Fly to the Stars and Back (Redone)

“I see the zebra tribes weren’t the happiest that we wanted to mine there.” Blitz says to the representative of the Zebra.

The zebra sighs. “Yes, we consider it a sacred area.”

“I know where that one very important alchemist taught the ways of medicine to all of the tribes, but without that platinum, production will fall behind or the planet will have to go into debt just to get off the ground.” Blitz says.

The zebra groans. “Try telling them that. The elders deal with areas like that and they are starting to get second thoughts. I tried telling them the advantages we could have, but like all old beings, they are stubborn.”

“Then ask them this. Is that what the Alchemist would want, to jeopardize the future of the Zebras because of where she chose to teach all the tribes?” Blitz asks.

The zebra sighs. “I’ll try, but you may need to find a backup if it doesn’t work.”

“I wanted to keep this a surprise by telling them we have already made plans to open an academy for the healing art in the Alchemist’s name, a gift to the Zebra’s for letting us mine the platinum.” Blitz says, sighing.

The zebra raises an eyebrow. “So then…”

“Make the argument what honors her memory more, letting the site remain as it is or following her example and teach all how to heal others.” Blitz says.

The zebra stares at him. “Okay, this might work.”

“I will leave it to you, representative.” Blitz says.

The zebra nods and walks away. “I’ll see to it.”

Bitz sighs as he ends the communication and walks off. Eventually he makes it back to the room Ahsoka was in and enters. He sees her just sitting on the bed as she meditates and he just goes over to the table and sits down as he waits for her.

“So…how did it go?” Ahsoka asks as kept trying to mediaite.

“Aspirin needed. I really hate playing diplomat.” Blitz says turning on the coffee maker in the room.

Ahsoka chuckles. “What do you think I have to go through at times?”

“Unlike you, I don’t negotiate with a lightsaber.” Blitz jokes.

Ahsoka smiles. “My master calls that aggressive negotiations. It works all the time with him.”

“Yeah and he still has yet to be promoted to jedi master.” Blitz counters resting his head on the table, waiting.

Ahsoka finally opens her eyes and looks at him. “You’re really that tired?”

“I’m a hunter and a best field commander. This is not my specialty or my preference. I understand why Mandalore gave the job to me being a native to the planet and the inhabitants are more likely going to listen to me.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka sighs. “At least you are getting them to work together.”

“Come on, work faster.” Blitz says growling at the coffee maker.

Ahsoka smirks. “I don’t have to request another machine, do I?”

“That was one time and I still stand behind my statement, it was rigged to blow up.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka rolls her eyes. “Sure it was.” Ahsoka says, getting up and walking over to him.

Blitz didn’t notice as he was too focused on the coffee maker. “So, you asked about me, what about you? What have you been doing?” He asks.

“You know…”

“Being a jedi.” Blitz and Ahsoka say in unison.

Blitz chuckles as he said that. “Oh, how I wish we could have the classic hunt again, just so I can rest easy.”

“Oh, speaking of the good old days.” Ahsoka says smirking before starting to scratch his mane, freezing him up.

Blitz tries to look at her. “Cheater, oh, that feels good.” He said leaning into her scratching.

“I’m probably the only one who knows about this, now, just relax, I will help relieve your headache.” Ahsoka says smiling.

Blitz grins as he leans in more. “Maybe I don’t need that aspirin.”

“Maybe this won’t be so bad after all.” Ahsoka says.

Blitz could only lean more into it as the coffee maker beeps once, signaling it was done.

Fluttershy drops her plate causing all of the mares to look to her.

“Something wrong Fluttershy?” Rainbow asks.

“I sense a new rival has appeared.” Fluttershy says cryptically.

They just tilt their heads at her.

“So why do you put up with all of this if you hate to?” Ahsoka asks now petting his mane on the bed.

Blitz sighs and adjusts himself on the bed so he could relax without his armor on. “I guess because I have a sense of responsibility to my home planet even though I didn’t really grow up here.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka nods as she keeps trying to get behind his ears. “So that’s all?”

“I have my reasons another is this way slavers won’t be able to waltz right in and kidnap another one like me.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka looks at him. “So you’re doing it so no other has to go through what you went through?”

“If not worse.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka smiled. “You’re still a good person.”

“Your jedi would disagree. After all, I have killed twelve of your order.” Blitz reminds.

Ahsoka sighs. “How could I forget? But to me, you’re always good in my eyes.”

Blitz goes silent for a few moments before speaking. “I have always feared that one day we will come face to face on opposite sides and be forced to…” Blitz leaves off there.

Ahsoka nods. “Yeah, to tell the truth, I am too. Back then, it felt like you were there to keep me going. That is why you cut off communication with me, isn’t it? You thought it wouldn’t be as hard for both of us.”

Blitz nods. “So it would be easier if it does come to pass.”

Ahsoka sighs. “Your heart is just too kind sometimes.” Ahsoka says.

Blitz smiled a little. “Can you blame me? I really like to keep others safe. Just those that deserve it of course.”

“In that case, why did you kill those jedi?” Ahsoka asks.

“Simple, most Jedi are too arrogant and see the world in black and white. They think something is wrong or doesn’t agree with them, they label them evil and something that needs to be destroyed.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka just stayed silent.

“The jedi order has demonstrated time and time again they are bloodthirsty hypocrites who, if they don’t commit genocide directly, let it happen.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka stops scratching his mane. “And how did you come to that?”

“History. Your order has shown it time and time again. The sith empire, during the first hyperspace war. After they had defeated themselves, the republic didn’t stop there. They and the jedi were furious that someone had dared challenged them and as such tried to wipe them out completely and planted the seeds for the second hyperspace war.” Ahsoka just stared at him. “If you look to another world war on a certain planet, the world punished a single country for what it did and that lead to another world war because everyone was harsh to them, but instead of imposing harsh restrictions and bills on them, the republic and jedi decided on genocide.” He continued.

Ahsoka had now stopped completely as she almost looked past him as if he wasn’t there.

“Ahsoka, please don’t tell me that the jedi were doing as ordered because like in the mandalorian war, the jedi could have sat back and not participated.” Blitz says.

Ashoka tries to speak. “I…wait, how do you know of this? Such details have never been given to the public. Heck, I doubt even members of the republican military knows of this.”

“Simple, I have had access to the jedi archives once before I met you.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka raises an eyebrow. “Once?”

“The code has since been blocked. I used the access code of the first jedi I killed. Back then, I wanted to learn more about the jedi through their own records. Little did I know, it planted a great hatred in me. If those records were ever made public, your order wouldn’t survive long.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka narrows her eyes slightly. “I know you Blitz, you would have done something else other than watch it.”

