Requested Chapter (prompted)

Individual additional tags: (possibly) Comedy
Other additional tags: There's no plot to this except a very desperate sun goddess emptying her bladder in the last of the winter snow! Also a little bit of Trollestia. No particular timeline.

Being the ruler of Equestria and the Princess Of The Sun was a tiring job. I knew that all of my subjects loved me, and I had more than enough support coming from my dear sister along with Twilight and her friends, but there was no doubt that princess duties always held me by the heart. I'm glad that Luna had learned to respect my responsibilities more after Starlight decided to switch our cutie marks.

Between handling timberwolves and political issues, the ponies of Canterlot seemed too eager to have me attend every single 'major event' they held, requesting me to oversee their competitions or be a guest at the opening ceremony. And it wasn't just in Canterlot - ponies from all over Equestria demanded my attention every single day. Not to mention the boring paperwork back at the castle, which seemed to be an endlessly growing mountain of paper on my desk.

I knew that it was my duty to satisfy my subjects and I couldn't blame them for their needs, but I still often wished for a long vacation where all I could do was relax. Of course, I've had holidays and public parties before, but they only lasted a day long at most, and the times where I truly did felt like I was having a day off were scarce to the point where I've lost count of them for centuries.

Still, I had learned to take the victories whenever I could. Today was one of those rare 'off-days' that I had to myself - the first day of Spring, the start of a new season. Overseeing the preparations for Winter Wrap Up and the Running Of The Leaves was tiring work - I had to admit, and the last holiday I had to myself was only during Hearth's Warming. I hadn't had a chance to properly breathe and leave behind the stress of my daily routine since then. Fortunately, spring came soon enough, and it was a day off for everypony else. It was only fair that their Princesses take some time off themselves too.

I had spent some extra time in bed today, hoping to catch up on some lost sleep for the past few weeks. I only rose briefly to raise the sun before collapsing back on my soft bed and curling up in my blankets. Despite knowing very well that it was a holiday, there was something nagging at the back of my mind - something that I had forgotten to do. In fact, something told me that it was something important that I had put off for about several days now. However, my tired mind had been too worn out to even contemplate on the problem, and I just ended up falling asleep.

It wasn't until I heard a poof that I climbed out of bed again. Twilight had sent me a letter via Spike, inviting me to join her friends for a celebration back in Ponyville. Naturally, I had agreed to it, knowing that Ponyville gatherings were generally more relaxing than those in Canterlot. The town was quieter and provided a different ambiance for the occasion. I called up my guards without much hesitation to fetch my magical chariot and we made our way towards the small town. I was pretty sure that Luna was still asleep, and after experiencing her duties first-hoof, I didn't think she'd liked to be disturbed now.

It was close to noon when I arrived at Ponyville, and I was almost immediately greeted by the ponies going about their lives on the streets. I spent time with the Elements Of Harmony at the local park, doing some quick catching up and just having fun in general. Applejack had prepared some of her signature apple cider, inviting me to down a few mugs while sitting under the morning sun. I more than happily obliged to the request. The spring sun was warm and soothing but not to the point of blazing hot, calming my soul and easing any tense muscles from the previous days. I ended up drinking more than I expected to - I found myself laying down with Twilight and her friends besides two empty barrels, laughing and chatting about various topics.

Everything was indeed relaxing and exactly what I needed to blow off some steam, and I knew my body was very well rested by now, but the nagging feeling in my mind came back when it was a little past afternoon. I was preparing to head back to Canterlot, but the feeling in my mind won't rest. Except this time, it didn't come alone. The signals in my brain were accompanied by a rather familiar yet foreign urge, something that I indeed hadn't dealt with in days.

Being an alicorn had its perks, and one of those was an extraordinarily large bladder and high bladder capacity. Ponies who ascended to alicornhood are basically considered goddesses, which meant that they had lower priorities when it came to... bodily functions. Of course, alicorns are still mares that despite being immortal, are not invulnerable and are susceptible to biological needs. And that was the very need that was plaguing my mind this whole time for some time now - the urge to find a bathroom and pee.

