Erotic, Equestrian, Fetish, Tournament (E.E.F.T)

The following day Twilight woke up from her bed with a strangely satisfied look and went down to the castle's kitchen to talk to Spike. "Hey Twi, so how was that secret tournament, hmm? Anything bad about that place?"

"No, Spike. As it turns out, this tournament was made by the princesses and has been around for quite a long time."

"Now? I would never have imagined that the royal sisters would be so, so....oh, what's that word I'm looking for, lewd,"

"Not only that, but all of my friends are there, apparently, and I had just won my first match against Juicy Red Delight."

"Juicy Red Delight, let me guess, Applejack?"

"Yep, how'd you know?"

"Seriously, Twi, the name was kinda obvious, really; it just sounds so much like an apple to me, which coming from Applejack of all ponies, is kinda typical," said Spike. The morning went without a hitch; the usual breakfast was egged this time, with a few strips of hay bacon and some coffee.

"Mmm...smells good, Spike, so when will it be ready?"

"Pretty soon, just finishing the eggs; I was thinking about making the eggs and hay bacon a golden brown this time. And I'd like to think that I've succeeded, wouldn't you agree, Twi?"

"*sniff*...yeah, Spike, you've outdone yourself this time." Said Twilight. As Twilight reaches for the morning paper, she's wondering more about current events.

"Alright then, what do we have for today? Let's see, help the school's repairs from the most recent "accidental" explosion made by a potion experiment gone wrong. O-Oh boy, I swear, if Applebloom has anything to do with this, I will talk with Applejack about it. Don't need to read up on that tournament anymore, but maybe it wouldn't be so bad to go there again later tonight."

"I'll have to consider if Applejack is bitter about me winning against her in the first match. Sure I'll go, you know what better than being bored with nothing. Also, I want to see who my next opponent will be tonight." Said Twilight to herself while reading the morning paper.

Once breakfast was made, Twilight went to see about those schoolhouse repairs from that explosion. Later tonight, Twilight made it to the Erotic, Equestrian, Fetish, Tournament entrance and met with the doorman.

"Why hello there, Sparkling Twilight, right this way ma'am." Said the Doorman. As he let her through the checkpoint.

"Thank you, sir," said Twilight. Now making it back to the Locker Rooms, Twilight took a look at the matched board, and to her shock, the next match was Sparkling Twilight Vs. Rainbowlicious. "Oh great, now I have to fight Rainbow; just what I needed tonight."

"So, are you afraid of fighting me, Sparkling?" Asked a familiar tomboyish voice behind Twilight.

" O-Oh no, not at all. If you're willing to bring it, I'll give it."

"Yeah, give me the victory, Sparkling; I'll be happy to take it."

"Yeah, you wish Rainbowlicious; I won't make it easy for you to beat me."

"Good, you better not. Oh, and I believe it's fair to let you know that I enjoy making my opponents suffer under my stinky body and flatulence. So you'd better be prepared to smell a lot of stinky pain." Said Rainbow. This, to no surprise to anyone, has made the alicorn really stressed out, and rightly so. "Alrighty then, the match is about to begin. Sparkling now would be your chance to run away; if you were smart, then you'd take it."

"And I said, bring it." Said Twilight as they both entered the Grand Stage to begin their second match.