Madness in Equestria: Better Than Dying... Again.

by Axcon

Rating: teen
Tags: Crossover, Human, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Comedy
Length: 5586

Hank, the most bad-ass killing machine is teleported into Equestria. Oviously, shit happens.

-Warning- If you don't know who Hank is go here

Hank, a well known person in Nevada, has a new mission, involving explosives and a new improbability drive. That, obviously doesn't ends up well. That's why he ends in the magical land of Equestria. Some things are new to him. But his stay may be "problem-less" there.

This is my first fic so constructive criticism helps. Leave a rating, comment and all of that.
Unless like all the other Madness-MLP crossovers I read, this one has romance. Guess who will be his target. Taking that off. It was a stupid idea of mine.
I'll add character tags as they appear. Since then, only Main 6.
Sorry if there are major faults and lack of vocabulary in the writing because I'm from South America (Argentina precisely). Grammar corrections are welcome.
Cover art by Rhunyc.
Enjoy! :D
Edit: Switched rating to Teen since there only swearing and almost no gore from my point of view. Maybe I'll switch back to Mature when It get's more... mature. But until then I want people to think this is more than a story about slauthering things.

Published 2012-08-19 06:44:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-01 06:38:35 UTC

Prologue - Improbability: What Could Go Wrong?

Prologue - Improbability: What Could Go Wrong?

Disclaimer:All rights go to their rightful owners. My Little Pony goes to Hasbro and Hank goes to Matt "Krinkles" Jolly

Somewhere in Nevada

Hank was flicking trough the channels of the TV on his quarters when Sanford opened the door. "Hey Hank, Deimos wants us in the conference room" he said. "OK. I'll be there in a minute" Hank replied. "Like... Now" Sanford said, a little bitterly this time. "Fine. Let's go" Hank said.

They silently walked trough the corridors of their base, until Hank broke the silence. "So... What does Deimos want?" he said a bit of curiosity in his voice. "The hell I know. He din't even told me." Sanford answered. "OK then" Hank replied. Then, they arrived to the 'conference room'. It was the living room with some computers that Deimos put there. "Didn't we had a conference room?" Hank asked. "We had. Until someone blew it up experimenting!" Sanford answered yelling at the working Deimos. "It wasn't my fault that the explosive was unstable!" Deimos yelled back.

Hank sat on the couch and started watching the TV. "So, why did you bring us here?" Hank asked, a bit annoyed. "Well first off, look at that screen" Deimos said pointing at a lot of screens that, seemed to be hacked security cameras from some of the Auditor's complex. "Which one?" Hank said, sounding a little confused. "The middle one". Deimos said "Holy shit!... What is that?" Hank told him sounding even more confused. "Ugh. It's a new improbability drive! We cannot let him activate it!" Deimos yelled sounding a bit freaked out. "Kay dude! Don't freak out! I'll take care of it" Hank said trying to calm down Deimos. "Ugh. OK. But don't use explosives, alright?" Deimos restricted "And because I can't trust you in that, take this" Deimos continued handing a satchel and a little pouch. "Put the pouch on your belt and wear the satchel at all times" He instructed Hank "If something happens to you there is food, water, and medical supplies in the satchel." Deimos informed Hank. "What is in the pouch?" Hank asked. "There is some pills and syringes that will help if something weirder happens. They are experimental, but don't worry they are labelled." Deimos replied "I almost forgot. Take this PDA. It has some survival info and the whole Wikipedia on it. If you want to know what something is take a photo of it and it will tell you what it is. Also take your cellphone." Deimos informed Hank once again. Hank just stand there a few seconds and said "Anything else?". "I think that's it". And this said Hank took his sword, a knife, a pistol, a silencer and a revolver. With this done he went on his mission. Deimos just lit up a cigarette. "That's going to kill you" Sanford commented."Fuck you" Deimos replied.

