Getting The Rainbow

My name is Early, yeah a weird name I know. Anyway, I am a human and I’ve been in Equestria for a couple of months now, I don’t even know how I got here or how to get back for that matter… Not that I want to get back though because this place is fucking great.

I have a house on the outskirt of a town called Ponyville near the Everfree Forest, The Princesses who ruled this place gave it to me once they heard about me. The house is not big but it’s comfortable so I’m not complaining. Its two stories tall, the first floor consists of a living room, a dining room, and a kitchen, the second floor consists of a bedroom, a bathroom, and a balcony which gives a spectacular view of the sunset. For some reason they gave me a pretty large bed, it’s definitely way bigger for ponies. It could easilly fit 2 persons on it, I still don’t know whether they intended to made it this big or not, it’s pretty convenient for me though.

The ponies here has been relatively nice to me. When I first got here they are all really fucking terrified of me, some of them even fainted when they saw me but now they treat me like one of them. These ponies are not as big as the ponies back home, most of them only reach just below my chest when they stand on all four legs, even when they stand on their hind legs they only at my neck level.

I woke up in the forest, I have no idea where the fuck I am or why I’m here. I examined the forest, it was cold, dark, and I need to get the hell out of here ASAP. I started walking randomly through the forest until I heard growling behind the bushes and I could see pairs of glowing green eyes in the dark as a manly person that I am, I decided to do what other people would do in this situation…run the fuck away as fast as I can while simultaneously yelling help over and over again. The creatures started to chase me, they are like wolves but their whole body is made entirely out of logs and branches.

After minutes of running and dodging, I finally managed to lose the creatures without a single scratch...somehow. I could see a dirt path in the distance and I immediately follow it until I was finally out of the damn forest.

The first thing that greeted me after I got out from the forest was a cyan blue blur moving towards me at full speed and tackled me to the ground. Believe it or not, that’s how me and Rainbow Dash first met. I think she broke a rib or two when she did that. Ever since then we both became great friends, she is also the one that has been showing me to the ponies around the town that I’m not a threat to them.

Fast forward a couple of months later and here I am laying on my couch and reading some daring do books, shame there’s no television in equestria though. I started to enjoy reading the ‘Daring Do’ book series ever since Rainbow Dash lent me one of her Daring Do book to read. I heard knocking sounds at my door and a familiar voice calling me.

“Hey, Early! Are you home?” Said Rainbow Dash waiting patiently at the front door.

I close the book that I was reading before realizing that I haven’t mark the page that I was reading yet, Ah fuck, I cursed to myself before sighing and put the book on the table in front of me. I head towards the front door and open it, once I opened the front door I was greeted with a familiar sight of a cyan blue pegasus.

“Oh hey, Rainbow!” I said as I look down and smile at her.

She enter my house and I close the door afterwards, she looks up at me and smile.

“So dude, got any plan for today?”

“Well, other than reading and sleeping on my couch all day then nope, I don’t really have plans for today” I sit down at the couch and Rainbow sat down next to me afterwards.

“You wanna go out and chillax together?”

“Yeah sure, I don’t see why not.”

“Cool! Come on I know a really good place that you’ll enjoy.” She said as she fly out from my house. I grab my book and start to follow her, she is flying fast but not too fast so I could catch up to her at running speed.

“Come on slowpoke! You gotta catch up if you wanna hang out with me!”

“I’m running as fast as I could, Rainbow! Can you at least slow down a little bit?”

“Nope!” She turned around and look at me with a smug grin on her face while flying backward.

“I hope you’re not tired yet, big guy! Because we still have a long way to go.” She turned around again and continue flying. Welp it was worth a shot at least, I thought to myself before continuing to follow her again. After a couple of minutes of running nonstop we finally arrived at the place that she mentioned earlier.

“There, under that tree over there.” She points a hoof at a single tree near a lake. I quickly walk towards it and lay down under the tree’s shade panting heavily. I look around me, I could see Sweet Apple Acres and Ponyville in the distance, it was an amazing view to say the least.

“Oh wow…” I said as I continue enjoying the view.

“I know right? This is my favorite place to hang out.” She hover in front of me and smile down at me.

“Dude, you wanna see my new awesome moves?”

“Sure, go ahead. Show me what you got, Rainbow.” As soon as I said that Rainbow took off to the sky and start doing some stunts in the air which I gladly enjoy. It wasn’t long before she was finishing her stunts with her signature move, The Sonic Rainboom. I have seen Sonic Rainboom a couple of times before but the sight of it always amazes me, I still can’t believe that she’s able to do that. After she’s done performing her stunts for me, she hover infront of me again beaming with pride.

“Wow, that was soooo cool Rainbow!”

“Well, I am the coolest pony in Equestria after all.” She said as she point her left hoof into her chest before dropping down to the ground next to me.

