Equilibrium, Book 1: The First Human.

October 9, 1000, C.E.
Ponyville
8:27 A.M.

Pinky briskly trotted down the street smiling the whole way. She had a good reason to be smiling. Today she was off. Normally this would bum pinky out, but not today. No today was special. Today a doozy was at hand. She felt the signs, the spasms, the full body tingling, the hyperventilating, and the aching body par's. It all pointed to one irreversible conclusion. A doozy was on the way and no matter what Pinky was going to be there to see it happen. Suddenly her eye's began to flutter rapidly. Then her ear's began to shake.

"Huh!" Her smile widened even more.

"Someponies a sneaky sneakin!" Scanning the road leading to sugarcube corner she spotted a flickering glow escape in the shadows of a nearby alleyway. She grinned as she doubled back to check out the ally. When she got there the flicker was gone.

"Shimmer glimmer in my eye, you can not hide from Pinky Pie." She sang song as she trotted down the ally. Her eye's and other senses scanning the area she stopped when she picked up a scent. Bending down and rubbing a hoof across the damp earth she raised her hoof to eye level. The grin on her face spoke volumes.

"Found you, Mr. Spy." She grinned as her eye's lit up going from light blue to a deep ocean blue as the air around her began to grow cold. The dirt in her hoof levitated around her as she pulled in the moister around her body forming a soft shell of condensed water vapor around her. She wiped her hoof off as the water began to coat her body from head to hoof. Her water bubble contracted around the glop of dirt and soon it had shrunk to the size of a golf ball. With a flash of blue light, Pinky held out a hoof and soon a smooth ball of water vapor was nestled in her hoof.

"Got you now Mr. Spy." She grinned as she began to hop out of the alleyway her little ball of ice and magic showing her the way to her target.

9:32 A.M.
Wonderbolt Academy.

Spitfire looked upon her newest batch of recruit's with a smile.

"There are some fine stallion's out here." Her eye's roved around there body's gazing upon there toned muscle's and even taking a peek at there equipment.

"Can't wait to bust there ball's wide open." She smirked as she began to drool at the thought. A flurry of motion forced her to look to her left. Soarin had arrived back from Canterlot. Spitfire just chuckled.

"Horny bastard better have some good news." She trotted over to Soarin as he landed with a smooth graceful canter on the runway. Flinging a salute at the captain Spitfire gave him one in return.

"Soarin." She barked. Soarin stood at attention and gave her the thousand-yard stare.

"Sr." He barked back. Spitfire allowed a smirk to cross her muzzle.

"At Ease Soarin." He at once began to relax shooting the captain a grin.

"So I guess you were able to keep my sister out of jail?" Spitfire asked as she nodded her head. Soarin nodded as he began to follow the captain.

"It wasn't too difficult." He rolled his eyes.

"Those guards are starved for sex. All I had to do was give a few of them some of the best head they've ever had and your sister was the last thing in there mind." He smirked as Spitfire smiled.

"Oh the big burly guard's didn't tire you out too much I hope?" She smirked as she lead Soarin to her private office. Soarin just laughed.

"Please, it'll take more than some guard's to give me a run for my bits." He said as he took a seat across from Spitfire as she sat down. Spitfire gave him a sultry smirk.

"So back to my sister?" She asked causing Soarin to smile.

"She's off the hook as long as she stays away from Ponyville." Spitfire frowned.

"That's unfortunate but if what she says is true then she dodged a bullet." She smirked.

"Still I can't help but wonder what that human wud have been like in the sack." She eveld a neutral glance at Soarin.

"So what brilliant plan do you have in store this time?" She asked as Soarin smiled.

"Well I've been thinking of taking a vacation with all of the time I have saved up." Spitfire smiled.

"Yeah that'll work." She hopped out of her desk. "I can personally see to it that you have the next few months off for your own recreation." She smiled as she grabbed a paper with a wing and handed it over to Soarin.

"I can even give you a few choice locations to visit on your way home to Cloudsdale." Soarin gave the paper a soft smile.

"And if i happen to find some undiscovered talent along the way?" He smirked as Spitfire chuckled.

"You have my permission to give a thorough evaluation." With his paper in hand Soarin gave a salute and trotted out of the office. Spitfire just smiled as she looked out the window at the new cadets. She smirked as she grabbed a folder from her desk.