Hank approached the Auditor's complex. He took his silenced pistol an shot the guards on the door. He entered the facility and grabbed his sword, then the massacre started. He swiftly took down the first 1337 agents on the hallway and proceeded to the next room. There were five Agents and three ATP Troopers. Oh, and a guy smoking in the corner. Not a big deal five shots, five kills. Three slashes, three heads down. Hank just let the smoker live, he'll probably die later.
In the next room there was a Mag agent V4. THAT was kind of a big deal. He sprinted until he got behind him an stated sword-climbing up him. Wasn't too hard to get him down, but, it gave a fight. Some more rooms with more victims for him to slay passed, until, he got there. There it was. The Improbability Drive V2. "Meh..." Hank said like he didn't care. "I've seen better" he added.

Hank proceeded to place the explosives all around the drive. "Six C4 Satchels should do the trick" he thought to himself. He turned the timer on and started to walk away. Then, he got a call. It was Deimos. "Hank! Don't blow up the drive! It could kill us all! It is highly unstable! " Deimos said, totally freaked out. "Oh... It could have been better if you told me that before rigging the C4 to..." Hank replied to him but he was thrown to the floor by the explosion "Nothing seems to happen right..." He tried to continue but he was interrupted again, this time a portal had opened. "Aw SHIIIIIIIII...!" Hank screamed as he was sucked by the portal, helplessly reaching to grab something but eventually, he was sucked by the portal. After being sucked, the portal faded away with no clue of what happened to Hank.

Twilight was sitting on her balcony reading a book when, out of the corner of her eye she saw something fall, from the middle of the air into the Everfree forest. She closed her book and decided to go investigate. She'll be surprised with what will be found or who she will find.

Author's Note

Hey, I won't be working a lot in this since I don't hove too much free time so... don't expect regular updates.

No.1 - What Are You?

Disclaimer:All rights go to their rightful owners. My Little Pony goes to Hasbro and Hank goes to Matt "Krinkles" Jolly

Hank was falling from the middle of the blue sky into a colorful forest. Besides panic there was confusion, since he never seen colors like this before in his almost monochromatic world. He landed on some trees and, finally hit the ground. Face first of course. He survived longer falls and, the trees also slowed him down. "My head... it's killing me" Hank complained bringing a hand to his forehead. He retired it and found blood on it. He then opened his satchel and took bandages, removed his head wraps and added some bandages. Finnaly he swallowed some painkillers and put his head wraps on.

Hank heard a female voice calling out. "Hello! Hello! Is there anypony out there!" It took some time for him to process that. "-Anypony- who the hell says that" Hank thought, still trying to process it. He then discovered why it said 'anypony'. Because it was a pony. He just sat there dumbstruck watching the animal as it looked around, but then it said "I guess it was just my imagination" and then it started to walk away. Hank knew it was the time to act "Time to nut up or shut up" he said to himself.

Hank came out of behind the tree he was hiding and said "I guess you were wrong on that too".

Twilight was just near the site she saw the object land. She started to call out like if somepony was going to answer "Hello! Hello! Is there anypony out there!" No response came. "I guess it was just my imagination" she said as she started to walk away. But then she was suddenly replied by a voice that said "I guess you were wrong on that too". She stopped right in her place. That cold, dead and emotionless voice, it gave Twilight chills. She slowly turned around and was terrified with the sight. It was a tall, big and black figure with red eyes that stood there. Staring at her. Twilight was frozen, incapable of moving. The figure then said "Hello there. My..." but Twilight galloped away before it could finish the sentence. "Wait!" It screamed as she ran away from it.

Twilight knew it wanted to speak to her but she was too scared to reply. She needed someone to protect her if that thing tried to hurt her. She knew who was the right pony. Applejack. She was the strongest and bravest mare Twilight knew.

"Well...fuck" Hank thought. "That was one hell of an introduction" he said out loud with a sarcastic tone."Why do I have to appear all ninja to people, even if I know it scares them!" Hank thought, obviously being mad with himself. He let out a sigh, sat under the same tree and started to look inside his satchel. " Where the hell did Deimos put the food!" said Hank obviously failing at his task. "There you are!" he said, claiming victory. He took off the plastic foil from the sandwich and grabbed a bottle of water."Now let's just wait for them to come" Hank thought to himself.

