Ponies are from another dimension, not another world. Though this information seems useless, this means that we can visit other dimensions where we can improve the Earth's standard of living and in turn show other dimensions our advances.

There has been a little development concerning religion. Since the introduction of ponies, many religions have been destabilised or reduced. But in turn cults have returned. There are only a two we know of, The Cult Of The Sun and The Cult Of The Moon. Though there are roughly 30 people in each cult. Even though this seems like a minor issue, I am very sure that this issue will return again.

Yours Faithfully,

Colonel Jefferson

Day 8

During the last report I ended it with the topic of interspecies relationships. Well after much deliberation, the UN has decided that interspecies relationships are legal and so are poly amourous relationships. While we've had major complaints from the Christian, Muslim and Buddhist population, that still hasn't changed a thing. Already there have been 10 interspecies marriages being arranged.

One of the most known interspecies marriages is with Canadian Rapper, Drake, and Dragon Lordess, Ember. Many consider this as a royal wedding since Ember is the leader of her people. The wedding will have over 1100 people attending with the cost almost reaching £120 million pounds.

On another note, Cult activity has risen by 45% with 2 new cults being introduced, The Cult of Love and the Cult of Friendship. Statistics say that the Cult of the Moon is the most largest cult but while the Cult of the Sun has been around longer, the Cult of Love is slightly bigger and finally the Cult of Friendship, which is the smallest.

Luckily, there have been no sacrifices or murders though if the situation gets worse, I fear that this will happen. The main reason that the Cult of Friendship has the least members is because of Princess Twilight personally asking people to not join the Cult.

Also with gang activity being lowered, the economy has risen and the same with Rape, Murder and Theft. Plus with ponies being added to our work force the UK has risen by 45%. Also thanks to Princess Twilight and Celestia, Space travelled has become easier and we hypothesize that we will be able to reach Mars by December 2018.

Also a report on the teens vaccinated a few days ago says that they're starting to feel sick but that's not all. A few hours ago, all of Subject 1S's (Sahil Amin) hair had somehow changed to mint green. After it changed his body somehow wrapped around itself turning into a golden cocoon. All of the other vaccinated subjects also turned into cocoons. I will be giving a status report as soon as a development happens.

Yours Faithfully,

Colonel Jefferson