"Rainbow Dash, Pegasus Mare from Cloudsdale," She began to read off the profile of one of the more promising mare's to be brought to her attention.

10:07 A.M.
Ponyville Spa.

"Ooh darling this is simply magnificent!" Rarity worbled as she felt her back muscles relax and release all of there pent up soreness from the last few weeks. John just smiled as he worked.

"So tell me Ms. Rarity how are the new products coming along?" He asked as he took a hot stone from a nearby warming plate and rubbed it along her back. This got an audible groan of pleasure from the mare who arched her back as the cold air of the spa rushed back to greet the warmth of her fur.

"It is going quiet well thank you for asking." A smile adorned her muzzle as she thought of the past week alone.

"Yes it has been quite a treat. Plus dear Spike has been an ever present helping hoof around the store." Once John was done he draped a towel soaked in rich oils and soothing aromas around Rarity and began to gently rub her down. Once that was all done Rarity got to her hooves on the floor and looked herself over in one of the many mirrors in the room. She beamed at her illustrious coat.

"John my dear you simply must keep up this spectacular work." She trotted over and gave him a hug. John gladly excepted the hug with one of his own.

"Thanks Rarity. Hey I'l be by the store later on today so we can hash out the detail's on that special order I have for you." Rarity gave John a wave and trotted out the massage room with a pep in her step.

As Rarity trotted out into the main lobby she spotted the last pony she thought she'd ever see grace the spa.

"Rainbow Dash what are you doing here?" She trotted over to the mare in question and gave her friend a hug. Dash had a huge grin on her muzzle as she embraced her friend.

"Well after you and Fluttershy wouldn't stop hounding me on going to this place I thought I'd give it a shot." She said as the two went and sat down. Rarity sat there a mischievous smirk making its way onto her muzzle.

"Oh and I suppose you aren't her to get a massage to are you?" Rainbows face flushed a tinge of red before she cleared her throat.

"Of course I came here for more than just a massage." She said folding her forehooves and pointing her muzzle in the air. With a slight nod of her head and a singe eye winking open she saw Rarity sitting there shaking her head in laughter as Dash made a very poor attempt at mocking a Canterlotian Noble.

"Dash apart from your very-" Rarity thought of a nice way of putting this. "-fluent impresion skill's what else do you plan on doing today?" Dash thought about the rest of her day. She shrugged her shoulders.

"Eh, not much. Why?" Rarity giggled to herself.

"Oh darling you simply must come with me when you are done here." She said as Aloa trotted up to the two.

"Um excuse me dear's." She said grabbing the two's attentions. She gave them both a polite smile.

"Ms. Dash your deep tissue massage is ready." Dash looked over to Rarity who had a mischievous grin n her face.

"Just a normal massage Dash?" She asked causing the blue pegasus to blush deeply.

"What? Have you felt his finger's before!?" She asked feeling very self conscious as she trotted off with Aloe. Rarity giggled some more.

"Be sure to tell me how it is dear." She called out causing Dash to swish her tail about.

10:12 A.M.

Chancellor Neighsay skulked about in the shadows of of the ponyvile spa.

"This creature is growing to powerful." He stated as his quill danced across his notebook. As he did so Pinky Pie came bounding around the corner, eye's alert and her ear's sharp. Her little ball of frozen sweat had lead her here to the spa of all places.

"Hmmm." She squinted looking about as her eyes roamed the area looking for any hint of her invisible quarry.

"I know your out here mr sneaky sneakerson." She mumbled as her held her ice ball aloft in her mental grasp. It swayed to and fro as it tugged on her mental link leading her to its source. Soon she found herself stopping in front of yet another alleyway. Squinting even harder as she looked down the dark stone passage she was stopped from investigating any further by the sound of her own name.

"Pinky Darling how have you been!?" Rarity called out as she waved her down from the door of the spa. As Pinky trotted off The Chancellor let out a deep breath he'd been holding.

"I have got to do a thorough background check on that mare as soon as I get back to the tower." He filed that note away for later.

10:15 A.M.

Dash slowly trotted up to the door leading t the massage room.

"Here go's nothing." She said taking a deep breath and letting it out, she knocked.

"Just one sec." came a voice she knew all to well. A smile graced her face as she thought about her plan's for later on today.

