"Introducing the Dice-o-Matic...!"

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"Slipstream....I'm pregnant!"

*Click*

"It's over, Mane-iac!"

*Click*

"You gotta be kidding me..." Cadance groaned as she flipped through channels. It was another quiet day, so she and Spike were watching TV again. And she'd finally gotten him to put an arm around her while she sat in his lap, though he still kept his boxers on. "So far it's either a rerun, or crap."

"Jump over to the movie channels?" Spike suggested. "You have ninety-five; maybe we'll get lucky."

"Here's hoping." She went up to the movies and started looking through. Sadly, it wasn't much better; a documentary on Griffonstone, yet another sequel to a horror movie, a bad romance flick...she liked love stories, but she liked good ones.

Spike didn't seem too interested in what was available, either. "Doesn't look like there's anything here either." As he said this, he moved his arm to stretch before returning it around her. Though, he didn't quite plan for it to settle almost in between her legs, quickly moving it back up some.

'Dammit! So close, too.' Cadance groaned mentally. It'd been a couple of days, and while the cuddling helped, she was starting to feel a little pent up. 'There's gotta be something that'll encourage him...' It was then that she saw the channel number, and a faint smile formed on her lips. While they had those movie channels, Shining had sprung for the 'enhanced' channel package.

And ten of those channels were porn, which she was quickly nearing.

Yawning, Spike never noticed the grin Cadance had as she flipped over to a channel...until he was greeted to the sight of a mare squealing as she pleasured herself with a dildo. "Huh??"

"Ooh! I LOVE this one!" She chirped, making herself comfortable against him. "Friends in Heat, Shining and I saw this on our honeymoon."

"You watched porn on your honeymoon?" He went wide-eyed when the mare changed to a vibrator.

"Why not?" She asked. "Admittedly, it looks like it's just started. Kinda be a little tame for the next few minutes."

'Watching a mare using a sex toy is TAME??' He thought, shifting a little when it gave a close up of her soaking wet mound.

Cadance licked her lips when the scene changed to a mare and stallion working out in a gym. "Hehe, now HERE'S one of the good parts!" She purred and ran a hand over her breast when the mare smirked at the obvious tent in her friend's pants while he did chin ups. "Come on, sweetie, you know what you want."

"Uh...well, she's assertive." Spike mused when the stallion got crotch-grabbed, followed by the mare kissing him. "Very assert..." He tensed slightly when Cadance's hand wrapped around his own junk, "...tive??"

"Enjoying the movie, Spike?" She looked up at him, an innocent smile on her face as she gently squeezing him through his boxers. "This part always gets me hot and bothered."

"I-I see." He inhaled sharply when she started stroking him while the stallion tore a hole in the mare's spandex.

"Heh, you know, Spike..." She whispered, reaching down to massage his scrotum over the moans onscreen, "If you ever got into making movies like these, I know a few mares who'd kill to be your coworker."

"I dunno about th-aaaat..!" He got out when she gave him a firm squeeze.

"Aw, don't sell yourself short." She cooed, jiggling him a little. "Huh, those boxers look like they're getting a little uncomfortable."

"K-Kinda."

"In that case." She moved to hook her thumb under the waistband. "Why don't I help you get a little more comfortable?"

He was about to decline on reflex, but remembered she'd already seen him naked before...and she was pretty comfortable walking about in only her tiara and high heels. "Well, ok." He yelped a little when he felt them get slipped off nearly instantly, just before she tossed them over the back of the chair.

"Much better!" Cadance's smile widened, her hand returning to his crotch, where she started to slowly pump his upper erection in time with the grunts in the movie.

'You're not gonna let her get the advantage in this are you??' A small voice popped up in his head, though sounded nothing like the other. 'Two can play this game, remember?'

Ah...ah, fuck it!' He said to himself. With a glance to Cadance, Spike slid his hand down between her legs and found her clit.

"Ooh!" She squeaked, feeling him rolling his finger over the small nub. "Mmm, someone's getting a little more confident." Her thighs separated some to give him more room and she let out a sigh of satisfaction as she felt his fingers run over her already wet slit, one slightly pushing in. "'Bout time too."

"Yeah, heh...kinda figured I should go ahead and get accustomed to it. After all, my job is to help you keep your libido controlled till Shining gets back."

"True." She moaned when he added a second finger. "Now, let's enjoy the movie. There's a scene coming up I've always wanted to try out."

Author's Note

Short, I know. But it was mostly to show Spike finally getting fully comfortable with his current occupation.

Chapters'll be longer, and naughtier, after this