Red felt breeze pass through his hair waking him up. He slowly got to his feet his back aching.
“Sheez, that's what I get for sleeping in the middle of a field, wait this isn't any route I'm familiar with, hey where's my hat!” Red said looking around quickly until he spotted not blowing away in the wind.
“No wait come back!” He cried running after his beloved headwear.
The woke up a young man who happened to be sleeping nearby.
“Ugh what's with all the noise? Wait why am I in the middle of a field!?’” He said getting quickly just as Red finally caught his hat and placed it on his head.
Red quickly tool notice of him.
“Hi, you fell asleep in this field to ey?” Red said with a friendly smile.
“I guess so, but I don't remember going to sleep outside,anyway my name’s Alex,what's yours,” Alex said puts reaching he hand.
“Red,nice to meet you!” Red said shaking Alex’s hand, “ So you up for a battle? How about we use one pokemon each?”
“Battle? Pokemon? Wait you don't mean Pokemon are real do you?” Alex asked.
“Of course they are,why wouldn't they be?” Red asked in confusion.
“Oh um no reason,” Alex said quickly looking flabbergasted.
He quickly looked at his belt and seemed surprised to see six ball clipper to it, four of the had red tops and white bottoms,while one was mostly white with some orange plating,the last one was black and white with a big yellow H on the top.
“Um okay, Let's go!” Alex said grabbing one which showed a holoscreen of the Pokemon inside,which Red couldn't make out from where he was standing.
“Alright let's go!” Red said uncliping on of his own balls from his belt.
“Blazer, I chose you!” Alex said throwing the ball.
“Go, Charizard!” Red said doing the same.
Alex’s ball released stream of blue energy which formed into a giant fire pig. While red’s formed into dragon like creature.
“Whoa! I've never seen that Pokemon before!” Red said looking excited as he got out a small red device and opened it up like a book.
“Emboar, the mega fire pig Pokemon, Emboar can throw a fire by setting its fist on fire with it's fiery chin! It cares very deeply about its friends,” the device said.
“Oh,a fire fighting type, kinda like monferno!” Red said, “ Man I'm sure they'll be the one like that, I mean how many Fire Fighting types can there be,”
“Too many,” Alex dead panned, “Alright who get the first move?”
“I'll go! Charizard use fly!” Red said Charizard nodded and flew into the air.
“Blazer, watch out and use rollout when you see a opening!” Alex shouted to his Pokemon.
Blazer nodded but was hit head on by Charizard sending flying back a few feet, Blazer the rolled into a ball and was the covered in rock before charging charizard, Charizard easily dodge all of Blazer’s attempts to hit him and flew into get air again. Blazer stopped rolling and tried to dodge Charizard attack but was knocked completely unconscious by Charizard’s slamming into him again.
“Welp looks like you still need to train, Although I'm impressed your Emboar lasted that long!” Red said laughing.
“Heh guess I couldn't really expect to beat THE red so easily,” Alex laughed, as he pointed his pokeball at Blazer causing a beam of red energy to absorb him back into the pokeball“So um I guess we should look for a Pokemon Center,”
“Sounds good to me,it would be nice to have someone to hang with on my journey,” Red shrugged.
“Okay,um which direction should we go?” I asked.
“Charizard, can you go find a city of something,” Red said to his dragon( I don't care if he's not a dragon type he’s a fucking dragon).
Charizard nodded and flew into the air.
“So in the meantime let's compare teams, if we’re gonna be traveling together we should know each other's team in side and out,” Red said turning to Alex.
“Right, everyone come on out!” Alex said throwing five of his pokeballs into the air allowing the Pokemon inside to come out.
Now standing before them was a. flying tiki thing,a biped blue turtle, a large red bipedal crocodile,a large blue gray and brown dog,and a huge white dragon with a glowing red thruster for a tail.
“Sheesh I've never seen any of these Pokemon, Pokedex time!!!” He said pointing a dex at the tiki thing.
“Sigilyph, the avianoid Pokemon, the guardians of an ancient city,they use their psychic power to attack enemies that invade their territory.” It said before Red pointed it at the turtle, “Carracosta the proto turtle Pokemon, They can live both in ocean or on land. A slap from one if them is enough to open hole in the bottom of a tanker,”
“Okay next one,” Red said pointing it at the crocodile.
“Krookodile the intimidation pokemon, a very violent Pokemon,they try to clamp down on anything that moves in front of their eyes,” it beeps before it was pointed at the dog, “Stoutland the Big-Hearted Pokemon, it rescues people stranded by blizzards in the mountains.It's shaggy fur shields it from cold,”
“Alright last one!” He said pointing at the Dragon who Alex was hugging giddly.
“Reshiram the vast white Pokemon,This legendary Pokemon can scorch the world fire.It helps those who want to build a world of truth,” it beeped.
“A legendary!? Why didn't you use him to fight me,” Red asked in confusion.
“I didn't know of you had a legendary with you,so I didn't want be dick and used a legendary against you,” Alex said scratching the back of his head.
Red laughed and said, “Come on out Mewtwo!”
