Visitors from another world!

"Well, look who it is; it's the one that made us lose our jobs!" Mortimer glared at me.

"Hey there, Charlie. Do you remember us? Yeah, you do!" Joe was also glaring at me.

"Oh hey Morty, Joe."

"It's Mortimer, you little bastard!"

"So, guess what, Morty? I've got your position now; I love irony, don't you?" Mortimer was grating his teeth in seething frustration.

"Um... Charlie, do you know who these two are?" Twilight looked at me.

"Sadly, I do. These two made my life at work miserable for three years straight. They were also the reason why I had quit." Luna didn't know why, but she looked at Joe and saw that she had already hated his guts. She, however, felt indifferent towards Mortimer. "So I made a plan with my supervisor, Steve. Then, we got rid of them."

"Do you know what you just did to us, Charlie? We've been blocked from being hired from any other location, period. You've ruined us!"

"You've ruined yourselves; I did our company a favor by getting rid of you two. Everyone wanted you guys gone. And frankly, I can't say that I blame them, either."

"So, you two are only here to cause trouble, huh?" Celestia glared at them.

"Well, as much as we'd love to speak to your prostitutes, Charlie. We've come here for you, not them. We've got some unfinished business with you."

"What did he just call us, Sister!?" Luna snapped her focus to her sister, then to Mortimer and Joe.

"What's so wrong about speaking the truth? I call them as I see them. So what's that look for?" Mortimer had a devilish smirk.

"T-Tia... can I please kick that guy in his jewels?"

"No, Luna, you're already in a lot of trouble for being violent; I suggest not making things worse for yourself."

"B-But Tia, you realize what he called us, right?"

"Yes, Luna, I do."

"The nerve of this pig!" Luna muttered to herself, looking over to her sister.

"Calm down, Luna, please."

"We are not harlots; we are princesses of our fair land."

"What're you two bimbos yammering about over there? Don't interfere with this; it's none of your business." Mortimer sneered at the two princesses talking amongst themselves; they returned his sneer with a glare of their own. It took Luna everything, not just running over and tearing this man in half. "This is between Charlie and me; I've got nothing against you; let's keep it that way." Mortimer then focused his gaze back on Charlie.

"Hey, you didn't have to talk to them like that! Is that how you treat all of the ladies you meet? It's no wonder you've remained single for so long."

"Why you... of course I do if you want to know so badly. Women are useless for everything except for house chores and making babies." Mortimer glared at me as I did him. "They'll never be any more, nor any better."

"You've got a lot of nerve, having that attitude. Very close-minded, selfish, and just plain nasty. You deserved what you got, and you know it deep down."

"Only because you threw a wrench in my job, ruining my life. Then, to add insult to injury, it's the one human replacing me that I hate the most: you!"

"W-What about me, boss?"

"Shut up, Joe! Nobody's talking to you!" He briefly snapped his attention to his partner. "This is my vengeance, not yours. If I wanted your opinion, I would have asked for it."

"Y-Yes, sir..." Joe tilted his head down dejectedly.

'Damn... this must be the first time that I'd feel bad for Joe.' Charlie was then focused back over to Mortimer.

"You know what, Morty, I've had it up to here with you; if anybody deserved revenge, it was me, and you know it. I got that in the form of your dismissal." Continued his piercing glare, something Mortimer hadn't seen before from Charlie. "And before you correct me, as I know you would, I frankly could give less than a shit about your preferred name."

"Y-You... b-bastard."

"So take this as your only shot of mercy that you'll ever get from me and bugger off."

"Y-You think you're a bunch of hot shit, do you?"

"I can release Luna on you if you'd like; she's been very pissed off by what you said to them." Mortimer looked into her eyes and saw nothing but seething rage.

"Y-You... haven't seen the last of me, mark my words, Charlie."

"And mark mine; I'll be ready whenever you show your ugly face." Mortimer huffed as he turned around to walk away.

"Come on, Joe. We're leaving!"

"Yes, boss, I'm on my way." Celestia flicked her index finger, slinging some of her magic off it and onto Mortimer's head. The effect was immediate; his hair came to life and just hopped off of his head, and both guys were surprised at this sight.

