Luna smiled as she walked through the Necropolis. With Boyd beside her, none of the demons posed a threat. Even with the undead possessed souls of the damned wandering about, it actually was a good party. Luna politely refused a goblet made from a skull filled with the blood of virgins from Boyd.

“So, seems like everything went as planned. Your sister got laid, and got a new lover.” Boyd spoke while AC/DC played in the background.

“Yes, so it seems. The plan worked out quite well, great job.” Luna complimented the demon. “I saw Celestia earlier today and she was positively beaming. She looks so much happier now that she has that human in her life.”

“How did you know that Twilight would pick up the scroll though?” Boyd asked the Night Princess.

“It’s Twilight Sparkle. She would never tolerate a small mess like that in a library. She used to be a librarian until Tirek blew it up.”

Boyd waved off the mention of Tirek. “He was an asshole, even by demon standards. We have simple rules, don’t fucking invade worlds anymore. It always ends poorly for us in the long run. You should have seen the previous attempt on this alternate dimension of that human’s world. This one dude just came along and single handedly ripped us apart.”

“After Twilight had the scroll, the rest was on you. Great job finding out he had a thing for her butt, then again half of Equestria does.” Luna said with a hint of jealousy.

“You got a great butt yourself Luna. Trust me, Celestia will share the human if you ask, and he wouldn’t mind a piece of those moons.”

Luna started up her portal back home as she rolled her eyes. Boyd could see she was smiling though. “Well, I’ll think of it. I’m headed home. Talk to you later Boyd.”

“You too Moonbutt.”

Luna stepped through the portal as Boyd got a letter from a Cacodemon. Reading it, Boyd immediately got angry. “Who authorized a new invasion on Earth? We have barely recovered from the previous attack by that armored maniac two years ago! WHY WON’T YOU JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE?”

Alas, most demons weren’t that smart. Their anger made their doom, and it would be eternal.

“Fuck this. That’s it, I’m leaving. Find myself a good spot in Tamriel. Maybe give good ol’ Sheogorath a call. It’s been fucking centuries.”

Author's Note

Luna was behind it all!

Memes are love
Memes are life