Last Sunset

Pain, why was I in pain? It felt like my eyes were drenched in gasoline and set ablaze. Who would do such a thing to me? Did I not suffer enough? Was I only born to feel anguish? To experience torment whenever I escape from the realms of dreams? I must find the answer and flay the person who forced me into this unethical torture! Oh, right, there was a ray of light assaulting my ocular sensors. Whoever left the blinds open to allow the heretical light of the sun to bask in my presence shall receive a boot to the head. Nothing will save the bastard that left the blinds open! No one!

How did I know about the blinds I hear you ask? Simple! I opened my eyes and received the full force of the sun!

Growling in anger, I tried to hide from the light by burrowing underneath my extremely comfortable pillows. Then the Fire Nation attacked in the form of a stranger entering my holy domain. Making my retreat into Fort Blanket impossible.

"Good morning Lady Shimmer!" spoke the sacrifice gleefully. "It's time to wake up and enjoy this beautiful day!" She tried to remove my blanket from my person, but FAILED! Nothing will take my precious from me! The blanket is mine! MINE! The sacrifice can't have it! Fluffy Huggles belongs to me! ME!

"Screw mornings. My name is Sunset, not Sunrise. The sun can die for all I care," I hissed back at the sacrifice. I can tell she didn't find my comment amusing if her 'sigh' was anything to go by. The next thing I knew, I was hovering over a giant Olympic-sized bathtub with elegantly sculpted marble statues, gold-lined everything, and roman-styled pillars. The entire room looked like something the Goddess of Beauty, Aphrodite, would own. Which would have been cool to find out about if I wasn't dropped into the pool by whoever teleported me there, (still in my clothes mind you), like a sack of potatoes, against my will.

Groaning in annoyance for the treasonous action of waking me up before I desired, I promise a painful death for the person who teleported me from my throne room by finding a tentacle rape monster and lock them in a room until one of them dies via cum inflation. With that in mind, I quickly took a look around to see if anyone else was with me. There wasn't. Coward. Letting out a sigh, I knew I wasn't going back to bed anytime soon, so now fully awake, I took off my now wet clothes, and tossed them to a random location in the room. Someone will take them to the laundry room later. And I might as well have a morning bath before I get around to exploring the new building I've found myself in. 'Speaking of the new place I've woken up in...Where the hell am I?'

Trying to remember all the events leading up to my current location wasn't all that difficult, but it was very concerning. The hospital, Doctor Strange, the Test, all leading up to my mental breakdown in the lobby were quite clear to me. Afterward? It's somewhat muddled. My mental episode...Fuck that sucked. I completely lost my shit to the emotions from Sunset's memories overwhelming my conscious. I mean, seriously, everything fucking turned into goop from my magic flaring! And don't get me started on the Royal Guards trying to hold me down. That was a fucking pointless endeavor. Same with Celestia trying to use Ice, of all things, to hold me down.

After Falcon Punching Celestia, that's when things get fuzzy. One moment, I'm standing in Canterlot's General Hospital about to chase after Celestia to finish her off in my blind rage, the next? Sunset's real mother was holding me with loving care with the Doctor hiding in the background.

I have no clue how that happened. I think it was another memory. Sunset's first, clear, memory if I recall. I shouldn't have seen that until I had better control over my magic. Then again, I shouldn't have gone apeshit after learning that Hylia is the Goddess of Equestria! I need to partition Sunset's Core Memories better before the end of the week or else I could have another episode. I was hoping I could do some research about Equestria first before delving into my newfound power, but I don't think it's a good idea after nearly destroying the Hospital.

' Still, it's good to know what Sunset's real Mom looks like, but what she said greatly disturbs me,' I thoughtfully sighed. 'End of the World? Time Travel? Bad Timmy-Whimmy things? So many questions. I better get answers sometime down the line.' Speaking of answers, I need to figure out where the hell I am.

