The magical zombie... kinda

by Kanna

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Death, Human, Main 6, Other, Princess Luna, Original Character, Suicide / Self Harm, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Sex, Profanity, Gore
Length: 8119

A guy dresses as his own oc and goes to equestria

So i am Tom, but you can call me Sick. I don't know how or what happened but i got transported to equestria, as an experiment and that experiment is my oc. A half human half zombie, you could say intelligent zombie, that has a few extra power's cause why not.

This is my first story so point out any errors there might be or will be.

Might add more tags as the story proceeds

This story is just for fun, and new chapters will be made when i have time.

Sex tag for suggestive things but no actual clop.

The first chapter(s) are being rewritten (when i have the time)

Sorry that the chapters are so small, i don't have that much time and i am lazy.

Also i don't have a upload schedule.

Published 2018-09-01 16:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-02-22 18:49:53 UTC

First zombie.... kinda (rewrite in progress)

I am driving towards a con in my oc costume. It had a gray hoodie gray pants and a white mask that hid my face completely. The only thing i was missing was fake blood to put on my mask.

"Why can't i never find him" i said to myself as i was trying to call my friend who said that he would go to the con with me but never said what time or where in the con.

Yes i know i shouldn't be driving and trying to call someone at the same time but i really don't give a crap.

A few minutes later of driving and trying to call my friend i arrived at the con.

I got out of my car and walked in the con. "So my first con, i hope it's gonna be fun" i said to myself.

I tried calling my friend again but he didn't answer. This was getting annoying so i decided to just look at stuff at sale. I did take a few hundred bucks with me just to be safe.

I saw a stall that looked like it was a black tent and decided to go and check out the stuff there.

I was browsing the stuff of a resident evil, merchant looking guy and found pretty interesting stuff there.

"I got a selection of good things on sale today, stranger" the merchant said.

"They sure do look good." I was looking at them for a while and the only thing's that caught my eyes were Saurons ring from Lotr, contact lenses that looked like they belonged to Sub zero from Mortal kombat, and some fake blood.

"What does those three cost?" I asked the merchant "250 bucks" he said. I gave him the money and he gave me my new stuff.

"Enjoy yourself" The merchant said. "You too..?" I said

After that i put the ring on and headed to the bathroom to put the contact lenses on. But i needed to ask where they were first.

I walked to a guy who looked like he would work here. But how would i know when everyone is cosplaying here.
"Hey do you work here?" i asked the man
"Yes what do you need?" he said "Do you know where the bathroom's are?" i asked
"Yes just around that corner" he said and pointed at my right. I thanked the man and went in the bathroom.

In the bathroom i put the contact lenses on and applied the fake blood on my mask. "Now i look really cool" i thought.

I walked to the door and tried to open it but then my vision started to spin and i felt like i was falling. "Did someone put something in my water today" i thought and fell unconscious.

Pov. Twilight
Twilights castle.
I was reading a new book in the library of my castle, it was about some exotic plants that only grew in zebrica. A few minutes passed in silence, until a boom was heard from outside scaring me. Spike ran in to the library and asked me "What the hay was that?!" "I don't know spike but i need to tell the girls and Celestia about this."

Pov. Tom
Everfree forest 6 pm

I was lying on some soft grass i think...
"Ugh what the hell happened?" I asked myself. I opened my eyes and yes i was lying in grass. I got up and looked around.
"Where the hell am i now?" I thought

However when i took a step forward i fell back on the grass. I went to a sitting position and looked at my legs. They they we're broken and i saw a bone coming out. I started to panic a little, but i felt no pain. "How am i not screaming in agony and dying of blood loss?" I thought to myself.

Now when i look closer it looks like the bones are going back to their original place's "This must be a dream" i thought.

After a few minutes of watching my bones moving on their own while they were regenerating i got up and tested walking again. I could walk normally now, looked myself over and saw that i was still in my costume, and i had the ring on too.

I started walking in a random direction until i came upon a pond. I looked at my reflection on the pond and nearly jumped at the sight of me. The 'fake' blood that i had put on my mask now looked real and fresh, i saw my eyes from the eye holes and my jaw dropped. My eyes were no longer green they were white like snow, i also saw something in them moving, like a eternal blizzard was going on inside my eyes. Also every time i breathed out cold air came out, like when sub zero breathes.

"What the fuck!?" I yelled "What happened to me? I look like a serial killer from a horror movie."

