The price of insulting the royal sunbutt.
Princess Cadence
Previous ChapterThe next day dawned; Canterlot Castle was once again safe and at peace, thanks to Twilight and her uncanny talent at friendship. Daybreaker was already at the Castle of Friendship, getting to know Starlight Glimmer much better than Twilight could only assume. Everything has returned to normal.
"I'm just so happy that that's finally over, guys. Honestly, I never thought that all Daybreaker needed was a friend." Said Twilight as she looked over to Celestia and Luna.
"Neither could I, Twilight. But once again, you've prevailed in protecting our nation from potential disaster. We certainly made the right choice in making you an alicorn. You've shown us that you're able to handle it." Luna said to Twilight.
"Lulu, Twilight. I'm so very proud of both of you. Luna, for turning things around for the better; Twilight, for being the hero of Equestria countless times over; and both of you for saving me from my inner demons. We do make the best team, don't we?" Asked Celestia as she looked back at Twilight and Luna.
"But Twilight! Everything that happened yesterday and in Celestia's nightmares. Shudders Nopony is to ever know about this Twilight... EVER!!!" Said, Luna.
"You don't need to worry about that, Luna; that will never happen." Said Twilight.
"See to it that it never does; your secrecy is most appreciated, Twilight." Said, Luna. Not long after Luna finished her statement, a knock could be heard on the Throne Room doors.
"Hmm... I wonder who's there?" Asked Twilight to herself as she made her way to the door to open it. Twilight had then seen Canterlot's courier there. "Fast Travel! Hey there buddy, how've you been lately?" Asked Twilight.
"Everything's been busy as usual, Pri- I-I mean Twilight. Yeah, I just received a letter from you here. Well, here you go; time to continue my rounds then." Stated Fast Travel as he saluted and then went to make his deliveries.
"Good luck with your relationship with Derpy!" Twilight said as he left.
"Thank you, I will!" Fast Travel replied as he kept moving.
"Hey guys, It's from Cadence; she's coming to visit us. I can't wait for her and my BFF to show up." Twilight said affectionately. "The letter says that she's close to being here and should be here in about five minutes from now." Said Twilight.
"That's great news, Twilight. It has been a while since Cadence visited us. I wonder how the Crystal Empire has been doing as of late?" Asked Celestia. A knock was heard at their front doors to the Throne Room.
"Ooh! That must be Cadence! I'm coming!" Said Twilight as she raced over to the front doors to open them, and there she was. "Cadence! It's so good to see you! Please, come on in!" Said Twilight cheerfully.
"Hey there, everypony! Yeah, I've been swamped as of late. Everything's been fine so far, though, so hurray for small blessings, am I right?" Said Cadence.
"So where's my BBBFF at? I thought he'd bring Flurry Heart here with you guys." Asked Twilight.
"No, he couldn't make it over this time, Twilight, sorry. Somepony has to be with the foal and watch over the kingdom, you know." Said Cadence.
"Aww... well, tell him I said "hi" when you get back home, okay." Said Twilight.
"I'll make sure to deliver your message, Twilight. So, what's been going on with you guys? Anything interesting happened since I last visited?" Asked Cadence.
Twilight was about to reply when she saw Luna's cross face. Twilight would be dead right where she stood if looks could kill. "Umm... No, not at all; everything is as normal as possible." Said Twilight as Luna's face relaxed slightly but was still a trite stern.
"Hey! How about we break into the ice over some refreshing tea and scones? Asked Celestia as she was trying to make Cadence's time here more pleasant, Also because she had sensed Luna's attitude. "Yes, I'll just summon the waiter here, and he can order the tea and snacks for us." Said, Celestia. But before she could summon the waiter, Snickering Celestia could swear that she heard someone snicker. Her eyes darted off to both Luna and Cadence.
"Uh... D-Don't look at me; I didn't do anything!" Said, Luna. Then Celestia moved her head over to look at Cadence.
"Hmm.. Snicker What? What is it, Auntie? Was it something I said?" Asked Cadence.
'Oh no! Please, Cadence, don't piss her off; she's very unpleasant when angry!' Luna thought to herself.
"Why're you snickering? What's so funny?" Asked Celestia.
"Oh, that; I was just thinking about a joke I heard before I came here, which was just priceless. You see, a rhino and a hippo walked inside a bar. The rhino ordered a whiskey on the rocks, and the hippo wanted his drink flat. Well, when the bartender brought both of their drinks to them, the rhino said. "What!?! My drink has no ice in it. Is this some prank?" And the hippo said, "Hey! My drink is filled with too much ice; I can barely see the actual drink itself. What's the big idea here?" The bartender just stood there, looking at them, before he replied. "I'm so sorry about that, sirs; I kinda got the orders mixed up; I thought the bigger one wanted the ice, not the smaller one." Said Cadence as Luna was trying to hold back a chuckle herself.
