When Nature Calls

by GoddessOfCarries

Chapter 8: Spike/Self-Insert

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Chapter 8

Individual additional tags: Background Romance
Other additional tags: Background Sparity shipping, M/F shipping, whole lot of friendshipping with myself, some mentions of alcohol, a dragon and an alicorn relieving themselves in nature, both with extremely full bladders, mild sexual thoughts, rather major discussion of fetish, comforting words, first person POV of Spike


I would be lying if I said I wasn't excited. Tomorrow was the day that I could finally have a real chance at asking the mare of my dreams out. I was going to surprise Rarity on her birthday with an extra special gift, but this time, I'm going to ask her out as well. I had always shown interest in her and it's obvious that she noticed, but she had always brushed it off and claimed that I was too young.

Tomorrow, however, was going to be different. I had grown wings for about a few months now - I could no longer be classified as a "baby dragon." In fact, Twilight didn't seem to show too much displeasure as I told her about my plans. It was clear that this was a golden opportunity, and it could mean the difference between me getting to finally have a chance with the one pony I had been in love with ever since I came to Ponyville or not.

Right now, I was walking along the streets of the small town I called home, on my way to the cafe to grab some breakfast before heading off to the local mall to pick my gift for Rarity, with a rather sleepy blue mare tagging along with me. She was the only other alicorn ever known to exist in Ponyville, besides Twilight. Naturally, I was still a little shocked that a pony with wings and a horn could have a life without being a princess, but Frosty had quickly befriended us, and we've grown to enjoy her presence. She was a little like Twilight, in the sense that she would not think highly of herself just because of her presumed alicorn status, and we all agreed that we liked her for that.

So, I invited her along to help me choose my extra special present. None of my friends were close enough for me to ask, as Twilight had stated that she wanted some time in the library alone today, and Starlight was visiting her hometown with Sunburst, so I was left with the blue mare, who crashed at our place after a long night of drinking with Twilight and her friends. Since the castle had many spare rooms, Twilight didn't mind leaving one for Frosty as well. She agreed to accompany me as long as we were going out for some food first.

"Uh, Spike, remind me why am I here again?" The alicorn who was following me yawned after that statement.

"Because you are the only one available for me to ask, and at least you wouldn't complain about the whole thing being boring all the time." That last part was technically true - I made the mistake of asking Rainbow Dash to follow me last time, and I almost didn't survive her whining to tell the tale.

"Well, if you say so, but you know me," she followed it up with another yawn before continuing, "I'm barely awake in the morning. I don't know how much of help I'll be."

"It's still nice having a friend to come along." I offered her a smile, which she returned, despite her still looking rather aloof. "I mean, unless you're Rainbow Dash." I added.

We chuckled on our way to breakfast. I had basically gotten used to a diet that only consisted of gemstones now and then, so I didn't complain much when the cafe didn't have any food that included my favorite treat. Frosty, unsurprisingly, drank two large cups of coffee, and appeared a lot more energetic after that. She was seemingly addicted to the beverage, although I couldn't comprehend it at all. It was a few of her many quirks, including the fact that she wasn't a morning pony.

We chatted about various subjects before paying and leaving to get my gift. I found out that spending time with her was surprisingly pleasant, as she was incredibly easy to talk to, even though she appears shy at first glance. Well, she did admit that she was more of an introvert, but it was hard to tell when she's speaking to her close friends. She was certainly easier to talk to than Fluttershy, at least.

Our day went by rather uneventfully. The mall was relatively empty, so there was nothing and no one to deter us. I basically had already picked a few gifts in my mind, and I only had to go to the shop to pick it up. Frosty did offer some suggestions, and I got a dainty hairclip that had aquamarine stones in it, despite the alicorn's statement that she probably already had thousands of those.

"Applejack said that last time, too." I told her. "She doesn't get bored of it, if you're wondering. Just like how you never get bored of coffee," I joked.

She had rolled her eyes, saying that you couldn't compare coffee to jewelry, but she smiled and reassured me that I knew Rarity best, and she would definitely like what I'm planning to give her if what I said was true. I smiled appreciatively. Another thing I liked about her was that she was always generous with her compliments, and you could tell that she sounded sincere. We hung around the mall for a while until it was late afternoon, and we decided to head back to the castle after grabbing a bite to eat at a nearby restaurant.