Alicorns have been known to have ridiculous holding abilities. Their muscles are stronger than a regular pony's and work well in preventing certain... accidents. They can store up to gallons of urine in them and still be unperturbed by their presence. I personally had held it once for more than one week before finally succumbing to the need of release. I know that Luna and even Cadance had probably been through the same ordeals as well - neglecting personal needs while placing their subjects' demands at top priority. In fact, we only ever visited the bathroom whenever it happened to cross our mind or when we really felt the need to, and in this case it was the latter, for me.

Normally, the urge wouldn't have hit until much later, but since my erratic schedules often results in me not having time to visit my private lavatory before I succumb to unconsciousness, I didn't know when I was going to find time to deal with it later anyway. I was kind of glad that it came on my off-day, as I could take as long as I wanted to relieve myself - emptying an overfilled bladder of an immortal goddess was not a quick process - without an annoying schedule in my way. Normal bathroom breaks were almost only 5 minutes long at most - it was definitely not enough for a desperate alicorn to fully achieve release.

What I didn't appreciate was how fast the discomfort came. What started to be a minor distraction was quickly becoming a full-blown issue demanding my attention. The relaxation of my muscles earlier had probably weakened them - and they were probably not in the best working state right now. After bidding Twilight, her friends and the rest of the ponies goodbye, I clenched my hind legs tightly as I trotted back to my chariot.

"Your Majesty, I take that you're ready to leave?" One of my guards, a pegasus mare asked me. I briefly considered doing my business here before heading back, but I didn't think the Ponyville toilets - which were meant to fit ponies much smaller than me, would be comfortable at all, at least when compared to my own lavish royal throne in my personal bathroom back at home. With my mind made up, I nodded at my trusted guards as I sat down on the soft cushion in my private transport.

I climbed onto the velvety seat, carefully putting my hind legs beneath me as I shifted my full weight before lifting my front hooves up as well, getting into the standard sitting position. I took extra care today to make sure that nothing would spill while I moved. Even then, the sudden change of position made the pressure in my bladder feel worse, somehow. I felt the weight of the liquid waste I was carrying within me, threatening to spill forth and cover the floor in an ocean of gold if I lose my concentration. Using the sheer force of will, I made my holding muscles clench tighter as my guards took into the air.

Unfortunately, my body was unused to such an abrupt motion - a sudden change in altitude suddenly increased the pain immensely. I had to sit up slightly and place a front hoof over my privates to stop myself from leaking right then. I let out a quiet sigh of relief, but I really wished it was the kind that I really needed right now. What started out as a small discomfort was now turning into blazing pain in my lower abdomen as the ocean of urine sloshed within me. I needed to pee, and I needed it badly. The idea of a pot magically appearing before me sounded extremely inviting right now. I was pretty sure that drinking the two barrels of cider had instantly made the previously dormant urge strike at full force again. Thankfully, I managed to cut off any possible early start that my release had as I continued to sit in silence while holding myself with one hoof. I was also fairly certain that I hadn't been this desperate since a very long time.

Looking down from the side of my chariot, I saw trees slowly moving past beneath me, and I looked back to see how far I've traveled. I couldn't see Ponyville clearly anymore - it was just a distant speck on the horizon, meaning that we had moved a fair distance away from the small town. However, it was still quite a long journey to Canterlot - not to mention that my guards weren't meant to be fast. I usually took the time on the chariot to rest and enjoy the scenery, but I simply couldn't afford to spare my attention for that today. I knew that I should logically be able to hold it in - but the pain screaming from my crotch told me otherwise. I could just keep my hoof on my nether regions the whole ride back - there was no way that my guards would be able to see it, but I seriously doubted my ability to keep everything contained on the way. Not to mention the endless castle halls I have to navigate before I even managed to reach the heavenly object that is my toilet.

I looked over the side of the chariot again, staring at the vast expanse of green under me. All the trees were devoid of snow and frost, all of them a gleaming emerald in the afternoon sunlight. A sudden, rather devilish thought crossed my mind. There was nopony else living in that forest below, right? No one would notice if a sun goddess just squatted over her private chariot with her rump facing the air and her marehood exposed, just letting everything inside of her pour out, right?