"I don't get it, guys. Is it an inside joke or something?" Asked Twilight as Celestia's left eye just twitched. Celestia's expression darkened with anger. She couldn't help herself from getting angry. Her weight was a very touchy subject, after all.
"Twilight! I suggest leaving this room unless you want to become part of the collateral damage. Now!" Said Celestia as her targets were right there in front of her.
"Hey, I didn't say anything here; it was all Cadence. I'm going with Twilight; I've learned my lesson already. Sorry, Cadence, but you're on your own this time." Said Luna as she and Twilight both ran out of Throne Room.
"Um, Auntie? I-I didn't mean to hurt you in any way. It was just a joke, right?" Cadence replied with a nervous chuckle. "Gulp Uh oh!" Said Cadence. Celestia's body was glowing from her magic and slowly expanding to fill the Throne Room. Now, she's the size of an African elephant. Her already massive and jiggly ass expands wider and bigger, about two to three times more than normal, to compensate for her larger body.
"That's right. "Uh, Oh." That pun was directed at my weight, wasn't it?" Asked Celestia as Cadence was sweating; she could feel the whole room heating up from Celestia's anger.
"No! I wasn't ever going to call you fat, I swear." Said Cadence.
As they closed the door and were outside. "She just had to press the 'f' button, right?" Asked Luna, more than a little irritated. "Well, she's going to discover how sensitive my older sister can be." Said, Luna.
"I doubt that insulting her weight was on her agenda today, Luna!" Replied Twilight.
"Well, Twilight, Cadence has opened up a can of worms that should have stayed closed for obvious reasons." Said Luna as she and Twilight both heard her inside screaming and gagging. As well as the sounds of Celestia's booming loud farts in there.
"Oh no, Cadence! We've got to help her in there! Please, Luna, we've got to do something!" Stated Twilight as she attempted to open the double doors to the Throne Room, only to be greeted with an atrocious blast of hot and stinky gas to her face. This caused Twilight's face to turn green and force the door to close. "Deep breathing Oh my sweet Faust above t-that was horrible. and it felt like an open sauna in there too, v-very thick and very Cough unpleasant." Said Twilight as she was close to passing out just from that small whiff of Celestia's mighty stench.
"No! My Sister's green housing the Throne Room again. She's taking things way too far. If this keeps up Twilight, Cadence might suffocate in there! Worst case scenario, she'll die in there, Twilight!" Luna said as she lit her horn, and a bubble appeared on them. "It's much worse than I thought. We must do something right now, or Cadence is done for Twilight!" Said Luna as she prepared to pry open the door to mount a rescue for Cadence.
The hot and fetid breeze began to blow their manes and tails back. But their noses were fine, thanks to the bubble spell that Luna provided for them both. "There she is, Luna! Gasp! Oh my Luna, look at Cadence's face!" Said Twilight as Cadence had a look of pure suffering on her face. Cadence dragged herself towards Twilight and Luna, reaching out her forehoof with a weakened cough and a moan of agony.
"P-Please... h-help me, guys!" Cadence was nearing her limit of how much she could take.
"It's okay, Cadence, we've got you covered here! You'll need this!" Stated Twilight as her horn was lit and a bubble formed around Cadence's nose and face.
"Deep breaths T-Thank you guys. T- t-that stench was way too much for me to handle. Suppose I had known that she was this sensitive to jokes. I wouldn't have said anything." Said Cadence. Then, in a booming voice, everyone heard Celestia bellow out in her royal voice.
"STAY OUT OF THIS, YOU TWO! THIS ISN'T YOUR BUSINESS! DO NOT INTERFERE WITH THE ROYAL PUNISHMENT!" Yelled Celestia.
"Yep! She's gone mad with her anger again. We'll have to fix that for her one of these days!" Said, Luna.
"FINE THEN, SO BE IT!!! AIDING AND ABETTING A CRIMINAL IS A FEDERAL CRIME UNDER EQUESTRIAN LAW AND SHALL BE ADDRESSED APPROPRIATELY!!!" Bellowed Celestia.
"Luna, her eyes! They're completely white! That usually only happens when a pony has lost control of their anger. This means that Celestia can still be reached there. If we calm her down, she'll shrink to normal, or she should anyway." Explained Twilight.
"And if she doesn't, Twilight?" Asked Luna.
