The Tales of Marcus's Trip

by Bronyd

Rating: everyone
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 2493

Marcus is a guy who happens to not like a certain show only to be transported to the land he hates.

This is the tale of how a man named Marcus wound up in the land of Equestria. But unlike other tales of human in Equestria story, theres just one big difference. Marcus is not a brony. He doesnt even like the show. Now hes smack dab in the middle of it. Now not only does he have to find out how to get back home, but protect the inhabetence from a long sense dormant treat. How will he ever kep his sanity. Read and find out.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2011-12-10 05:59:35 UTC

Your a changed man Marcus

Marcus thought he was dead. I mean you had to be if you fell thousands of feet. He was positive he was. When he thought he herd voices. He thought the voices were from angles( although he though it just might be demons after that display of foul mouthery he demonstrated when he was falling.) Marcus started to open his eyes slowly when one of the so called angles said something which caused him to open his eye fully, and not give them any time to adjust to the light, making him blind and forcing them closed again. But that didn't matter to him at the moment. What did matter was how the angle described him.

He could have sworn he heard he say  “Oh, i so hope he’s alright. I just hate seeing somepony in pain.”

‘Wait did she say “somepony”?’ he thought. ‘That cant be right? Why would a angle refer to someone as a pony.’ He sat there thinking for a second before deciding that he needed to see this “angle” for himself. To confirm his theory that he, in fact, was dead and in the “Kingdom in the sky”, or worse.

Marcus began to open his eyes slowly, making sure to avoid going blind again. Once his eye were open and began to adjust to the light , he started to sit up. As soon as his eyes were adjusted, the first thing he saw sent his whole heaven theory strait to hell. Instead of a white Utopia, he instead look upon a scene that surprised himself more than the comment that the “angle” had said.

The picture he was gazing on was that of nothing more than a field. A lush green field that was adorned in multi-colored flowers. In the distance He could see what looked to be a forest. But what startled him the most was that when he looked at the ground he was laying on ,he took  notice immediately , that he was sitting in the center  of a large crater.

“What the fuck” he said “Where am I? How am i still alive, or am i dead?”

*cough*

He didn't take notice tho the cough behind him. “ Am i still in Austin? or  am i out side of Texas, or in the United States for that matter?”

*COUGH*

The cough was louder but he still didn't hear it over all the thing rushing in his head.”Gawd, My fucking head is killing me, and i cant feel my fingers or toes.....”

He  was concentrating  on what to make of this situation that he paid no attention tho the sounds that were being made behind him.

What had gotten him out of his thoughts (and scared the crap out of him in the process) was the sound of tomboyish voice yelling “HEEEY! YOU DEAF OR SOMETHING!

“HOLY SHIT!” He yelled startled. “who's there?”

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Twilight was absolutely baffled by what she was seeing in front of her. Moments ago she ran off the hill, that Pinkie Pie had lead them to , after seeing something plummet towards her and her friends. She thought it was a meteor or some other destructive force falling from the sky. When she and her friends walked back up the hill, what they saw made there jaw drop.

When they reached the top of the hill, they were greeted by a 50 foot crater. They stood there stunned for what seemed like minutes  before Applejack spoke up.

“Look there’s somepony in there.”she said

“What? Twilight said ”There’s no way that a pony  could cause this. It has to be something else.”

Twilight look glanced around the crater, trying to find the source of what could have been the cause of the massive dent in the hill. When her eyes finally reached the center of the crater, she focus on trying to see the object that was masked by a small cloud of dust. As the dust started to settle, what she saw made her brain spin 360 degrees.

She couldn’t believe what she was was looking at. In the very center of the crater laid an actual pony. She just couldn't believe her eyes. Twilight began to rub he eye with her hoofs just in case her mind was playing tricks on her. When she opened her eyes again she found that her mind was most defiantly not playing tricks on her.

It had been a pony that fell thousands of feet only to crash into the hill that they were just on. And to top it all off on this wave of shock that Twilight was going through. On further investigation she wasn't just starring at some dead pony, but a living one. She could see it chest moving up and down in smooth consecutive motions. This took everything that she had learned about what had happened and blew it out the window.