"Whew, it was a long day." I said as we left the large building. Frosty only nodded in response. We had been out for the whole morning, and I was starting to get tired, physically, at least, if not mentally due to the excitement of finally being able to successfully ask my crush out tomorrow. While having wings was great, I was still nowhere as good as a flier as Dash, or even Twilight since she had had those wings for I don't know how long. I opted to walk as we made our journey back.

But that wasn't the only thing that was on my mind. Aside from the euphoria I felt from the thought of Rarity finally saying yes, I had a... different issue plaguing me since we sat down for lunch. It started out as a minor issue, but after a lot of drinking at both breakfast and lunch due to me not getting any water in-between, it was a quick way for a bladder to fill.

I had to pee, and rather badly too, judging by the pressure above my nether regions. According to Twilight, dragons have some of the largest bladders in Equestria when compared to other creatures, especially normal ponies. They could hold as much as an alicorn can if pushed to the limits, and older dragons can even skip multiple bathroom breaks a day. However, judging by my desperation, it was clear that I wasn't used to holding anything in me for more than a few hours at once, and my age was probably not helping. Although I had went through the molt phase, I was still relatively young for a dragon.

I had debated using the bathroom before we left, but that meant that I would have to tell Frosty that I needed to take a leak, and something about that made me reject the notion. I didn't know why - but letting a mare know of my needs, especially one as private as this, made me feel rather awkward and embarrassed, even though she was only just a friend. Twilight was an exception - she had been like a big sister or even mother to me ever since I was born, allowing me to be comfortable enough around her to reveal my needs and wants. Besides, my pride had rather unwisely told me that since I was a big dragon now, I would have no trouble holding it in.

It was not enough to bother me for the first few minutes of our walk, but as time passed by, my need only got worse. I had to resist the urge to grab my crotch to at least attempt to lessen my pain and discomfort. Only then I realized that I had missed my morning pee today. No wonder I had been feeling like I've missed out something in my routine due to sheer excitement, and that the need became unbearable so quickly.

"Um... Spike?" Frosty's voice snapped me back to the real world, as I was lost in my internal struggle to hold all of the liquid waste inside me. "How long would we need to walk to reach the castle, again?"

That was actually a question my mind was subconsciously asking myself. I didn't even know if I'm able to make it back at this rate. As far as I knew, the trip back to the castle wasn't short.

"... I don't know," I answered honestly. "It is quite far away, though. At least 5 minutes or more." My bladder seemed to scream in pain at that number.

It was then that I noticed Frosty was acting rather unnaturally. She was lagging behind more than usual, and there were mixed emotions in her eyes. There were a few beads of sweat on her forehead, even though we just emerged from a rather cool building.

"Are you alright?" I asked, feeling concern for my friend. Was she feeling sick? I was starting to ponder on the causes when she replied.

"You don't seem too good yourself, Spike."

Only then did I realize that I was starting to bounce on my legs from sheer desperation. I realized with horror that it was too late to cover up my actions, but I tried anyway.

"I'm fine! Besides, you look more troubled." I quickly added. I wasn't entirely lying - there was visible strain in the alicorn's face, it almost like she was hiding something...

"Well... I really have to piss, if you want to know."

I was entirely unprepared for that answer.

No wonder she had been so quiet since we left the mall. She barely responded to me and most of our conversations had drifted away. It was clear that she had to go as badly as I did, from the way she was shuffling on her hooves and the pained look on her face.

"Well, we should hurry back to the castle then," I said, hoping that she would drop the conversation about my weird behavior, even though knowing that she had the same need as me made me feel less embarrassed.

Fortunately, her mind seemed too occupied to bring up that issue again, as she simply nodded and continued walking with obvious discomfort. I debated on flying, since it was definitely a faster way with the wind carrying me back home, but realizing that the gravity would probably not favor my already bursting bladder, I just continued to make my way back on foot.

Now that I got over the fact that Frosty was also dying to empty her bladder, my own desperation came striking back at full force. I was only grateful that the streets of Ponyville were quite empty during these hours, and since the blue mare behind me already admitted to her need, it allowed me to grab my crotch with one claw.

"Spike?" My action didn't go unnoticed by her, apparently. "Do you have to go, too?"

Unable to deny it any longer, and not really seeing the reason for doing so, I blushed madly as I nodded. Great, how would Rarity even like me after she finds out that I'm still shy to admit my needs even after a mare had done the same?

"Well, great. I really, really wished I know teleportation as well as Twilight does..." She said with a wince. I was relieved that she didn't tease me for my apparent need, but it wasn't the kind of relief I needed at the moment, and I honestly couldn't have cared less if she did make a remark.