The thought vanished as soon as it came. My cheeks turned bright red as my senses returned to me. Of course I would never do such a thing. I would never be able to live it down if anypony found out. Not to mention that I could possibly be giving a few unwary travelers a golden shower... I giggled at that thought. Damn, even I think I'm evil sometimes!

All those silly thoughts have temporarily distracted my mind from the issue at hoof. The sharp pain in my bladder reminded me of my predicament as I snapped back into reality, but before I could do anything, I felt my front hoof grow slightly damp. My eyes widened as I realized that a little spurt had escaped my mare lips when I was lost in my thoughts. The tiny dribble spilled a little onto my seat, and I frantically clamped my hoof down tighter, willing my exit hole shut. Please stop, please stop. I really didn't want to have an accident - not right here, out in the open for everyone to see.

Luckily, the flow stopped shortly after the initial leak, and I gently let out a breath I had been holding. I was still in extreme pain and discomfort, and I knew the golden ocean within me wasn't going to be held back much longer. Which meant that I couldn't wait until I got back to the castle at all. I needed relief, and I needed it now. Even if it didn't involve raining down golden liquid from the sky, something had to be done.

"Is everything okay, Your Majesty?" One of the other mares who had been pulling my chariot that was previously silent spoke up. It was surprising for me to have two mares as my personal taxi drivers instead of two stallions, but these two have never faltered in their duty, and I saw no problem in that. The two guards looked forward even as they spoke, not wanting to have an accident in midair. I might be the one having the accident sooner, though...

"Yes, I'm quite alright." I replied. "Although... I would have to ask you two a favor. Do you mind stopping and landing somewhere on the ground?" I was already far away from any civilization, and sneaking off into the woods for a quick bathroom break was not going to be difficult. I had rarely ever answered nature's call outdoors, but it didn't seem like I had any other choice.

The guards seemed to be confused, but they did as they were told a second later. "As you wish, Your Majesty." The two pegasi decreased their speed until they were slowly lowering the chariot to the ground. Luckily, they made the landing process rather smooth, decreasing any chance of me spilling anymore of the liquid within me. I resisted the urge to moan as the chariot finally made contact with solid ground. I found myself in a small clearing surrounded completely by trees. It was clearly somewhere in the middle of the forest.

Slowly, I lifted my hoof off my private parts, making sure that I was still completely dry. With careful steps, I lifted myself out of the chariot and slowly placed all my four hooves onto solid ground. A change of position immediately caused another sharp jolt through my bladder, but relief was just a few moments away and I couldn't care less. I was already in a secluded area - I could technically just let go right here - but there would still be two pairs of eyes that would be witnesses to my... rather embarrassing act. The two guards were already turning around to look at me, clearly awaiting their next command.

"Is Your Majesty alright? Why are we here?" The first guard shuffled a little on her hooves. By the slight sway of her hindquarters and her constant shifting... could it be that she...?

I don't think I could hide it from them. It's not like they're gonna tell anypony else, right? Especially if they needed to go themselves... I briefly thought about it before another jolt of pain reminded me that I didn't have time. I could feel the urine trying to force its way through my urethra.

"Well, to be honest... I'm really desperate to pee." I almost facehoofed at how bluntly I delivered that, but I continued. "I was just trying to find some privacy... would you mind waiting for me?"

I half expected the guards' faces to twist in a sly smile at the revelation that their princess needed to relieve herself, but the second mare just beamed happily and the first heaved a sigh of relief. "Oh, that's great! I-I mean, that's definitely okay. We were just kinda looking to taking a leak ourselves..."

Aha, bingo. I smiled as I realized that I didn't need to tell them to keep it a secret, after all. "By all means then, go ahead and find yourself sweet relief, my little ponies. You deserve it." The two pegasi both wore goofy smiles on their faces before they headed off in the opposite direction, probably to get more privacy as well.