“Bu..bu..but h..how?” she stammered. “Tha..That a pony. A pony just fell from the sky. and survived. How? How is that possible?”

“Well, I guess this explains Pinkie pies doozy.” Applejack said as she walk over to the stunned Twilight.”But this is just to wild. Never in my mind would i have ever thought that something like this would happen.”

“See. What did i say. Alien.” Pinkie Pie said hopping over to the group. “or maybe its a superhero.”

“I don't think so” Rainbow Dash said hovering beside Pinkie Pie.

“It doesn't matter if hes an alien or not. What does matter is if hes hurt or not.” Rarity chimed in.

“Oh, i so hope he’s alright. I just hate seeing somepony in pain.” replied Fluttershy.

“UUGGHHH”

“It looks like its wakin up” Applejack said.

The group stared at Marcus as he began to move.

Rainbow perked her ears towards his the body and listened carfully to sounds that were emitted from it.”it sounds like its talking to its self.”

“Well. Whats he sayin, sugarcube?”

“It sounds like hes saying...”

“Where am  I?”

“That” Rainbow replied.

“It sounds like a colt.” Twilight  said  “Well at least we know what his gender is, and that he can talk. Now all we need to do now is find out if hes friendly or not.”

“And how are we going to do that, Twilight?” Fluttershy squeaked. Obviously frightened by the new development of whats going on.

“Well for starters i will try to get his attention.”

Twilight looked at the the strange colt, noticing that he was lost in thought, and though of a way to get his attention.

“*cough*”

No responce. He still seemed to be talking to himself.

“*Cough*”

Twilight coughed louder, but to no avail. The colt was still talking to himself.

“*COUGH*”

Twilight  coughed the loudest she could  but still to no avail. he was still lost in thought. That is until Rainbow Dash decided to get his attention her way.

“HEEEY! YOU DEAF OR SOMETHING! She yelled.

It worked.She got his attention. But she also scared him in the process.

“HOLY SHIT!”

“What did he just say?” Applejack questioned

“I have no clue.” Rarity replied. She then turned to Twilight.

“Don't look at me.I’ve never hear anypony say the word shit before?” Twilight replied with a clueless look on her face.

“He probably just made it up. Pinkie Pie makes up words all the time.” Rainbow said

“What ever he said it sure sounded funny.” Pinkie giggled.

Twilight  still confused by what she heard the colt said turned to the others. “ It doesn't matter what he said. What matters more is that we have his attention.”

The group turned there heads to the pony as he began to turn and face the group. Each mare didn't know what to expect from this colt, or what he would say.

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“Who’s there?” Marcus asked as he began looking for the source of the tomboyish voice. As he began to turn his head, he found it some what awkward. Like his neck was positioned in a whole other place. But didn’t care for that at the moment. All he cared about was finding out the who yelled at him.

He turned his head to the left, but he saw nothing. Then he turned his head to the right. “Okay, so it didn’t come from over there. Then there probably  talking from over here. Now lets see.” He scanned everything to the right. “Hhhhmmm, Well that's odd there seems to be no one here. Well no one except that group of colorful horses . Maybe if i look over here some more.....WAIT A MINUTE. Colorful horses.” His eye jump back to what he just had seen. ‘what the fuck, those are multi-colored horses.’ he thought to himself. ‘I must be crazy, or i might be hallucinating from the fall, our maybe I'm just dreaming. Yeah that’s it I’m just dreaming.’ He couldn't say anything. His jaw hung open, and his mind was blown. He just stared at them, that's when he noticed the one thing that made him nearly faint. He wasn't just staring at some multi-colored ponies, but unicorns and Pegasus as well.

Twilight cleared her throat , stood up strait and began saying.” Hello. My name is Twilight Sparkle, and the ponies next to me are my friends...

Marcus’s eyes were as big as his sockets would allow them to be, and his mouth hung so low that you could have parked a motorcycle in it.” ha ha Ha Ha HA HA HA. Marcus began laughing maniacally which caused the girls to take a step back and Fluttersy to cower even more than she normally would have. “I don't believe it. This must be  dream.”

His comment left a bewildered look on Twilight's face as she look over to the others and said. “Dream?”