Twilight arrived at the Sweet Apple Acres in just a couple of minutes. She immediately went with Applejack, who was doing as usual. Bucking apple trees. "Applejack! Applejack!" Twilight screamed as she approached the orange mare. "I- I- I need..." Twilight tried to talk, but she was exhausted. She then regained her breath and started again. "I need your help. I saw a strange creature in the Everfree Forest and it really scared me. It stand there with red eyes looking at me but..." she was cut by Applejack. "Whoa! jus' hold on there Twi. You're tellin' me you saw a darn scary creature in the forest and the has red eyes and you don't even consider it's a dragon? Twilight looked annoyed at Applejack. "Let me finish. But it tried to talk to me. It even tried to introduce itself! A doubt a dragon would do that." Twilight stared at Applejack for a few seconds then Applejack responded to her. "Ok Twi, I'll go with you. But if that thing gets aggressive I'll jus' buck it".

They arrived at the Everfree Forest in a couple of minutes and started to look around for the creature. The only found some stuff lying under a tree. "But it was here!" Twilight said, perplexed because it seemed to have disappeared. But then the creature descended behind them and Applejack kicked it. "Fuck. My-" It tried to say before fainting.

Hank sat there, eating a sandwich and drinking some water. Comfy as he was something interrupted. He saw the pony again. But this time there was another one. And this one had a cowboy hat. "Fuck. Me." Hank was thinking of what to do and how to act, but they looked to be heading to where he was! Hank needed to act quickly! He jumped on the treeline above. He waited there. "But it was here!" It said. He descended behind them all ninja-style and tried to start again with his introduction. He was instantly cut by the new one kicking him in the nuts. "Fuck. My-" was all he could say before passing out because of the pain.

"Applejack!" Twilight yelled at her. "What? He was going to attack us!" The orange mare defended herself. "No it wasn't! It was going to talk!" Twilight yelled to her. "Well... Mah' bad." Applejack apologized. "Well at least help me carry it. It's your fault that it's unconscious." They carried the creature in their backs and started the walk back. "Where are we putting it?" Twilight asked. "Ah' don't know Twi. Ah' think it will be the best if-" Applejack was shortly interrupted by Twilight. "I know! We can put it in your barn!". "But-" Applejack was cut again by the lavender mare. "It's your fault it's like this. You can also say I'm doing something very important and tell your family they don't enter the barn". "OK Twi. Just because I owe ya one".

Applejack and Twilight got to the farm and checked there was no one on sight. They then entered the barn and left the creature in a pile of hay. When they got outside Applejack went to find her family and Twilight re-entered the barn. When she got inside there was nothing there. "What?! How is this possible? It was there!" The thing descended from the ceiling and fell silently behind Twilight and grabbed her mouth. She helplessly tried to scream but was silenced by the beast. "If I let you go, are you gonna scream?"

"Great fucking idea. Descend all ninja-style behind them. That kick was really hard." Hank thought in his unconsciousness. When he woke up, he found himself inside a barn. Over a pile of hay. "What. The. Fuck." He heard the barn door open and instantly his ninja reflexes activated and he jumped into the ceiling. Then he saw the pony he first met. "What?! How is this possible? It was there!" He descended from behind it and grabbed her from her mouth so it couldn't scream. "If I let you go, are you gonna scream?" Hank said to it's ear.

Twilight was terrified but gestured a "no" with her head. "Good." The creature let her go. She instantly backed away. "What are you?" Twilight said. "Nice to meet you too." It said sarcastically. "Sorry. I'm Twilight Sparkle. Who are you?" The thing cleaned the dust off of what seemed to be clothes. "Well. My name's..." Suddenly it panicked. "Is the other one in here?" It whispered. "Erm... Who? Applejack? No." Twilight replied. "Very well then. My name's Hank J. Wimbleton, A.K.A. "The Death Bringer" and "The Coated Demon". I'm from the state of Nevada. I..." The creature, now named "Hank", was cut by Twilight. "Wait a second... Nevada? Death Bringer?Demon?! What is all that?" Hank then cleared his throat and continued. "Let me explain. From where I come, and I suppose it's a whole lot different place from yours, you kill, get killed or smoke and die of an odd way. I personally include myself in another group. I kill, get killed, revive and kill again." Twilight was shocked. How can something talk about killing and dying so peacefully? "Well. That's interesting. But what about friendship, love and tolerance?" Hank burst in laughter. "Seriously! I think the only two people that are friends in my world are Sanford and Deimos!" Hank slowly stopped laughing. "If you mention friendship, love or tolerance to a guy in the street he probably won't know the meaning of it and he will punch you in the face. Seriously." Hank just sat in a nearby chair he found. "Wow... I-I think it would be better if we go to my house" Twilight said. "Heh. I think you are going a little fast" Hank said. "What did you say?" Twilight asked. "Nothing" he replied.