"W-What the fuck!? M-My hair!"

"What's happening, boss?"

"I have no idea, but go and get it now!"

"Y-Yes, sir, right away, sir." Everyone, including Charlie, was laughing; even the other civilians around the park burst out laughing.

"U-Um... Charlie, I feel I need to say something to you."

"And that is, Luna?"

"Thank you for standing up and defending us like that; it was lovely of you."

"Meh, it's no problem. And I thought you guys weren't allowed to use magic... hmm?" With a smirk, Charlie looks to Celestia, who is trying to dodge eye contact.

"My bad; I guess my finger just accidentally slipped."

"Well, it's getting late, and the park is about to close soon; I think we should get going now."

"That show was great, guys!" Twilight piped up as she happily looked over to Charlie.

"Which one?"

"Both of them!"

"Ha, awesome. Let's head home, everyone!"

"Sister... please, we do not wish to become like the pancakes you make so well." Everyone was back in their pony forms as Celestia dragged Luna into the room where she was staying.

"Get it over with, Lulu. That's what I'd do if I were you."

"I highly doubt you would..."

"Well, I doubt you'd want to, but a punishment is a punishment."

"P-Please, girls! Charlie! H-Help me..." Luna was holding onto the door frame as Celestia gave one last good tug, and she was pulled into her room. Then, the door was shut, and everyone could hear Luna's muffled whines through the walls and the door itself.

"Oof, she's going to feel that in the morning." Cadence looked at us and smiled sadly.

"Would you guys please tell me what you're so scared of? It can't honestly be that bad!" Just then, screams and crunches could be heard from outside her room.

"Maybe you should retract that statement, huh?" Twilight looked at me with a raised brow for my answer.

"W-What is she doing to her in there?"

"S-Squishing her, Charlie. Squishing her with her butt!" Cadence looked sad and terrified at having to explain what Celestia was doing and being reminded of when it happened to her in Canterlot.

"...Y-You're joking, right?"

"Does it look like we're, Charlie?"

"No, no, it doesn't."

"Thank you." Cadence looked at you, slightly blushing. "H-Hey, remember when we snuggled earlier today? I-I was wondering if you'd want to hug me?" She brightly smiled at Charlie, who was nervous.

"B-But... I-I'm not one for intimate physical contact, sorry."

"Yeah, I know that; I was asking. For... you know, reasons."

"It's alright, Cadence; maybe if I were more open to you, I just have a personal no-touching rule in place."

"Hey guys, put your ear against the door; I swear you could hear what they're saying." Twilight was pressing her head up against the door.

"Twilight, why would you be interested in hearing Luna cry?" Cadence looked rather annoyed.

"Well... um, I don't know. I'm just that curious, I suppose."

"Dear me, sister, y-your flanks are so h-heavy... g-get off!" Luna was pounding her hooves onto the floor; the scene almost looked adorable; Luna looked like a small child throwing tantrums.

"No, Luna, you need to learn your lesson, I tried to be nice to you, but you forced me to use my butt." Celestia wiggled her ass, creating small crunching noises and groans from Luna underneath her. "I told you multiple times to behave here, and you have not."

"P-Please, Tia, I'll improve; I swear I will. I'm sorry for being mean, honest!" Luna was in tears at this point. "And by Faustia's cosmic mane, you need a bath, Tia. Y-Your butt stinks, arugh!" Luna was trying to plug up her nose with her hooves.

"Oh, well, I do apologize, Luna. I suppose I never got the chance to bathe since we arrived here; I hope that isn't too much for the mighty princess of the night."

"N-Nay sister, it s-shall not. But it's solid." Celestia then began to bounce her massive flanks lightly onto Luna's body. Her heavy sides made small crunching sounds, causing Luna to groan in frustration and defeat, knowing there was no way to beat her sister's ass; it was simply impossible. So she resigned to being Celestia's forced butt cushion, much to her dismay.

"Do you remember when we last did this? You were serving your time from being Nightmare Moon, and I squished her evil out of you. Goodness, that felt nice."

