Dirty Rarijack
Applejack and Rarity
Load Full StoryNext ChapterIt was a few years since the Equestria Girls had graduated. They were still friends, of course, but Applejack and Rarity's friendship had recently escalated into a romantic relationship. Applejack was still running her farm, and Rarity was running a boutique, selling dresses and other outfits.
For the past few years, Applejack had started wearing a different outfit, consisting of a pair of short, tight jean shorts and a white and green T-shirt, while Rarity had taken to wearing her regular light blue shirt and purple skirt again.
Now that she was no longer at school, Applejack never changed her outfit, though she did still shower with soap. She even slept in her outfit. So, her outfit smelled bad. But, Rarity never commented on Applejack's smell when they got close. She must not have noticed, for she was always wearing perfume.
Today, Applejack was going to sleep over at Rarity's house, and Rarity was a little nervous. She had a few secrets that none of her friends knew, not even Applejack.
Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie loved to fart. But Rarity was sure she was gassier than both of them put together. Applejack would always express annoyance at Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie and say that farts weren't funny. She had never heard any of the other girls fart before, except Sunset once, and was sure Applejack would be disgusted to find out how flatulate she was. She would always hold it in for a long time, and as soon as she was alone, the next few minutes would be full of fart sounds and a smell.
Even now, as they finished their dinner, Rarity was holding it in. She hoped she could hold it until they got to bed. Then, when Applejack was asleep, she'd get to a distant bathroom and hope her farts wouldn't be loud to wake Applejack up.
Then there was the matter of her exercise outfit. When she exercised, she'd put on a short, skintight pair of purple shorts and a matching sports bra. She would sweat a lot, and she also used this outfit as her pajamas. And because she never washed her outfit, it always smelled bad. She liked this for reasons she couldn't figure out. She hoped Applejack would be able to stand sleeping in the same bed as her.
And, there was that other thing, too. Applejack would probably break up with her if she knew.
They watched a movie together, during which Rarity decided she could probably get away with a silent fart. She lifted her leg slightly and felt immense relief as she farted silently. She stopped a little later than she probably should have, and blushed as she could smell it clearly.
Applejack could smell it, but all she did was look slightly in Rarity's direction, blush lightly, and get back to the movie.
Once they were done the movie, they exercised together, Rarity changing into her exercise outfit. She wasn't nearly as gassy now as before. After an hour, both their legs glistened with sweat, and their outfits were damp.
"You look so lovely when you're all sweaty," said Rarity to Applejack.
"You too, Rares," said Applejack, slapping Rarity's butt lightly. Rarity giggled and slapped Applejack's butt back.
They were tired, so after drinking some water, to which Applejack drank a little less than Rarity thought she probably should have, they climbed into bed. Rarity waited for Applejack to sniff the air and express her disgust at how foul her outfit smelled - she could smell it a lot clearer now for some reason - but Applejack didn't show any signs of it. Rarity felt a little more relaxed knowing Applejack would have commented by now, and fell asleep.
At about 2:00 in the morning, Applejack woke up. She looked beside her at Rarity, who was still asleep. Tonight the smell coming off her outfit had seemed stronger than normal. Could it be?
Applejack moved Rarity's blankets back slightly and sniffed her. She couldn't believe it. Rarity's outfit smelled as bad as her own.
Just then, Rarity let out a loud fart. Applejack felt even more aroused. She looked at Rarity's face. Rarity was still asleep, looking very relaxed as if she was having a wonderful dream. Another loud fart made its way out of Rarity's butt, and this was followed by a series of farts ranging in both length and pitch.
Once Rarity was done farting, she scratched her butt, still asleep. Applejack slowly pulled the covers back over and turned away. The air was full of the smell of Rarity's farts, and Applejack inhaled deeply.
...
Rarity woke up the next morning to see Applejack was still asleep. She got out of bed and started to make some toast and bacon for breakfast with orange juice. She didn't feel gassy today, but wasn't thinking hard about it.
Applejack walked into the kitchen a half hour later. "Howdy, Rarity," she said.
