It's war...

by Bro Dash

Rating: everyone
Tags: Sad, Dark
Length: 1523

What if...Equestria was not happy rainbows and parties?

What if…Equestria was not happy rainbows and parties?

What if every party was a lie, every sweet was not even sugar, every pony was not so peaceful and loving?

What if…It's all just a lie…?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-31 21:37:53 UTC

Pinkamena Diane Pie

Twilight cautiously entered the room, checkign around. Her magic showed no signs of anyone but her, and the stallion there. Her magic read his mind, showing who he was. Her brother.

"Shining arm-"

He stopped her, holding a hoof over her mouth.

"Keep quiet, don't address me by name, and if possible, not at all. I need to know everything."

Twilight looked around, making sure that the door was closed, there were no cracks in the shade to let anything through, and the window was cloed tight.

"You mean...about...them?"

"Yes. all of it, come on, we need to know to make sure. If it is true, we'll take you home, and Celestia will take care of everything."

Twilight bit her lip, her heart thudding in ehr chest.

"I Pinkie Promised, and Pinkie Pie always knows. She's...different. She can tell what is going on around her. Everything, even what others are saying, she knows, even if she's not there."

"This room is protected by the princess's own magic, just tell me everything, and keep your voice down."

Twiligth took a deep breath.

"I'll start with Rarity. She is a very...very greedy mare. she only gives everything away to...counter everything else. She deals drugs, she steals from others, she's heartless! When a homeless mare came to her door, she stole the poor mare's cloak, leaving her out in the cold of the winter, and slammed the door! Another time, she even made an old stallion lose his house, all done by magic and hoof."

"Thats one, five mroe to go."

Twiligth scurried to a corner, putting atleast something to her back as she continued.

"Rainbow dash...She is no better. She practices prostitution, changing even that...poor mare, Fleur de Lis, into a whore, just so she could make a few quick bits and get off. I've...Just...When one wouldn't pay all that she was expected, Rainbow Dash snapped her neck, just right there. She's a ruthless pimp."

"Is that it?"

"I dare not say anymore."

"You've still got four more to go."

"I know, I know.", she swallowed, "Apple...j-jack."

"Why is she so horrible? She's an honest mare."

"Yes, she is honest, and that's how I know this. She told me everything. She's an assassin. She will find you, she will kill you, if you leave this world, she will follow...She's like your shadow. Always behind you in the light, everywhere in the dark..."

"She isn't here, you're fine, alright?"

"I...H-hope so, they'll all kill me!"

"I know, keep your voice down!"

Twilight continued.

"Fluttershy. She may be the simplest one. She stays at home, practicing a very bloody and horrible art. In her basement is where she keeps butchered bodies of ponies, their skins ripped open, spread on the walls, their intestines, literally knotted. I walked in there out of curiosity once, and I saw a stallion, still alive. He was breathing heavily, his entire top half of his body was skin, spread on the wall, he saw me, told me to run, and never return, I nearly screamed...."

"One more, just tell us of Pinkie Pie."

"Her...I don't fear the other four at all, they promised that as long as I am their friend, no matter what, I am off limits, they all agreed on it, even Pinkie Pie. I was like some pet in a massacre...But Pinkie Pie, she...she...I fear her. She is my boogeystallion..."

"Continue, we need to know what she does, you knew what you were doing when you accepted."

"I know...I know...Pinkamena Diane Pie...She was a rock farmer at one time, in her early childhood, till she got her cutie mark, then she started partying. But...Very...very few survive... She hosts hundreds of parties, hundreds of thousands of ponies, and only eighteen, or nineteen survive, then, whether they saw, or not, depends on if they live to tell anypony. Like I said, Pinkie Pie knows everything. If you lie to her, if you break a Pinkie Promise, everything...You said Celestia was protecting this room?"

"Yes. Now, that's enough, come on, we'll take you home, and get you safe..."

"Thank you! Let's get out of here!"

Just wait, they will find out, all of them, but they won't be able to get to you. Celestia will have to drop the spell, and we'll both be teleported to the throne room. Ready?"

"Yes."