"Then we'll all be in for some nasty stinky torture... again!" Twilight grimaced.
"What're we going to do now, Twilight? We're in trouble if she gets anywhere close to us!" Said Cadence.
"I'm thinking of a plan right now, guys; just bear with me for a moment." Said Twilight.
"Well, you'd better hurry up, Twilight, as she's getting closer to us!" Said Cadence nervously.
"Okay, Cadence, I'm aware of the situation. I-I need some time to think, is all." Said Twilight.
"RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!! ACCEPT YOUR PUNISHMENT, ALL OF YOU!!!" Boomed Celestia. The closer she got, the less amount of space they had. She was closing in on them fast; they needed to think of something! Time was of the essence, and it was running out for the three small princesses. Sadly, it was too late to reconsider escape as she was right onto them! She lit up her horn and put up a powerful forcefield spell on the only way out for them, trapping them there as if they were the tiny mice, and she were the hungry cat. Celestia turned around to present her humongous massive ass to them. "NOW THERE'S NOWHERE ELSE TO RUN FOR YOU THREE!!! TIME TO COMMENCE WITH THE PUNISHMENT!!!" Said Celestia in her royal voice.
"This is not good, Twilight! We're running out of options here! She's going to flatten us if we don't do something NOW!" Cadence said, shaken. Her heart was pumping a thousand beats per second. She's encountered many threats, but nothing as wrong as this!
"WE'LL START WITH SOME GAS!!! THEN I'M GOING TO SEND YOU THREE INTO THE ROYAL SUN!!!" Celestia said while preparing to blast the three unfortunate ponies beneath her with her powerfully stinky farts. A thunderous rumble could be heard as her stomach was churning the gas to release on them. Her spongy pucker was opening up, and a massive wall of hot gas was blowing out in front of them.
BBOOORRTTT!!!
The gas blast was so powerful that it was eating away at the bubbles on their faces, the only thing protecting their sense of smell from Celestia's violent and malicious stench! The force was slowly pushing them back and blowing back their manes and tails. "Gasp Oh no Twilight! Our bubble masks! They're gone!" Cadence said with panic.
"Oh no... This is not going to end well for us at all! Twilight, Cadence! Let's hope we've all prayed before stewing and smothered in her stench.
FFRRTTBBPPHH!!!
Just then, Celestia ripped another bombastic butt blast on them, covering the three in a vile gassy fog and concealing their vision, making them even more scared of the sheer anticipation of what was coming. The fart blast made her asscheeks rumble, jiggle, and bounce, displaying their size and mass awesomeness.
"ENJOYING YOURSELVES? YOU SHOULDN'T BE BECAUSE THE NEXT STAGE OF YOUR PUNISHMENT WILL COMMENCE RIGHT NOW!!!" Boomed Celestia. Just as she continued releasing her horrible farts all over them, she slowly lowered her ass onto them to squish them.
POORRTT!!!
"Coughing and Gagging T-Twilight... I-It's so foul and nasty; her farts are clearly in a league of their own. I don't want to be flattened, Twilight; I'm sorry for angering Celestia!" Cadence said in a last-ditch effort at the mercy she'll most likely never have.
Frrrt...Brrrt!!!
"Retching and Dry heaving Y-Yes Cadence, I am aware that we're going to be squished into pancakes onto my Sister's flanks. Shuddering Again!" Said, Luna.
PPFFFTTHH!!!
"W-Well, this is a first for me, guys! This wasn't what I had in mind when I wanted some danger and excitement in my life!" Said Cadence, grimacing at her demise with Twilight and Luna.
FRRT...POOT!!!
"Coughing and sobbing N-Not again... p-please no more, I thought that Daybreaker's ass and farts were bad enough. This is so much worse than that now!" Twilight said as she began to cry from the stench and the realization of their fate.
"NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU HEATHENS TO EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF THE SUN IN ALL OF ITS MAGNIFICENT GLORY!!!" Bellowed Celestia. as her ass landed on them with a soft crunch sound, their screams filling the room as they were flattened onto Celestia's smelly flanks. All three squashed princesses have the worst experience of their lives; even Luna and her experience with the Tantabus, Nightmare Moon, and Daybreaker don't compare to this. At least they were in her nightmares; this is a reality for all three.
Celestia was slowly grinding and smearing them into her flanks; they were getting closer to the center of her ass, the source of all her vile stench. Just then, she began to lightly bounce and press her flanks into them, earning more soft crunches and muffled moans, cries, and screams of protection from the three princesses underneath her giant ass. She occasionally lifted her right hindleg to grunt and then released a nasty fart on them to make their time under her more unbearable to withstand, then continued to bounce on them some more. After about the seventh fart, they've just back given up on their salvation. Entirely at the mercy of Celestia's powerful flanks, they were now wedged between her massive asscheeks.
