The Pillars of Old Equestria have been freed from limbo, courtesy of the Elements of Harmony. As a celebration of their services to the state, the inhabitants of Ponyville decide to throw a combined party for both sets of Equestrian heroes.

For Jake—a human living in Ponyville—this means enduring a day of decorating the town under the watchful eye of Spoiled Rich, a mare with a ridiculously old fashioned attitude towards the male gender in general. This lousy day may well have been his last, if it weren’t for one of the recently liberated Pillars.

Warning: This fic is RGRE, just incase that isn’t your thing.

A short human x Somnambula romance, with scheduled lewdness in later chapters. This was going to be the one shot I promised to the readers of J’adore, but I think it’s turning into something more than that.

Preread by JimboTex.

Cover art by cheesedoodle96.