“You’re right, I would probably hunt a few of your masters and create a haven for some like you. The jedi order isn’t all bad and there are parts that are worth saving.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka looks carefully at him. “Really and where would I fall?”

“Before or after I skin the one who did it alive?” Blitz asks.

Ahsoka slightly hits his head, noticing the dark look in his eye. “I meant where do I go in your categories?”

“You are worth saving.” Blitz says simply.

Ahsoka watches as the dark look goes away as he slightly looks away before she resumes scratching his mane. “You really know how to spin stories from our current ones.”

“Like how the jedi know how to create enemies and do dark deeds in the name of ‘justice’. Like in the recent war of the Kaleesh and the Huk. The moment the invading slavers come in, the Huk start to lose greatly and the Kaleesh about to go on the offensive, the Huk went to the senate and fabricated a tale that the Kaleesh started the conflict and the republic, without sending anyone to investigate, took the Huk’s words at face value and sent a navy and a Jedi task force to intervene. Now with this new force set against them, the Kaleesh were being butchered to the last once more, leaving the republic none the wiser and proving the jedi are either blind or just bloodthirsty once more.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka stops once more. “And what have you done with this information?”

“Unlike most, the Mandalorian forces have a good amount of information and spy networks.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka leans in a little. “I meant you. What did you do?”

Blitz looks up at her. “Didn’t reveal it for one thing. Words of these things got out, the whole life of everyone will fall and we will have a galaxy wide war or maybe the universe if that was possible. I’m not dumb. Besides, your order would fall and the republic would be next for without the order’s help, the war will come to a quick close. As the sith has their own inside the military, the republic and jedi order is separated. You see the problem now?”

“So you fear the sith then?” Ahsoka asks.

“No, but I am wary of them as almost all are consumed by rage or hatred and betray everyone eventually.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka tilts her head at him. “And us? How about jedi?”

“Most are so corrupt or blinded by your own arrogance that you can’t see that your order is no longer what it was meant to be. Now you are fighting a war against those of the separatists. You can’t even see that their complaints and anger is justified and the sith have used it to bring about your current situation.” Blitz says. Ahsoka stops as she thinks about it. “War has its own life. It’s not something that can be controlled that well. You always end up on one side and see it as good while the other is bad. You still have yet to see it haven’t you?” Blitz asks.

Ahsoka looks carefully at him. “What’s that?”

Blitz lifts his head up and looks at her. “See why this war is happening by looking at the other side and then check yours again. After that, make your two choices.”

Ahsoka frowns. “Why can’t there be three?”

“Because the sith have controlled the war from the start. as an outsider looking in the alliance noticed several things off about it and unless one has been controlling it from the offset, then it makes no sense.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka raises an eyebrow. “I thought you said two choices. Why did you say, outsider looking in?”

“Have you ever been sent to one side and told to obey it? I didn’t. I got the choice to either or go on my own. Guess being antisocial helped with that.” Blitz asks.

Ahsoka chuckles a bit. “You know, this is just like last time, you are starting to make me question everything again.” Ahsoka says.

“That just speaks to my argumentative strength.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka sighs. “Well, looks I have some digging to do when I get back.”

“I will give you access to our communications just to check the jedi archives.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka nods. “Thanks, but I wonder what will others say about me poking around?”

“It’s not like the files are restricted. Just buried.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka grins. “Then I better go dig it up.”

Blitz waited for hours as Ahsoka read from the Jedi Archives, all the while, making sure she didn’t communicate with anyone.

“So?” Blitz asks after she finishes.

“Compelling, to tell the truth.” Ahsoka said.

“Yeah, did you know the sith emperor in the second great hyperspace war, actually returned during it, after being supposedly struck down?” Blitz asks.

Ahsoka sighs. “Guess I do need to keep quiet, but there are still questions unanswered.”

“Do you remember the recent war I pointed out?” Blitz asks.

Ahsoka looks at him. “Yes, why?”

“Someone you know is a product of it.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka becomes interested. “Who?”

“His name itself means despair.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka becomes confused. “Well who could…” She stops as another meaning comes to mind. “Grieve.”

“He who grieves for the warriors and love he lost in his war with the Huk.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka looks back at him. “So…the jedi order caused this whole thing? Leading up to now?”

“Not the whole thing. My digging discovered that his ship was sabotaged before taking off and he was then picked up by the sith forces, possibly Dokku himself.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka frowns. “Could we have salvaged it?”

“Doubtful, unless one could go back in time and stop Dooku from leading the jedi strike force.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka looks at him. “He what?”

Blitz chuckles a bit. “Yep, he was with you guys once.”

“I know that, but…how long has he been a sith?” Ahsoka asks.

“That I can not say, but…someone is trying to contact you. Answer but don’t reveal anything.” Blitz says ducking under the bed.

Ahsoka snickers and tries to cover her mouth. “This looks like something a daughter and a boyfriend would be dealing with.” She said before answering the call.

“Ahsoka.” Obi-Wan answers.

Ahsoka smiled. “Master, can I help you?”

“Have you found anything or anyone that has the clues of the dark side of the force?” He asks.

“Nothing just yet. In fact, I’m letting my ship calculate the best way to enter the atmosphere since there is no spaceport here and thought I would do some research into the history of the order and master, I came across something interesting.” Ahsoka says.

“Oh really and what is that?” He asks.

“I was looking around military operations the jedi were involved in the previous years before the clone wars started and during the intervention of the war between the Huk and the Kaleesh. A name came up. I think you know well.” Ahsoka says.

He leans a bit closer. “And what name is that?”

“General Grievous.” Ahsoka says.

Obi Wan narrows his eyes at her. “And just where did you find this information?”

“Here I’m sending you the page now.” Ahsoka says sending a page which contained names of the commanders in the war. “Take a look at who the Kaleesh named their general.”

Obi Wan takes a look at the names. “Unbelievable. Now I have to take a look at the old wars myself.”

“Master, does this mean the jedi created it’s own worst enemy?” Ahsoka asks.

Obi Wan sighs. “If this is true, then we might have made our own war against us. It can happen if all the old information is true.”

“I wonder how the council missed this?” Ahsoka asks.

“Our archive is different than theirs, more on the financial side of things than who fought.” He said.

“Maybe we should strive to keep better records of such things ourselves, lest we start to fall to the dark side like our forbearers who tried to commit genocide on the sith in the first hyperspace war.” Ahsoka says with a sorrowful voice.

Obi Wan watches her carefully. “Well, find the dark user and come on back as soon as possible. Try to stay quiet, unlike last time.”

“I still blame master for wanting to blow up the factory.” Ahsoka says.

Obi Wan chuckles. “Yes, he does have his style. You still need to develop yours however.”