“ Yeah YEAH .  That explains it. I'm having a Fucking dream. Yeah. Why else would a fucking purple unicorn talk to me, and and that god damn light blue Pegasus has a fucking rainbow mane. and that horse is wearing a hat . Which , note to self, is really fucking random even in a dream. I mean how does a horse make a hat... that besides the point. The point is that i must have tripped when i was walking over to the TV, and now i just need to be slapped awake.”

“I can help with that”

In a split second Pinkie appeared in front of Marcus giggling. Then she raised her hoof, and

SLAP!!!

Marcus’s was stunned. He didn't even see it coming. She just came out of nowhere and slapped him. Marcus had been slapped many times before but he had never expected that his own dream would slap him, let alone him actually feel it. He sat there stunned for some time before reality woke him from his trance. “OW! SON  OF A BITCH. THAT FUCKING HURT. GOD DAMN.” He  yelled at the pain he was feeling.

“PINKIE PIE!” Twilight yelled.

“What he said to slap him so i did.” Pinkie giggled

“Um, sugarcube. I don't think he actually meant it.”  Applejack replied

Rarity walk over to her.” Well I'm just wondering why he thinks this is a dream?

“I don't know Rarity. But somethin’ aint right with that pony. I think he’s has enough apples in tha basket.” as she said that she moved her hoof around the side of her head.

“Ya know” Marcus began, after recovering from the blow he received, looking towards the two. “Just because this is a dream, doesn't mean that i ant hear you. And I'm not crazy, your just a dream i'm having.”

After she knew she had his attention and he had his sanity back, she began to say what she was trying to say to him before he went all maniac on them. She still didn't think this pony had any grip on reality. But she had to at least try to find how he survived a fall, and also the reason he thinks hes dreaming. “ooookkkaaayyyy, anyway like i said, My name is Twilight Sparkle and these are my friends. Whats your name.”

He adverted his gaze away from Applejack and looked at Twilight “My name is Marcus.” ‘Twilight Sparkle?’ He thought.’ I feel like i heard that name before, but i don't know where.’

Pinkie Pie, still next to Marcus, laughed when she heard his name. “Marcus. That's a funny name.”

“And you look stupid. There now were both offended.”

Pinkie Pie backed away with a frown on her face. Looking hurt, and obviously offended.If Marcus hated one thing. That would be when some one makes fun of his name. Especially when it his last name being poked fun at. It was a major pet peeve he had.

“Jeez, somepony in a bad. But i guess i would be to if i fell from so high. Pinkie said, reverting back to her cheerful mood.

“ and why do all of you keep referring to me as a pony?” He shouted.”Last time i checked. I'm Not A PONY. I'M A HUMAN” Marcus was angry at all the things the horses kept calling him. As he was catching  his breath, he looked over at the others.

They all remained silent, so he continued to prove his point. “see these.” he held up his hands. “These  are called hands. Only humans have them.”

Rainbow was the one to break the news to him.” Um. Those  are hooves.”

“What do you mean hooves? These are defiantly hands....OMG.” He finally took a look at his hand. The whole time he was trying to figure his situation out he never really took the time took look at himself. But what he saw made his heart stop. “What the FUCK. Where are my hands!?” he began to stand. He began to pace but as he took his first step, he began to stagger. He fell over onto his back with a loud thump.

When Marcus fell over backwards he got a full view of his legs. More importantly his feet, or more lack of feet. “WHERE ARE MY FEET!”

“What are feet?” Applejack question. “Or hands for that matter.”

“I don't know.” Rainbow responded. “But if i had to guess, I think hes referring to his hoofs.”

Marcus had the best view of his whole body from the way he was laying. From his view He could see that he was still wearing his jacket, but that was it. When his gaze shifted down, he couldn't help but blurt out “ And where are my pants....Oh My God.” He completely forgot about his missing pants. Marcus was starring at his legs, which were sprung up in the air, and saw that the place where his feet were suppose to be was instead replaced with black hoofs. And swinging between his legs was a long black tail.

“Oh.” he said calmly. No doubt that the shock of his appearance had finally got to him. “ha ha. No wonder they kept calling me a pony.”

To be continued.....