“My apologies Lord Frieza I meant know disrespect,” Alex said laughing.
“Um is that a reference or something?” Red asked.
“Oh, it's just he looks like a villain of a anime I used to watch,” Alex explained.
“Oh okay… oh hey charizard is back!” Red said pointing to the Pokemon.
“Cool! Everyone ,except reshy, return!” Alex said throwing four if his balls into the air and jumping on reshiram’s back.
“Alright let's go!” Red said as he jumped on charizard's back and before they took flight, “ Go head and fly to where you found that city or town Charizard!”
Charizard gave out a low roar and they took off across the sky. They flew in silence mostly because Alex gripping as if his depended on it onto Reshiram, with his eyes shut tight.
“Are we dead yet?” He asked after a while.
“No,” Red dead panned.
“How about now?” Alex asked.
“No and before you ask again no, we’re fine we are not going to die, your on a fucking legendary dragon even you do fall off, he would just catch you,” Red yelled at him.
Before Alex could reply the Pokemon flew down causing Alex to scream like a little girl.
They landed in front of Pokemon center in the middle of a large city,with Alex falling off Reshiram, and Red jumping of Charizard and landing on his feet shaking his head at Alex.
“Get up,” Red said grabbing Alex by his arm and yanking him up.
“Ok lets go heal are Pokemon and never fly again,” Alex said running inside after putting Reshy back in his pokeball.
“Welcome to the Manehattan Pokemon Center,how can I help you?” A anthro pony with pink hair said with a smile.
“Well that's unexpected,” Red said in surprise.
“Red were not Kansas anymore,” Alex said.
“Dude, it's pronounced Kanto and not shit Looker!” Red said shaking his head.
“No, kansas the state,” Alex said.
“The what?” Red asked giving him a look.
“Never mind,” Alex said face planing at his stupidity.
“Anyway…. Could you heal our pokemon,” Red asked.
“Ok please but you need to put your pokeballs on this platter,” She said holding up a platter.
Red and Alex put their pokeballs on the platter. Which the nurse took and went into the back room.
Alex and Red silently sat down at one if the tables in the lobby.
“So what now?” Alex asked.
“We’re in a world neither if us knows, it's better if we stick together and try and get as much info as possible, the more we know the easier it will be to navigate this new world,” Red said before going quite to think.
Alex grabbed a magazine off of a nearby bookshelf(thankfully these ponies seem to write in English) and flipped through it.
“Hey look at this m,” Alex said showing red the magazine.
The magazine was fashion magazine that seemed to largely focus on men.
“Huh those guys look kinda girly,” Red said looking at it carefully.
“Weird huh?” Alex said looking confused as he found several other fashion magazines all of the featuring men.
“This might sound crazy,but I don't think the gender roles are the same as in our world,” Red said thinking, “At least that what I think,because one the men if this world seem me to be quite feminine ,and two the fact that male fashion seems to be focused on more than female fashion,”
“That's not exactly the most rock solid evidence,” Alex said shaking his head.
“Yes but it's better not assume things work the same as in our world,ok sorry,but I'm gonna change the topic real quick , how many badges do you have?” Red asked.
“Eight,” Alex said bring out a blue and black case from his backpack and opening it show that it was empty.
“Um dude, its empty,” Red said giving Alex a look.
“WHAT!? But how,when,why?” He said frantically searching his bags.
Red thought for a second before checking the inside of his jacket to find that all 16 of his badges were gone.
“Crap, it took forever took get those badges!” Red groaned.
“Now what are we gonna do!” Alex said banging his against the table.
“Hope this world has gyms and beat them,” Red said shaking his head.
“Im sorry did you say something about gyms?” The nurse asked walking up to them with their Pokemon on the platter.
“Um yea have heard of any nearby?” Red asked.
“Why yes it just so happens that there is a electric type gym right here in Manehattan!” She said as the trainers grabbed their Pokemon.
“Thanks! Alex, grab a couple of town maps from the brochure and let's get going!” Red said as he and Alex grabbed what they needed and dashed out the door.
“Okay were looking for night club with neon lights shouldn't be too hard to find,” Alex said as they ran.
“Right, the map said we should take a left right here,” Red said as they bobbed and weaved through the crowd.
The soon found themselves at the gym where to their surprise and delight the found another human!
“Yo,you there!” Alex called to the young man who preparing himself to enter the gym.
“Oh me? Glad to see a human here. I thought i was the only one.” The young man walked into view. The z ring on his wrist gave off a slight glow. “Im mike.”
“Alex the chosen hero of reshiram!” Alex said with pride.
“And I’m Red the trainer who caught the ultimate pokemon ,Mewtwo!” Red said not to be out done by Alex.
“Well i'm mike, the master of necronamaza!” He laughed a bit. “Red eh?” He looked red over. “You sure look like red.”
“Well ya I am red, pretty sure there is no else like me,” Red said.
Suddenly and orange haired man cane out of the gym with a cocky smile.
“Oh hey Red,I've already gotten my badge and I'm off to get another one smell ya later!” The man said running off.