"So how are we going to get you to my house in the middle of the town without you being seen?" Twilight asked to herself. "Let me! I have some awesome ninja skills. They will get me safely and unseen to your place." Hank said to Twilight, excited by his idea. "OK, but you have to remain hidden!" Twilight said to Hank. "Wha-? Oh! Yeah, yeah..." he said not caring about what Twilight just said.

Author's Note

And that makes the first chapter. Hank is really good with first impressions, don't you think? Well I'm going to see if you like it guys. Expect more crazy things by Hank. You are gonna love it.

No. 2 - Do It The Ninja Way!

Hank was discussing with Twilight if it was or not a good idea to make use of Hank's ninja abilities. "What if somepony sees you?"Twilight said concerned. "It will be easy if we do it at night." Hank said believing his method was flawless. "I don't know... OK we'll do it your way but I don't want anypony to get hurt." "Pfft... Easy."

Then Applejack entered the barn and found Twilight talking with the creature. "Wha- Twi come here a second" said Applejack, a little bit confused. "What is that thing?" Applejack was corrected by Twilight. "Who is him would be correct". Applejack thought a minute what Twilight just said. "Wait so it's a he? So I kicked him in-" She was interrupted by Twilight "Yes Applejack. You did". "Ow" was all that Applejack could say." Continuing with her speech Twilight explained Applejack Hank's plan of stealth and "ninja way". "Ok, but if something goes wrong it's your fault Twi" Applejack adverted Twilight, certain that the plan was not the best. "So, are you ready to go Hank?" Twilight asked as Hank checked all the stuff in his bag. "Certainly not. 'Cause you know... at night I said. It's not gonna be so effective at daylight." He answered Twilight, who knew the fact but didn't remembered. "Sorry" was her only answer.

Meanwhile somewhere in Nevada

"It's been almost a day since we don't hear anything about Hank" Deimos said shifting nervously and worried trough his hands and occasionally dropping the ash of his cigarette. "Let him be. The guy probably is at the bar or just in other place." Sanford said, his eyes fixed in the TV screen. "Yeah. But there's one problem. The fucker doesn't answers his phone! He doesn't even has signal! And let me tell ya, Nevada has wide cellphone cover." Deimos said sounding even more worried. "I don't know. Let him be" Sandford replied once again. "Hope he is ok." Was all that Deimos said.

Back in Equestria

It was nighttime. Everypony was asleep, and Hank prepared himself to execute his plan. "So let's overview this. I go silently trough the town heading exactly that way -said Hank pointing with his hand in some direction- and you will be waiting for me in a library." "Yes. It will be easy to recognize it because it's built in a tree" Twilight responded. "Oh-Kay... Ready?" "When you are."

Hank exited the barn running as fast as he could to the apple orchard. He saw a small house with light on the inside in a clear in the orchard. He continued and found himself in a hill with an overview of a small town. "Ok this must be the town She told me about." Hank said and started to descend the the hill.

When Hank arrived at the town he switched to stealth mode. "Ok let's go." he said taking cover against a wall. He ascended to the roof of a house and started jumping trough into his direction. Moments later he finally reached his destination. "Nice" he said standing on a roof. He took a few steps back and leaped at the big tree. "Holy Shiiiiiii...!" said Hank descending over the tree. He landed on the top of it. Face first of course.

