Not A Normal Hoard

"You couldn't leave well enough alone, could you!?" Barb growled at her crotch once she was off the farm. She'd managed to get herself under control after that moment. And Mac was kind enough to promise to deliver the apples to the palace, as well as get drunk that night and forget what he'd seen.

However, while she was free from AJ's commando fashion, she still had one other stop to make. "Maybe it won't be so bad..." She consoled herself some. After all, it was doing some baking with Pinkie Pie. What could happen?

Barb frowned when she saw the 'closed' sign before she remembered. "Oh yeah, Mr. and Mrs. Cake were gonna have a family day. And Pinkie volunteered to watch over the place. I forgot about that." She quickly went around to the back. "Pinkie, you there? It's Barb!" She called out, knocking on the back door.

"Barby, come on in! I'm just getting started!" Pinkie's voice responded in its usual chirpy tone.

"What was it you were planning to start-Pinkie! What the hell!?" Barb nearly choked on her inhale when she saw the party-happy pony.

Except for a pair of tennis shoes, Pinkie had on nothing except for her old blue apron...and even THAT barely hid her curves, giving Barb the perfect view of - in her personal opinion - her magnificent ass. "Oh, heh, I forgot to do laundry yesterday. At first I thought I better find some panties, but figured 'it's just gonna be me and Barb'. Besides..." She winked and stuck her tongue out playfully, giving her backside a smack. ''You and Twilight always said I have some tasty-looking buns!"

"Uh...y-yeah." Barb fought the urge to lick her lips at the sight of her plump rear, feeling herself getting hard again . 'Except Twilight meant your cinnamon buns'!

"Speaking of yummy buns, I'm working on a batch of strawberry creamsicle twirls." Pinkie tossed up a wad of dough, letting it smack the counter and throw up a flour cloud. "I almost got the dough ready, can you start up on the icing?"

"Sure." Barb replied, getting a bowl out. 'Tease...I got a 'creamsicle' and plenty of icing right here for your buns...' She stopped and mentally slapped herself. 'The hell is wrong with me!? I mean, the girls are hot as hell, but...' She forced the thought to the side and started getting the ingredients together. After a bit of mixing, she felt her self finally relaxing some. Yeah, this is more like it; nice and quiet. Nothing but Pinkie's humming and the sound of stirring. She'd finally got the base mixed, and was about to add the strawberry jam when a heavy beat started playing. "The hell??"

"Oh yeah! My jam!" Pinkie giggled. Barb looked to see what was happening, and spied Pinkie's rear bouncing in time with the music. Almost every bounce made her hips lift up enough to give a peek at her bare sex.

Barb almost drew blood when she bit her lip at the sight, grabbing her crotch to try and hide her returning tent. 'COME ON! Not again!' She whined to herself, trying to will it away somehow. Forcing herself to turn away from the sight, she focused back on her mixing, stirring with an almost fanatic intensity.

"Wait, this needs something...I know!" Pinkie looked back. "Barb, can you give me a good filling?"

Barb froze at the word. "F-filling??" She moaned slightly, her cock throbbing a little.

"Yep! Something rich, thick, and creamy!" Pinkie licked her lips audibly "Maybe a lil gooey too!"

The dragoness shuddered, her resolve cracking as her mind started wandering again, a smile forming on her face.

"I think I have the perfect filling for you." Barb purred into Pinkie's ear, slipping her hands up under the apron to squeeze her breasts."

"Barb! That tickles!" Pinkie giggled and squirmed in her grip. "And you got icing all over my boobies."

Barb smirked and used her tail to quickly slip the apron off her. "Heh, let me clean that up." She turned her around and immediately latched onto one of her plump nipples, sucking hungrily.

"Ohh, heehee. someone-mmm...someone's got an appetite today." Pinkie moaned, grabbing the back of her head to pull it closer against her chest, just before she squeaked at the feel of something slapping up between her thighs. "Ooh! Wazzat??"

"Something you'll be hungry for in a minute." Barb growled, having freed her erection from her sweats while licking the tit clean."

"Feels big." Pinkie cooed, squeezing her thighs around it and licking her lips. "Hope it'll fill me up."

"Give it a taste and let's see." Barb's grin widened as she watched Pinkie eagerly drop to her knees.

"Barb, I didn't know you learned to mix and nap at the same time!" Pinkie's voice snapped her out of her imagination. "I tried that once...still finding blueberries in my hair.

"Huh? Oh..." She stopped when she felt the draft. A look down had her screaming mentally; she'd actually pulled her erection out during the fantasy. 'SHIT!!'

"You ok, Barb?" Pinkie asked, seeing she'd suddenly hunched over.

"Yeah! Uh, yeah, yeah! Just uh...I...I...think my breakfast's giving me gas! Yeah...uh...Ibettergobeforeitgetsworsebye!" She sideways-ed herself out the door."

"Hm...ok." She watched Barb hurry out before noticing something. "Kind of a weird way to put a rolling pin in your pocket."

"Dammit! Dammit, dammit!" Barb panted, hurrying around the side of a nearby building. She looked around frantically, hoping no one walked into view. Now she was in a major quandary; the way Ponyville was laid out made trying to hide beside or behind a building without the risk of being seen extremely hard...

And she was horny as hell now, the pressure in her balls was getting a little uncomfortable, and knowing Twilight, she was already busy with something at the moment. She whined a little as she tried to hide her erection a bit more, along with the wet spot from her now soaked mound. "Maybe I can get to the Everfree without being seen." She peeked around the corner. "No one'll hear me there either."

The trek to the Everfree proved to be a little trickier than she'd hoped, nearly being spotted by the Cakes while cutting across a field to each one of the small footpaths leading into it. She quickly ventured further in, double checking every so often to see if she'd be far enough in to where she had enough cover, along with making sure she'd be hard to hear.

Once she reached a satisfactory distance, she started hunting for a comfortable spot to sit down. Thankfully that came in the form of a small pond. It reminded her a little of the one near Fluttershy's place where the girls like to skinny dip at.

"I just HAD to remember that." She moaned at the growing throbbing sensation in her crotch and quickly stripped, finding a comfortable-looking patch of grass by the edge of the water. Thankfully, it was clear enough to wash off with once she was done.

"All right, let's open the valve." She licked her hand and grabbed her shaft with one hand while slipping a couple fingers into she soaked pussy.

*rustle...rustle*

Unfortunately, she barely started when movement in the bushes nearby caught her attention. "Oh fuck me..." She groaned.

"Well that's an odd invitation as first of the night." The voice of Zecora spoke up while the zebra mare stepped into view, smiling as she saw Barb's position. "Of course, I'm not complaining about the sight.."