"I really hope the big guy doesn't have anything planned for later on today." Her face went from a frown to a smile as the door opened. John looked away from his clipboard in surprise and down to Dash.

"Hey there big guy." She said as John just smiled.

"Hey there Dash." He looked at his clipboard again. "So your up next huh?" He asked as Dash just rolled her eye's.

"No I'm just here to stare at you buddy." She smirked.

"Of course I'm here for a massage." She smiled as John stepped out of the way and let her in the room. John meanwhile was sweating bullet's underneath his calm visage.

"It's no biggie. Just giving one of the most awesome ponies in town a massage." He lead Dash over to the massage table. Dash hopped on and laid herself out as she fit her muzzle into the face whole in the head rest. Dash smirked as she felt John walking towards her his body displacing the very air in in the room. She splayed her wings out as John got close.

"Don't hold back big guy." Dash smirked. "Show me why every mare in ponyville wants a piece of you." She giggled as John stopped. No doubt his face was lit up like a harthswarming tree.

"Relax there big guy. Just poking some fun." She smiled. John himself was feeling very sweaty. "Ok just calm down." He said as he grabbed his oils and salts.

"Ok Dash so just to be sure do I have permission to touch your wings?" He asked as Dash just smiled.

"For the bit's I paid for this you can do whatever you want and I'll be a ok with it." John just smirked.

"Careful there Dash." He smiled. "Someone could take those words out of context really fast."

10:30 A.M.

"Holy cow John!" Dash said as she finally stopped panting hard. Her face was flushed with pleasure as her stressed out muscles were turned into mush. The massage was pure bliss. And her wing's oh Celestia her wing's felt as if they were made of clouds and that was saying something. John meanwhile was giving Dash's body a finale rubdown with oil's.

She felt his hands kneed at her taunt flank. That to soon joined the rest of her in a state of euphoric bliss as she let out a moan of satisfaction as John rubbed in the oil's she had requested, a soft mix of mineral oil to make her coat glossy and extract of rainbow to give it a unique scent of ozone, cinnamon, and vanilla, with several other scents mixed in for good measure. John looked on as he did his job.

"Ok Dash now I'm going to go over your wing's once more." Dash gave him a swish of her tail. He poured some peppermint oil on his hands and rubbed them up. He then set to work rubbing down Dash's wings. She let out a rather loud moan as the peppermint activated smothering her wings with a cooling sensation. Her wings felt like clouds before but now they felt as though they were on cloud nine. John shuddered as he felt Dash's moans reverberate through her body. Once was done he gently rubbed down Dash's once more and let her up.

"Ok Dash all done." He said he stepped aside. Dash slowly got to her hooves. She felt great! She got to the floor and steadied herself. The air waves in the room gave Dash a constant sense of freshness as the peppermint oil on her coat reacted with the air around her.

"Dude how have you not gotten a marefriend by now!?" Dash asked as she gathered her wits. John just chuckled as he put his oils back.

"As I've said before Dash i am not on the market right now." He stated as he went over and held the door open. Dash trotted out feeling like a million bits. She turned around and gave John a soft hug.

"Thank's John." She stated as she got back on all fours. Slowly she rub one hoof over the other.

"So hey I know you have a rather busy schedule but are you doing anything later on today?" She asked as John thought about it. He went over his mental checklist.

"The only other thing I have to do today is go on over to Rarity's after work." A brief twinge of jealousy flashed through Dash's face. It was gone in a heartbeat though as she masked it with a soft smile.

"Great so can you meet me at your place afterwards?" She asked as the two of them walked u to the main lobby. John gave it some thought before giving her a smile.

"Sure." He said as the two made it to the door. Once again John held it open.

"Great then it's a date. Dash said before zooming off into the clear blue sky. John meanwhile stood there feeling very awkward.

"Why do I have a bad feeling about this?" He shook his head as he walked back inside the spa. He stopped as he saw both Aloe and Lotus standing there mischievous grin's adorning there muzzles. John had a really bad feeling about this.

"What?" He asked as the two mares let out a wave of giggles.

12:00 P.M.

Soarin landed with a soft trot as he entered the small sleepy little town of Ponyville.

"Ah just great." He looked around spying the head weather office off in the distance.

"Time to go greet my future wife." He smirked as he took off into the sky.

"Yes today is going to be great."