“Understood master.” Ahsoka says before Obi-Wan signs off.

“Nicely done.” Bitz says coming out after she turned off her communicator.

Ahsoka shrugs. “It’s simple when I follow my master’s example.”

“Your master, I read up on him. He is very skilled but he is also arrogant. That will cost all of you in the long run.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka sighs. “He’s also still leaning.”

Blitz was about to say something, but he bites it back. “Look, I can’t let you have free roam as you are an alien to the planet, but you conduct your search with me.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka nods. “So when do we start?”

“Not for a while. I’m going to my summer home after I rest.” Blitz says hopping onto the bed.

Ahsoka raises an eyebrow. “So where do I sleep?”

“We are sharing a room like back then.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka sighs and lays down on the other side of the bed. “Don’t hog the sheets like last time.”

“What, I thought you were fine with little coverage?” Blitz jokes.

He only receives a hit on his side. “Shut up.”

Blitz chuckles as he feels her get under the covers.

“We got the report on the escort. Done and they are heading back and giving us some of their excess cargo as also payment.” A communications officer said as Spike kept staring at the radar map of all his ships.

“Good, have them filled up and ready to go for the next mission when they get back. For now, have them on standby. I got to deal with something.” Spike said as he starts to walk away.

“No, no, you can’t just eyeball it.” Spike hears one of the instructors start lecturing as he passes.

He looks over and sees the instructor with a pirate with a collar around its neck nearby helping out as they taught some of the volunteers and soldiers the kingdoms sent over. “You have to really think. One misstep or bad timing for taking too long or even too short, will cost lives. Now again!” The instructor said as Spike walks in to see him teaching about finding weak spots on ships. “Ah, Lt. Commander.” The instructor called him as some of the recruits looked surprised at what the rank for the one who walked in had. “Can I help you?”

Spike shakes his head. “No, continue on.” He said with a small smile.

The instructor nods and turns back to the recruits to see a hoof up. “Yes?” He said pointing to the hoof.

“The engine?” He tried.

The instructor just stared before grabbing a ball and threw it and hit the head of the recruit and sent him down. “Your ship is dead and so are you. Again!”

Spike then stops by a gunnery chief lecturing some more recruits. “This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton’s First Law?” The Gunnery Chief yells

“Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!” The recruit answers.

“No credit for partial answers, maggot!” Gunnery Chief yells.

“Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!” The recruit finishes.

“Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire a husk of metal, it keeps going until it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you’re ruining someone’s day somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your fucking targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a fucking firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Flitter, we do not “eyeball it!” This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip.” Gunnery Chief yells.

Spike chuckles before sending the chief something from his omnitool. “I just got word. It seems that the gun and ammo is a bit faster. Must be some new equation system put in. That’s another thing. You are going to be learning physics! And I will tell you this, it’s way harder than college shit itself.”

Spike then walks past out of everyone’s notice as he heads to the bridge where Ridley was. “I see you haven’t left your fleet alone for a while.” He said as he walked up to him.

Ridley shrugs. “I have other things to keep an eye on. Yours is still a small fleet so you can have a little off time or let it handle its own way for a long time.”

Spike raises an eyebrow. “I hope that doesn’t mean planning the next attack.”

Ridley scoffs. “Please, I would never. Not when I could die at a moment’s notice. I would rather I have some things and do some things that I never could.”

“So are you hearing some of the lectures going on with the instructors?” Spike asks.

Ridley chuckles darkly. “And loving the torture when they get a wrong answer. I may have come to your side, but I sometimes love a good misery.”

Spike shakes his head. “I wouldn’t even bother to understand your mind at this point. Want to join me for some lunch? You have been stuck here since everyone has got up.”

Ridley holds up an empty bag. “Already had mine here. Why don’t you go on? I’m sure your mate is waiting.” He said with a smirk.

Spike huffs as he sends some wicks of flames out of his closed mouth. “She’s not my mate…well…not yet.” He said to himself as he starts to walk to the mess hall.

Grabbing some food and sitting down, Slender walks over to him after getting hers. “So, how did your mission go?” She said as she takes a small look around and notices most of those eating are recruits.

Spike shrugs. “Finished, got paid and got a little extra cargo. I’ll tell ya, escort missions are the worst, no matter where it is.”

Slender giggles as some recruits casually sit down at their table. “Can you believe that guy? Thinking we don’t know much about flying.” A pegasus said, barely noticing the rank Spike had on his coat which had a similar look to the recruits’.

“Well we don’t know about flying in space.” One says as he just kept looking out the window.

A griffon huffs. “Come on, what’s so hard? Besides, we got gravity already on the ships. What’s the harm in it?”

The pegasus points his fork at him. “I’ll tell ya, he thinks we know nothing’s who don’t even know the ground style. We have been flying since we were foals.”

“And then the power goes out or something hits the drive and the gravity gets turned off. Soon you are floating in space and of course you can use your wings, but you would like a fish out of water going nowhere.” Spike piped up.

The pegasus huffs as he looks at him. “And what do you know little tyke? Come on, tell me these classes suck when we could do it out there at least.” He said motioning to the sky.

Spike blows on some meat with his fire before eating it. “I wouldn’t know. I’m not in them.” He said with his mouth full.

“What?” One asks.

“I was tutored on this stuff one on one before all of this was revealed to the rest of the populace.” Spike says.

The griffon shakes his head. “That’s impossible. The only one is that giant space dragon and a…little equestrian dragon.” He said as he finally realized who it was. He then saluted. “Lt. Commander Spike!” He yells as he tries to stand up, but ends up banging his legs under the table and holds it in pain. “Ow.”

Spike just throws a hard piece of meat that hits the griffon in the head and sends him toppling back as the others in the room stand at attention. “One, work on that. Two, you guys are all dead.” He called out before everyone hears clicks outside the room and looks to see a line of mandalorians aiming their guns at them.

“He’s right. Saluting may seem easy, but you forget that you will also salute during battle. You may be getting that one spot and time that stops your enemy and you miss it because of it. I am not saying don’t salute, I am saying, pay attention.” The weapons instructor yells to the room.

“Ouch, even him.” The pegasus says.

The griffon groans as he gets up and sits down again as does everyone else and the mandalorians leave. “Okay, was not expecting the Lt. Commander to be here.”

Spike huffs as he keeps eating. “You guys really don’t get it, do you?”

The pegasus looks carefully at him. “Get what?”

Spike narrows his eyes at them. “The reason they are teaching you from scratch is because when you’re out there, things can go anywhere and you won’t have control. The reason they go so hard is because when you are entering that situation, you have to act fast, act hard and act accurately. One small misstep can cost you your life. Perhaps the lives that are on the ship with you and you could have prevented it. These teachings will save your life and many others, don’t forget that part. I expect you all to pay attention when you go back and really show them what this planet can do. I did, a little baby dragon made it this far, why can’t grown pegasus and griffons do the same? Heck, why not all of us?” He said before picking up his plate and heading away while putting the plate near the trash bin. “Come on Slender.”