"THINE HALLOWED PUNISHMENT IS ALMOST OVER FOR YOU THREE!!! REJOICE AND THEN REPENT FOR YOUR MISDEEDS!!! Celestia bellowed out to them. The inside of Celestia's asscrack was disgusting and toxic to the three tortured princesses.
FRRT!!!
"Crying and Sobbing P-Please let this horrible nightmare be over! All of m-my regrets are all hitting me a-all at once, girls!" Cried Cadence as she was defeated and forced to endure the nasty stench.
PPRRTTHH!!!
"Sobbing I-I know Cadence, b-but it couldn't possibly get much more w-worse than this, right?" Asked Twilight.
BRRRT!!!
"Gagging and Sobbing P-Please Twilight, don't jinx us to a more w-worse fate than t-this." Said, Luna.
PPFFRRTT!!!
Just then, their bodies were getting wedged into Celestia's disgusting asshole. Their upper halves were facing outwards, and their legs were trapped in Celestia's powerful pucker. Then Celestia farted again!
...That did not make the situation any better at all for them!
FFRRRTTT!!!
"Gagging and crying Ack... W- w-Why does it have to smell so awful in here? W-WHY?" Cried Cadence as she was balking at the horrible stench, losing her grip on her consciousness one gassy blast at a time.
BBRRRTTT!!!
"Shaking and Sobbing It's too much girls! W-Way too much, even for me! I-I cannot hold on much longer! I'm going to pass out if this continues any longer!" Said Luna weakly as she tried vainly to free herself from Celestia's potent pucker. Sadly, to no effect, it only urged Celestia to continue with her punishment.
PPPBBBRRRTT!!!
"Crying and gagging IT BURNS!!! My n-nose is burning! Her s-stench is s-so foul! I don't think I'll ever be able to look at Celestia the same way ever again after this!" Cried Twilight with renewed struggles; all three tried to wiggle free from Celestia's nasty point.
"STRUGGLING SHALL ONLY WORSEN YOUR PUNISHMENT UNDER ME!!! YOUR ONLY OPTION IS TO ENDURE THINE PUNISHMENT AND NOTHING MORE!!!" Bellowed Celestia as she released several more toxic posts on them.
FRRT!!!
BRRT!!!
PRRT!!!
"Weakly Sobbing I-I c-cant take much m-more of t-this..." Was Cadence able to say before she passed out from the stench?
"Weakly Gagging I-It's over for me g-girls. I-I can't take this anymore! I-I..." Was all Twilight could say before she, too, was knocked out by the harsh fumes.
"Weakly Struggling N-NO! T- This isn't how I would wish to be bested! I-I cannot give in as the others h-have!" Luna was determined to survive the onslaught of vile farts assaulting her senses, slowly forcing her into a gentle sleep.
POOT!!!
BBRAP!!!
PPRFTHH... HISS!!!
"Silently Sobbing N-No! It cannot e-end like t-this for me! I-It c-can't!" Said Luna weakly. Luna was at the end of her rope here; any more gassy blasts, and she'd be sleeping like a baby. This wasn't very comfortable for her for obvious reasons.
BRRPPTTHH!!!
FFRRPPPTTHH!!!
PPTTHHHFFRRTT!!!
"Weakly Struggling N-No... N-Not like this, p-please! M-Mercy, I-I beg of y-you dear s-sister... M-Mercy..." That was it! Luna couldn't keep up the fight against her older Sister's horrible farts. She passed out.
"NOW THINE PUNISHMENT HAS BEEN CARRIED OUT!!! THIS IS SATISFACTORY INDEED!!! I DECLARE THIS PUNISHMENT OVER!!!" Bellowed Celestia one last time before she grunted the three of them out of her stinky wrinkle, and there they lay over her floor, unconscious, humiliated, and traumatized from this whole affair.
Celestia then shrunk back to normal and cringed upon realizing what she'd done to them. "Oh no, not again! I need to control my anger better. Ooh... I certainly hope they can forgive me when they wake up!" Celestia said as she quickly sniffed the toxic air around her and cringed. "O-Oh, mine! That's just foul to take in, alright! Did I create a stench this vile in my rage? Sweet Faust above it reeks so badly." Said Celestia as she aired out the Throne Room, released the spell sealing them in there, and then headed out to get some medical attention for the other three princesses.