"I feel the same too." I said truthfully. My logic told me that there was no way I could hold it in all the way back - this was probably the first time in my life that I had to go so badly, at the point where I feel like I might wet myself like a baby again. No, Spike, you're going to be an adult soon. You can hold it...

I looked around where we were and saw that the entire area was deserted - many ponies probably chose to take a nap on this day or something. Regardless, I was happy from the lack of attention, but what caught my eye was the stray path leading off to the woods. An idea quickly rose in my desperate mind - I'm a male dragon, and it would be incredibly easy for me to just find a tree or bush that's out of sight to relieve myself. I didn't have a problem with peeing outside - in fact, I admit that I had done it more than a few times, especially when I was younger and had a smaller bladder.

But as soon as that idea came, it disappeared in an instant as I realized that I was blushing uncontrollably. I haven't had to resort to answering nature's call in nature itself for that long already - and why should that change now, especially when I was older and should have less trouble keeping my bladder in check? That is so uncouth... like Rarity would say. It's not like I have no other choice... ugh, I wish I had used the bathroom this morning... stupid me...

Looking at the rows of houses in Ponyville, however, gave me another idea. I got it! I'll just stop at one of our closest friend's house and ask them for a bathroom! Rarity's boutique is just a few more steps away - surely she doesn't mind letting us use her bathroom. I smiled as I found a way out of my predicament, and Frosty's too. Why didn't I think of this sooner?

Satisfied with the mental solution I made, I was ready to continue on - but a gasp held me in place. I turned around to face the source of the sound, and found the alicorn to be shaking uncontrollably. She had her hind legs squeezed tightly together - a gesture I've seen in Twilight a few times whenever she needed the bathroom. Another pang of worry crossed my heart. I might be able to make it to a proper bathroom, if I push myself hard enough, but I wasn't sure how Frosty was faring at this point. It probably wasn't too far fetched to assume that she wasn't going to hold on much longer.

And sure enough, no matter how hard she seemed to be trying to hold back the ocean within here, she let out a small squeak as a few dribbles of urine hit the floor, a sight which made my face grow even redder than it was before. I couldn't see her most private parts - not that I had any intention to - but I could picture the golden liquid leaking out of her folds, the image vivid in my now really overloaded mind. I was so preoccupied with her desperation that my own was forgotten for a second.

"No... no, please no," the blue mare muttered, a look of pure anguish on her face. I felt a huge wave of sympathy for her - although that might be just because my own bladder wasn't really faring well either. Frosty seemed to be having the worse situation out of the two of us, though, as her initial dribbles had now turned into a full-out leak, rivulets of golden liquid running down her back legs. I could only watch with an expression of helplessness, sympathy and abject horror as the ground around her hooves turned wet, silently praying for her flow to stop. Frosty is my friend, and the last thing I wanted was for her to bear the embarrassment of wetting herself as a grown mare.

Fortunately, after about 5 seconds her apparent accident stopped, but I could tell that she would lose complete control soon. Indeed, she looked at me with slightly tearful eyes as she said: "Spike... I'm sorry, I can't... hold it in any longer..." I was only glad that no one was around to witness the incident. I could tell that this was the final straw - the next time this happened again, she'll not be able to hold it in any longer.

It was then that I knew that she definitely would not be able to hold it until we got to Rarity's place. Actually, now when I see it, it would be ineffective to visit the boutique which had only one bathroom for guests - only one of us would be able to use it at a time, and by her situation, it was clear that it wouldn't have worked.

However, this wasn't about me - I wasn't the one who almost had an accident in the middle of the street. If my bladder hurt, I couldn't imagine how much worse Frosty's pain must be. A true gentleman would always prioritize a lady's needs before his own, and even though this alicorn is just my friend, I should start showing a good example if I was going to ask Rarity out.

"This way," I led the desperate blue mare to the path I saw earlier, and she followed with no hesitation. After she saw that I was leading her into the woods, she seemed to get the idea, even flapping her wings to help her run faster. She seemed all for that idea - in fact, I could probably imagine that anything that could offer her relief right now sounded like heaven. Even though it was significantly more difficult for a mare to relieve themselves in public, it was still the only option available for her now. I could also tell that she was not going to hold on for much longer, only continuing deeper to get more privacy. At the same time, my own desperation suddenly struck back with a vengeance. Grabbing my crotch again for good measure, I followed the alicorn with no intention of losing her.