“Coming.” Slender calls as she does the same and follows him, leaving behind a stunned room.

Blitz starts to wake up groggy as he feels something holding him around his stomach. “Wha…oh no.” He said to himself as he looks down and sees a certain arm. “Okay, I can get…okay I can’t.” He said to himself as the arm tightened around him. “Ashoka, time to wake up.” He tries to call her.

Ahsoka moans a bit. “Cute ears.” She mumbles.

“Ahsoka, wake up, your daughter was just born.” Blitz says snickering.

Ahsoka snorts as she quickly got up. “What?!”

“Could you let go now?” Blitz asks now off the bed completely as she was still holding him.

Ahsoka looks at him before blushing and letting him go. “Sorry.”

“Starting to think you like me a lot.” Blitz says groggily and feels around for the coffee maker all the while putting on an amusing show for Ahsoka.

Ahsoka was still blushing, but almost snickered at his attempts to get some coffee. “Can’t use a syringe like last time?” She asks, trying to hold her laughter.

“I was made to swear off those. Now where are you?” Blitz says.

Ahsoka now giggles as he reaches for the toaster and puts his hoof inside. “OW!” Blitz yells as he pulls his hoof back. “That is definitely not the coffee.”

“Here, let me help.” Ahsoka says walking over and getting it.

Blitz groans as he walks over to her. “Thanks. I haven’t slept well enough in a while anyway, so forgive me if I blow something up by walking near it.”

“Can’t be any worse than when you got glitter all over your pillow that one time.” Ahsoka says chuckling, causing Blitz to grumble.

Blitz sighs. “That was because of that merchant. I didn’t know it got stuck on me.”

“Really, I thought it was your subspecies equivalent of wetting the bed.” Ahsoka says snickering.

Blitz blushes. “No it’s not.”

Ahsoka grabs the two cups and bends down and pokes his horn. “Yeah it is. Right here, isn’t it?”

“Why you…” Blitz stops, taking a deep breath.

“So why not sign up to fight in the war with us as a mercenary?” Ahsoka asks.

Blitz stays quiet.

Ahsoka watches him carefully. “You don’t want to, do you?”

Blitz takes the cup. “It won’t be any different than what it is now.”

“At least you would be there with me.” Ahsoka says.

Blitz frowns. “But it won’t be any closer. As much as we want it to be.”

“I know, but at least we would be better off and Rex would have someone who appreciates coffee like him.” Ahsoka says, smirking.

“Yes, together we will expand the church of coffee!” Blitz says in an overly dramatic way.

Ahsoka giggles before realizing another meaning. “Let’s say, in a hypothetical world, I left the order, would you take me in?”

“Faster than the jedi would give up on you.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka smiled as she starts to drink. “You really want to take care of others that are close to you, don’t you?”

Blitz smirks as he takes a sip. “Of course, I take care of all my friends and family.”

“Oh, proposal accepted.” Ahsoka jokes, causing Blitz to spit out his coffee and choke.

Blitzz pounds his chest a bit. “What?”

Ahsoka smirks. “Didn’t you just propose, didn’t you?”

“Your screwing with me, aren’t you?” Blitz says blushing madly.

Ahsoka chuckles. “Oh yeah, I knew you were kidding. It’s nice to talk normally rather than just the talk about how something is the whole time and nothing else.”

Blitz nods as his blush goes down and he tries to drink. “Yeah, how’s your meditation going?” He asks mockingly. “Did you do your multitasking training?” He asks again in the same tone.

Ahsoka rolls her eyes. “At least I’m past that area now. Just from time to time.”

Blitz sighs. “Good, it got annoying back then.” Blitz says taking another sip

Ahsoka nods “Yes, now, how would you like to screw?” She asks with a smirk.

Blitz spits out his drink again and coughs.

Ahsoka laughs as he pounds his chest again. “Kidding Blitz. Just messing with you.”

Blitz glares at her. “I hate you.”

“I know. I find you adorable too.” Ahsoka says.

Blitz grumbles as he blushes and looks away. “Dang it Ahsoka.”

“Oh come here.” Ahsoka says picking him up and pets his mane.

Blitz blushes a bit more as he was carried. “I’m not a foal here. Put me down now.”

Ahsoka shakes her head and keeps petting him. “Nope, you’re getting petted and you will like it.”

“What are you, my wife?” Blitz asks, smirking, noticing she stiffened a bit.

It was Ahsoka’s turn to blush now. “Um…”

“Put me down.”

“Putting you down.” She said putting him down.

“That is what I thought.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka frowns a bit. “Since when do you get so grumpy with this stuff?”

“I’m not grumpy and it seems I do the jedi mind trick better than you.” Blitz says smirking.

Ahsoka kicks him slightly. “Don’t go that far. I’m still the user here.”

“And remember last time you tried it on me?” Blitz asks. Ahsoka frowns. “You will stop doing stupid things like this.” He said waving his hoof in front of him before chuckling.

Ahsoka points at him. “Don’t disrespect me.”

“I’m not, I just demonstrated I’m not weak minded.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka sighs and covers her face. “I hate you Blitz.”

“I find you adorable too.” Blitz says, smirking and getting a giggle from her.

Ahsoka sighs and looks at him. “I really miss you Blitz.”

“And you’re happy you finally know my real name now?” Blitz asks.

Ahsoka nods. “Yeah, it was getting awkward calling you Cross.”

“To tell the truth, I nearly forgot what my name was.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka smiled. “And what made you remember?”

“Minerva, my computer system’s name, constantly telling me.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka nods. “Well, it’s good that the AI constantly used your name. It sounds cuter.”

“Yeah, yeah, let’s go on the transport ride to the house.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka nods. “Yes, but can I have weapons back?”

“What do you think?” Blitz asks altering his voice to be a little more frenchy.

Ahsoka sighs. “Dang you Cross.” She said playfully.

“Now all I need is a stupid moustache and a cat in my lap.” Blitz says in the same tone.

“Ok, stop with the insulting fake accent.” Ahsoka says giggling a bit.

“What, I didn’t surrender fast enough?” Blitz asks.

Ahsoka groans. “Let’s just go before you come up with more stupid ideas.”

“Oh I thought you like that.” Blitz says putting his armor on.

Ahsoka frowns. “Actually hated is more like it. That was bad.”

“Oh, you’re hurtin ma feelin now.” Blitz says a southern accent coming out.

