Humans have a purpose in Equestria; to bring innovation that otherwise may never have been across worlds. But what can you bring to the table? Why, recreational drugs of course! Another request, this one took forever and a day because of a mix of writers block and me just generally sucking. Thanks to Nanomoose for being a bro and proofreading.

M rated for some heavy petting; and I mean that in both ways. Enjoy.