“So that must be blue, or is his name green? I could never keep that straight.” Mike sighed.
“His name is asshat,” Red smirked.
“Ok no need to be a dick red.” Mike frowned.
“Sorry we get into a lot, he is always one step ahead if me until i beat him,” Ref said shaking his head.
“Anyway,we should probably stick together ya know safety in numbers ans all that,” Alex said butting in.
“I agree, so long as you let me go first in this gym, deal?” Mike smirked.
“He was here first,” Red pointed out.
“Yea I need to go check to see if that pc in the center work anyway,” Alex said with a nod.
“Oh it works, but their is likely going to be one pokemon in it.” Mike said. “Well red, want to see what the aloan champ can do?”
“Now you have my attention,you wanna go 1v1 or 6v6,” Red asked with a smirk.
“You know tecnackly the unova champ,” Alex pouted.
“Try finding out your regions professor is so good with pokemon you have to beat him to become the first cham of your region.” Mike smiled. “How about a 3v3”
“Fine by me,I won't hold anything back!” Red declared.
“We shall see if mewtwo really holds up as the ultimate pokemon. First things first, I think it's fair if you throw first.” Mike said.
“Fine by me, Time to test the waters, go Venusaur!” Red said throwing out a large green dinosaur with a flower on its back.
“Well lets see what you can do. Randy your up!” As mike throws out his pokeball, a tiger wrestler with a flaming belt around his waist appears.
“Oh a new pokemon,” Red said taking out his dex.
“Incineroar the heel pokemon, This pokemon has a violent,selfish disposition. If not it’s not in the mood to listen it will ignore Trainer’s orders with complete nonchalance,”
“Fire dark huh,interesting Venasaur earthquake!” Red said. Vensaur slamed the graund with all his weight.
“Jump up quick!” Mike shouted.
Randy quickly jumped narrowly dodging venusaur’s attack.
“NOW fire punch!” Mike ordered as randy seemed to roll into position.
Randy propelled forward delivering a flaming punch to vendors face.
“Follow it up with darkest lariat!” Mike smirked.
“Venusaur wait for an opening and use sleep powder!” Red said.
As soon as randy started to wind up the attack a bit, venusaur made its move, but to its shock, the spinning motion was enough to keep it away. “Sorry red but no dice.”
“This guy’s good,use vine whip to hold him down,” Red said.
The attacks of them both landed. To Red’s surprise Mike was smiling. “I was counting on that, in a drawn out battle your venusaur would win. But now. USE FLARE BLITZ!”
“Use protect hurry!” Red said.
Venusaur formed a force field around himself protecting himself from the attack.
“Crap, you got me there. Your as good as they say.” Mike sighed. “Why couldn’t some of my challengers be more like you.”
“I know the feeling now hit with earthquake while he’s recovering!” Red commanded.
“Forgive me old friend, but if we are going down, we are taking you with us! Flare blitz now!” Mike shouted.
“Damn it,it's too late to use protect!” Red said as the pokemon collided.
“Venusaur and randy are unable to battle!” Alex declared.
“You did well old friend, now get some rest.” Mike returned randy. “I’m not out of tricks yet. Go Tifa!” From a great ball a werewolf like creature appears.
“Not surprised it's pokemon I've never seen before,” Red said taking out the dex.
“Lycanroc the wolf pokemon, The more intimidating the foe it faces,the more this Pokemon's blood boils. It will attack with no regard to it own safety,” it beeped.
“Rock type huh, get some rest V, Blastoise I choose you!” Red said returning venusaur while bringing out a turtle with water cannons on its shell.
“Of course you bring out blastoise. Lets see if I can pull out a ash or not. Start with stone edge!” Mike said.
“Counter with Hydro Cannon!” Red commanded.
Mike was smirking. “Here it comes. Cancel stone edge into acel rock to dodge!”
“Clever,” Red smirked.
“You should be honored, it's been a long time since i had to use one of these.” Mike starts to quickly do a dance and his bracelet begins to glow.
“What the hell?” Red said in shock.
“Behold my z move! Splinter stormshards!” Mike yelled as the attack started.
“Use protect!”Red shouted.
Blastoise did so, but to Reds further surprise, the move was not fully blocked and did a bit of damage.
“So that can get through protect, interesting!” Red said with a smirk.
“Wrap it up with a stone edge!” Mike shouted.
“Alright fire back with Hydro Cannon!” Red commanded.
“No way, double knock out again!?” Mike moaned.
“Sorry kid, this ain't my first rodeo!” Red laughed.
“Then its up to this. Astra your up!” What could only be described as a lion in a set of armor pops out. “This is dusk mane necromanza.”
“Necrozma the Prism pokemon, This is its form while it is devouring the light of solgaleo. It pounces on foes and then slashes them with claws on its four limbs and back,” the dex beeped.
“Psychic steel huh, welp blastoise has no chance against a legendary ,so come on back pal,” Red said swapping him out, “Lets go Mewtwo!”
He threw an ultra ball out releasing the legendary pokemon.