Suddenly i heard growling from behind me. I turned and saw at least 4 of these wooden.... Wolves?

They were made of tree branches and twigs, their eyes we're green and what looked like tree sap was running down from their mouths.

They growled again and we're walking slowly towards me. I of course was panicking again because of the wolves but i didn't show it.

One wolf on the right jumps towards me and tries to slash me, but i dodge and take a few steps back.

"I really wish that i had a weapon" i thought, suddenly what seemed like an ice sword came from my hand just like sub zero from the game.

Suddenly i saw memories of sub zero's past, like his first fight, training, basically all his memories flooded in my brain as if they we're mine.

Now i knew how to use sub zeros powers.

I smiled "IT IS ON ASSHOLES!" i shouted at the wolves.

The same wolf jumped at me, but i threw a icy throwing knife straight in the wolves brains. Or at the position the brains would be if it would be a real wolf.

The wolf that jumped at me fell to the ground now dead. His friends didn't like that and attacked me all at once.

I freezed the ground and made big ice spike's come out of it and impaled two of the wolves.

The last wolf turned around running away with its tail between it's legs.

"Easy" i said

Then i heard whispering behind me and looked at where the sound was coming from and i saw talking pastel colored ponies looking at me in awe and fear.

Author's Note

My oc's powers
regeneration
The bearer of the zombie virus
Enchanted speed
And total control of his vocal cords

But "Tom" has my oc's powers sub zeros powers and Saurons powers

And if i misspelled something please let me know.

Sane or not?

Twilight pov.
Me and my friends Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity and Pinkie Pie were walking through the everfree forest, Investigating the loud noise that happened 20 minutes ago.

"What do you think could make that sound?" Rainbow asked everypony present. "Ah don't know anything that could do a sound like that" Applejack stated.

"I have a few things in my mind but i don't think they could do a sound like that" i said.

Everypony were quiet for a few minutes, untill we heard sounds coming from our right. It sounded like somepony was fighting against Timberwolves.

"Do y'all hear that?" Applejack asked. "I think somepony needs help" Rainbow Dash said.

We walked quietly towards the sounds of fighting, we hid in a rather large bush a few feet away from the fight.

We saw a tall bipedal creature wilding a sword made of ice and fighting against the Timberwolves.

"What in tarnation is that thing?" Applejack whispered. "It has horrid clothes, just look at them" Rarity said. "Shh!" Rainbow said.

The creature made a ice knife out of it's claw and threw it at one timberwolf, hit it right between it's eyes and tree sap poured out of the hole. The rest of the timberwolves attacked the creature.

It then stomped the ground and giant ice spikes impaled two timberwolves, tree sap flowing on the ice and ground from the giant holes in the timberwolves and the last timberwolf ran away.

All the girls gasped, seeing that the creature easily took down three timberwolves. It takes five royal guards to take two timberwolves down, and this creature took three easily.

Tom pov
I heard something behind me and turned around but at the same time threw a ice knife at the direction of the sounds.

"Hey watch it buddy!" A voice was heard from the bush, and a blue rainbow colored.... pegasus? Came flying out of the bush. The pegasus was flying at me really fast, i had to do something before i would end up getting hit by those blue hooves of it.

I rolled to the left to dodge the pegasus, and i then quickly got up and grabbed the back hoof of the pegasus and threw it back at the bush.

"Rainbow Dash!" i heard multiple voices coming from the same bush. "Oh shit more of them?" I thought "Fuck this shit i'm out!" I turned around and started running away from the voices.

"Hey wait up we arent going to hurt you!" Someone or something shouted behind me but i just cept running. "I believe i can fight one of them but if there is more and i don't know what they can do, so hell no to the no no no!" I thought

I cept running till the moon came up and i think i was at the edge of the forest until i stopped.

"How can i run for hours non stop?" I asked myself. I was feeling a little tired but how can i feel tired in a dream? "This is a dream right? It looks too real to be a dream though." At this point i was questioning my sanity. I sat down on a rather big rock and looked at my hands.

Black gloves, saurons ring and tree sap we're the only thing's that i saw. I started thinking that what if this wasn't a dream.

I started thinking of my family, what if this was real and i would never see them again? I felt something a little cold running down my cheeks. I was crying. I took my mask off and wiped my tears.

"This is not the time to cry" i said to myself "What would dad think of me if i was crying now?"

I sighed, put my mask back on and stood up. first i need to find some kind of shelter for the night.

