WHY US?!

by Butterkeet

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Random, Alternate Universe
Length: 785

in some universe shining armoure,a pegasus, tries to escape being confused with twi's brother

in some universe, somewere some pegasus named shining armore tries to escape being confused with twi's brother. and the fact that she has a boy name, is blue and pink, and is NOT a lesbian! she must save herself, SHE MUST!!!!!!
she fails. so she reverts to some……odd methods.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-12 21:03:42 UTC

shining armore

"we're sorry but we cannot accept applications with fake or stolen names" is what shining read before she screamed a flutterrage worthy screech "WHY ME!!!!!!!!"  she fumed for a second before putting on an unatrully adorable smile and vilantly stuffing the letter back into the envelope " here you go derpy, a muffin and would you please take a new letter back to where you got this one" she cooed in a voice so freakishly sweet it would give a walrus diabetes. she grabbed  a peice of paper from the shelf near by "dear luna.inc, i would like to tell you about a serios  problem with the horribly awful service you bucking dollop heads have been throwing at me..." she scribbled furiosly, it getting fouler further it went intill they had been heavely insulted, her cutsy expresion melting into somthing in between a scowl and a maniacal grin. “Ok Derpy-werpy, take this little note to post-y-wosty box, and have another muffin deary!” she said, resuming her adorableness. She then turned and slowly went from an adorable grim to a horrible grimace as she stomped down to the basement thinking “why me! Why did she HAVE to name me this!!! Now I can’t even get a job!!!” her pale blue wings stretched a little as she thought about the horrible things she would do to fix things “ohhh… the things I’ll do…” she said with an evil grin. Her thoughts right now were probably on the same track as the Grinch when he planned how he would steal Christmas. But it didn’t last by the time she reached her basement/zombie bunker (you never know!) she was all raged out and ready for a nap, when she heard a knock at the door.  She went back up to the door and opened it to find a disgruntled Derpy standing on her porch. She didn’t say anything just lifted up a muffin on top of her hoof and stared daggers at her. “What??” an exasperated shining pleaded” no reply, just daggers and very angry gold eyes. “Peanut? I take exact muffins only! Not peanut!” Derpy fumed. Shining threw a blueberry muffin at her and scowled. Derpy immediately perked up and smiled “thank you, and have a good morning!” “Its 10:30 P.M.” she corrected her tiredly. “No, Celestia’s drunk today, so good morning!” shining peaked out the door and sure enough the sun was swerving back and forth over the horizon. She thanked Derpy and closed the door locking all 7 of her locks and turned back towards her basement already thinking of ways to upgrade her zombie proofing. She went through her supplies and restocked it after throwing away the spoiled bits then she set about dealing with the locks and the door and once she had completed that part she turned to start resealing the floor and walls when the door was again knocked on. She hopped up to the front door and asked who it was. “Its rainbow, can you let me in?” she did.  “sooo….. Umm... do you want to maybe….” shining armor stared at her “zombie-proof your house.” she said plainly. Rainbow broke into a huge grin “exactly!!! Then we can watch zombie movies in our shelter!!”  She smiled a tiny bit “we can… or we can convert pinkie to a believer” rainbow grinned even bigger “yes!”

shining armor merrily flew up to rainbows cloud and helped her seal up her small panic room and then fix the door (not sure what happened to it) then she helped with stocking it up with supplies like canned soup and water, and of course toilet paper. Shining looked at her work with a smile as she brushed back a pale pink and blue twist of mane. “All done! I would love to help with pinkie but I have work to do, sorry!” rainbow dash tried to do that thing that applebloom taught her. she widened her eyes and  poked out her lip but to no avail, as shining needed to get away from her to go fix something.

she merrily skipped down the path to her cottage remembering that her flower bed needed weeding."lalllalaalalalalala" she  sang as she skidded to a stop in front of a fruit stand."twelve apples please!" she said happily in a sing-song voice. once shining armore had reached her house, she skipped inside, twirling through the door. she had entirely forgotten why she was home. she sat down on her couch and stared at the TV then she had a great idea and  decided to actually turn it on. she began to grind her teeth as she watched a documentary about canterlot her eyes narrowed and she then screamed "ENOUGH!!!!" and flung open the window and jumped out.