Erotic, Equestrian, Fetish, Tournament (E.E.F.T)

by xombiekilla

(E.E.F.T) - Chapter Zero: Prologue

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The beautiful land of Equestria is home to some of the friendliest and sometimes not-so-friendly creatures of all types, shapes, and sizes. Enter the following day, the usually bright and early sunrise. Princess Celestia is undoubtedly doing her job well, isn't she? However, waking up to a not-so-friendly alarm clock doesn't exactly help to improve on a soured morning. And this lavender alicorn would be no exception to this rule either.


"Ugh... t-turn off!" Twilight groggily mumbled to herself while trying not to kill this one completely. "Grr... I said turn off!" Boom, Fizzle. "Oh, ponyfeathers, not this one too! Guess I'll have to revisit Cogsworth's Clock Shop, perfect." Grumbled Twilight as she got out of bed to start her morning. "Spike!.... I need some coffee, please, and the morning paper!" Said Twilight.

"On the way, Twi," said Spike. The baby drake was already in the castle's kitchen, preparing some coffee and muffins for breakfast; he looked over to Twilight and asked. "Let me guess, alarm clock again?"

"Yes, Spike, yes it was!" Said Twilight.

"Well, how about we try to make the best of this morning, huh, Twilight?" Asked Spike.

"Alright, Spike, but only because you know how to cheer me up. I couldn't have asked for a better assistant even if I wanted to, not that I ever would." Said Twilight.

"Yeah, I get you, Twi." Spike added, "Oh, and here's your breakfast, coffee, and paper you wanted." Said, Spike.

"Thanks, Spike." Said Twilight. After eating her muffin and drinking her coffee, she looked at the morning paper to read it over for anything new that could be happening. "Now, let's see here! Ads, no; comedy strips, no; obituaries, definitely not, Ah, here we are, current events." Twilight quietly muttered to herself while skimming through the morning paper.

"Town renovations recommended for the Town Hall, going to have to have a look at that later with Mayor Mare, meet and greet with some new ponies that recently moved into Ponyville, Not the biggest thing on my agenda right now. Wait a minute, what's this? Special nighttime tournaments open tonight at 8:00 PM, and registration is required to participate in any event/match."

"Invitation only! Oh well, that's too bad. I was hoping to watch this tournament and maybe see some quality fighting from some skilled combatants. Oh well, que sera, sera I suppose. Time to get the day rolling." Said Twilight after reading the paper and getting ready to leave her castle to run some morning errands.

Later, Twilight would see what Mayor Mare wanted with those renovations. As Twilight walked out of her castle, she saw everyone's favorite delivery mare, Derpy Hooves, approach her and, with her usual goofy smile, hand Twilight, a unique letter with a golden seal. "Uh... delivery for uh... Twilight Sparkle." Said Derpy.

"Thank you, Derpy!" Said Twilight.

"No problem; gotta continue my rounds now, cya around your highness." Said Derpy.

"Please, just Twilight is fine, and good luck with your deliveries." Said Twilight.

"Thanks, I will." Said Derpy, now flying away to continue her mail route.

"Now, let's see here." Said Twilight as she popped open the golden seal containing her letter. "Twilight Sparkle, you have been invited to participate in the Erotic Equestrian Fetish Tournament (E.E.F.T). For safety purposes, it is required that you have a costume ready as well as a name for yourself. This is a requirement for all invitees that wish to participate tonight. Make sure to show this letter invite to the Doorman when you arrive, and We hope that you enjoy your time with us. - Princess Celestia."

Said Twilight as she read the letter aloud. "The princess sent this? But why and of this of all things?" Asked a very confused Twilight. "Oh well, I guess it's worth checking out. Maybe if I run into Celestia there, I could ask her what this is all about." Said Twilight.

Later tonight, at the entrance to the (E.E.F.T). "Man, I never imagined how much consideration would go into Mayor Mare's Town Hall repairs; today's been just hectic for me; now time for me to get some answers about this place." Said Twilight; as she approached the front door to the tournament, she was greeted by the Doorman. "Good evening, ma'am; welcome to the Erotic Equestrian Fetish Tournament. May I see your invitation, please?" Asked the Doorman.

"Why yes, here it is, sir." Said Twilight as she handed over her invite to the Doorman.

"Thank you, ma'am. Please enjoy yourself." Said the Doorman as he let Twilight through the checkpoint.

"Well, now that that's over, I should register at the front desk now." Said Twilight to herself as she walked down the hallway to the Foyer of the building. Now at the front desk, she sees the mare at the desk and asks. "Excuse me, ma'am, but this letter says I must register to participate. How would I do this?" Asked Twilight as she approached the receptionist at the desk.

"Oh, that is quite simple, dear; just fill out this form here, then bring it back to me with your signature and your new fighter name, then we'll get you set up, dear." Said the receptionist to Twilight. After filling out her form and presenting it to the receptionist at the desk, she continued down from the Foyer. "Um..excuse me, ma'am." Said the receptionist to Twilight.

"Yes?" asked Twilight.

"You didn't write your new fighter name here? That is a requirement, you know." Said the receptionist.

"O-Oh, sorry about that; I'm not good with that stuff." Said Twilight.

"Oh well, that's ok, dear. Just try to have one decided before your first match, or you won't be able to participate." Said the receptionist.