"Y-Yes... I do r-recall, sister." Celestia went from bouncing to slowly smearing her butt all over the squashed night princess. "Ergh... t-that hurts, sister... s-stop it!"

"I'll stop once I'm satisfied you've learned your lesson."

"Oh gees, I can only imagine what she's feeling there." Charlie looked over to the other girls.

"We can't." Cadence looked back to Charlie, then to Twilight.

"Yeah, Cadence, it's horrible. Once you've spent at least one night under that ass, you'll never want to be evil or misbehave again."

"So, how'd you two get that punishment anyway?"

"Well, for me, I tried to prank Celestia by spiking her cake with laxatives, and that just made everything worse for the rest of that night." Twilight shuddered, then looked at both of us.

"And me, I told a joke that offended her badly. And Celestia, as you may have noticed already, doesn't have very thick skin."

"Yeah, I've seen her get mad pretty quickly for someone who's supposed to be very patient, gentle, and graceful."

"Shh... don't let her hear you; let Luna serve as an example; you do not want to cross Celestia." Twilight looked at Charlie with genuine concern.

"Yeah, alright, I won't make her cranky!" Charlie couldn't take this seriously. Was I using your butt as a way to punish someone? It was unbelievable, ridiculous even.

"You should take this more seriously, you know. We're not kidding when we say you do not want to end up under her butt." Cadence looked at me with a severe expression.

"Okay, sister! I've learned my lesson, p-please... no more..." Luna was crying from both the smell and the weight.

"Are you sure, Luna? You promise to behave?"

"YES! Y-Yes, I promise, p-please let me go, Tia."

"If you're sure, then okay. I'll let you off easy this time. I do not want to have to do this again, okay?"

"Okay, I understand. Thank you." Luna weakly got back up on her hooves and entered the hallway. She was letting the door close on her way out.

"Let's just hope that you follow through with your words."

Luna opened Celestia's door and came out; Twilight was beside her. Her nose wrinkled at the sharp smell of Celestia's plot over the night princess. "Eww... Luna, you need a bath!"

"Please, Twilight, don't start with me." Luna slowly and tiredly shuffled into the bathroom to wash up. "After I get done, I'm retiring into my room, and that's that." She then closed the bathroom door and turned the showers on.

"So guys, I guess Celestia is staying in there then?" Twilight looked at everybody else as her door opened, and out popped the head of the sun princess.

"Hello, everypony, you'll have to forgive me; I'm not usually like this, even if Luna would be quick to disagree."

"It's okay, Celestia, we understand; I just hope Luna will be okay."

"She'll be fine, Twilight. My sister is a tough cookie; she'll pull through."

"Yeah, I know; I just worry about her sometimes, you know?" Twilight tilted her head down, a look of concern on her face.

"Well, if she behaves, she won't get squished under me—that's simplicity itself. I do not enjoy punishing her, but I will if I have to."

"Yeah, I know, Celestia. Why does she have to be like this?"

"It's probably a phase; she's also not one who can easily trust others, especially if she's never really known them. I understand where she's coming from, but I still have to do my job and keep her in line."

"I understand, Celestia."

"Great. After Luna is done, I need to wash up, and then I'm hitting the hay."

"Yeah, I'm also getting a bit tired; Cadence and I will get ours after you, Celestia. So Charlie, read up on any good books lately?"

"Well, I'm not much of a reader; it's not my thing." Twilight made a pouty face at that remark.

"Aww, come on, no books whatsoever? Then how do you explain the ones in the room I'm staying in?"

"There used to be other people who lived here with me; that's all you'll get out of me until I get to know you better; nothing personal."

"It's okay, I understand; it's personal information and probably unpleasant too."

"Indeed."

"Well, I'll have to get to work starting in the morning; just a little heads-up to everybody here. Otherwise, you're free to do whatever you want here, so long as you don't cause any trouble."

"Not with Celestia around; you won't have to worry about that," Twilight replied with a gentle smile.

Luna opened the door, using a towel to dry off and magic to pop the joints in her back, some from Celestia's butt bashing earlier. "Ahh... that's much better, man, that hurt, and it stunk like ass. Oh, sister, I didn't know you were right up against the bathroom door."