When is she going to stop? Surely we're far enough from other ponies already... It was already a quiet day to begin with, and I could already see many large bushes in sight... I wasn't gonna lie, I was actually dying for release as well, and I understood that it could be inconvenient for a mare to be doing their business with little privacy, but desperation was taking over my rational senses and I wasn't thinking straight.

After a few seconds, which to me felt like an eternity, the alicorn stopped. We were now far away from any possible civilization, and the chances of being caught was zero. I was just going to ask Frosty if she was satisfied with this spot when I heard a familiar squeak. Only then my eyes widened in realization - the mare's action of clenching her hind legs and the familiar golden liquid flowing down her legs confirmed it. Frosty had not stopped on purpose - she was unable to go any further.

"I... I can't hold it anymore..." She muttered, a tear flowing down her left eye, probably out of pain and embarrassment. Once again, a stab of pain shot through my heart at seeing my friend in this state. "I... I can't walk." Her breaths were uneven and shallow, and I couldn't stand and watch any further.

"Frosty..." I looked around once more for good measure, and after making sure we were truly alone, I placed a claw on her shaking front leg in comfort. "We are far away enough already. Just let it go." There was indeed a large bush obscuring most of the view behind it, at least to anyone who happened to walk on the other side. Not to mention there was a large tree just next to us, which provided excellent cover from any possible wanderers.

"No... it's not that." She shook her head, conveying helplessness and endless humiliation. I could tell that she just wanted this to be over with. "I... I can't even crouch down. My bladder is too full... if I do that..." She winced again, and this time the leaking wouldn't stop, no matter how hard she was trying. "I... I might lose balance and fall.

Now I understood. I totally understood the numbness and fatigue that one feels in their muscles when emptying a really full bladder - and Frosty had probably waited so long that she couldn't resist the temptation to just collapse if she balanced herself on her two hind legs as she peed. This made me feel pity for all the mares who had needed to use the wilderness as their toilet before.

"Spike... I'm sorry, I know this sounds weird and everything, but I need to pee standing up. I hope you understand," she looked at me with a desperate gleam in her eyes. Unable to form words, I only nodded mutely. Out of all the images in my head, the one of a mare urinating while standing like a stallion was not included. Still, it seemed like it was the best choice for the alicorn now, so I decided to just roll with it.

A brief smile flitted across her face before she mumbled weakly, "Thank you." And without saying anything else, she quickly turned to the tree beside us, and stood up on her hind legs, using her front hooves to support her weight, making sure she was fully facing the trunk. Her still leaking marehood was now fully exposed to me, but I had no time to even blush as the dam broke for the alicorn who was pushed to her limit.

A huge torrent of golden liquid shot out from between her pink folds, which were larger than an average pony's. Looking at the strength and size of her stream, she wasn't kidding when she said that she was at her limit. My face was now burning positively. The only pony I've ever seen so exposed was Twilight, and because she was like family, I assumed that it was normal. But Frosty seemed completely oblivious to the fact that I was still staring at her privates as she continued to relieve herself of the burden she had carried for so long.

"Ah..." Her previously erratic breathing had finally been drawn out to a long, pleasured sigh as a blissful smile stretched across her face. A shudder seemed to have gone through her entire body, and I saw all her muscles visibly slack as she completely caved and relied fully on the support of the tree. I was secretly relieved that Frosty had wisely chosen this position, as she would have fell into her own pool of urine if she didn't.

I involuntarily smiled too, glad that she was spared from further embarrassment. I didn't even mind the fact that Frosty was peeing while perched on two hind legs, or that the fact that her golden urine stream was arcing out and hitting the base of the tree trunk exactly like a stallion's would, creating a loud splattering sound as it made contact with the rough bark, occasionally spraying onto her own light blue fur as she leaned in further on the tree. In fact, the sound and sight were both rather mesmerizing, and the image of a certain white unicorn floated in my mind...

What? No! Spike, what are you thinking? I scolded myself mentally. How could I be such a pervert? This was such a private thing, something that shouldn't be seen at all... but I couldn't deny that the longer I watched the alicorn relieve herself on the large tree, the more I started to fantasize about it, except that I wasn't seeing Frosty anymore - it was Rarity, the one mare that I love and should have respected, the one pony that I should keep away from all these terrible thoughts, who was leaning against the bark and emptying an overfilled bladder. I was so far into my thoughts that the sharp smell of her urine that stung my nose didn't even bother me.