Ahsoka shakes her head as he puts the helmet on. “Yeah, you suck at it.”

“Actually, that was my native accent. Was raised by farmers.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka rolls her eyes. “Why am I not surprised?”

“Ironically enough was picked up by the fett clan of mandalorians. You know what that translates into?” Blitz asks.

Ahsoka looks at him. “What is it?”

“Farmers.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka sighs. “Shouldn’t we get going?”

“We are walking, aren’t we.” Blitz says walking to where the Darkstar One was and sees the engineers at work. “I’ll get my speeder bike and don’t laugh like last time you saw me drive one.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka huffs. “Please, you smashed yourself into a wall. How could I not laugh?”

Blitz groans as he gets his bike and leads it into the Darkstar with Ahsoka behind him. “Simple, don’t laugh.”

“You know, I just noticed this is a new ship.” Ahsoka says.

“Was a prototype I stole years ago, ok?” Blitz says.

Ahsoka smiled. “It looks good.”

Blitz sighs as he gets on the speeder bike. “Yeah, still not the same yet. But it will be soon once we get back.”

Ahsoka leans on the seat. “And what’s that?”

Blitz grins. “You’ll see.” He said as they are dropped onto the ground and take off.

“Now which one is the carrot?” Twilight asks with three cards in front of Arcane, each with a different picture.

Arcane looks at each one before pointing to the middle.

“That’s a cow Arcane sweety, try again.” Twilight says nuzzling his nose.

Arcane keeps looking before pointing to the left.

“That’s right.” Twilight says smiling.

Arcane cheers and hugs her leg.

Twilight smiled and hugged him back as Applejack walked up. “Come on Twi, let him learn at school.”

“I can teach my son if I want, isn’t that right my smart little foal?” Twilight asks before nuzzling him again. Arcane giggles and tries to nuzzle her back. “See, he likes it.”

Applejack sighs. “Oh brother. At least give him a chance in school.”

Twilight rolls her eyes. “Fine, just for social reasons.”

Applejack chuckles. “Yeah, social.”

“Now Arcane, which one is an apple?” Twilight asks, bringing out three new cards and Arcane picked the wrong one.

Applejack smirks. “Still want to send for social reasons?”

“He is a foal who just started. Now Arcane, try again.” Twilight says sweetly and he points at Applejack.

Applejack laughs out loud. “Oh boy. He’s right on that one. He’s an Apple alright.” She said while laughing.

Twilight says nothing and hits her in the face with a pillow using her magic.

Applejack was still laughing as Arcane giggles and claps along. “Oh boy. That was a bad question with an Apple in the room Twi. Now I got to get Blazer his medicine.” She said getting up and walking away.

“How is he? Still fighting that cold?” Twilight asks.

Applejack nods. “Yeah, probably from trying to hear us at night and not sleeping. I told that boy to sleep, but does he listen, nope. At least he’s able to sleep now. I should probably give him a stuffed animal too. He’s starting to talk to his knives and actually sleep with them.”

“Ok, that is unhealthy an…” Twilight starts before Minerva interrupts.

“Oh, he does that too?” Minerva asks.

They all look at her. “What?” The mares asks.

“Oh, Blitzy did that all the time when he got a new weapon.” Minerva says.

The mares just either get confused or annoyed. “Really?” They asked.

Minerva giggles. “Oh yeah. Treats it like his own foal.”

Applejack facehooves. “Blazer better not be following that example.”

“I think he already is.” Pinkie says bouncing through with Sunshine.

Applejack shakes her head. “Oh boy. Can we at least find a way to deal with that?”

“The best way is to let them grow out of it.” Minerva said.

Twilight groans. “Somehow, I don’t think that’s possible with this family. It’s always crazy.”

“Ok, I’ll be with Blazer.” Applejack says.

Twilight sighs as Arcane gets on her head now as she gets up. “Okay, I think this calls for some food.” She said, starting to walk to the kitchen. “Minerva, want something?”

“Nothing really, though I maybe should inform you of…but then again Blitzy might want to inform you himself.” Minerva says before starting to ramble.

Twilight tilts her head. “Inform us of what?” She asks herself before heading into the kitchen and places Arcane on the table. “Wait here while mommy gets you something, okay?” Arcane just nods and kisses her nose. Twilight giggles and kisses his head before looking around for anything.

“No Ahsoka, we can not stop by one of the settlements. We are cloaked and the citizens are mostly not ready to see an alien yet.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka frowns. “Come on, where’s that rule breaker Cross go to from way back then?”

“You want the local to come at you with pitchforks and other farming equipment?” Blitz asks

Ahsoka shakes her head. “Nope, had enough with a planet me and my master crashed on.”

“Yeah, I thought as mu…what?” Blitz asks.

Ahsoka looks at him. “What?”

“Go back, what was that about you being attacked with farming equipment?” Blitz says.

Ahsoka tries to look innocent. “Well, they mainly hated violence until the droids came over. Their lives went out the window with that.”

“Following you?” Blitz asks.

Ahsoka shakes her head. “No, accidental warp.”

Blitz looks at her intently. “Ahsoka, what is one of the sayings of the jedi?” Blitz asks.

Ahsoka chuckles nervously. “Um…don’t lie?”

“There are no coincidences, there is the…” Blitz stops.

Ahsoka sighs. “Okay, the clankers just came down to the planet for a testing of their new weapon. Kinda destroys a large part of the land by fire. They didn’t even know we were there.”

“So?” Blitz asks.

Ahsoka stares at him. “You think our good friend, the force, led us there?”

“I’m not saying anything.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka shakes her before watching the landscape pass by. “Blitz?”

“Yes?” Blitz asks.

Ahsoka takes a glance at him. “Do you wish…that things were different?”

“What, you think of defecting?” Blitz asks.

Ahsoka shakes her head. “No, I really can’t. But do you wish it was different?”

“…Maybe.” Blitz says after staying silent for a while.

Ahsoka watches him for a bit before sighing. “So do I.”

“We are heading for trees, watch your head.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka ducks down as he keeps riding. “Sometimes…I guess it’s better to leave.”

“So you are contemplating the order?” Blitz asks.

Ahsoka sighs. “It’s starting to get closer.”

“This from my argument?” Blitz asks.

Ahsoka stayed silent for a bit. “And my own thinking over time.”

“Things not as simple as you once thought?” Blitz asks.

Ahsoka nods. “Yeah, really worried about what the others might think of me at this point. I’m really trying to figure out why.”

“Do what you think is right. If they look down on you for it, then they are not worth it.” Blitz says, trying to comfort her.

Ahsoka looks carefully at him. “And you? What would you think?”

“It’s your life, you should choose how you want to live.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka nods. “Yeah, still…it feels like something is still there.”