I looked up and saw that there wasn't that much trees now than when i was fighting those wolves. I saw the beautiful full moon shining down from the sky.

I looked at the way i was originally heading and saw that the forest ended 30 or 35 feet away from me. I started walking out of the forest.

When i got out of that weird forest i saw that there was a huge mountain to the left of me. I looked at it and saw that there was a city built on the side of the mountain.

"How the hell is that built on the side of that mountain?" I questioned the world i was in now.

On the right of me was a small town a few miles away from me. "Well i will check that out tomorrow" I looked back at the mountain and saw that there was a small cave on the bottom of the mountain.

It would take a few minutes for me to get there but i would at least have some shelter.

When i arrived at the cave i looked for any sign that if anything would be living here.
When i didn't find anything i sat down. I laid my back against the wall and i fell asleep.

I woke up in a black room, the only thing here was a mirror. I walked to the mirror and looked at myself. My hoodie and jeans that were originally gray were turned all black, my mask was also turned black, the scary part though was that i had a sword in my lungs and, from the holes of my mask was coming out blood but not the normal red but black blood.

I jumped away from the mirror and looked down expecting there to be a two handed sword stuck in my lungs but there was nothing. "what the-?" i jumped from hearing my voice, now it sounded demonic and full of hatred. " what the hell is going on?!" i shouted in to the dark room.

Then i started hearing whispering, i couldn't find the source of it and i couldn't really hear all of what they were saying, but the things that i heard were "weak" "insignificant" and "good for nothing" the whispering grew louder and louder untill it stopped.

I didn't hear anything anymore, it was silent. Too silent.

Then suddenly a door appeared in front of me, it opened on itself. The only thing i could see was white.

"ah what the hell i don't have anything better to do" and with that i walked through the door.

And i woke up in the cave i originally was in.

Author's Note

I forgot to mention that with saurons ring Tom has got necromancy and shadowmancy magic

The "sleep" was him unlocking the shadowmancy magic that he has
(I think its spelled like that idk)

I desperately need an editor....

A celestial fu** up

A celestial fu** up

I yawned, looking around the cave. First i thought that where the hell am i, but then i remembered that i was in thiss crazy pla place sleeping in a cave like a hobo.

"It cant get any worse now could it?" I said
"Well i think its time to check that village i saw yesterday"

I got up from the cold stone floor and headed outside. Hm the moon is still up.

I started walking towards the way i saw the village. I was a little distracted of the way this strange place looked, it looked just like from a little girls cartoon show.

I walked on top of a hill and saw the little village, i was a little disappointed that this new place didn't have nearly any technology. "How do these poor horses live without phones or tv?" I thought

Then i saw a sign a few feet away from me "welcome to ponyville" i snickered at the name "who names a village ponyville?" I thought.

I started walking towards the village hoping that i would get some help from there. When i arrived in town there was nobody there, it looked like everyone ran away in a huge rush. Or they all went hiding from something or someone.

"Hm weird" i said, then i heard sounds of something falling next to me and i looked at the way the sound came from.

I saw a flower stall next to me and heard like someone was crying. I walked towards the source, the crying suddenly stopped when i was right in front of the stall.

I looked over the counter and saw a normal looking pony it's coat was a magnta color it's mane was green and it had three flowers on her butt.

Pov daisy
When i heard that a sceary looking creature was just outside of town i admit that i was scared like really really scared. When it was spotted coming this way i ran and tried to find a hiding spot.

The closest hiding spot was this flower stall, i was quiet until i heard weird hoof steps i peeked over the counter and saw a being with gray clothing on and a all white mask, the thing that scared me though was that the being had blood on it's mask and all white eyes.

I went back in my hiding spot and started to cry a little i didn't think that the creature would hear me but when i heard those weird hoofsteps again but this time coming my way i stopped crying.

I then saw the scary creature look over the counter and i froze. I was locked up in fear for a minute until the being raised it's hand at me, i screamed and blacked out.

Pov Tom
"Seriously am i that scary?" I thought "i was just trying to calm it down." Then some guards came running around a corner. "Great, just great"

"Halt creature you will be coming with us."
One of the guards shouted at me.

"Well i better do as they say i don't want to be on these horses bad side" i thought
I put my hands in the air in a "i surrender" kind of manner.

Just then ice spike's looking like knife's fell from the sky "you've got to be kidding me" i said

One of the guards wasn't wearing a helmet and a ice spike fell in its head piercing the skull and going in its brains.

"The creature is doing this get it!" One of the guards shouted.