It was Frosty's voice that finally snapped me out of my trance. "Well, Spike, what're you waiting for? Your own bladder is gonna burst if you wait any longer." I blinked twice before finally managing to meet her eyes, wondering if my face was comparable to a real tomato now. I offered a hopefully apologetic look.

"Well, go ahead, don't mind me," she said with a slightly amused look, even though her voice was still shaky. I nodded and tore my eyes away from her, even though the splashing of her pee against the trunk was still deafening. Her stream was still as strong as it had been initially, not slowing down one bit even as I walked further away to get my own relief.

Once I got my head clear, the pain in my bladder became awfully intense once more. I was now standing at an angle facing the tree as well, no longer directly in Frosty's line of sight, even though her blue form was still in the corner of my eye. My privates, which were a lighter purple when compared to the rest of my scales and slightly tinted with pink, seemed to be rather fond of the idea of letting go - as my dragonhood was already unsheathed and pointed at the tree, even slightly firm from my earlier fantasies. A dragon's most private parts were usually cleverly layered underneath their tough underscales, only revealing itself when they were extremely aroused or when they were relieving themselves.

However, whatever arousal I felt was not enough to stop me from achieving my release. With a long sigh, I loosened my bladder muscles and felt the floodgates open. The earlier mental obstacles were nothing to me now - this was an emergency, plain as day, and I wasn't going to wait any longer to satisfy a basic need.

My own golden stream was slightly lighter in color when compared to Frosty's, and mine didn't have such a big force to begin with, but it was still a formidable amount which could only be produced by a bursting bladder. I smiled in pure relief as the sound of my own stream added to Frosty's, which was still very much audible. Sure, I didn't really make it, but it was better than having an accident in plain sight. Besides, I've done this before, it doesn't make any difference now.

After releasing a healthy amount of pee, I felt my feet getting wet and noticed that my now completely soft length was spraying at the ground at an odd angle which was causing many stray droplets to hit my own scales. I used a claw to grab my member, before directing it at the already darkened tree trunk once more and reducing the amount of pee I was getting on myself.

In that moment, it was just me, Frosty and both of us enjoying our well-deserved relief. The world around me had became a blur, and I didn't care if Frosty could see me - I had watched her, after all, and it was only fair if she got to see me as well. I was only basking in the joy and pleasure of enjoying a simple benefit granted to all males - being able to take a quick bathroom break in the woods without much trouble at all. My entire body sagged and weakened at the relief I was getting, not unlike what Frosty was going through just a few feet away from me.

I didn't know how long I've been pissing for - but it was certainly at least three minutes - after all, my bladder had been filled to the brim, and I wasn't lying when I said I had never been this desperate. Slowly, I felt my stream begin to weaken, the angle of my stream decreasing rapidly until it stopped completely. I gave a few pushes on my bladder, which managed to squirt a few last spurts of urine before it was completely empty. Satisfied, I stretched my wings out, as well as my arms and legs, before flapping them and flying over to examine the long drink that I had given the tree.

Almost the entire section of the tree on my side was now darkened with the fluids that I had dumped on it, and the ground around it was obviously wet, although it could easily be mistaken as water. The smell of the liquid waste hung heavily in the air, and I was glad that we were quite deep into the woods, for I certainly didn't want to be discovered.

I was about to get going before I realized that Frosty wasn't finished - in fact, the sound of urine splashing against the tree was still very loud, and this made me wonder how much alicorns could really hold in them. Twilight told me about alicorns having larger bladders than normal ponies - in fact, they were known to be the creatures that could hold in the most when pushed to the absolute limit, although said limit varies with each individual. By the amount the blue mare behind the tree was releasing, I could tell that the statement was not a lie.

"You're done?" The mare's voice carried from the other side of the tree. I took a step towards her - and for a moment the sight of the alicorn spraying her urine against the now very dark tree bark came into my full view once more. My face was positively flushed as I turned around quickly and said, "Sorry!" Then, hesitantly, I added, "Yes, I'm finished."

"Good for you. I'm sorry, but it will take a while before I can say the same for myself. Ah, this feels so good..." Even when she was out of sight, her moans of pleasure was still sending tingles down my spine. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't keep the image of Rarity doing the same thing behind that tree. Sweet Celestia, was I really finding a mare peeing... hot? I couldn't deny that the sight of my dream mare relieving herself was rather... tantalizing, even if it was just in my fantasy.