Twilight was inside her house, reading a book waiting for Hank's arrival, when somepony knocked the door. Twilight opened and saw the face of yellow pegasus. "Um, hello Twilight. I hope I'm not bothering you. I just wanted to pass to say hello because I didn't saw you today." Fluttershy said. "No, no, Fluttershy It's ok I'm just waiting for a friend to arrive" she was interrupted by a sudden scream and a thud on her upper floor. "What was that?" Fluttershy asked, but her question was briefly answered by Hank descending down the stairs. "Let me tell ya, that was not a nice landing but I had wor- Aw shit..." Hank was interrupted by the sight of a yellow pony that watched terrified. "Um... Hi?" was all that he could formulate. "Ok Fluttershy come in please." Twilight said to the yellow mare, her view fixed on the Hank. Twilight closed the door and faced at Fluttershy who continued to stare at Hank. "Why, is she looking me like that?" Hank said touching his head just to find blood. "Oh no! Not again!" he exclaimed looking at the blood on his palm. "What is that?" Fluttershy said completely mortified. "Uh, well, that's Hank" Said Twilght pointing with a hoof to him. "How you doin'?" he said to Fluttershy. "Um... Ok?" was all that she could say in her current situation. "He's from another dimension, where everything is different from here so he might act different from us" Twilight told to Fluttershy, who's eyes were still fixed in the man. "Ok, now that I'm here tell everything I need to know, location and a brief info about your species" Hank demanded. "Ok well, where I should start" said Twilight tapping her chin. "Ugh... It's gonna be a long night" Hank said.

In the morning Hank woke up in a bed. Luckily as Twilight informed, her assistant Spike wasn't home, so he could sleep in her spare bed. "Well, another day in this place. Hope this one starts better than the last one. He crawled out of the bed put on his boots, his coat and he was ready for duty. He descended down the stairs and found Twilight making breakfast. "Good morning Hank" Twilight cordially said. "Hey" he just said plainly. "Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed. It was a little tiny but it was cozy" he continued. "You're welcome! Spike wasn't here, so I figured out you could sleep in that bed" she responded.

Somepony knocked the door and by reflex Hank jumped to the ceiling. Twilight opened the door and it was Rarity. "Hello darling, I came to bring Spike back" Spike entered the house and sat on the sofa. "I hope he didn't bothered you." Twilight said. "Oh no dear. He was marvelous" Hank was still up in the ceiling. "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. Can't. Stay. Here. Much. Longer. Go. Away. Dammit" he was thinking. As soon as Twilight closed the door, some seconds later, he fell down almost crushing Spike. "AAAAW SHIIII...!" He fell with a thud. Face first. "Bleeding! Again! C'mon!" he yelled at nothing in particular. "Umm... Twilight. What is that?" Spike asked, fear obvious in his face. "Oh, well, he is... Ugh, ok. Spike, he is Hank, a being from another dimension. He will stay with us until we find a way to send him back to his world. But keep this as a secret, nopony can know about him" Twilight answered, letting the little dragon perplexed and confused. Spike started thinking, tapping his chin with his claw, until he finally come up with something. "So this means I can play with him-" he was interrupted by Hank. "Don't even think about it, I might be friendly here but I'm not in my best mood. So, don't fuck with me." Hank just laid back on the sofa with a hand on his forehead. "I need to patch my face up. Why God has something my face? I just can't get why I always fall face first" he said, it wasn't until after a few minutes when he removed the hand of his face that he noticed that there wasn't anyone around. He looked around and found a note on the table that Twilight left there.
Hank, I went with Spike to find the girls. Please don't touch anything or leave the library. Don't let anypony see you. We'll be back in a couple of minutes.

"Well, what the hell I'm going to do until they get back." Hank said to nothing, but then he felt a warm liquid run down his forehead. "Oh! Right! My face! I need to put some bandages on it" he said and reached for his satchel. He bandaged and sat there a couple of minutes. "Fuck, they're taking forever! Ah well" Hank said as he laid back and closed his eyes. There's nothing a nap can't solve. He though.

Author's Note

And that makes the second chapter. Damn that was a lot of time. Well after dealing with an insane procrastination I finally got to write the second chapter. Hope you enjoyed it! Even if it a little bit shorter than the last one. Someday I will write the third one. Expect even more crazy things by Hank. You are gonna love him.