Shining Armor's horn glowed and the room rumbled, something slamming into the wall. Twilgith screamed, then she was in the throne room.

"W-where are the princesses?!"

"Out to lunch, don't worry, they can't get in here in the next fifteen minutes."

"No-no...! We're...we're both dead!"

As if on cue, a loud, horrible laughter echoed through the room, emanating from the door to the hallway. A blue veil covered the doors, slamming them, and all others, from Shining Armor.

"Come on, Twilight, we have to go, to the secret passage. I can't believe you were right!"

As Shining Armor opened the stone passage, he turned to Twilight, who hadn't moved.

"Come on!"

She walked to him without anything more than a smile on her lips.

"Twilight, why are you smiling?"

"Sorry, big brother, but, no."

The stone passage slammed shut, harder than he could even open the ancient wall.

"What are you doing?!"

"Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Fluttershy are the ones that should be feared, Rainbow Dash is just a pimp, and Rarity, just a greedy bitch. If I were truly scared, I would have screamed, breaking down and crying. You called me o the room via letter, and you wanted me to tell you, I did, but you didn't know one crucial fact.

Shining armor back up slowly, and stopped as he brushed against a soft object. Turnign, he spotted the pink party pony herself, smiling up at him, her mane still fluffy, and her looks, happy, but, her eyes, black as night.

"She's no pony. A demon, yes, but not a pony.", Applejack dropped from teh chandelier.

"How did you both get here so quickly?", Shining armor asked, his horn glowing brightly.

"Because I brought them here, why else?", Twiligth admitted.

"Ooh! I get to pull his stomach out!", Pinkie Pie raised her hoof.

"Calm down, girl.", Twilight commanded.

"So, you lied, you weren't scared. You lead them, don't you?"

"What would you expect from a vampire?"

"W-what?!"

"Yes, you heard me. The night I left to Ponyville. Spike too. He was attacked first. Then me. And you weren't there."

"But I couldn't be, I was busy that day, I didn't even know till three days after when the princess herself called me to ehr quarters."

"I know, she told me. I noticed how bucked up everypony was immediately, and they saw me as a toy, a pet, leaving me be. Though, they eventually found out I could have easily slaughtered them like cattle, made them my slaves, and respected me for it, and I became the leader of a group of the worse ponies in Equestria."

"You're my little sister...My little Twily..."

"Were, till I found out you made Cadence have an abortion, because you weren't ready to have a foal yet."

"Wh-what? How did you?"

"I read your mind. I was just going to play along, let you arrest them, fake my death, and eventually, move us all into the everfree, but no, you ruined my only opportunity to have a nephew or niece."

"Only?"

"You're not leaving alive."

Picked up by Twilight's magic, Shining Armor countered with a magic shock, that forced her to lose focus, and she dropped him. Picked up again by black magic, he attacked again, this time, failing.

"Don't make me hurt you, Twilgith!"

"You already did. And with a mind as dark as a vampire's, you will not live."

Throwing him out of the window, the huge colored glass picture shattered, going out with him. Putting on ehr best teary eyed face, she approached the window after, screaming out to the dead figure of her big brother, crying, screaming as if she were scared and stricken.

"No!!! Big Brother!! No-ho-ho-ho!"

She faked the cry until the princess came in, several guards with her.

"Arrest those two!", Clestia commanded.

The guards rushed in, taking Applejack and Pinkie Pie, going off out of sight with them.

"Twilight! Oh, dear me, thank the heavens you are fine..."

"Your...your spell wasn't enough. They almost got me...they got Shining armor!"

"Shh, shh, it's alright..."

Twilight was comforted by the white alicorn, who hugged her close, layign down to be even with her. Then she felt a sharp pain in her upper neck, then weakness, then her vision blurred and she passed out. Though, Twilight didn't stop till the color of Celestia's mane flickered. The princess was heavy, but not to Twilight, now, sucking the last of the princess's blood from her now lifeless body. Easily throwing aside the body, Twilight stood. Her coat darkened to a very dark purple, and wings burst from her back, black and shaped like a bat's.

She was as strong as a god now. No, stronger than a god. Now, she need only take care of one more...