I thought that I should probably do the same. I knew that they were out of sight - but I didn't particularly like the idea of my guards returning only to find a huge puddle on the floor waiting for them. I chuckled as I imagined their reactions, trotting forward to find a more suitable location for me to do my business.

My bladder was already close to bursting by now, and I knew I wouldn't be able to walk very far. I was aware that a few drops had already dribbled out of me as I felt them flow down my leg, but I wasn't going to have an accident yet. After following what seemed like a miniature path for a while, I finally emerged into another clearing, with two thick trees flanking either side. I sighed with relief, almost ready to just let everything flow... before I noticed something rather unusual in the middle of the clearing.

There was a tiny pile of snow, slightly melted at the edges from the morning sun earlier laying in the middle. On top of that pile stood a sturdy snowman, with a long carrot as its nose and black rocks as its eyes and mouth. Two twigs that stuck to its body acted as its arms, and it almost looked like it was inviting me to come over and piss all over him.

A mischievous smirk crossed my face as I thought of the possible silent invitation. This was probably a small part that didn't get cleared away during Winter Wrap Up, and I'm about to fix just that. Except that I wouldn't plow or shovel the remaining snow away, nor will I use my magic to melt the remnants of last winter. Oh no, my task was much easier than that.

"Hello, Mr. Snowman." I made a playful greeting at the inanimate figure made out of snow. "I see that you know what I'm about to do?" The snowman just stared back at me with a smile. Of course, I didn't actually expect a response, but I continued the act anyway.

"Oh, you're inviting me to pee over you as a goodbye gift before you leave? How can I say no to that when you asked me so nicely?" I smirked at my own childish actions. Talking to a snowman, indeed. I must be really stressed out to be capable of such ways in hopes of entertaining myself.

My bladder muscles were getting more stressed over time as well, and I knew that I was about to let go at any second. I moved closer to the snowman, not bothering to take the time to remove my shoes. I could clean them later, and I knew I was about to make a huge mess with the gallons of liquid inside me. I was bound to get my hooves dirty anyway.

"Well, are you ready? I most certainly am. I've been dying to piss for so long already!' I laughed as my hooves touched the cold water that part of the snow had already melted into. "Make sure you stay awake. I don't want you to miss any part of my show!"

Quickly getting into position, I planted my hind hooves firmly on the ground before raising my front legs to lay them on the pile of snow, which made it look like I was leaning onto the tiny hill. I moved my large flowing tail out of the way so that it wouldn't get soaked, offering the snowman a full view of my naughty bits. My fully exposed marehood was now pointing directly at the base of the snowy mound that the snowman was perched on. Taking a quick glance at it myself, my cheeks flush a little as I grin. The pinkish folds were plump and rather large, enough to make any stallion's or mare's mouth water at the sight. Most wouldn't even dream of being able to see a goddess's most private parts, let alone see her use them.

Finally turning back to look at the snowman directly in his stony eyes, I flashed him a final grin before saying, "I hope you enjoy yourself!" With that, I took a deep breath and let the dam break. I had half-expected it to be a little hard, given that it was my first time doing such a thing in a forest... but the sheer amount of urine in me was probably enough to just overpower any hesitation left inside my brain. Well, they say when you gotta go, you gotta go! Even if you're a goddess who is supposed to act all prim and proper... I chuckled slightly at how dirty some might presume the act of peeing outside as.

With all my restraints gone, be it physical or mental, my entire body relaxed and my holding muscles loosened. A loud hissing sound was immediately heard as the weight I had been carrying around for days finally, finally made its way out of my body.

"Ah..." I let out a satisfied moan at the release I was getting. I looked down to see the mess I was making, and my eyes widened as I saw the huge yellow torrent shooting out of my urethra. "Wow... that is a lot... ah..." I thought out loud as I continued to express my pleasure loudly, knowing that there was no one to witness their sun princess emptying her bladder over an unmelted pile of snow. My two guards crossed my mind for a moment, but I quickly brushed off the thought with a smirk as I wondered how good their own relief must feel right now as well.