“Time to end this!” Red declared.
“Now this is what I wanted to see! Start with photon gyser!” Mike shouts.
“Dodge an use foul play!” Red declared.
“Now use sunsteel strike!” Mike countered.
“Use winder room then hit him with foul play!” Red declared.
“Crap dodge it!” mike shouted in painc.
“Too late,” Red smirked, “ Mega Evolve Mewtwo!”
A sphere of light surrounds mewtwo which then shattered showing that Mewtwo was now more female and had her tail coming out of her head like hair.
“You give me no choice.” Light starts to pour out of necronomaza. “Time for you to take your original form, Ultra burst!” Necronomaza starts to change till it's hard to even describe it, and reds pokedex beeps, telling of a type change.
“Psychic and Dragon!?” Red said shock, “Well good thing I taught Mewtwo this,use Ice punch!!!”
“I have never tried to use two of these in one battle, you shall be the first. Behold the z move of a legend!” The act of performing a z move seems to tax mike. “GO! Light that burns the sky!”
“Full power!” Red yelled.
As the beam clashes with mewtwos punch, it starts to win. “GO!” Mike shouts.
“GIVE IT EVERYTHING!!!” Red roars as Mewtwo begins to gain a advantage.
At the last second the beam gives out, and mewtwo lands his punch. “Astra use prismatic laser!”
“Mewtwo recover!” Red shouted.
“Hurry finish this!” Mike roars as astra puts everything into this last attack.
The beam hits Mewtwo head on knocking him to the ground.
“Mewtwo can no longer battle which mean mike is the winner!” Alex declares.
“No way. Huf huf huf, we won!?” Mike gasped in shock.
“This reminds me of my fight with Gold,” Red said with a smile, “Return Mewtwo good job,”
“That was awesome, but it looks like its getting dark ,lets call it a day,ey?” Alex said.
Mike returns astra. “Of course.”
And with that the trio returned to the Pokemon Center for the night.
“Alright time to head to the gym, but first… I need to deposit my legendary.” Mike sighed. “I don’t want to breeze through the gym.”
“Makes sense to me,” Alex nodded.
Red grunted as Mike walked up to the computer and did the deed. Alex and Red followed suit before walking outside and back to the gym.
“Who goes first?” Mike asked.
“Didn’t you say you wanted to go first?” Red asked him.
“Oh yeah...” Mike sighed then walked into the gym.
They were met by the most randomly designed nightclub they had ever seen.
“Is this a gym or a night club version of my room?” Alex asked.
“Um, I think we made a wrong turn,” Red said looking around in confusion.
“Oh no, this is a gym, it’s just the most random thing ever seen.” Mike deadpanned.
Suddenly a pink blur slammed Alex to the ground.
“Himyname’sPinkiePiewhat’syournamedoyoulikepartiescuzIlovepartiesohareyouhere-”A young pink skinned woman with fluffy pink hair said as she sat ontop of Alex before Alex put his had on her mouth.
“Are you the gym leader?” Mike asked.
The woman nodded rapidly.
“Can you slow down please, you’re talking way to fast, also can you get off me?” Alex asked.
“Okie doki lokie! My name’s Pinkie Pie and I’m the gym leader of the Manehattan gym, its electric because Gummy chose the type,” She said pointing to her pet alligator.
“Wait what? Your pet chose the type?!” Mike deadpanned. “Well I hope you’re ready as you are battleing a champion level trainer.”
“Yep he kept licking the electric socket while I was thinking of what type I should pick for my gym,” Pinke said with an inhumanely large smile. “And as for the campion trainer thing, well I guess I'm gonna have to get super serious! SIX ON SIX POKEMON BATTLE!”
“Alright, that sounds good!” Mike smiles and readies a pokeball.
“Okie doki lokie. GO EMOLGA!” Pinke squealed throwing out a pokeball and letting loose a flying squirrel esc pokemon with black fur on its back and white fur with yellow circles on its cheeks.
“Ugh anything but that.” Mike frowned.
“Oh god, satan has returned to torture us,” Alex said in horror.
“Go Tifa!” Mike shouts as the pokeball revealed a rock wolf. “Came prepared.”
“Nice,” Red and Alex said union.
“Jinx you owe me, a soda!” Alex laughed.
“Whatever dude,” Red said laughing, as he brought out his pokedex.
“Emolga, the demon spawn pokémon, they live in tree tops laughing at rotom's who aren't fast enough to grab berries from the tree before their fat asses grab one,”
“That doesn’t sound right,” Red said.
“Fuck you, I’m the Pokédex,” The dex beeped.
“Um, I think my dex has been possessed by a Gengar,” Red said looking at it in unease.
“Nah it just knows how evil these things are,” Alex reasoned.
“Alright ready?” Mike smiles.
“Volt switch!” Pinkie said.
“Use Accelerock!” Mike shouted.
The werewolf dashed forward at blinding speed, nailing the Emolga dead on, knocking it unconscious.
“PokéJesus has come to save us,” Alex said tearing up.
“Nice crit,” Red whistled.
