Dealing With An Infestation

by Evictus

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Rarity, Profanity, Violence, Death, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Gore
Length: 1404

Applejack deals with fluffies ruining her farm so she goes after them

When Applejack is spotted killing a very annoying pack of creatures that are trying to ruin her farm she gets help from her friends.

Based off of Fluffybooru's Fluffy Ponies.

Published 2018-08-28 00:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2018-08-28 00:10:01 UTC

The Fluffy Abominations

Rarity was walking down a path in Ponyville passing by shops and homes. She was outside due to the nice autumn weather as it wasn't to cold and it wasn't to warm either.

As she continued to walk she could see Sweet Apple Acres in the distance. She wondered if Applejack was there at that very moment. She got up there and saw that Applejack was going around trying to step on something. When she got up there Applejack gave her a frustrated look.

"Applejack? What are you doing? I came to visit and here I see you stepping on something. Is there something you need help with?" Rarity asked. Before Applejack could speak a little fluffy creature screeched out.

"Nuuuuuu NU Huwties!" It screamed. Rarity immediately realized what Applejack was dealing with.

"I'm dealing with a fluffy Pony infestation! They have been trying to ruin the business all and have been eating at the food." Applejack ranted as she went after them. Rarity felt sympathy for Applejack and her farm. Those little monstrosities ruined everything in their reach.

"I'm sorry about that Applejack. I hate those fuckers. Of coarse worthless hugboxers will say that they are helpless creatures but I see them as pests. I can't believe Celestia doesn't do more about them as Equestria is having problems with them it would just be better to put them all into one huge play room far away from us. Rarity ranted. Immediately one ran up to Rarity.

"Huhhuhuhuhuhue! NU wike being chased! Just wan pway!" It cried. Rarity brought her hoof down on it and squished it without mercy. It garbled and bled out its stomach turning out its insides.

"Do you want me to get an exterminator Applejack? I could get Twilight. She's very experienced at killing these things?" Rarity asked.

"Nah I'll deal with these little fuckers myself. Why don't you go home. These things will waste your time." Applejack told her friend as she continued to kill the fluffy foals that were trying to run away.

"Owies! Huhuhuhuhuhu! Meanie munsta! Fwuffy hate u!" One of them said.

"Nuuuuuuu am onwy widdle babbeh!" Another foal said. Rarity zapped it with her horn blowing it to pieces.

"Nice shot Rarity! But ya'll really don't have to help me." Applejack said. Rarity shook her head

"What kind of friend would I be if I didn't help you? I'm going to help you kill these things!" Rarity said. Applejack smiled and they both worked to kill every single fluffy that was running around or trying to go back to the herd. Rarity was very efficient and killing the mothers as she killed each one with precise magical hits with her horn.

Applejack took care of the pregnant ones and smarties killing indiscriminately while dealing with the annoyed smartie complaints.

"NU huwt SMAWTY DUMMEH HOOMIN!" A smartie said. It's complaint was rewarded with a head twist and decapitation by Rarity with her magic. She hated smarties. They were the worst of the worst.

As they killed more and more Rarity and Applejack continued to brutally murder the fluffies in the worst way possible. Rarity was literally tearing them apart with her magic while Applejack chased some away while she killed others with a few kicks.

"Huhuhuhuhuhu! NU huwt famiwy!" A fluffy foal said. Rarity took this one by her magic and brought it down on a rake and impaled it killing it instantly. Rarity spoke up.

"Do you think we could use the elements of magic on these little fuckers?" Rarity asked Applejack as she threw a couple of fire crackers into the Fluffy herd blowing some up. Screams of pain and agony came from the fluffies.

"Probably! Go get Twilight and tell her what's happening." Applejack said.

"Screeeeeeeee! NU wan foweva sweepies!" One complained. One stretched out its hooves while standing up and spoke.

"Wan pway?" It asked. Applejack responded by bucking her legs into its jaw completely breaking it.

"OWWWIES! Why su meanies!?" It asked. Applejack brought her hoof down and again and smushed it. Blood sprayed out everywhere.

"Wun away! Scawy munsta's!" One screamed. Applejack decided to get some help she grabbed her powerful electric fan that Leo the house cool and turned on the reverse lever. The fan sucked the foals and "mummahs" into the fan spraying blood all over the place. The fluffies were getting frantic.

"Screeeeeeeee! NU WIKE DIS!!!!" One squealed as it saw its brothers and sisters get sucked into the fan and killed.

"Nuuuuu! NU wan foweva sweepies!" Another screamed as it was hacked in half by the blades. Huge amounts of fluffies were now being killed by the powerful fan as they screamed and cried. The mothers held onto their foals as they were hacked in half by the fan blades.

"Nuuuuuu Mummah!" One foal screamed as it saw its mother's head get chopped off. Applejack started to grin sadisticly. She was enjoying the sight of the vermin getting slaughtered.

Twilight and Rarity soon came back. Twilight took out the elements of magic and wiped out every single fluffy with the elements which killed all of them except for one foal. It was trying to crawl away as its legs had been hacked off by the spell.

"NU....wan....fo....eva...sweepies!" It begged. Twilight took her magic and ripped it apart killing it. Applejack and Rarity looked around at the bloody mess.

"Holy shit that was blood bath! Y'all tell Princess Celestia about this. Maybe she can help deal with these infestations!" Applejack said.

"Celestia already knows and has exterminators working around the clock trying to kill these stray monstrosities. The only ones they don't go after are the domesticated fluffy pets that ponies have for pets. Those are here to stay. The stores that sell them will also continue to be here so we will always unfortunately have an infestation somewhere but as long as the fluffies are domesticated and kept off the streets or some are brought in for adoption from the streets and trained then it should be fine." Twilight said. Appejack rolled her eyes.

"Ugh fine whatever! Ya'll just have to keep killing strays or bring them to a shelter or something then." Applejack said. Twilight and Rarity shrugged and nodded. Applejack sighed.

"Thanks for yall help girls An appreciate it." Applejack said.

"No problem darling. I can understand how you feel. I had one of those little shits try to steal from my home. It ended up being hacked apart and thrown away in the garbage can." Rarity said. Applejack laughed.

"Yall seem to show no mercy with them as well." Applejack said with a grin.

"Oh of coarse not darling. Those creatures are absolutely vile. If I had it my way I would have all the strays killed off except for the house trained i would leave those alone." Rarity said.

"Same. The house trained ones are fine. It's these rogue rodents that are the problem. I hope we did good in helping you out." Twilight said.

"It was much appreciated! Y'all come back sometime you hear?" Applejack asked. They both nodded.

"Will do." They both said. They left Applejack as they went home. Applejack heard begging a don turned to her side to see a little foal begging for its life to be spared.

"NU...NU wan....foweva sweepies! Wan wuv....wan wuv....wan.....wuv..." It said. Applejack responded by bringing her hoof down on its head splattering its brains everywhere. She huffed with annoyance. She looked around at the site. She was going to have to go through a long time cleaning this mess. She told her family about how Twilight and Rarity and herself took care of the pests and the thanked her. They immediately started to plan on protecting the farm. They decided to build a huge fence which is what they did.

The fence took weeks to build but once it was done it turned out to be the best protection. It was equipped with razor wire so when a few pregnant fluffies had tried to get into the property the razors ripped open their stomachs causing the unborn foals to fall out in pools of blood as Applejack watched with glee one day when she was working. The mothers died instantly while little foals begged for warmth. They soon died. Applejack smirked. She loved watching fluffies die. She was so glad that she had gotten help from her friends.