"Luna, you're not up to any mischief, right?"

"I just got out of the shower, Tia. I'm going to retire, and that's final."

"Okay, Lulu, you go and do that. I hope you didn't use up all of the hot water."

"It'll be fine, Tia; just get your shower, okay?"

"Okay then, Luna, I will; good Night."

"Yes, good night, dear sister, same to you, everypony, and Charlie." Luna went into her room and closed her door; she went to sleep as Celestia entered the bathroom for her shower.

"I'll take just a few minutes, everypony, then you can go in, Cadence."

"Alright then, Auntie."

The bathroom door opened as Celestia stepped out. "Oh, that's so much better. Okay, then, I'm off to sleep; good night, everypony and Charlie." Celestia finished, and then Cadence walked in to take her shower.

"I'll try not to be too long, okay?" Cadence closed the door as she turned on the water.

"Then me, Charlie. Man, it'll feel good to get clean." Twilight was lightly hopping in place as she waited.

"You guys better not use all the hot water there." Twilight just stuck out her tongue at me as we waited for Cadence to be finished. "Hey! Why you little."

"You know, I think I can see why Luna enjoys poking around with you; your reactions are funny."

"Oh, hardy har har. Fine then, I can't wait for my turn." Cadence was finally finished, and then it was Twilight's turn to take her shower.

"Well, I'll try to leave some for you, Charlie?" Twilight stepped in to take her shower as Cadence walked out.

"Oh man, does that feel nice? See you in the morning; good night." Cadence cheerfully walked into her room and closed her door to go to sleep.

"Oh goodie, now it's my turn to get clean. I've been waiting for this all day." Twilight walked into the bathroom to get into the shower to wash; Charlie was almost getting impatient. He wasn't used to waiting on more than just himself at home. After about five minutes, Twilight came out, smelling like fresh lavender. "Oh man, it feels so much better to be clean."

"Is there still hot water left?"

"Yeah, yeah, there is. Don't worry, Charlie." Twilight looked back at me and yawned. "But this pony needs some sleep; good night."

"Yeah... sure." Charlie finally went in to take his shower...

After about five minutes, the water went cold on him, and he shrieked. "T-Twilight... I swear I'll get you for this." He, of course, didn't say it loud enough for anypony else to hear it.

Morning rolled around, and everypony walked out except for Luna, who eventually came out after sleeping in for a bit. "Morning, Charlie! Headed off to work, huh?" Celestia looked as upbeat and cheerful as ever this morning.

"Y-Yeah, I am. I'm starting my very first day back in the same building. I wonder what everyone there would think?"

"I'm sure everything will be fine; try not to worry, okay?" Celestia had that warm and motherly look on her face, the kind of look that was impossible not to love. "We'll hold down the fort while you're away."

"Yeah, thanks, Celestia." I nodded to her respectfully before I walked out to begin my first day.

"Hey Celestia, you don't suppose that I could have your help with something?" Twilight approached Celestia, waiting for her response.

"Twilight. So what do you need me to do?"

"I need to borrow some of your magic to power up this solar battery. I'm thinking of a way to bridge magical communications between this world and ours."

"Certainly, Twilight. It's worth a try. Now, try not to look directly at my horn." Her horn flashed brightly as a concentrated beam of solar magic juiced up the battery very quickly. "Did that work?"

"It sure looks like it; let's put it into my device and find out." Twilight placed the battery into her communications beacon device. It whirred to life, and the top of it was glowing. "Yes, this is incredible. Now, let's see if it can do more than just flashy."

"Ooh, that does look pretty, Twilight. Hey, call my Shiny for me. I want to check on him and Flurry." Cadence missed them and wanted to say hi to them if nothing else, an understandable motive for somepony you love.

"Sure. I need to set the coordinates to Equestria and then the Crystal Empire. Now, turn it on." Once it did, a holographic version of Cadence's Room appeared.

"There's my room, Twilight. You're a genius."

"Y-Yeah... thanks, Cadence. I wanted to think ahead before we left on our inter-dimensional vacation. In case something like this were to happen." Then to everypony's delight, Shining answered.

