Rarity Is An Insistent Bitch
Applejack was on the farm doing work by taking care of the crops since it had been time to check on it. She didn't have anything else to do so she thought that this would be the best way to kill time. As she worked on the farm she listened to the birds singing joyfully.
She continued to work on the farm as she took care of her duties. Once she had finished everything she needed to get done for that day she walked inside to see Pinkie Pie casually putting together a puzzle.
"Oh hey Applejack." She said as she looked down at her work. Applejack was speechless as she tried to figure out how Pinkie Pie was able to sneak into her room without her noticing.
"How did you....." Applejack began to ask Pinkie Pie but stopped short of asking her as she was unable to.
"The door was open so I walked right in. It wasn't closed. Why would you leave your door open like that. You do know that burglars can invade your home right?" Pinkie Pie asked. Applejack slapped her forehead in frustration.
"Darn it Pinkie Pie! Don't go sneaking into our place like that! It's rude!" Applejack complained. Pinkie Pie shrugged and finished putting her puzzle together.
"Yay I did it!" Pinkie Pie said. Applejack sighed.
"Great your done now leave please." Applejack remarked. Pinkie Pie frowned.
"But your my friend. Will you please let me say something." Pinkie Pie said. Applejack held in her anger as she was losing her patience. If she let Pinkie Pie stay then Pinkie Pie would drive her crazy. She was not going to have that.
"No your not saying anything. Don't you have work to do?" Applejack asked.
"I just finished working at Sugarcube Corner. I don't have to work again until tomorrow so will you please let me ask you something?" Pinkie Pie begged. Applejack kept her composure and stood her ground.
"No now get out." Applejack said with annoyance. Pinkie Pie frowned as her ears dropped.
"Alright fine I'm going. Some friend you are." Pinkie Pie said with a hurt voice as she walked out of Applejack's room. Applejack sighed and went out to get some fresh air in the town.
As she walked in the town Fluttershy meekly walked up to her. Applejack stopped.
"What is it?" Applejack asked.
"No hello? Alright uh can I ask you something?" Fluttershy asked.
"Make it quick." Applejack asked.
"Rarity was wondering if..." Fluttershy began to say but Applejack interrupted her.
"The answer is no. Uh first Pinkie Pie now you? Next I'll be coming across Celestia." Applejack remarked. Fluttershy walked back.
"Um....ill tell her no then...maybe you'll say yes next time." Fluttershy said as she walked away. Applejack sighed. She didn't want any more interruptions to her day. As she continued her her walk Rarity spotted her and Applejack felt like she wanted to disappear.
"The answer is no Rarity. I'll never go on a date with you. Let me guess. You had Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy try to ask me this question?" Applejack asked.
"Yeah because you weren't answering my letters. Why don't you want to go on a date with me? I thought you liked me." Rarity began to say. Applejack started to hit her head against a door on someone's house each time she said a word.
"I'll *Bang* never *Bang* go *Bang* on *Bang* a *Bang* date *Bang* with *Bang* you!" Applejack said. She stopped and felt her head throb with pain.
"Ow!" Applejack complained. Rarity frowned.
"Why not? Don't you like me?" Rarity asked in sadness.
"Oh for fucks sake Rarity yes I like you but not in the way your thinking. Now shut the hell up about it." Applejack said.
"I'll pay you. Please please please go to dinner with me? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase!" Rarity begged. Applejack gave up.
"If I have dinner with you will you finally fuck off about it so I can focus on my farm and my family and my friends please?" Applejack asked. Rarity nodded with an anxious expression.
"Fine then! Don't make this awkward either." Applejack said. Rarity squealed with joy and told her the time where she would pick her up and then she left. Applejack prepared her appearance while cringing internally. She was not looking forward to this.
Applejack went home and prepared herself. She told her family where she would be and then Rarity came and picked her up. They went to the diner and ordered what they wanted. They got their drinks and then sat down. Applejack felt like she wanted to disappear from existence. Rarity was trying her best though which Applejack appreciated but it was so awkward.
"You look really pretty Applejack." Rarity said.
"Do shut up please. It's enough that my painful existence forces me to go on a fucking date with you." Applejack cursed. Rarity and Applejack waited for their dinner as Rarity stared lovingly at Applejack.
"I love you." Rarity said lovingly.
"Fuck you." Applejack stated point blank. Rarity didn't respond except stare at her. Applejack never felt so awkward in her life.
"Can you please stop staring at me your pissing me off." Applejack said in a hostile tone. Rarity smirked and puckered her lips and leaned forward, Applejack became alarmed.
"What the fuck are you fucking doing?!" Applejack asked.
"Leaning in for a kiss." Rarity stated in a dreamy state. Applejack groaned with annoyance as she tried to avoid Rarity's approaching lips. She then grabbed her wine and splashed it into Rarity's face. Rarity was shocked by the hostile move.
"The fuck was that about?" Rarity asked.
"You were going to kiss me and I didn't like that. Why don't you stuff your face and leave me alone." Applejack said.
"Applejack that was mean. Why are you being such a bitch to me?" Rarity asked. Applejack lost it.
"Your fucking dragging me on dates! Leave me the fuck alone!" Applejack yelled. Applejack sat back and breathed heavily. They finally got their food and Applejack ate quickly. Applejack then left while Rarity was only half done. Rarity sighed in sadness as she was just going to have to try again tomorrow.
The next day Applejack got up to do her work but when she did she heard the door being knocked on. She went over and opened it to see Rarity holding flowers.
"Applejack to express my love for you I brought you flowers! I love you Applejack! Will you please be with me?" Rarity asked. Applejack took the flowers threw them in the trash can and pushed Rarity so that she fell backwards. Applejack slammed the door shut.
Applejack tried to calm down from the ordeal as she was so pissed off. She soon heard a knock again so Applejack opened the door to see that Rarity was exposing her ass.
"Applejack won't you give me a rimjob. I want your tongue in my anus. Ill trade all the bits in Equestria just to get my ass licked by you. Won't you please fuck me?" Rarity asked. Applejack screamed out in frustration.
"No! Now leave me alone!" Applejack screamed. She slammed the door shut. A few minutes passed and the door was knocked on again. Applejack lost it.
"What the fuck do you want from me!!? Leave me alone!" Applejack screamed.
"But Applejack...." Rarity began to say.
"No! Now fuck off!" Applejack screamed. Their was silence for a bit and then Rarity spoke.
"Are you angry at me?" Rarity asked.
"Yes I am!" Applejack yelled. Rarity was silent.
"If I paid you money would you fuck my ass with your tongue?" Rarity asked. Applejack screamed out in annoyance.
"No!! Now get away!" Applejack yelled.
"Applejack please! I have a million dollars. If you give me a rimjob I'll give the money to you! Please I'm begging you!" Rarity cried. Applejack perked up at a million dollars.
"Did you just say a million dollars?" Applejack asked Rarity.
"Yeah I do....I was hoping that would get you to do it but if not I'll just go somewhere else and-" Rarity began to say but Applejack opened the door.
"I'll tongue fuck your ass all night for that amount come on in!" Applejack said. Rarity went inside and paid Applejack the money and Applejack licked Rarity's asshole. And all was good with Equestria.