"Nope!" I yelled at them and started running away.

"How can i fuck up so bad that i forgot that i could do that" i said face palming.

I ran towards the mountain the guards still behind me.

They all looked like they were normal ponies, so i turned around and freezed the ground under the ponies and they all fell over. I turned around and started running at the mountain again.

Just then i saw six other horses running behind me. One was all pink and had blue eyes. One other had a pink mane and yellow coat. (And because i am lazy i will not describe the others cause you all know how they look!)

So the six ponies were running/flying behind me i changed course and started running back in the forest.

"Well shit what do i do know?" I heard yelling behind me and looking towards the noise and saw the six new ponies and a few royal guards chasing me.

I made a few ice knifes and threw them at the guards. Only two hit, one hit one guard in the leg making him scream in pain like a girl and fall over. The second one hit one guard in the eye spraying blood everywhere and he fell over.

"It cant go any worse now can it?" I thought. Just then a few magic bolts hit the ground behind and next to me. "Me and my damned mouth!" I was getting a little annoyed now.

a few minutes of me running and throwing knifes at my pursuer's killing one more and magic bolts nearly hitting me (they really do have bad aim) i wanted to try one thing. I tried to will my hands into shadows and surprisingly it worked.

A few tries later i successfully teleported away using the shadows. "i have shadowmancy that's pretty cool" i said "i wonder if i could use fire magic?" I tried to make flames appear in my hands but it didn't work and i looked like a fool while doing so.

"What are you doing creature?" Said a voice on my left only now i looked around seeing that i was standing on a red carpet. The walls were all white, the ceiling was also white. I saw a bed on my right, a window on my left and what looked like a white dresser next to the bed. Whoever owned this place is obsessed with white.

I finally lokked behind me at the voice and saw one really tall white pony staring at me.

"What are you doing in my bedchambers?" She said.

Author's Note

If there is misspellings in here please let me know and i will fix them

What Did I Just Do?

"What are you doing in my bedchambers?" Asked the white pony
"Umm.... I teleported?"

"But how you don't have a horn?" She asked "Shadowmancy" i said "Are you using forbidden spells in my country!?" She yelled.

"Oh shi-" i jumped out of the window that i saw before. Only now i saw the mistake i made. I the building was the city i saw on the mountain side yesterday. And now i am plummeting towards my death.

I needed to think quickly before i would hit the ground. "Think think think!" I yelled then i got an idea "what if i could turn my whole body into shadows and not die from the fall" i thought.

I tried to will myself into shadows but only my legs turned to shadow's. I tried again but it didn't work. "Well shit" i said just before i hit the ground.

I laid there on the ground next to the mountain my spine came out of my back and my head was ripped off due to a rock and all my bones were broken.

I still somehow could see with my eyes even though my head was ripped off of my shoulders.

I tried "moving" my fingers and like magic it worked. "What the hell is this?" I saw that my broken bones slowly healing and my spine was moving on its own towards my back, fixing itself.

"This is not true" i thought. Then i tried opening my mouth under the mask and it worked. Somehow the mask didn't brake or fall off. I can't feel any pain even when i had my head cut off and still i am living.

"Wait am i even living?" I thought " I cant be alive after this. Am i some kind of zombie? No that cant be right"

I made it get up from the ground and it did just that. "How the hell?"

I made my body come towards my head and pic it up and put it in it's original place and i felt the skin moving on its own "healing" the part what was ripped off.

"This... Is amazing! I could pull so many pranks with this!"

Just then i got an idea, a very evil idea.
I smiled like a pshyco under my mask.
"The pranks i could pull." I thought

Then i came back to the real world when i saw that some of the guards who were chasing me earlier were back and had me surrounded.

"Hey that's not fair nine versus one" I said to the guards surrounding me.

"Don't act defenceless creature! We know you killed your fellow guards ponies with no remorse!" One guard yelled at me.

I need to remember that pony and kick his ass the last. Why do i suddenly feel hungry? Especially hungry for brains... Oh no am i really a "magical" zombie in a little kids cartoon show?

"You attacked me first!"

"You we're going to kill that mare!"

"Why the hell would you think i would hurt her? Is it because i am different species?! You racist fucks!"

"Don't insult one of my friend's creature!" A normal looking horse guard next to the one i was speaking with shouts.

He then decided that trying to impale me with a spear was a good idea. Running towards me with that piece of garbage was a really bad idea for him, i sidestepped dodging the attack. He ran past me because he couldn't stop and accidentally impaled one other guard that tried sneaking behind me. That bastard.