"Good morning, Applejack," said Rarity. "How was your sleep?'
"It was pretty fun to say the least," said Applejack. "Did you know you fart in your sleep?"
Rarity blushed beet red. "Do I?"
"You were fartin' more than Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie after a big plate of beans!"
"I'm so dreadfully sorry."
"And ah couldn't help but notice your exercise outfit smells as bad as mine."
"I can understand if you didn't want to be my girlfriend anymore... what?"
"Yeah, mah outfit smells as bad as yours, and ah think it's fun to fart." Applejack lifted her leg and farted loudly, sighing of relief.
"But... I thought you found it annoying."
"Ah just don't find it funny like Dash and Pinkie do. That doesn't mean ah don't like it. Ah just didn't fart in front of you before now cause I thought you'd be disgusted by it."
"I felt the same way. That you wouldn't want a girlfriend who was so unladylike."
"Unladylike? I'm no more ladylike than Rainbow Dash. Besides, we all fart. It's better if you have fun with it. If anything this all makes me like you even more. And even if ah found it disgusting, ah love you. Ah wouldn't think any less of you if ah found out you didn't use toilet paper."
"Well... in that case..." Rarity's heart was racing. "I have one more dirty secret."
"Yes?" said Applejack.
Rarity accidentally farted out of nervousness. She blushed, as it was her first time she farted loudly in front of Applejack while awake, but Applejack just giggled and let out another explosive fart of her own.
"You see, I... Sometimes, when I'm alone at home, and I wake up in the morning or the middle of the night, and I need to use the bathroom, I... um... I don't feel like getting up yet, so I..."
"Pee in your shorts?"
"Yes." Rarity blushed. "But only that. I don't... mess in them. That would be too messy even for me."
"That ain't nothin' to be ashamed of. At least, not around me. Ah wet the bed all the time."
"You do?"
"Well, usually after drinkin' a lot of cider before bed. That's why ah didn't drink a lot last night."
"Oh, I'm so sorry."
"Don't be. If ah wake up dry ah pee in mah shorts as soon as ah wake up. Ah don't mind. Then ah blow dry mah shorts before ah shower so no one can tell."
Rarity was so excited she peed in her panties a little. Applejack didn't notice, but Rarity knew she'd never have to feel ashamed if she did.
...
The next night, Rarity and Applejack got into bed.
"Hey Rarity," said Applejack.
"Yes?"
BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRT!
Rarity giggled, and let out a loud fart of her own.
FFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRT!
"Phew, Rarity," said Applejack.
"Was that too much?"
"Nope! The stinkier, the better!"
They went under the covers for a dutch oven as they continued to release several explosive wet farts in their already-stinky shorts, before they ran out of gas, went back up above the covers, and fell asleep.
...
Next morning, Rarity woke up first again. Her heart was pounding. Now that Applejack knew her secret, she could pee in the bed as much as she wanted. Or could she? Would Applejack be angry if she peed all over her?
Just as she was reminding herself that Applejack liked to wet the bed too, as if on cue she could hear a loud hissing noise coming from under the blanket. She pulled the sheets back to see bit glistening wet spot on the crotch of Applejack's jean shorts, and the sheets under her being soaked as her powerful stream continued.
Rarity put the blankets back over them. There was no way she could do any damage. She laid on her back and sighed as she started to pee. She enjoyed the feeling of the warm wetness as the crotch of her shorts became soaked. Soon the sheets under her butt started to get wetter and wetter.
Applejack stopped peeing before Rarity did. Then Rarity let out a loud fart, and Applejack woke up.
"What? Is it morning already?" She felt her wet shorts, and saw that Rarity was awake. "Sorry for wettin' your bed, Rares."
"It's quite all right. Not all of this pee is yours." She blushed lightly and giggled.
"We should do this every time we sleep together. Except for when the other girls are around, of course."
"Most definitely! You can shower first."
"Nah, you go first." Applejack let out a wet fart.
Rarity giggled, picked up her dress, farted one more time, and walked into the bathroom, while Applejack sat in her wet shorts, and didn't mind one bit.
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