No. 3 - Presentations

Hank was sleeping on Twilight's couch, snoring heavily. Meanwhile Twilight and Spike were with Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie outside the library,Twilight explained the purpose of the random gathering, Because, Twilight never organizes a reunion without previous notification. "Ok. Uh... There's no simple way of putting this... But... I have a trans-dimensional being totally different of what you've ever seen inside the library." Twilight faster than her normal way of speech. "Well. Is this some kind of prank Twilight? 'Cause, you're not making it right." Rainbow Dash said, not falling for what Twilight explained. "No! It's true come in and see!" she said defending her statement. "Ok. Whatever. I'll do it to prove it's a joke" Rainbow said with a shrug. Meanwhile the other ponies remained silent.

When Hank heard the door open his ninja reflexes made him instantly jump on the ceiling and, this time, with a good grip on it. Twilight entered the house with her other three friends behind her, Rainbow hovering just a couple of inches above the ground. "Hank! Hank! Where are you!?" Twilight said calling him. Hank then realized it was her and dropped from above. He obviously gave the ponies the shock of their life. Except Twilight. "Well if knew you will bring company I would have prepared myself. Nah I'm jus' kidding, I would have looked the same" Hank said not caring for the ponies stares. Even Rainbow Dash was staring at him. Keeping her stare she stepped forward and poked him in the leg. "Is he real? Like, really real?" she said, not believing what stood in front of her. "Yes. how much of a prank this is Rainbow Dash?" Twilight said with that 'I told you so' tone. Rarity remained speechless, while Pinkie Pie ran in front of him, a big smile in her face. "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! Are you new in here? Of course you are! You're from another world! And since you are new in town, you're gonna have a party! It's going to have everything! From-" but she was cut off by Hank himself. "Oh no way! No fucking way! The last party I crashed at, ended up with every motherfucker in there dead! So, like you don't want me in a party" He ended leaving the mares in the room perplexed. "Did he just said he killed ponies?" Rarity said, horror in her voice. "Um, yeah that's a little detail I forgot. He, like... kills things. But not ponies! Just others from his world." Every one of Twilight's friends looked at Hank with horrified looks. "What? Don't look at me like that. The fuckers deserved it, the are like the worst scum in whole Nevada" he said ignoring the ponies horrified stare.

Minutes later there was still a tense silence in the room. "So. Hmm- said Rarity, trying to star a conversation -I noticed the outfit you are wearing" she said getting closer to Hank. "It's quite out of fashion, it's old and it seems to be stained with something" she said scrubbing one of the stains. "Oh yeah. That' the blood of the bastards I killed. It's dry by now" he said in a relaxed manner. "Beg your pardon? I think I heard you said blood?" Rarity said. "Yeah that's it. Blood" Hank repeated. Rarity looked down at her hoof with a horrified face and ran away screaming to the bathroom. Everyone in the room looked at him. "What? Was it something I said?" he said with a shrug.

After a while of sitting in silence, obviously, Pinkie broke the silence. "Hey about the party, it's gonna be really fun! with-" Hank spoke in a low tone under Pinkie's constant stream of words. "Please. Kill me. Now". He then pointed his gun discretely at Pinkie Pie. Twilight gave him a look of disapproval. He pointed his gun at his head. Look of disapproval again. "Ugh... God. Kill me" he said again in a more annoyed tone.

Minutes after, that seemed to be hours to Hank, Pinkie kept talking. He started to be more annoyed, and more and more to the point he was extremely angered. "Get away of me you freak!" He yelled pushing the pink mare away. "I don't want to go to your fucking party! Honestly, just listening to you makes me think suicide is a good choice! Just shut up and stay away from me!" He yelled to her. He made Pinkie cry. Something that lots thought it was impossible. But he did it. "Just. Go away!" He finished screaming at Pinkie's face. She ran out of the library crying. Hank sat down again on the couch. "What was that! How could you yell at her like that! She can be annoying sometimes, but it's nothing to react like that!" Twilight scolded. "Leave. Go upstairs and think about what you did." She said angrily. "Yeah, whatever. She was looking for it anyway" Hank said walking up the stairs. Rarity came walking out of the bathroom looking at her hoof. "Did I missed anything important?" Both Rainbow Dash and Twilight gave her a stare. "Then I think I'll get going" She said walking quickly to the door. "I think I need to have a little talk with your friend tomorrow Twilight" Rainbow said flying out the door.