Everyone of the guard we're looking at my attacker who had impaled one of his own.

"Y...you are a fucking idiot" i said to him.
When the impaled guard fell over now dead my attacker now turned around to face me. He drew a knife out from somewhere, (seriously i don't know where) and rushed at me again i sidestepped again, but this time i grabbed him by his neck into a choke hold.

Suddenly like someone was controlling me, i pulled my mask off, showing my face that looked like i had been in a blizzard for twenty days, and bit into his neck and ripped his head clean off. The body fell over but i had his head, and i started eating it.

The guards we're all disgusted and afraid that i was eating a someone's head, including the brain.

After i was done eating i dropped the pony's skull on the ground, then i became myself again.

Then i looked down upon my bloody and gory hands. I really didn't feel anything but a little weird.

"Am i really that strong?" I thought.

"RUN! THE PONY EATER HAS COME TO EAT US ALL!" One of the guard shouted and then they all started to runn of splitting up in groups of two.

"What?" I said

A few minutes later celestia pov.

I was doing paperwork in my room again.
I sighed "There is alway so much paper work to do when you are a princess" i thought.

Then suddenly somepony knocked on my door, it sounded like they were in a hurry.

"Come in"

When the door opened one of the royal guards walked in, he looked like he was ready to piss himself, if he didn't smell like that already.

"Princess the pony eater monster has come to eat us all. We need to run!" He said to me.

I blinked. And then started laughing my flank off "Hahaha! That was a good one."

"No no no it is real, the pony eater monster is coming to get us!" He tried convincing me to believe that there would be a "monster" like that even existing

"You full well know that, that is a foals story. Say when did you last have a vacation?" I said to the crazy stallion.

"It is real if you don't believe me go to straight down from this tower and you will see a pony body with his head ripped off and a pony skull right next to it."

Well i don't really have anything better to do. "Fine i will go and look but if there is nothing there you will have a really long vacation."

I teleported out of that castle and into the place where the guard said a body would be.

I searched the whole area and didn't see anything even related to a murder. I sighed, another five minutes wasted. "Somepony is going to have a looooong vacation."

Author's Note

Sorry that i am a little lazy

Introducing: mismatched being, bugs and a slime! Wait what?

I was standing there just staring into space. "What just happened?"
"That's just super dumb.... Haven't they heard of zombies? Dumb talking animals"

After a few minutes i turned around picked the eaten corpse and started walking out of this mess.

I had a plan in mind, just walk away from here, surely there is other countries here.
At least i hope there is.

It took me half a day to walk through the forest and when i walked out from the treeline i was full of mud and some cind of slime, it looked green and it moved every so often. "Stupid slime" i grunted "Get off" i was trying to get the slime off, suddenly as if the slime heard me it jumped off and started moving away.

"The fuck?"

"If you didn't want me to be with you, you could have said it nicely" the slime said while "walking" away.

"Wha- your alive?" I ask it or is it her? It sounds a little bit like a female.

She turned around and took a form of a human and looked at me "Of course i am" she said sounding a little angry.

She was a green color, a little smaller than me and looked like a human woman without clothes but just the color was green, it looked like se had long hair and a very curvy body.

"Well how would i know that you are sapient?" I ask her.

"My species are in every country in equestria so i would think that you would know!" Now se was angry.

"Well sorry, i am kinda not from around here"

She gasps "You aren't from equestria? Are you a alien then?"

"Well maybe i don't know" i said shrugging my shoulders.

"By the way, why did you just hop on my hand and stay there?"

"I was chased by a manticore"

"What? Oh one of those creatures that look a little like a lion but have wings?"

"Yeah, and a scorpion tail" Holy moly those exists here?

"That's... unnerving"

"But they are only seen in the everfree forest and don't come out... usually"

"Thanks for the tip....i guess" i said. i picked up the corpse and started walking away.

"Hey where are you going?" She asked
"I am getting the fuck fuck fukcety outta here"

"Why?"
"Its not really you're business, now is it?"
"No..."

"Yeah that's right" i then started walking away towards what seemed like a desert ahead of me

A few minutes later

"i don't think this was a good idea..." I thought while walking through the desert.

I formed a tiny piece of ice and popped it in my mouth, just so that i don't die of dehydration. Wait do i even need to drink or eat? I think i need to eat something at least, well because i am a zombie after all. Brains maybe? I do have this corpse still with me... Its full of dirt and sand though.

