On Earth, women might not give such a big fat man the time of day... Things are different in Reversed Gender Roles Equestria though. Mares are attracted to soft, cuddly, and thicc stallions, and one man overshadows everyone by being the biggest and thiccest of them all... And Celestia is sure to fully use it to her advantage.

Based slightly on a meme, and several others, a 1000 word story challenge.