The Pony Experiment.

Dr. Roberta Drake (Yrs 36)

4/1982

Florida, Orlando

7:00 Am Wednesday

Sorry that I haven't been writing much, I was just busy with experiments. Anyways, I've been feeding meat to orange and blue, and now they're full grown. It's almost time. Sadly, blue is not as plump as I would like, but she's still looking good. orange was very antsy about the equipment I brought in today. She asked if I was gonna do a new nerve test. I told her no because that wasn't what it was for. I guess I've never shown them cooking utensils Bbq... or anything for that matter... except for Twilight. She's such a great cook, even if everything she makes is a bit overcooked. She's the only one who's still a filly, but she's also gotten so big. She's a lot like me.

During my test with orange to conclude her strength today, she asked me why only Twilight has a name. I couldn't tell her it's because only Twilight was going to remain alive by the end of the month, so I told her and blue to choose a name. Blue chose "Rainbow" after her hair, and orange chose "Apple" after her favorite food. I asked her how she ate an apple and she looked ashamed. I realized that she must have gotten outside and found one. I needed to punish her, so I did the logical step of electrocution torture and had Twilight help. She was very eager to help me. My little sociopath. We electrocuted her until smoke started to form. It was a bonding moment, and Twilight was starting to like the screams. However, I needed to make a good example and decided to end the punishment and help Apple back to her cage. She cried and I show Twilight how comforting of a mother I am. Apple kept apologizing all night to me saying the same words over and over:
"I'm sorry Mama".

Rainbow was also very bad today. She asked why Twilight got to sleep in a bed. I asked how she knew about the bed, and she told me Twilight told her. I had to make an example out of both of them. First, I told Twilight not to make other ponies or people jealous. I slapped the back of her head and forced her to sleep in the pan tonight. Next, I told Rainbow not to tattle, so I sewed her mouth shut without anesthesia to numb the pain. I unsewed it an hour later and she learned her lesson. She had to apologize to her ~~mama~~ master as well.

8:00 Am Thursday

Twilight is excited about the end of the learning how to make friends. I promised her a sister of her choice during the next batch of ponies I made. She's also excited to try Rainbow. I told her all about how it was gonna go at the end of the month, and her smile just kept growing. She can't wait.

If your reading this, tell my mom I love her.~