Blitz stays silent as he keeps driving until a cottage-like building starts to come into view.

Ahsoka looks ahead and sees it. “Huh, kinda considered mud huts for some reason.”

“We are starting to go into space, you really think we would have those?” Blitz asks.

Ahsoka smirks. “I have seen places built into rocks and still have high end space travel.”

“Point taken.” Blitz says stopping beside the house.

Ahsoka looks to the house. “So who’s here?”

Blitz shrugs as he gets off. “How would I know? I’m just the advisor and helper.”

“I don’t even need the force to call bull on that.” Ahsoka says before picking him up and holding him like a stuffed animal again.

Blitz frowns as he sighs. “Okay, this is getting problematic now. I can’t teach you or do my job if you keep picking me up.”

“I’m carrying because of two reasons. One, you lied to me. Second, you are just too cute when you are pouting like this.” Ahsoka says, smirking.

Blitz just crosses his forelegs and frowns at her. “Put me down, now.”

“Nope.” Ahsoka says before walking up to the door and knocking and going back to petting him.

Blitz groans. “Okay, I would really like it if you put me down, because it’s a bad idea at this point. You won’t know how the ones inside may react.”

“Oh, my curiosity has peaked.” Ahsoka says as someone approaches the door.

Blitz faces hooves as the door opens and Fluttershy opens the door. “Ye…AH!” She yelled as she saw what was holding Blitz and immediately turned to Flutterbat. “Let him go!”

“Flutter, it’s ok. She is an old friend who likes to hold anything she finds cute like this.” Blitz says annoyed.

Ahsoka just eyes the fangs. “Should I be worried?”

“No, unless you are an apple…wait, that came out wrong.” Blitz says, noticing the look in Fluttershy’s eyes.

Ahsoka looks a bit confused. “So what are we doing here exactly?”

“You are staying here so I can keep an eye on you.” Blitz reminds.

Ahsoka smirks a bit. “So where do I put you down?”

Blitz still frowns. “Couch.”

Ahsoka smiles as she walks in and sits down with him in her lap now. “Okay, now what are you going to do?”

“Other than humiliate me?” Blitz asks.

Ahsoka keeps petting him. “Yeah, so what are you going to do?”

Blitz was about to say something when he hears a coo and looks down to see Arcane. Blitz smiled and lifted him up and into his hooves with his magic. “Hey there. How are you doing?” He asks, tickling his stomach.

“Huh, who is that?” Ahsoka asks.

Blitz smiled as Arcane laughed. “My son. My good little son.” He said nuzzling him.

“Son!?” Ahsoka says surprised.

Blitz smirks. “Did I forget to mention I’m married?”

“Yes!” Ahsoka yells.

“Wasn’t originally my idea.” Blitz says before starting to explain how he ended up married.

“So the female population is that much greater than the male huh?” Ahsoka asks.

Blitz nods. “Yep and I ain’t complaining. Got a bunch of great wives and foals too. Along with an adopted one too.”

“Pardon me love, but Blazer is down with a cold.” Fluttershy says shyly.

Blitz looks at her. “Really, well how is he?”

Fluttershy scraps the floor with her hoof shyly. “In bed, talking to his swords now. Twilight thinks he’s delusional now.”

Blitz says nothing as he glares at the snickering Ahsoka.

Ahsoka tries to look innocent. “Hey, come on. You used to do it. How could I not laugh?”

Blitz grumbles as he mutters something as Arcane tries to imitate his expression.

Ahsoka chuckles. “Aw, look who’s trying to look like his father.”

“Watch yourself, he is a prince.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka smiles as Arcane looks at her and she pets his head a little. “Well he’s a cute one.”

“Not even a year old, unlike my eldest.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka looks at him. “Eldest?”

“He is my second child.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka just ends up confused. “How does that work out?”

“Arcane was born second, making him the second of my children.” Blitz says as Arcane climbs onto Blitz’s head.

Ahsoka frowns a little. “I meant your eldest.”

“Well his mother isn’t the same as Arcane’s here.” Blitz explains.

Ahsoka sighs. “Now you’re confusing the heck out of me.”

“Arcane’s mother is named Twilight and my eldest’s mother is named Octavia. He is around half a year older than Arcane here by this planet’s time.” Blitz explains.

Ahsoka looks carefully at them. “You sure you told them everything?”

“They have met face to face and Twilight shares responsibility to raise Azure as much as Octavia is obligated to raise Arcane here.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka still watches the. “I meant your life.”

“They know quite a bit…” Blitz goes quiet.

“Some more than others.” Fluttershy says meekly.

Ahsoka looks at her. “And what is he to you?”

“My husband, but to Applejack he was a cousin before her husband.” Fluttershy says hiding partially behind her mane.

Ahsoka looks back to him with a certain look.

“Adopted and don’t give me that look, I explained it to you.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka sighs. “You are leading a strange life.”

“Tell me about pot.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka finally puts him down. “So what now?”

“I’m going to spend some time with my family. Now please let me go so I can go and see my adopted son Blazer.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka smiled. “I just did.” She said showing her open hands.

“You manipulative little…” Blitz stops as he secures Arcane to his head with his magic and jumps off.

Ahsoka smirks. “Be nice.”

“I am to my children.” Blitz says as Arcane hung on as he headed upstairs before Ahsoka turned to the only pony left in the room and smirked.

Blitz stops outside Blazer’s room and knocks on the door.

“Come in.” A tired voice said.

Blitz walks in to see Applejack and a sleeping Blazer. “Hey, you okay?”

Applejack nods. “Yeah, he just went to sleep.”

“I see, that’s good.” Blitz says sitting next to her.

They both watch Blazer as he sleeps with his swords nearby. “How long have you slept with your guns?” She asks after a while.

Blitz lowers his head in humiliation.

Applejack chuckles. “I’m guessing a long time.”

“Has he improved any Jackie?” Blitz asks.

Applejack sighs. “He seems to be getting better, but there are still some things he’s going through. Sniffles, coughs, dry throat, simple things.”

“I see. You have been feeding him meat like I told you to, right?” Blitz asks.

Applejack nods. “Trying. It’s hard to feed him at the farm.”

“Here?” Blitz asks as he feels her lean against him.

Applejack sighs. “Trying to get him here all the time, but I think it’s best he stays in the castle at this point. We can’t keep doing it at the farm.”

“That is fine, but you have to visit him every so often and be one of his mothers.” Blitz says as Arcane coos at Applejack.

Applejack smiles as she looks at Arcane. “Still wearing the hat I see. And I will see to it that I’m like a mother to him.”

“Good. Also we have a guest/prisoner.” Blitz says.

Applejack looks at him. “Oh really, who?”

“A jedi. So she is an alien.” Blitz says.

