I have been in Equestria for a few months now, it has taken me some time to adjust to a world of talking pastel coloured ponies.
Despite that I have managed to get work at Sweet Apple Acre, the Apples even allowed me to stay there with them.

There is a problem though, for some reason my body can't handle the magic that radiates in Equestria.
My body can absorb some of it but I'm unable to process it like the ponies, this results in me being very sluggish in hot temperatures.
However, that's not the only problem.

When you work with a mare you can't help but watch their flanks as they walk, every sway giving you a peek at their goods.
Their scent slowly filling your nostrils and making your brain spin.

Combine that and the fact I haven't had any form of relief since being here, well let's just put it into words.
I'll be thinking of that plot when I finally get some relief, little did I know that I'll be getting more than a little relief.