“Well done Tifa!” Mike smiles.
“Aw you guys are too mean to my Emolga,” Pinke pouted as she placed her hell spawn back in its ball, “Go Jolteon!”
“Finally, a pokémon I recognize,” Red sighed.
“Tifa, you did you best!” Mike says as he returns his pokémon.
“Oh by the way, substitutions count as a faint,” Pinkie said.
“What! That's like... banned by every league ever!” MIke exclaimed.
“What’s wrong the camp level trainer can't deal with a extra rule?” Pinkie taunted.
“Maybe had you said it BEFORE we started, but saying it now counts as cheating!” Mike shouted before he sighed.
“It's not cheating if I don’t get caught,” Pinkie said.
“We have a ref right there that heard it all!” MIke shouts as he points to the ref.
“Jolteon is eliminated, on account of foul play,” The ref said.
“I will expect the rule form now on okay, don’t think I’m heartless.” Mike said as he threw out his pokéball and out came a big gecko. “Lets go now, Ven!”
“Go, Emolga!” Pinkie grinned sending out another one.
“The demon multiply! You can see its darkness in its soulless eyes!” Alex screamed.
“Ok time to nuke it,” Mike starts to do a strange dance. “Use Bloom Doom!”
“Praise be to Lord Mike!” Alex said tearing up.
“Well shit,” Pinkie said as a field of flowers one shot her Emolga.
“Okay, but how?” Red asked in confusion.
“Grass type Z move, Red.” Mike smiled.
“I see,” Red said taking out a book and making a note of it.
“Alright go-” Pinkie began.
“If it's another fucking Emolga i'm going to strangle you,” Alex glared.
“Oi watch your tongue challenger, besides if she does I’ll strangle her myself,” The ref said pointing at Alex.
“Please, for all our sakes, don’t send out a third one.” Mike begged getting on his knees.
“Um…. be right back then,” Pinkie said dashing away real quick and coming back, “Go Zerora!”
Suddenly another Emolga was sent out.
“SERIOUSLY!” Mike shouted in utmost disdain.
“Out of this gym, OUT OF THIS GYM,” Alex said, spraying garlic at the Emolga.
“Emolga is eliminated because I'm sick of Pinke sending them out,” The ref saId deadpanning.
“I'll be nice, and say it will not count as losing a pokemon, if she sends out anything else that is not an Emloga!!!!!!!!!!!!” Mike said.
“Fine,” Pinkie said, “Besides, the writers won't shut up about me using all the same pokemon, go Zapdos!” causing a large yellow bird to appear.
“A legendary?! Wow nice choice.” Mike said looking impressed.
“Okay my turn,” She grinned, “Use Air slash!”
“Dragon pulse now!” Mike yelled.
“Zappy, dodge and finish this,” Pinkie yawned.
Zapdos easily dodged the attack and slashed the Sceptile unconscious.
“Ok you did your best, now go, Randy!” Mike said throwing out his pokéball and letting out the wrestler tiger.
“Oh it's him again,” Red said with a smirk, “Pinkie doesn't know what’s coming next,”
Mike smirks. “Use Night Daze!”
“Wait, that wasn’t in his move pool,” Red said in shock.
“His what,” Alex asked in confusion.
“The pool of moves a pokémon is able to learn,” Red said.
“You like surprises? Well, when Randy gets hit, he will reveal his best trick.” Mike smirked.
“Oh I get it now,” Alex said grinning at Randy.
Out from Randy, a wave of dark energy washes over the battlefield.
“Alight use Thunder!” Pinkie commanded causing Zapdos to launch a huge bolt of lightning down at Randy, missing him by a long shot.
“Dark pulse!” Mike called out.
“Dodge it Zapdos,” Pinkie said to Zapdos as it tried to dodge the attack, narrowly grazing him.
“You messed up! To use thunder, it had to take energy from somewhere. Now then, Signal Beam!” Mike commanded.
The attack hit Zapdos dead on, slowing it down a bit.
”Wait, how the fuck did a fire type use a bug type move?” Red asked in frustrated.
“Pinkie, try to land an attack for once.” Mike taunts.
“Zapdos lock on!” Pinkie said, “Then use Thunder Shock!”
“Just trust me and take it!” Mike ordered.
Randy nodded and took the attack head on kicking up a cloud of dust.
”On no a Dragon Ball Z reference!” Pinkie gasped.
What came out of the smoke was not the tiger, but a black wolf with a red mane. “Surprise. It's my Zoroark, Draggo.”
“See Red… Red?” Alex said turning to the dumbstruck Red.
“Red .EXE Has stopped working. Please reboot and try again,” The dex said.
“Hmm, ok,” Alex said bringing out his carracosta, “Use Surf!” A flood of water blast Red onto the ground and Alex found himself running from a very angry Charizard who was blasting Flamethrower at him.
“Okay now, lets keep this going. Use Dragon Pulse!” Mike shouted.
A dragon head made of pure energy launched at Zapdos from the mouth of the dark furred pokemon.