While I was caught up in these perverted thoughts, Frosty continued to pee for about two more minutes, before the splattering sound grew softer and eventually disappeared completely. I heard the sound of her magic plucking a few leaves off the bushes behind us, probably to clean herself up. When I finally heard the telltale flapping of her wings, she called back to me. "I'm done as well!"

Once I had the permission, I flapped my own wings to get back to the other side of the tree. I was both amazed and horrified by the damage she had done to tree and its roots. Almost the entire half of the tree was coated in urine, although its vivid yellow was not visible against the trunk. The huge roots of the tree too had been sprayed and were completely wet. The puddle she made was so huge that the ground couldn't even absorb it all at once, and the bushes behind us were also drinking up her liquid waste with their roots. I probably shouldn't be surprised, since she had peed for 5 minutes, but I've never seen Twilight produce such an amount.

I looked at Frosty, and she too was examining the mess she made. I could tell that she was still upset - in fact, she looked like she felt like crying. I walked over and gently placed a reassuring claw on her shoulder again.

"Spike... I'm a grown mare... and I almost had an accident." Her face was both red from embarrassment and possibly anger, at herself. "What if someone finds out..."

"Don't worry about it." I tried to console the mare. "Look, I didn't make it either. In fact, I've peed many times outside, so it's really quite a normal thing. Also, I won't think any less of you, and neither will any of our friends. Although this can be our little secret, okay?" I smiled at her.

She managed a weak smile back. "Well, yeah, I guess you're right." And without any hesitation, I wrapped my arms around the blue alicorn in a hug, which she returned almost immediately. It might sound weird when I say it this way - but I felt that peeing together made our friendship stronger than it was before.

When she finally let me go, I wondered if she was still mad at me for watching her. "Um, Frosty, sorry about... looking at you earlier. I mean, when you were... you know."

"Oh, that. Don't worry about it," She seemed to be finally back to her normal self. "I don't have any ill feelings towards that. In fact, it looked like you rather enjoyed it."

The last line caught me completely off guard. I just stood with my jaw open, unable to form comprehensible words. She chuckled at my expression.

"Silly you, I noticed your expression. But it's fine, besides, I actually saw you too." She winked, making my jaw drop even further. "Oh, don't be so surprised, Spike. You might have thought you couldn't see me, but I could see your... you know, quite clearly." Her cheeks were lightly dusted with pink at that statement, although they quickly faded away, replaced by a mischievous smile.

"But if you manage to find it appealing... then I admit to you, I find the sight of somepony peeing rather attractive too."

"What?" I finally managed to croak out. She wasn't even... put off? And she felt the same way about this... about watching someone urinate? "You... you would watch a stallion pee, too?"

"Well, Spike, technically, I'm bisexual, so I find both mares and stallions relieving themselves rather... hot." She admitted with another blush. "The point is, I really hope my special somepony would let me watch them pee, and watch me do the same in return."

"Oh, wow, that's..." My messed up brain couldn't even make out coherent thoughts right now.

"Tell me, Spike, did you envision Rarity while you saw me piss all over that tree?" I was shocked at how she could read me so easily, but I knew that there was no point in denying, so I nodded.

"It's perfectly normal to feel that way. Actually, when I watched you... somepony came into my mind as well." I noticed how she deliberately avoided revealing who she thought of, but I wasn't all that curious, anyway.

"Spike, Rarity will understand when it's time for you to tell her," she said, seemingly sensing my concerns. "Just don't rush it or be hasty while informing her of your... interests, but when you two are stable and comfortable with each other... well, a few experiments here and there won't hurt." She winked suggestively once more.

I took a deep breath, feeling more at ease now once I knew I wasn't alone in having these... thoughts. "Thanks, Frosty."

"No problem. Now let's get going before we risk getting found out and get humiliated for public urination, okay?" I couldn't disagree with that statement. Besides, both of us really needed to get home and take a shower after this. Nodding, I stood beside her once more before taking off into the sky together, feeling more confident about my date tomorrow with a friend's support.


Author's Note

My attempt at a non-shipping self-insert chapter. Okay yes, I know it's terrible, please tolerate me as I experiment with male characters, rip :twilightblush:

Also this marks my first creature chapter! :yay:

So, so sorry for the long wait... again. Life got in my way. :fluttercry: BUT I'M NOT DEAD! I SWEAR! ~~I almost died actually but nothing can kill me... yet~~ :rainbowderp:

See you next time, and I hope the next time isn't a long time again *sighs*

~Frosty

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