Applejack looks carefully at him. “So you know her?”

“Remember, I told you about a certain jedi?” Blitz asks.

Applejack tilts her head. “So you just left her in a cell somewhere?”

“She is downstairs. We struck an accord. She searches for what she was sent to search for and in exchange, she doesn’t try to contact her order and inform them of this. Because if that happened, the republic and separatist will try to pull us into their war as our system is very resource rich.” Blitz says.

Applejack sighs. “Just try and keep her away from the foals.”

“Too late, she already petted Arcane.” Blitz says.

Applejack shakes her head. “Oh boy. Now I really have to watch her.” Blitz grumbles again. “What did she do to you?” Applejack asks now, smirking as she knew that tone.

“Nothing.” Blitz says.

Applejack chuckles as she wraps a hoof around him. “Oh Blitzy.”

“No.” Blitz says frowning.

Applejack nuzzles him. “Blitzy.”

“No.” Blitz says frowning harder.

Applejack shakes her head. “You are needing a hug Blitzy. Come on, give one here.”

“No.” Blitz says frowning even harder as Applejack’s smirk grew bigger.

“Please shut up.” Blazer moaned as he turned over.

“Sorry son.” Blitz says patting his head.

Blazer moans as he tries to look at him. “Don’t you guys ever quiet down? It sounds like a megaphone in my ear.”

“Don’t worry, we will go and let you rest and we will be sending your lunch up soon.” Blitz whispers.

Blazer nods and turns back around. “Get going.”

“Alright, now don’t kiss your swords goodnight.” Blitz whispers as he gets Applejack to move.

Blazer just grumbles.

As they walked down the steps Applejack started to pry again.

Applejack nuzzles him. “Blitzy.”

“No.” Blitz says frowning again.

Applejack nuzzles him. “Blitzy.”

“No.” Blitz says now scowling on the couch as Ahsoka was outside petting Fluttershy.

Applejack chuckles and keeps nuzzling him. “You need to really talk more.”

Blitz grumbles again as Twilight comes down the stairs yawning. “Morning everypony and…what or who is that?” She asks, seeing Ahsoka.

Ahsoka smiled and waved at her. “Hello, Ahsoka Tano.”

Twilight tries to wave back. “Blitz!” She calls.

“He’s over here being adorable in his grumblings.” Applejack says.

Twilight quickly walks over to the pouting stallion. “What the heck is she doing here?” She hisses with a real hiss at the end.

Blitz just glares a bit at Applejack. “Visiting or rather on a mission to find a dark magic user in a sense.”

“It’s the force. Please call it that, I don’t want her to go on a rant about how they are different.” Blitz says.

Twilight hisses. “Blitz, why here?”

“I don’t want her out of my sight.” Blitz grumbles, getting Twilight curious as to why he is like that.

Twilight frowns. “And why is that? Why not a mandalorian?”

“Because she has a technique called jedi mind trick.” Blitz says.

“Don’t mind him, he is just pouting from something I’m trying to find out about.” Applejack says.

“I am not.” Blitz says.

Applejack pokes him. “Yes you are.”

“No I’m not.” Blitz says.

“Yes you are.” Twilight joins in. Blitz frowns and just pouts between them. “Blitzy.” They said poking him.

“No.” Blitz says, trying to keep a straight face.

“Blitzy.” Ahsoka pipes up.

“No!” Blitz says.

“Oh, are you still mad when I carried you around like a stuffed animal?” Ahsoka asks.

Blitz frowns and sticks his tongue out at her.

“Well now.” Twilight says smirking.

Blitz groans. “No!”

“Oh, wait till we tell the others about this one.” Applejack says smirking.

Blitz rolls his eyes and sighs. “I’m getting tired of this.”

“Welcome to married life.” Twilight says getting Arcane to cheer for her by picking him up.

Blitz looks at him. “You’re supposed to be on my side.” He said, poking his stomach.

“Well he is his mother’s son.” Twilight says sticking out her tongue.

Blitz frowns. “And he is my son as well.”

“Well he’s a momma’s boy, aren’t you?” Twilight asks before raspberrying Arcane’s stomach.

Arcane laughs and giggles as Blitz shakes his head. “Does anyone have asprin? I feel a headache.”

“I got something better.” Ahsoka says before scratching his mane.

Blitz sighs in relief. “A little to the left.”

Ahsoka smirks as she has him.

The mares glare at her.

“The benefit of having finger girls.” Minerva says walking up

Ahsoka looked over as she kept scratching. “Ah Minerva. Nice to see you again. Though a body now? What took ya?”

“The price and finding a good manufacturer.” Minerva says.

Ahsoka raises an eyebrow. “So?” She asks, pointing to Blitz.

“I spent most of the bounties Blitzy caught here to order it.” Minerva says smiling.

Ahsoka looks to Blitz before looking at Minerva. “And how do you…?”

“This one has quite interesting powers, now, I am a cyborg.” Minerva says.

Ahsoka raises an eyebrow. “Really, how much of it?”

“Sixty percent organic.” Minerva says.

Blitz leans in more to the scratching. “Still haven’t spent more time with her yet. Planning too though.”

“Oh, I’m up for a ni…” Minerva is interrupted by Applejack.

“I’m next.” Applejack says.

Minerva groans. “Dang it.”

“Isn’t that right love?” Applejack says leaning against him.

Blitz was still staring at Minerva. “Still debating.” Applejack smacks him with her hat. “Joking.” Blitz says.

Minerva smiles sadly as she walks over to him and nuzzles him. “Still want a night.”

“Then take tomorrow’s.” Applejack says.

Minerva giggles. “I would like that.”

“Whoa, you are so whipped Blitz.” Ahsoka says, smirking.

Blitz pushes her slightly. “Shut up.”

“So you four are his wives, who are the rest if you four are not?” Ahsoka asks.

Twilight shrugs. “Busy with other stuff. Not here now and some are traveling.”

“She wants to know the names, girls.” Blitz says.

Twilight started to list off the names that made Ahsoka stop at each one. “Wait, so you got three fangers?”

“Oh the irony.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka looks at him. “I thought you hated and feared them?”

“That is why I said, oh the irony.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka shakes her head. “You certainly do have a way with others.”

“More like they are attracted to my sexyness.” Blitz says striking a ridiculous pose.

They all slap him behind the head. “Shut up.”

“Even Ahsoka isn’t immune.” Blitz says and gets forced pushed.

“Didn’t they say to shut up?” She asks.

“Well at least Arcane found it funny.” Blitz says as Arcane is laughing and clapping.

Ahsoka smiled and picked him up. “Ah, he’s so cute.”

“And Twilight there is his protective mother.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka smiled. “Still cute.” She said as he giggled.