“Oh no! A non canon Dragon Ball reference!” Pinie gasped as the head hit Zapdos, slamming it into the wall making a crater in the wall.
“Alright, one more move should do it. Flamethrower!” Mike said with passion.
“Gigavolt Havoc!” Pinkie said doing a little dance as energy came from her bracelet and empowered Zapdos.
“Give it all you got!” Mike roared.
The blast of electricity hit the flames, causing the two beams of elemental energy to dance in the air for a few stunning seconds before Zapdos won out, knocking the Zoroark unconscious before it fell to the ground panting.
“You did your best, Draggo. Now get some rest.” Mike returns draggo. “Now for real this time! Go Randy!”
“How did you do that, Is it a move, some kind of ability what?” Red said grabbing mike by his shirt as his Charizard and Alex’s Carracosta rested behind them.
“Just look up Zoroark in the pokédex.” Mike said. “Now let me battle ok?”
“Oh right,” Red blushed before checking the pokédex and making a note of it in his book.
“I would recommend you return your Zapdos, as its very low on energy at this point.” Mike said.
“Maybe you're right…” Pinkie said, “Zapdos return, you did great” she said as she returned her pokemon to its ball,” Go Zeraora!”
“What the heck is that pokemon!?” Mike exclaimed.
“It's the legendary the Element of Laughter gave me! Well technically mythical but eh who cares,” Pinkie shrugged.
“Randy we have to stay on guard!” Mike warned.
“Okie dokie, Zeraora use Plasma Fist!” Pinkie said.
“Ee gads, another Dragon Ball reference?” Alex asked.
“Try to take it the best you can, use your training!” Mike shouts.
“Nani? Another? What is this, a super saiyan bargain sale?” Pinkie asked. “If we keep making dragon ball references the writers will have to put a Dragon Ball tag on this fic,”
The plasma fist hit Randy head on but didn’t do much more than cause him to stagger him back a bit.
“Earthquake!” Mike shouted.
“Well fuck you too,” Pinkie said as the ground fractured and sent Zeraora flying.
“Ok now use Darkest Lariat!” Mike shouted.
“Fuck, this again,” Red cursed. As the tiger spun with dark energy surrounding it and slamming into Zeraora.
“Zeraora is unable to battle, point Mike, The reff said.
“Can you keep going, Randy?” Mike asked.
Randy gave him a nod and confident smirk.
“Go Electivire!” Pinkie said throwing out a large yellow furred pokémon with black fur having a band like design on its forearms and forehead, with a large solid black line circling its head and going down its torso, as two cables came from its back with a necklace that had a stone dangling from its neck.
“Wait a second, is that a mega stone!? since when was it able to mega evolve!?” Mike exclaimed in shock.
“You may have had plot armour before this point, but now, I have plot armour! BEHOLD! Mega evolve Electivire!” Pinkie said as it morphed into a dragon like version of himself with giant plugs on its forearms.
“Well if your gonna do that, I'm gonna give the challenger a single boon, as he did not know the substitution rule prior, he can have his sceptile back,
“Thank Arceus! I have a shot!” Mike cried tears of joy.
“Your anime style tears will not save you Mike-kun” Pinkie said grinning.
“Since when are you Japanese!?” Mike exclaimed.
“Since I watched every episode of Jo Jo,” Pinkie said, “NOOOOOOO. Another anime reference! Are you trying to kill me with your filthy references you writers you!”
“You get my references and you will love them,” The author said with glee.
“One day I will avenge my clan, Author-Kun!” Pinkie said, her eyes turning red and gaining a shuriken like pattern.
“Pinkie, this isn’t a crappy naruto fic, this is a crappy pokémon fic, get it right,” The author scolded.
“My bad,” Her eyes returning to normal.
“Ok can we battle now?” Mike deadpanned.
“Very well,” Pinkie said said getting serious, for Pinkie pie at least.
“Randy, use Earthquake!” Mike said.
“Everyday a electric pokemon gets hit with an earthquake, don't drink and drive,” Pinkie said turning to the audience, “Oh wait I have plot armor, thanks to my Electivire’s special ability, levitation, so I can just flip your Earthquake off,” She said giving the attack the bird.
“Well shit, she just negated my Earthquake.” Mike sighed. “I guess i have no choice. Flare Blitz now!”
“Surprise plot armor, my mega Electivire is a dragon electric type for some reason now,” Pinie said.
“Pinkie,” A misshapen being said popping in, “Stop abusing the plot! At least not without me present so I can watch these guys suffer,”
“That's it! I don’t care what this does, to me.” Mike does a new dance. “Ultra Terra Quake!”
“Oh no, anime protagonist plot armour! It negates Pinkie’s own plot armor because of the magic of bul- I mean friendship,” Discord said in feigned shock.
“Did someone say friendship?” A purple skin mare said bursting in.
“Go home Twilight, you get introduced in the next chapter,” Pinkie said looking annoyed.
“Pinkie is abusing plot armor!” Mike quickly yelled out!
“Nani, you can break the fourth wall?” Pinkie asked in shock.