“I’m going to take a nap, feel free to join me dude!” She yawn and start curling up into a ball next to me. I turned my head at her and saw that she was already fast asleep. Well that was quick, I chuckle a little and I couldn’t help but keep looking at her sleeping form.

Ever since me and Rainbow started hanging out together I’ve started to get more and more…attracted to her. I shake my head to clear my thoughts. I proceed to read the book that I brought as I wait for Rainbow to wake up. When she finally woke up around 3 hours later I already finished the book that I was reading, the sun was already starting to set too. She yawns as she stretch herself like a cat.

“About time you finally woke up, Dashie” I smile back at her.

“Oh erm how long did I fall asleep?”

“3 hours, you slept like a rock Dashie.” Her cheeks turn red slightly when I said that. “So…what do you wanna do now?”

“Hmm…” She taps her hoof on her chin. “You wanna go to the bar, dude?”

“Erh sure, lead the way Rainbow!” , We both got up and start to walk towards the bar, the bar is not too far away so it doesn’t take us long to finally arrived there. We both went inside, I look around at the bar, the ponies here seem to have a great time. As I keep looking around, Rainbow is already waiting for me at the counter, not wanting to be left alone looking like an idiot I quickly join her at the counter.

“Here, my treat.” She hoofs me a glass filled with red liquid, I took a quick sniff at the drink and the smell immediately hits me.

“The alcohol is strong with this one.”

“It’s the strongest drink that they have, you’ll probably pass out before you finish it.” She smirk at me, giving me that ‘I challenge you’ looks.

“Are you challenging me in a drinking contest, Rainbow?” I said while cocking an eyebrow at her.

“Maybe.”

“I don’t think it’s a good idea, Rainbow.”

“Are you saying that you’re scared of a little drinking contest, hm?” She said in a mocking tone.

“No, it’s just that-“ She rolled her eyes and put a hoof on my mouth.

“Yeah yeah save your excuses dude!”

“Fine, I accept your challenge Rainbow, but just to let you know, I’ve had drinks that is way stronger than this and where I came from, I’m the world’s fastest beer drinker so I could beat you easily in less than 10 seconds if I wanted to.” I lied while giving her a cocky grin.

“Oh you’re so on!” She ordered 4 more drinks for each of us, she picks up her drink and I did the same. “On the count of three we’ll start, ready? Three!” She begin to drink as quickly as she can, leaving me dumbfounded.

“What?! That’s not fair!” I look at her and saw that she didn’t stop drinking, as a matter of fact she was already halfway done with her first glass. I took a big gulp of the drink which resulted in me coughing up loudly as my throat felt like its burning from the drink. After the feeling subsided, I continue to drink it again but slowly this time.

I saw that Rainbow is already at her second drink but I don’t care, I know how she hates losing, by hate I mean she really HATES losing. Once I’m finished with my first glass I take a look around the bar while waiting for Rainbow to finish her drinks, I didn’t care about the contest to be honest because I just want her to enjoy herself. When Rainbow is done with her last drink, she slams the glass on the counter which startled me a little, thankfully the glass didn’t shatter.

“I win!” She said in a drunk voice while pointing one of her hoof at her chest proudly, by the looks on her face she seems really drunk.

“Good job, Dashie! I guess you can beat me after all.”

“Of course I can…I’m the best…at everything! So…what do you wanna do now?”

“I’ll say we just head home right now before you pass out.”

“Hmph! Fine! Let’s go then!” She grabs one of my arms with her hoof and proceed to exit the bar. While we were walking together she managed to convince me to let her sleeps in my house for tonight because she’s is too drunk to fly back to her cloud house. The journey back to my home is mostly filled silence as I admire the view of the night sky. Once I’ve arrived in front of my house, I opened the front door and let Rainbow in before entering it myself and closing the door behind me.

“Do you want anything to eat, Rainbow?” I said as I stand next to her.

“Nah, I’m…I’m good.”

“Well, let me show you where you’ll sleep then.” I walk upstairs to my bedroom and she follows right behind me. “Here, you can sleep in my bedroom[p1] .” , She blushed slightly and look up at me.

“W-what?! I-if I sleep there then where are you gonna sleep?” I look back at her and stroke her mane.

“Don’t worry about me Rainbow, I’ll sleep on the couch downstairs.”

“N-no! I can’t let you do that!” She looks away from me, I can see that she is blushing harder. “C-can you please sleep together with me?”

“B-but-“

“Pleaaaaase?” She cut me off while looking up at me with puppy dog eyes. I stood there not knowing what to say as barrages after barrages of cuteness attacked me.

“I erh…sure, Rainbow.”

“Well, let’s go then Early ^^ ” She nuzzled my side before walking towards the bed, her tail is swaying from side to side giving me a full view of her marehood. She looks back at me from her shoulder with bedroom eyes. “I know you like what you see, Big Guy.” She said seductively.