Hank was lying in the bed sunken in his thoughts. Why should i apologize? She was looking for it! he thought. Twilight came upstairs, anger noticeable on her face. "Hank, what you did down there was just plain bad. Tomorrow I will get Pinkie here and you'll apologize with her" Twilight scolded. "Ugh... If I do it you won't completely annoy me with this subject?" He asked. "No I won't, but you have to apologize sincerely" she said. "OK. But you better keep your promise" Hank said. He then went to sleep and hoped the next day wasn't filled with so much strange happenings.

During the night Twilight got up from her bed and went to Hank's bed. I wonder what's under his mask. She approached her hoof to his face but she was interrupted. "Don't. Believe me. You don't wanna see what's under there" Hank said. Twilight then realized that he had opened his eyes. "Ok. I'll leave you to sleep" Twilight said with an awkward grin. "You'll see when you're ready" Hank said to her before resuming his sleep.

Meanwhile somewhere in Nevada

"Hey Sanford... can you come over here a minute?" Deimos asked his loyal partner. "What is it?" Sanford replied walking getting next to his friend. "Take a look at this -he gestured at the screen of a computer- Hank is nowhere in Nevada! Not even in the planet!" He said sounding worried. "So he's dead? Aw fuck!" Sanford said. "No... that's the weird part. If he was dead his transmitter will have a signal and he'll appear in the screen anyway. No, he's not dead. He might have traveled to another planet. Hell, even another universe" Deimos explained. "Where the fuck is he now then?" Sanford said to no one.

Back in Equestria

Hank woke up the next morning but didn't came out of the bed. He was just laying there, thinking about what happened yesterday. But then he heard Twilight calling him. "Hank! Come down here a moment" She yelled. Hank just got his pants, his boots and his mask and headed down the stairs. "What is it?" Then he realized Pinkie was there. "Ugh... Let's get over with this ok" he said sounding annoyed. He approached Pinkie that, when she saw him, turned around not looking at him. "I can't believe that I'm actually doing this" He knelled down at Pinkie's level. "Ok Pinkie, you see, I'm sorry for what I did yesterday. I know I didn't have to yell at you, but I'm not the most patient man in my universe. I know I could reacted in a different way. So what do you say? No hard feelings?" He said putting his hand in her shoulder. Pinkie just stood there thinking. She hesitated, but turned around. Her eyes became wet and she hugged Hank. "O-Ok Pinkie. Tha-That's enough" He said awkwardly. She just hugged him tighter. "I forgive you. I knew you could be good" Pinkie said. "You are warm. That feels funny" she continued. "Yeah. Just because I'm a cold blooded killer doesn't actually means I have cold blood" and that way Hank ruined the moment. They remained silent for a few seconds until Pinkie, as usual, broke the silence. "Now we can make you a party! We'll invite everypony and-" She was interrupted by Twilight. "Pinkie we can't invite everypony. Nopony is supposed to know that Hank's here!" she explained. "Oh. Well... We'll Invite Applejack and Rarity and-" She was interrupted again, this time, by Hank. "Yeah I get it" he said a little bit annoyed. "Yes Pinkie, we can make the party tonight at the library" Twilight said to her. Pinkie ran out the door and left Hank and Twilight alone. They were silent a couple of minutes and then

Twilight spoke up. "So... Why you have all those bandages in your body?" she asked. "Same purpose as in my face only that nastier" he replied. "Oh Celestia" was all that Twilight said.

Author's Note

Well here yo go. Third chapter. Lots of stuff happened in my life, like house remodeling, Halo 4, MoH Warfighter, school and Minecraft. But I finally managed to write this. I also forgot procrastination. That bitch. I'm on holiday so maybe, just maybe I could update in a more regular basis. Well, I hope you enjoyed this chapter and goodbye!