“Uh... kind of somewhat?” Mike said confused.
“My ki is rising, overflowing!’ Discord said gleefully.
“ARGH!” Pinkie said grabbing Discord and choking him,” NO MORE REFERENCES!!!” She then tossed him out the door.
“My cabbages!” The man from outside cried.
“Shit, a Johnny Bravo reference and an avatar reference,” Alex said looking impressed.
“Let's just end this already! Use Flare Blitz! And give it everything” Mike shouted.
“Electroville use Draco Meteor!” Pinkie said, making large meteors fall from the ceiling.
“WHAT!? STOP ABUSING PLOT ARMOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Mike said as Randy seems to dodge them all without even seeming to be trying.
“NANI!? ULTRA INSTINCT REFERENCE, well then prepare for anal destruction!!! Terravolt!!!” Pinkie shouted before a black dragon came out of nowhere and slapped Pinkie. Before saying into everyone's minds.“That's my move bitches,” and flying away.
“Oh you just got served!” A yellow tiger pokemon said, running into the room and... into their minds before dashing away.
“What was Raikou doing here?” Alex asked.
“I’m trying to figure out how this became a shit show of memes and references,” Red sighed.
“Okay, let's just take this as this crazy person's... well crazy... and move on!” Mike whined.
Pinkie nodded ,now noticing that their pokemon had fallen asleep from boredom.
“Your pokemon have no fucks to give, and quite frankly neither do I, they are both eliminated,” The ref said.
Mike returns Randy. “It's up to you, Ven!”
“Go Zappy!” Pinkie said, sending out a Pikachu, “It's the mascot, so it must be strong, especially since it has its light orb,”
The pikachu froze,”Pi, Pika pika chu,” It said bashfully.
“What do you mean you forgot it at the Indneigh restaurant last night!?” Pinkie questioned.
“Pika pika,” It said angrily.
“Yes I know it gives you indigestion,” Pinkie replied.
“Pika chu!” The Pikachu said angrily.
“Yes I know you couldn’t feel you legs for a few hours from sitting on the toilet, but I don't unde-”
“Pi,”
“Okay we’ll go get it after this battle,” Pinkie said in annoyance.
“Pikachu,” the mouse said, content with the outcome.
“Okay, let’s go Zappy,” Pinkie said taking a deep breath, “Me and Zappy have been bestfriends since I was a filly, now behold our synch!”
“Pikachu!” It said confidently as he and Pinkie were surrounded in a blue aura, and Pikachu was consumed by a storm of electricity causing his stripes to turn pink and him to gain some pink fluff on his cheeks.
“Come on that's super plot armor time 20! You can do that just like Ash!?” Mike frowned.
“Not really, anyone with a close bond with their pokemon can do it,” Pinkie shrugged, “funny you should mention Ash, there was a guy called Ash that sweeped my entire team, with only one pokemon”
“Wow, so it is the same Ash. Then let's settle this!” Mike smiled. “Let's start with Giga Drain!”
“Zappy! Dodge it and use Thunderbolt,” Pinkie said as her pokemon jumped up, dodging the attacks and launching a powerful bolt of electricity at the Sceptile.
“This is it, the moment I was hoping for. Use Frenzy Plant!” Mike shouts.
Ven slammed the ground, causing a ripple in the ground before several vines began to rupture out of the ground and slam into the Pikachu.
“Pikachu is unable to battle, Victory Mike,” The ref said.
“Alright we did it!” Mike smiled.
“Aw… Oh well here ya go!” Pinkie said handing Mike a badge shaped like Discord’s face.
“What the? Why is shaped like discord face.”
“Because of all the chaos you have brought to my gym, now lemme heal my pokemon so I can battle your friends,” Pinkie said walking into a back room as the pokemon center theme filled the room.
“Do-do do do do do,” Alex hummed with a smile.
“Where did that music come from!?” Mike exclaimed.
“For your sanity,, don’t question it,” Red said shaking his head.
“Okay, who’s next?” Pinkie asked.
“Let's do rock paper scissors!” Alex said excitedly.
“Nah, you go first Alex. I don’t want any more surprises,” Red said shaking his head.
“Um ok,” Alex said shrugging.
“Ok I'm going to do away with the substitution rule for this battle,” Pinkie said.
“I see one fucking Emolga...” Alex said gritting his teeth as he grabbed a pokeball with a gray top and orange spike coming out of it, “Go, Shadow!”
The ball released a tall, red skinned crocodile with eyeglass like markings on its eyes.
“Oh, going with a ground type first, good to see you have a brain,” Red said smirking.
“Hey! I heard that!!!” Alex said growling.
“Hehe, go Galvantula!!!” Pinkie said bringing out a large yellow furry spider.
“Oh cool, a Galvantula!!!” Alex said with a smile.
“Hmm, never see that pokemon before, it reminds me of Aridos,” Red said bringing out his dex.
“Galvantula the elespider, they employ an electrically charged web to trap their prey, and while its is immobilized by shock they leisurely consume them,” The dex beeped.