My urine stream didn't have a slow start - it was just a powerful gush pouring out the moment I relaxed every muscle in my body. I didn't even need to use force for the pee to form an arc, now hitting the mound of snow at an acute angle instead of falling directly onto the forest floor. The snow melted almost immediately as the stream made contact with its white surface. Clouds of steam was starting to rise up round me as the ice slowly turned back into water again, slowly forming a rather large puddle tinged with yellow. It felt so good that I half-expected myself to pass out from the sheer pleasure I was getting. All the pain evaporated like the snow around me, making me close my eyes and hang my head in relief. My wings involuntarily spread open as the almost orgasmic relief washed over my body.

"Aah... I had to piss really bad..." I muttered to myself. I could feel my hooves getting warm as the puddle I was making grew rapidly in size. When I opened my eyes again, the base of the snowman had completely melted, and the little white creature was slowly disappearing from the bottom. I giggled at what I was doing - assisting the melting of the last bits of winter with a bodily function. The snowman's eyes continued to stare at me, unblinking. I laughed when I knew that my golden ocean was going to wipe out that smile on his face soon.

"I hope you know that you're really lucky. Not everypony gets to see their princess pee in front of them," I teased the shrinking snowman that was rapidly turning into a clear puddle, mixing with the large yellow one below. The forest ground was now completely soaked in a mixture of water and urine, and the sour tang of the fermented cider I was passing out quickly filled the air. It was still bearable - a normal pony's urine would have reeked much stronger than this.

It didn't take long before the snowman's face started to join the puddle on the floor. I gave one last giggle directed towards him before speaking, "Well, I guess that's the end of my little show. At least, for you." I knew I still had a long way to go before I actually finished. "I hope you have a wonderful journey ahead!" With those words, the snowman completely disappeared, the clear water vanishing as it joined the large yellow sea below. I didn't even realize that my shoes were already getting soaked by my own body fluids.

With my conversation partner gone, I closed my eyes once more and continued the rest of my release in silence. It was then that I realized that I hadn't had such a great release in a long time. Expelling the liquid waste I had held in for a few days was beyond pleasurable. Some sun goddess you are, enjoying a long pee in the woods and talking to a snowman. I snickered as I imagined Luna's reaction to this, if she ever found out, of course.

Even though roughly three minutes had passed, my stream hadn't slowed down one bit. I was now peeing directly onto the large puddle of water and urine, and the hissing sound the yellow liquid once made when it came into contact with the snow had now became a rather loud splashing. The ground wasn't absorbing the puddle fast enough to match the pace of the amount I was removing from my overfull bladder.

After about four minutes or so, my stream finally started to slow down. I feel my bathroom break reaching its end as the last drops of urine left my vulva, dripping into the huge mess I've made on the ground. When I was sure that my bladder was empty, I shook my rump to clear away any stray droplets clinging to my marehood. After I dislodged any remaining pee on my private parts, I flapped my wings and lifted myself out of the golden puddle I was standing in, looking down to see my own work.

I was a little shocked at how much pee I produced. Almost the entire section of the clearing was thoroughly soaked in warm pee, and there were no traces to a snowman actually being here before. The soil was doing its best to take in all of the drink that I had given it so generously. I giggled at the realization that all of this liquid waste came from me.

Admiring my little patch of creation one last time, I flew towards the path that I took to arrive here, and slowly made my way back towards my royal chariot. My guards were already waiting when I came back, looking slightly nervous as I stepped into my private transport with a grin. "Feeling better?" I asked teasingly.

One of the white mares blushed but nodded. "If we're all ready then, I believe we're ready to head home. I think all of us need a shower when we get there."

Without much word, my guards took off into the sky, not giving the forest below us another look. As my chariot glided over the thick canopy, I looked down again, chuckling quietly to myself as I imagined the reactions of any passerby that might possibly encounter the large golden puddle in the middle of the woods.

Author's Note

To my anonymous requester:

I'm very sorry for such a delay. And sorry if it isn't that good. I tried my best to fit the prompt your gave me.

I have something important to do coming in the next few weeks, so chapter publishing will slow down considerably.

Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoyed it! Stay tuned for the next chapter!

~Frosty