"I'll make sure that I do thank you." Said Twilight. Now Twilight's walking towards the Grand Stage, where the matches are held. "Alrighty then, let's see what this is all about; first, I need to find Celestia and ask her what's up with this tournament." Said Twilight to herself. She sees a sign at the front that says, "(...ATTENTION ALL NEW COMBATANTS!...), head over to the Locker Rooms and read the roster to find out who your opponents will be."

Said Twilight as she read the sign to herself. "Ok then, I'll go to the Locker Rooms then." Said Twilight as she went to the Locker Rooms to get set up. Once Twilight entered, she saw quite a few familiar faces and new ones that surprised Twilight.

She would never have imagined that all her friends would be here too. Then to her left on the wall was the roster. Twilight looked at it and saw the two champions at the top. Mistress Molestia and Lusty Moonrise. "T-The princesses!?! B-But how and why? Why this? I am so confused right now. What is going on here?" Asked Twilight.

"Well, howdy there, sugarcube didn't imagine that ah'll ever see ya'll here of all places." Said a very familiar southern accent right behind Twilight.

"O-Oh, hey Applejack, yeah, I received this invitation to come here, and I have to say, I am shocked that this kind of thing exists and that the princesses are alright with it." Said Twilight.

"Ah, don't you worry, Twi; did you know this tournament's been around fer longer than any of us? With all that reading you do, I'm surprised you never heard of it." Said Applejack.

"Alright then, Applejack, I need to visit the Powder Room and ask for the tailor about my suit." Said Twilight.

"Alrighty then, sugarcube, but just remember, ya'll need a name fer yourself too." Said Applejack.

"Yeah, I know, by the way; what's your name, Applejack?" Asked Twilight.

"My name here is Juicy Red Delight. Have you figured out your name yet?" Asked Applejack.

"Well... hmm.... maybe Sparkling Twilight?" Asked Twilight.

"Maybe, that might not be too bad fer ya." Said Applejack. "Now look at their new outfit for ya, then look at the matchboard for your first fight." Said Applejack. But before she left, Applejack leaned over into Twilight's face, kissed her left cheek, and headed off to prepare. This, for obvious reasons, made Twilight blush and be all flustered to no end.

"W-What!?! Why would she kiss me like that?" Asked Twilight to herself.

"You don't know anything about natural selection, do you?" Asked a familiar tomboyish voice from Twilight's side.

"O-Oh, hey Rainbow, what's up?" Asked Twilight.

"That's Rainbowtastic to you, Twilight, don't forget that we have new names here, you know." Said Rainbow.

"Nope, I haven't forgotten. But what did you mean about natural selection, though?" Asked Twilight.

"Do I have to spell it out for you, Twi, jeez... I thought you were the brainy egghead of our bunch?" Asked Rainbow.

"I have no idea why she would do something so strange." Said Twilight.

"Duh, she's your first opponent for tonight Twi." Said Rainbow. Twilight began to get a little stressed out by this and said.

"You can't be serious, and I don't want to fight one of my best friends right off the bat." Said Twilight.

"Well, get used to it, Twi, 'cause you'll go through this a lot throughout your matches. Oh, and make sure you also read the billboard for the tournament rules." Said Rainbow.

"Ok, I will, Thanks, Rainbowtastic." Said Twilight.

"Mhmm, oh, and before I go, since I have already fought Juicy Red Delight, I have to warn ya, her body tends to get sweaty and stinky; she likes to use her natural body odor and her body proportions to her advantage, well later Twi." Said Rainbow.

"Yeah, l-later. D-Dear Celestia above, what have I gotten myself into? O-Ok, relax, Twilight, you've got this; I'm sure it won't be so bad." Said Twilight. Twilight then looked over to the board's rules and said.

"(...ATTENTION ALL COMBATANTS!...) These rules are to be followed regardless of match/event; failure to adhere to the rules of the ring will result in your dismissal; thank you for your cooperation - Tournament Staff. Rule one: The loser is the first to either pass out, fall out of bounds, or surrender."

"Rule two: Magic and flying are allowed but are restricted to being used in a special submission move only! (..No violence/gore allowed...) lastly, Rule Three: While in the ring, always keep your and your opponent's identity a well-guarded secret at all times." Said Twilight as she read off the tournament rules to herself.

"Alright, sounds fair to me, now, to get my uniform ready." Said Twilight. As Twilight headed into the Powder Room, she saw the Tailor with her fighter uniform in her hands.

"Here, put this on, then get ready for your first match." Said the Tailor.

"Thanks, ma'am. I'll get to it right away." Said Twilight. The uniform looks like a lacy dark purple spandex, with light purple lining around it and sparkling, too, all the more fitting for her ring name. Wearing knee-high shoes that hug her legs a little too much, which also have the same dark to light purple design; her gloves go up to her elbows, still themed like the boots and the main piece, her mask again is the same color, and style as the rest of her outfit.

Still, it resembled a Mexican wrestling mask with purple sparkles on it more than anything else. "W-Wow, this is kinda revealing for me to wear in front of all those ponies watching, but I guess as long as they don't know who I am, I should be just fine." Said Twilight. Now she was going to the Grand Stage for her first match against Juicy Red Delight.

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