“Bug electric….? Alex be careful!” Red said, “That thing is super effective against Shadow!”
“I got this, Shadow! Stone Edge!” Alex said.
Shadow roared as several sharp stones began to fly around him before he dashed at the large spider at blinding speeds.
“Okay, grab them up with Electrical Web!” Pinkie said.
Galvantula spat out a large web, stopping several of the stones and dodged out of the way of the last few.
“Okay now, Signal Beam!” Pinkie said.
“Shadow, Dig!” Alex said.
Shadow then dug down into the dirt that randomly appeared out of nowhere.
“Wait how did he-” Red began.
“Don’t question it.” Mike reminded him.
Red gave him a quick glare before returning his attention to the fight.
“The plot armour is strong with you young skywalker,” Pinkie said.
“I thought you were done with references?” Alex said witha grin.
“THAT’S IT! IM DONE WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING REFRENCES IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING FIC!!!” Pinkie said.
“Gasp another reference!” Alex said in surprise.
Pinkie screamed and tackled Alex to the ground.
“Enough outta you!!!” Pinkie said.
“The gym leader is disqualified for assaulting the challenger… again, do me favor and finish this up, or she’ll be whining all day,” The ref said facepalming.
Pinkie began to laugh creepily as her hair went straight.
“Um, I think after Red and my battle you should put a ‘Beware of bat shit crazy gym leader’ sign up for a few… years,” Alex said getting creeped out, “Maybe get her friends or something… seems like this is a friendship esc problem,”
“Did someone say friendship?” Twilight asked bursting into the room again, flaring her wings in excitement.
“Were you waiting outside for someone to say friendship,” Red asked while raising his eyebrow.
“Yes,” She said taking out a cup of coffee.
“Okay, I’m just gonna take that,” Red said grabbing the cup of coffee.
“HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY BABY!!!” She shouted blowing off Red’s hat.
“Oh shit,” Alex said as Red’s eyes were covered in a shadow and Red’s battle theme began to play in the background.
“You wanna have a bad time,” Red said bringing out an ultra ball, “Kick her ass Mewtwo,”
Mewtwo came out with an unamused glare.
“Go Uxie!” Twilight said, throwing out a small hovering pokemon with a yellow helmet like head.
“Mewtwo, use Dark Pulse,” Red said in monotone.
Mewtwo shot a pulse of pure dark energy slamming Uxie to the ground.
“Wha wha, but no non legendary should be that strong!” Twilight said.
“Excuse you,” Mewtwo said into her mind, glaring at her.
“You’re not in the list of legendary pokémon, which meaés you're not a legendary, sorry buddy,” Twilight said shaking her head.
“Why you little…” Mewtwo said getting really pissed at this little... err... pegacorn?
“Easy, Two, she doesn’t know badassery when she sees it as evident with...whatever that is,” Red said pointing to Uxie.
“This Uxie is the legendary pokémon of-” Twilight began.
“Losing in one hit like a bitch?” Red asked.
“Knowledge,” Twilight glared.
“Well I guess you learned not to bring a bookworm to a pokémon battle,” Red smirked as he and Mewtwo put on sunglasses and fist bumped.
“Be glad it wasn’t my legendary you insulted. He would have ended you.” Mike warned.
“Okay one, where did you get those, and two, which legendary are you talking about sir? Rayquaza or Giratina?” Twilght asked.
“Not one you have discovered yet, but you would lose quickly to its power.” Mike smirked.
“And as for the glasses, its because I’m mother fucking Red,” Red smirked.
“Guys, can I smirk too?” Alex asked with puppy dog eyes.
“When you have something to smirk about!” Mike shouted.
“Well I did just sweep Pinkie’s team so…” Alex said.
“That is cause for smirking, when she was using her eight badge team.” Mike sighed.
“Yay!” Alex said smirking happily.
“Wha- HOW!?” Twilight asked.
“Oh, Pinkie kept using Thunderbolt cuz she got pissed, so I just spammed earthquake,” Alex said.
“Ah, just like in the good old days,” Red smiled.
“Seeing as you beat the Professor, you can just take his badge, I’m going to bed,” Pinkie said looking depressed.
“I'm going to go hug her until she feels better, good luck on your journey,” Twilight said.
“I was gonna do it, but… Okay,” Alex said smiling as he ran outside.
“Alex... don’t ever change.” Mike smiled and raced out after him.
“Hey Red!” A familiar voice said from behind Red as he walked out.
“Blue?” Red said turning around.
“Sup loser, Smell you later!!!” Blue said running off.
“OH NO YOU DON'T! I'M GONNA GET TO THE POKEMON LEAGUE FIRST YOU LITTLE SHIT! RIGHT AFTER I WHOOP YOUR ASS!” Red yelled dashing after him.
“Hey where is Red going?” Alex asked Mike.
“He saw Blue.” Mike said.
“Come on let's go after them!” Alex said dashing after them.
Mike smiled and sent out Tifa, riding off into the sunset after them.
Author's Note
We're making mega's for mns who deserve ones so go ahead and comment ideas for new megas down below
