The Mane Circle

“Well...” Rarity started, running a hoof through her mane. “It’s usually not within my tastes, but I am pondering on maybe trying a thing I read about, really scandalous, but it seemed thrilling as well... there is a rumor that apparently Photo finish and her assistants got intoxicated on ‘Fernando’s special blend’, it’s supposedly to look like yogurt, but contain goat milk, and Celestia knows what else.” Twilight tiled her head, joined by Applejack, and then by Pinkie, who just tried to follow the bend of the other two’s necks. “Anyhow, as I was saying, they apparently were supposed to have gotten so high off the stuff that they indulged in a circle jerk, right during one of DJ-PON3’s performances in Neighvaro!”

This seemed to get the attention of Fluttershy, and to an extent Rainbow Dash, but for another reason. “Oh... my...” the meek pegasus murmured.

“Wait, wait, are you, Rarity, miss prissy panties suggesting us to do something uncouth, same sex and dirty?” Dash teasingly smirked and patted Rarity on the horn. “Okay changeling, tell us what you had done with the real Rarity” Pinkie let out a shrill gasp and pulled out her party canon from... yeah, she pulled out her party canon with a snarl, causing Dash to recoil and her eyes to dilate.

“Pinkie! I was joking for Pete’s sake!” Dash shouted, “Put that thing away!” After a few seconds of intense glaring, Pinke put the canon back... wherever she was keeping it.

“Okie-dokie-loki!” the party pony said, “But I have to say I didn’t get the point of that joke, it wasn’t very funny at all. You’re getting out of shape Dashie.” The pink mare then resumed to humming obviously on a tune in her head, the rest of the ponies staring at her with unease.

“R-right... like I was trying to say, and yes Dash, I am not always a stick in the mud. But I prefer to be, compared to you, a broken twig in a swamp... I at least can sit still safely... anyhow, yes, I was curious of the whole concept. And we’re not doing any ‘fillyfooling’, we’re just being very sexually open with our friends. It’s not gay unless the nubs are touching. Besides, there’s nothing wrong with being a lesbian. If I were solely on the mare side, it it would give a bit of ‘spice’ to my boutique with the rumors, always enough to make the suspicions go around, but always too little to actually confirm it. But in either case, I would never sink as low as to pretend to have another sexuality just to gain attention. Our sexuality is a part of us, it doesn’t define who we are.”

The cyan pegasus tried to come up with something to say, but found it hard to counter with anything at all. And eventually just resumed to slump her head down, scraping at the ground. Applejack let out a whistle.

“Boy howdy, ah didn’t think that about you Rarity.” Applejack said, “No offense, but yer... ‘type’ tends to be rather stuck up and close minded about the matter. Gotta say ah respect yer attitude. Mah family is also open on tha subject, as long as ya keep the family going.” The two mares gave an approving nod to each other and smiled.

Twilight has been just watching the whole scenario play out with a slight haze and awe just now shook out of the initial shock.

“Oh wow uh... that was inspirational I have to say.” Twilight said, “But what do you say Rarity? Are you saying we should try drugs?” The posh unicorn gave a uncharacteristically cheery gigglesnort.

“Ha ha, don’t be silly my dear Twilight, didn’t you listen?” Rarity replied, “I’d like for us to experiment lightly with our sexuality. But in a more interesting way then ‘spin the bottle’ or something. I’m still not sure on the idea, but it could be an interesting experience, don’t you girls say?” Each of the mare came to agree after some discussion. It was just harmless fun after all, what was the worst that could happen?

Behind the back of all the ponies, an toothless, Equestrian mini-alligator stuck a fake mustache against his snout, then shut the eyelids halfway, and twirled the mustache deviously while making a low, repeated chirping noise.

Onwards!