Twilight growls at her as Blitz gets up. “Twi, can you have them prepare some cooked meat to go along with Blazer’s soup. He could really use the protein.” Blitz says.

Twilight hisses at her before leaving, leaving Ahsoka confused a bit. “Do you guys hiss a lot?”

“No, that is just Twi.” Applejack says.

Ahsoka just looks at Blitz for an explanation.

“Lets just say that the galaxy’s records of the planets inhabitants are incomplete.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka shakes her head at him as she keeps petting Arcane who leans into the petting.

“And that is their prince, so try not to hurt him or the three hanging from the ceiling will try and attack you.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka quickly looks up and stops petting as she sees blue eyes and insects chitter at her. “Wha…?”

“Changelings, an insect species of this planet that can shapeshift.” Blitz explains.

The changelings chitter some more as they eye her. “Um…why here?”

“Because Twi is their Queen.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka still eyed them as one was now crawling away and two more took its place. “They won’t…attack me…will they?”

“Not unless you attack the King, Queen, or Prince.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka looks at him. “King?”

“Well you call the husband of the queen that.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka’s eyes widened. “You’re king?”

“Well, Twi became their queen after she married me so I became king as a coquencendece.” Blitz says.

Ahsoka now just raises an eyebrow. “Really?”

“Yeah. Isn’t that right Twi?” Blitz asks petting her.

Twilight hisses at her again.

“Twi.” Blitz says shaking her a bit, getting her to stop hissing.

Twilight clicks her tongue. “Make sure she doesn’t harm him and we would be fine.”

“She is not Twi.” Blitz says petting her again.

Twilight purrs at his touch as she leans in a bit more. “Blitz?”

“Yes?” Blitz asks.

Twilight smiled. “Can you check on something for me?”

“What is it?” Blitz asks petting her more.

Twilight smirks as she looks at him. “Check on the breeding chambers for me. I haven’t heard from them in a while.”

“Ah, I can’t do that Twi.” Blitz says blushing madly.

Twilight giggles as she wraps a hoof around. “Aw, don’t worry. I know you won’t join in anything.”

Blitz’s face went a full blush at those words.

Twilight giggles some more. “Just go check on your subjects sweetie, okay?”

Blitz did the only thing he could think of at the moment and collapsed into unconsciousness.

Twilight sighs as she looks at him. “Still embarrassed over public style action.”

“Twi, I don’t think he will ever be ok with them.” Applejack says.

Twilight grins. “I’m not. Besides, he likes being in the same room as them one time.”

“No, he likes being with you in a room.” Applejack corrects.

Twilight giggles. “Yet he also likes sleeping with us with more than one at a time.”

“But he can’t take porn of any kind.” Fluttershy whispered into Twilight’s ear.

Twilight stares at her. “He took you.”

“I tried to show him some of that to try to turn him on, this is what happened.” Fluttershy whispered.

Twilight sighs. “He’ll come around one day.”

“Not likely.” Fluttershy says.

Ahsoka just stared at them. “You guys are crazy.”

“Comes with the terrioto…” Twilight starts.

“Blitzy I’m home!” Vinyl calls, kicking open the door.

Twilight points to her. “See.”

“So which one is she?” Ahsoka asks as Vinyl walks in half drunk.

Applejack sighs. “Our usually drunk DJ wife.”

“Who is a half vampire.” Fluttershy says.

Ahsoka looks to Vinyl as she stumbles her way over to them. “What’s up guys? Wear Blitz out again?”

“He’s on the floor right there.” Twilight says.

Vinyl laughs as she falls to the floor next to him. “Hiya Blitzy.”

“He is asleep.” Twilight says.

Vinyl groans. “Dang it.” She said before snoring out loud.

“Push her into him.” Fluttershy says.

They push Vinyl a bit and she wraps her hooves around Blitz as they sleep.

“Pay up.” Fluttershy says holding out a hoof.

Applejack grumbles as she gives some bits to her.

“And you?” Fluttershy asks Twilight.

Twilight hisses at her before giving her some bits.

“Thank you.” Fluttershy says happily as they hear Octavia. “Really Vinyl, can’t even help me get Azure out?” Octavia asks walking in with Azure closing the door behind her.

Twilight smiled. “Ah, good. You’re here too.”

“Yeah, so is Blitz baccccccccc…what is that?” Octavia asks after seeing Ahsoka.

Twilight looks between the both of them. “Alien.”

“Old friend of Blitz who Twi made faint and Vinyl collapsed onto him on the floor.” Minerva says.

Octavia groans. “Dang it Vinyl.”

“Arcane, look who is here.” Twilight says bringing him over to Azure.

They both cheer as they run off and start to play together.

“Twi, please stop trying to do that with him. Didn’t you learn anything from our wedding night?” Applejack asks.

Twilight huffs. “I just want all of us to have a good time. Together.” She said stressing the last word.

“He had nine nosebleeds and fainted twice.” Applejack says.

“I only fainted once.” Fluttershy says.

Twilight blushes from embarrassment as Ahsoka giggled. “Boy, when did he become a lightweight?”

“He could barely talk to mares when he wasn’t in his armor when we first met. Expect for Applejack, because he grew up with her briefly.” Twilight says as Octavia looks over Ahsoka.

Ahsoka nods. “That would explain the stutter I heard from time to time from him. Even with armor on.”

“Picture him barely able to talk to other females.” Applejack says.

Ahsoka chuckles. “I’m female. He probably had a hard time even trying to come up with something.”

“No, I mean if he didn’t have his armor on around you, he probably would have been tripping over his words and everything.” Applejack says.

Ahsoka still chuckles. “At least he’s working on it.”

“Yeah, he can at least show us a great night, but he can’t take others doing that.” Fluttershy says.

Ahsoka smirks. “Pitty, he would probably have more fun doing that.”

“No one is more disappointed than our most perverted member…Fluttershy.” Twilight says.

Ahsoka looks to her and sees her hide behind her mane a little. “Um…?”

“Always the quiet ones. Like I bet there is someone on your jedi council who is a massive pervert.” Vinyl says, making everyone nearly jump.

Ahsoka just watched her carefully. “Um…how long were you awake? And what do you know of the council?”

“Never went to sleep and I know because I researched you jedi.” Vinyl says being hiccuping.

Ahsoka just raises an eyebrow. “Uh huh.”

“Now, I’m off to bed with my pillow here.” Vinyl says dragging Blitz along as she walks off, swaying drunkenly.

Ahsoka just watches as she leaves. “That one is a few bottles short of a mind.”

“No comment.” The mares say together.

Ahsoka then looks at Fluttershy. “And what do they mean perverted?”

Fluttershy just pushes her hooves together as she blushes hot red.