"Hey there, is this thing on? Oh, hey, you guys. So you did make it out safely; what a relief." Shining looked at Twilight and Cadence. "So where is that place, huh?"

"Some very nice human is letting us live with him. Isn't that great, Shiny?"

"Well, at least you're safe; that's what's great to me." Then Flurry Heart showed up on the communication beam next to Shining.

"Aww... hey there, Flurry. Mommy misses you so much." Flurry was happy to finally see her mother after it's been so long since they left.

"Well, I've got work to help keep everypony calm and keep Flurry here happy. Thanks for checking in, Twily, Cadence; I'll see you around." Then Shining pushed a button on the device to turn it off, leaving the screen blank before Twilight did the same.

"There he is; look who's back from the grave." A good friend of mine greeted me.

"Richard! My man! Yeah, I'm back from the grave and ready to lead this company, or at least this extension of this company." Rich was a sight for sore eyes, to be sure.

"Dude, you crazy bastard! You seriously managed to convince corporate to eliminate Mortimer and Joe. How'd you do it?"

"Well, as it turned out, even they were sick of their antics. Now they got blocked from being hired in this line of occupation, ever."

"Aw yeah, sweet justice. You did good, man. I'm happy to call you the general manager. Everybody here is." As Richard said, everybody cheered for me and my accomplishment.

"Yeah, thanks, guys. This means a lot to me, more than most could probably realize. As the new manager, I promise to be the best I can be for everybody here."

"I can't believe this, Joe. Look at him, all righteous and smug, usurping my position underhandedly. How could this have happened?" The troublesome duo was watching Charlie from the outside window in the breakroom.

"I don't know, boss. But do we have to stalk him seriously during his job? Hell, even I can admit that's creepy."

"Of course, this is a necessary evil, just so we can plan, Joe." As Mortimer said, a guard was approaching them.

"Hey, you! Didn't I already kick you two off of these premises? Either vacate this property or else."

"Or else what, Dingbat? Yes, you always hated that nickname, didn't you?" Mortimer had a snarky look on his face.

"Don't make me have to page for reinforcements, Morty. Cause if I have to, I will."

"How often do I have to say the same thing to everybody? It's Mortimer. It's not a hard name to remember."

"Yeah, tell that to someone who cares, Morty. My job is to keep trespassers like yourselves from being here."

"Why, you little, tiny-brained whelp! You're lucky that I'm in a charitable mood right now. I don't hate you like I do, Steve or Charlie. Let's keep it that way, okay?"

The guard put his pager to his mouth and clicked the call button. "Yeah, Steve. You'll never guess who I found over here. Can you? You're not surprised, are you? I figured as much. So what do you suggest I should do then? Alright, consider it done." he clicked the off button on his pager and glared at the troublesome duo before him.

"Look, not that I particularly care about your conversation, but maybe we can work something out, Mitch? What do you say, old buddy, old pal?" Joe tried to be reasonable with him.

"Yes! What Joe said, old buddy, an old pal of mine." Mortimer decided to push both Mitch's patience and his luck. Both were an exercise in futility.

"Yeah, I don't think so, guys. It's time for you two to get out of here." He flashed his badge at them. "You realize I can get you in trouble with the law, right? I could arrest you two if I wanted."

"Yeah, maybe we should listen to him, boss. Mitchel can be kind of scary when he wants to be."

"Hmph! Today's your lucky day, Dingbat. I've got better things to do anyways."

"Good. You're welcome to do them outside of this property. Now scram!"

"Fine then, we've already got the location of his house anyway. Come on, Joe; we're leaving."

"Right away, boss. Cya around, Mitch." They both did as they were told and left.

"Well, that doesn't sound too good; I better warn Charlie about this; those two are always trouble."

Mitchel made his way over to Charlie after ensuring that Mortimer and Joe were gone. Thankfully, they were. He knocked on his office door. "Hey, Charlie. I got to talk to you about something."

"Sure thing, Mitch. Come on in." Once he sat down, he drank the cup of coffee he had in his hand before entering Charlie's office.

"I just felt I should tell you that I ran into a couple of your 'friends,' those two troublemakers."