I sighed, there is nothing here, just sand sand and some more sand... I'M SO BORED!

Then i got an idea "What if..." i looked at the corpse i was carrying and got an idea. "I could practice my moves on it, but that means i wouldn't be respecting the dead..."

"Ah fuck it." i said and put the corpse down. I then straightened its legs and freezed them in place so i could 'stand'.

"So... What should i practice?"
"Oh i always wanted to do this"

Freezed his back completely then i punched through it, so there was a giant hole in his back, but only the spine remains. Then i grabbed the spine, snapped it in half and lifted him up. I then proceeded to rip him in half and i threw the pieces of him a few feet away from me.

FATALITY
SUB-ZERO WINS
FLAWLESS VICTORY

"Wait what?! Did i hear the guy from mortal kombat talking just now??"

I looked around me but i didn't see anyone here "what the hell?"

I then looked back at the corpse. "Well i don't have any use with you anymore. Sorry buddy" i said to the corpse. Even though i knew it couldn't hear me. And started walking away.

A few hours later

"Jesus christ on a stick how big is this place??" I yelled. Okay so now i know that i don't need to drink anything and i don't feel hungry BUT if i don't eat my body will start eating itself, so in other words i start to decay and that means i start smelling like shit.

Even though i ate just a few hours ago i need to eat again. So that means i need to keep brains or some meat in my pocket at all times. Now where to get meat in this desert?

"I hope i don't get fat by eating every hour..."

A few minutes passed as i was just walking somewhere, as i walked on top of a small hill i saw what looked like a giant bugs nest a mile away from me. It was black with some green in it and it was full of holes, but for some reason some of the holes closed up and new ones opened.

"What is that?" I asked seemingly no one.
"That, my friend is a changelings nest. If i we're you i wouldn't go near it" said someone behind me.

I turned around and saw the most weirdest creature i have ever seen

It had a goats head, a dragons tail his left leg was a hoof while his right one was a dragons leg. His right hand was a lions paw and his left hand was a birds leg (was it talon? Idk lol)
He had a giant tooth sticking out of his mouth. His eyes we're red and the part that is normally white was yellow

"Wow you look like a child's toy what was broken and then put together with other parts of other toys. And with that i mean that you look like the second weirdest mismatched being i have ever seen. And don't ask what is the first one" i shuddered "One word: internet"

"I am discord, the god of chaos and trickery" he snapped his fingers and a hat appeared on his head, he tilted it and then the hat vanished.

"Bill did it better.." I said
"What?"
"Nothing, my name is Tom... Nice to meet you"

"Yes very nice indeed" he kept looking behind me for some reason. I looked behind me and saw a frying pan floating in the air. "Wha-" was all i could say before it hit me in the face so hard that it knocked me out cold. The last thing i could think of was that "How the hell does somebody knockout a zombie!!??"

Author's Note

Here is the fatality.
He might do some of those... Might

Don't watch the video if you don't like gore or anything like that...

I hate my life sometimes

When i woke up i first thought that the world was upside down but after a few minutes i noticed that i was in a cocoon what was filled with some kind of green goop, and i am slowly spinning around.

"The hell?" I thought. The walls looked see through but barely, i tried looking out of the cocoon but the only thing i saw was black and some green lights in the distance.

"I need to get the hell out of here" i thought. I then tried freezing the goop around my hand but when i did it all of the goop suddenly turned into ice, thus trapping me in a thick layer of ice. "Well shit"

Pov shift changeling

I gasped when i saw that the cocoon that holds the weird looking creature suddenly turned to ice.

"Hey did you see that" i asked my brother who was on guard duty with me. "Of course i saw that you dummy, we need to report this to the queen" he said.

We both left quickly towards the throne room.

Pov shift Tom

"That was a really dumb idea" i thought. "Why in the name of hell did i think that was a good idea" i would bash my head in a wall for half an hour if i could move.

I then heard some talking from the other side, i tried to yell for them to help me but i couldn't move my mouth or anything else, so the only sound that came out of my mouth was "Mmm! MMMM!"

"Of course they can't hear me, wait... They might be the guys who locked me in this cocoon"

I then heard hoofsteps outside but the sound was muffled by the ice.

I heard someone talking. "Look what we have here, this little creature tried escaping it's little cocoon.

It sounded like two voices we're speaking at the same time. It sounds really odd.

