People And Death

by Evictus

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, Sad, Rarity, Starlight Glimmer, Profanity, Random, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Death
Length: 1106

Starlight's friends die and stuff and that's it

Some stupid individual by the name of Starlight dies because her friends are to stupid

This is a trollfic so don't take this to seriously

Published 2018-09-19 19:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2018-09-19 19:00:01 UTC

This Chapter Will Make You Rethink Your Story Options

Rarity was sitting on a chair as she was sowing an outfit together. She was waiting for Starlight to come over as Starlight said that she wanted to hang out with her after she was done doing her fucking magic and all that happy bullshit. Rarity agreed to it so that was why she was waiting for this dumb bitch she called her friend Soon she heard a knock on her door so she went to open it. She better hoped that it wasn't a manticore or she would fucking wail on its bitch ass.

When she opened it she saw that her two favorite Fucking home girls Twilight and Starlight were there. Starlight and Twilight said hello to Rarity and went upstairs because they didn't give a fuck. Rarity decided to follow them but they both told her no so she didn't. Rarity knew that they were going to do some magic and shit by rubbing their fucking pussies and shit and all that happy Equestria shit.

Rarity waited for Starlight and Twilight got back downstairs as she wanted to hang out with them. When they both got back downstairs they told Rarity to close her eyes and opened up a big fucking box. The box was so fucking big that it was the size of Celestia's big ass it was so big.

"Why the fuck am I closing my eyes again?" Rarity said as she had her eyes closed. She couldn't see fucking bullshit and that pissed her the fuck off. She really wanted to see what her fucking friends had as she loved surprises more than her fucking dildo. Rarity also wanted to know what was so great about the surprise for her to close her eyes. She hoped that she will like it as well as she didn't want to be disappointed like a piece of shit and all that fucked up shit.

"It's a surprise you will like it." Starlight said in her usual annoying no good for nothing slutty magical voice that she teased boys with and other fucking bullshit. They soon took out what was in the box and threw the box away like it was a fucking rag doll and set the object down.

"Okay Rarity you can open your eyes now." Twilight said. Rarity opened her eyes and saw a chocolate cake in front of her, her favorite flavor. She loved chocolate more than taking a shit. Rarity looked up at those bitches and hoes.

"Surprise!" Rarity and Twilight yelled so much that it hurt all of their fucking ears. Starlight wished they had used their indoor voices but they were probably retarded and some stupid bullshit. She was shocked by this surprise. She was not expecting to be given cake at this time of the year as it wasn't her fucking birthday or anything. She wanted to know what Rarity and Twilight were planning.

"What is up with the cake? Are we celebrating the day Twilight became a princess or some stupid bullshit." Starlight asked. Rarity and Twilight frowned.

"You...don't know? What the fuck Starlight!?" Rarity asked Starlight. Starlight shook her head. Twilight looked worried and Rarity looked annoyed as they both hoped that Starlight would remember or shit would turn bad very quickly.

"Starlight are you sure you don't remember?" Rarity asked. Twilight looked at Rarity with fear in her eyes and Starlight couldn't figure out why. She wondered why Twilight looked so afraid of her friend as she looked like she was about to puke in fright and all that bad bullshit. Starlight tried to remember but couldn't because she was stupid as fuck.

"I'm sorry Rarity I can't. Maybe you can tell me please so I have an idea. I've been so busy with other stuff that I completely forgot about what this is all about. Sorry." Starlight explained. Rarity stared in shock at her and Twilight whimpered. Rarity turned around and grabbed Twilight by the hair with her magic and dragged her out while she protested.

Starlight stared in shock by what Rarity had done. She wanted to know what was up with all that fucking bullshit. That fucking bullshit was all fucking messed up. She wanted to go after them but realized that they were to far away now because she had been to much of an idiot to try and stop Rarity and all that bullshit. She waited in suspense until they came back a she wanted to know why Rarity had done that. Soon they both came back and Starlight spoke.

"What the fuck did you do to Twilight?!" Starlight screamed like she was having PMS and all that fucked up shit. She hoped that she didn't have PMS because she hated bleeding out of her cunt. Starlight continued to be very shocked. Rarity began to explain but Starlight killed her. Twilight stared in shock and passed out. Starlight screamed in shock by what she had done and shot herself in the head with an element killing herself.

When Twilight woke up she realized that her two friends were dead so she killed herself as well. As the rest of the friends came back home and realized that their friends were dead so they killed themselves as well as they couldn't live without their friends and all that sad bullshit.

Everything turned to fucking shit soon after. Their were avalanches and explosions Celestia abandoning Equestria. It was so fucking awful even the apple family moved out. With out the apple family people took care of the crops less which then turned them to shit because they had lost their idol. When the fucking crops died so did the plants died. The fucking animals died causing People to fucking starve.

People started to die left and right. Equestria was beginning to end. Martial law was declared throughout Equestria as people left and right died of starvation. Soon Equestria was almost empty.

A civil war started over the future of Equestria but unfortunately everybody died and Equestria started to suck in backwards until their wasn't anything left. Every single person died on Equestria all due to a fucking cake. The main six couldn't save anything with the fucking elements and Celestia couldn't even save Equestria by using her cake or the fucking elements because she couldn't use the elements due to her not being able to weld them anymore. Celestia was a dumb ass bitch due to this.

Great going Rarity and Twilight. You two idiots ruined Equestria. That's just fucking pathetic. Good fucking job you stupid idiots.

The Fucking End