"Really? What're they doing now?"

"Well, Mortimer claims that he knows where you live."

"Well, that's... not good."

"If you want, I can help you to file a restraining order against them."

"Well, I'm not worried they'll be too much trouble. Joe is practically harmless when he's not doing what Mortimer tells him to do. And Mortimer is usually all bark and no bite."

"And you're confident they won't be too much trouble for you?"

"I am; thank you for your concern." Charlie knew they were no match for four super-powered, magical ponies—especially Luna and her masterful art of groin-kicking.

"Well then, if you ever change your mind, look me up. If it means striking those two down, I'll do anything to ruin their plans."

"Yeah, thanks, Mitch. I will keep it in mind." Charlie dismissed the guard as he left the room to tend to his teammates.

"Come on already, why does there always have to be a stupid brown toad in my way whenever I jump?"

"Goombas." Celestia corrected Luna.

"Right, whatever. They're the spawns of Tartarus." Luna picked up the controller and tried it again. Once the title screen popped back up, she pressed the load game button. Then, she began the first level. It wasn't long after that that the Jumpman died again. "First, it was the ugly brown toads, and now these snappers?"

"Koopas." Celestia corrected her again.

"Raghh... screw this game. Stupid Mario Brothers!"

"And by giving up, this means I win, Luna."

It was reasonably later in the day, and Charlie returned from work to see Luna in a rather pissy mood. "Hey guys, what's... what's wrong with her?"

"She's just salty that she couldn't play a video game. We have them in our world, but they are way more interesting. And this is coming from somepony that doesn't play video games. How do you humans do it?"

"Well... I don't know; we do. Yeah, I used to play that console when I was younger. Those were the days. Beautiful nostalgia."

"I must say, you humans know how to impress despite your lack of magic. Your creativity more than makes up for that."

"I didn't know you even had video games in your world. What're they like?"

"They are nothing like these; they're primitive in concept. I suppose they didn't have enough time to improve on them in my world."

"Man, that sounds like it sucks."

"Indeed. What's a ruler to do whenever they get too bored?"

"Right, you guys are legit royalty in your world; I nearly forgot about that." Charlie and Celestia saw Luna sulking in the corner, perhaps trying to drown her shame of losing.

"Luna. Please, come over here; it's not that bad."

"It is, too, sister. Those ugly creatures are the bane of my existence."

"We can play a different game to help you feel better. How about... this one." Celestia pulled out a different one. "Tetris? Sounds interesting."

"Alright then, sure." Luna sat down with Celestia, and they both played a few rounds.

"Hey Charlie, what is this incredible device?"

"Oh hey, Cadence, that's a cell phone. More specifically, a smartphone."

"Fascinating. So what does it do? Besides, make and receive calls."

"Why don't you play with it to find out?" There was a gentle tug on his shirt. He looked and saw Twilight with a book in her hooves.

"Oh hey there, bookhorse. What's up?"

"I wanted to know more about these computers in your world. This book states that there are several types of them."

"Oh, you found my guidebook to better technology, huh? Yeah, a computer is an incredible device that allows infinite knowledge." Twilight's face brightened up upon hearing this.

"Holy moly, this world is fantastic. Where can I find one of these computers?"

"In my room. I have a tower. But maybe tomorrow. It is late, after all." Twilight yawned and eventually agreed.

"Yeah, it is. Okay then, I'll check this out in the morning after breakfast. I do need sleep; goodnight, Charlie." Then, to his major shock, she just kissed him on his right cheek and happily shuffled to her room to go to bed.

"Y-Yeah... goodnight." He rubbed his cheek, blushing a bit before he shook it off. "Hey, you guys going to bed soon or what?"

"Yeah, I'm about to. Goodnight, everypony, Charlie." Cadence made it to her room to sleep.

"If you'd allow it, we'd like to stay up longer." Luna pleaded to Charlie.

"Fine, you and Celestia can, but try to keep it down, okay?"

"Thanks, Charlie." Luna gave him a genuine smile, something he had never seen on her face before; it was a pleasant change.

"Sure, goodnight, everypony. God, it feels weird to say that." He went into his room to go to bed.