I try to turn my head at the sound of the voice but the ice has a good 'grip' on me, i quess i can only move my eyes at this point.

"Oh he is rather powerful" said the two toned voice.

I then saw a black hoof that was full of holes come into my field of vision, then a second, third and fourth. The creature was now standing in front of me, i could only assume that creature was the one who had the weird voice.

Suddenly the ice around my head started melting off, i could move my head now. "Ah that's better" said the creature that was standing in front of me.

I looked up to see it better.

She i can only assume it's a she when i looked at it's slender figure and long green hair, she had black a coat is that a coat? It looks like it has a little bit of fur on the chitin. She had long green hair, a pair of fangs could be seen too, green eyes and she looked like she is a head smaller than me.

Oh and did i mention that she had a huge blush on her face? And she was giving me the bedroom eyes...

She smiled "You'll make a great food supply for me and my subjects"

"The fuck do you mean?" I asked genuinely confused.

"Oh you don't know?" she said while starting to circle around the ice and me. "We changelings feed off of love. Well we are actually emotion eaters and we can eat whatever emotion that is known but love tastes the best"

"Whoa there hold you're horses! We just met and you already want to get in my pants?! Yeah no way"

She just simply smiled at me and turned away, walking through a hole that appeared from the wall.

Suddenly i heard a familiar voice coming from behind me, "What happened to you? Oh did you get a booboo?" Asked the voice that was talking to me like i was a two year old.

"The fuck do you want?" I asked and looked towards discord.

"Oh i was just checking up on my new 'friend', how are you doing by the way?"

"Oh can't you see? I am trapped in ice like the fucking sole survivor" I said.

"Who?" Asked discord, totally confused.

"You wouldn't know him. So why did you come here? Did you come here just to annoy me or was it something else?" I asked him.

"You know that i can see you're magical capacity right? It's even stronger than mine, celestias, lunas and chrysalis combined and only that would be 10% of it." He said.

"Huuuh?! What the fuck is he talking about, i can't do magic, he's bluffing." I thought.

"Bullshit" i said.

"You know sompony-" "i am not a pony you retard" "-like you would be a very important piece in our plans" he continued as if i hadn't said anything.

I would be lying if i said that i wouldn't be even slightly interested in this but... I don't care what that old bastard's plans are, i just want to get the hell out of here and continue living my already shit life.

"- so that would make you a really big pawn in our chess game" I was snapped out of my thoughts after i didn't hear that old hag talking anymore.

"So what do you say? Want to join us?" Discord asked.

"You talk too much" i said. I felt that the ice has been melting off through out this whole conversation, it's pretty weak now so if i just... I start pushing myself upward off of the ground and the ice slowly starts to break off of me.

Then suddenly three giant cracks form on the ice and it breaks causing the rest of the ice fall off of my back and i get up.

"So would you please SHUT THE FUCK UP" I yell at him and punch him straight in his fucking ugly face.

His head goes backwards from the punch and he falls on his back.

I look down at him and i kick him in the crotch. "Hmm he's out cold, i thought that he would give me a better fight than that." I say as i started to freeze him in a giant cube of ice.

I took me a few minutes to freeze that son of a bitch untill i was 100% sure that he couldn't move and i started to look for a way out of this place.

A wall opened up and i walked through it, i couldn't see properly in the tunnels but i at least saw where the walls we- i was broken out of my thoughts again, because i walked face first into a wall.

"Fuck you too" i whispered to myself.

I turned left and started walking now this time with my hands in front of me.

It took me three hours to get out of that place that smelled like piss, three god damn hours!

When i finally stepped out into sunlight i felt as if my eyes were burning, i shut them and kept walking away from the hive. "Fuck you too sun"

Sometimes i hate my non existent life.

I opened my eyes and walked towards the way where the sun was setting.

Author's Note

I know it's rushed. Sorry

Also sorry for the long wait, i haven't had time to continue this story and i am truly sorry. I don't have a upload schedule so all of these chapters are all released when they are ready and only when they are ready.

Wait... There are humans here??

It was yesterday when i escaped that beehive, and i am in the desert once again.

I don't know who suggested going in the desert but whoever suggested it, is an idiot.

I have been walking here for hours without end, i was hoping that i would get out of the crazy horse land. I really thought that there would be other countries here but i guess not...

I was walking up a dune and when i got to the top of it i saw a small village a few miles away from my current position.

I sighed and headed there.

Once i was a little closer i could see that there were ponies, some griffons, minotaurs and zebras walking around.

All of the buildings looked the same, as if someone poured tons of sand on every house and just left it like that, i couldn't tell if the houses were made of sand or not...

It took me a few more minutes to get in to the town but eventually i was there, the whole village looked like it was only ment for trading, there were stalls around every corner and every stall was selling different things. From hay to fish. There also was a blacksmith here.

There was a few of the ponies and minotaurs who looked at me but they didn't say anything.

While i was looking around the town i saw that many of the ponies and some of the female griffons had a purse with them. I don't know why they are this far behind humanity in technology but still have purses.

I thought that if i wanted something from here i needed money and i don't think they pay with dollars.

The thought of stealing crossed my mind many times while just browsing the stalls.

Then i saw a pony who had a purse in her hooves, she was talking to a vendor and was so distracted that she accidentally dropoed her purse and didn't even notice.

I walked through crowds of minotaurs, ponies and zebras untill i got a few meters away from her.

I walked past her and grabbed the purse off of the sand, then i just walked like nothing happened.

I saw an alley not that far away from me and i slipped through the crowd of 'people' and walked into the darkness.

"I hope there is some money in here" i thought and opened the purse. My eyes widened as i looked what was inside it.

"They fucking use gold as currency?!?" I nearly shouted.

There was at least 70 coins in there and they were all pure gold. "I'm rich" i thought while smiling.

I stuffed my pockets full of the coins and i threw the purse in a dumpster nearby and walked out of the alley.

I continued wandering around until i found a huge tent in the middle of the town, there was a sign next to it that said "New slaves everyday! Come and buy one now!"

After i read it i really didn't think much of it, i know that if someone else would be in my boots they would have burned down the whole town but honestly... I don't give a crap, so i walked in the 'slave tent'

The coins in my pockets were doing a whole lot of noise so the owner of this place definitely heard it because a griffon ran out of somewhere to greet me.

He wasn't that tall, just up to my stomach and he looked like he sad seen better day's, he had a big scar going down his left eye and one of his wings was missing.

"Greetings" he said. "What brings you to my shop? Food? Slaves? Or just some..." He looked at my eyes "Personal toys" i heard a squeak from my right side after he said that.

"I'm just browsing" i said in my raspy voice

"Feel free to browse my friend, we just got new slaves today" he said, smiling.

It took me about half an hour looking at every slave and deciding if i wanted one. There was ponies, minotaurs, griffons, and a baby dragon, all for sale. It's a shame i can't buy that dragon it's 200... What did they call them again? Oh yeah bits. It was 200 bits, fucking 200 bits you could buy a castle with that amount of gold on earth.

I checked every single cage except one, the last cage was in the far corner behind a few crates, as i walked past the crates i stopped in my tracks and my eyes nearly fell out of my head.

Right there sitting in the cage was a human... A girl to be exact. She was sitting her back towards me and she looked like she was asleep.

She had rags covering her body, ain't that a relief.
She only looked like she was 8 years old but the weird part was that she had dog like ears that were sticking out of her brown hair.

I turned around and shouted at the old griffon "Hey, how much for this one?" The griffon walked to me and looked at the girl. "Ah you are interested in the exotic ones i see? I'll say... about 50 bits sounds fair"

"Alright" i said and gave him the money.

The griffon then reached under his wing and took out a key, he unlocked the cage and said "Wake up! You have a new owner now"The little girl woke up with a jolt and looked at the griffon and then at me.

She looked like she was going to wet herself, well i guess having a creature that smells like fresh blood, wearing dark clothing, a mask and red eyes staring down upon you would be pretty scary.

"Come on get out of the cage and go with you're new master!" The griffon said.

The girl slowly walked out of the cage and walked towards me, but stopped a few feet away from me. I mean i would want to get near myself if i was her.

The griffon then went to take some kind of black powder from... Somewhere. (Seriously where the fuck do they keep their stuff? Up their asses?)

"Put your finger in here and then put it on the middle of her forehead" said the griffon.

I did as he said, i dipped my finger in the black bowder and then got a little closer to the girl and then i touched her forehead with the powdered finger.
The area where i touched her runes glowed red for a second and then they vanished, then suddenly some kind of rune appeared on her neck.

In that time the griffon had put the bowder away again and said "Thank you for you're purchase, it was a pleasure doing business with you" and smiled.

Author's Note

Inspired by "The rising of the shield hero"
And no this ain't lolicon or anything like that...