Finishing up my holy ritual of heavenly cleansing in the Olympic-sized bathtub, I began my search for a new pair of clothes! I didn't need to look far. There was a small room attached to the east side of the pool, and by small, I mean huge! The entire area was its own massage parlor, sauna, change room, with mudbaths, scented candles, a shit load of mirrors, and don't get me started on the shower! The "walk-in" shower sat dead center of the room surrounded by four roman marble pillars with angels made of gold decorating them. Naked, angels, I must add. All of which stood in a sexy pin-up pose against the pillars, which, by the way, curled towards the center to create a dome made of stone clouds. Did I mention there was no opaque glass or anything really to hide my sexy shame? Not only that, but you can clearly see the shower from all angles no matter where you are in the room. The word "Exobitionist" comes to mind when thinking about what the architect had intended while designing this room. I shuddered at the thought.

I found my clothes next to a couple of towels on a bench next to what appeared to be a nearly see-through changing wall in the corner of the room. Well, I say clothes, but in actuality, it was just a black and gold silk robe with my Cutie Mark emblazoned over where my heart would be. I found it strange that the robe had my Cutie Mark on it, but didn't think too much about it. 'I can't get over the fact that I have a magical tattoo on my shoulders now. If my sister found out, I'll never hear the end about it.'

Before I could dry myself off with the towels presented, I found a note resting on the robe. I decided to open it up to see what it said before tending to my other needs.

"Dear Sunset Shimmer.

I know you might be confused, annoyed, and disoriented at the moment, and I perfectly understand why, but you need not fear of your current location. You are in the safest location I can possibly provide for you until you're able to protect yourself. That's waaayyyyyy too many "yous." Whatever, I was busy writing this note with an annoying Time Lord complained about how much I'm spoiling you, Sunset, while enchanting the place, and dealing with the staff meant to take care of your every need, while buzzed. Anyways!

This mansion is the largest in Equestria and yours! Same with all the wealth located in the treasury. All of it belongs to you! It's also fully stocked with everything you need; From books on magic, clothes, training equipment, willing victims, food, peanut butter, and a bunch of other goodies for you to find! <3 <3 <3

Fancy Pants is your neighbor, as well as one of my agents tasked with guarding, teaching, and giving you assistance when needed. His wife, Fleur, while may not appear all that dangerous. She's one of the best assassins in the world. Use her well! ;)

Other than that, I don't have much else to say without breaking causality as the Doctor kept screaming into my ears for the past six hours. Anywhooo~ Your BRAND NEW PERSONAL MAID (the one that teleported you into the tub. Do you like it? I bet you like it!), will enter the room in five minutes after you've finished reading this letter. Have fun with your new pad! Bye <3 Bye! XP

Love - Hylia

P.S.
I know you want answers, but the ones about me won't be answered for a very long time...At least 60-80 years from now. The others will gradually come to you over the next two years before the 1000th Summer Sun Celebration. Just be patient Sunny, and all will be revealed. I love you, sweetie. Never forget that."

I couldn't help but blink a few times in shock as my mind tried to come to terms with what I just read. 'Mansion? Wealth? Knowledge? My own Maid?! HYLIA! I cannot be this lucky!' Were my primary thoughts. To be honest, I thought I was kidnapped by a secret organization who wanted to use me as a pawn against Celestia. I would have never thought that the Goddess of this world would grant me such a boon. Instead of struggling to find a job inside an unfamiliar world. I can live my life in luxury without worry. And don't get me started on the whole "agent" business! Fleur? A World Class Assassin? I mean, I could potentially use her services if Celestia tried anything funny against me, but isn't this all a little much?

I need to calm down and think things through. There's just too much happening to me right now. If I don't fix my memories first, the emotional whirlpool swirling in my mind will cause me to lose my shit again. Take a deep breath. In! Out! In! Out! Good...I'm calm now.

"Hello, Lady Shimmer. Did you enjoy your surprise morning bath?" spoke a voice from behind.

'Nevermind.'

Turning around, I saw the woman behind the voice standing near the door with the smudgiest, shit-eating grin plastered on her face. I automatically vowed to end her existence even though she's as sexy as a Succubus. Her breasts are easily F-cup without question. Her legs went on for miles that ended with perfectly thick thighs. Not to mention her hourglass body, her tight bubble butt, boner-inducing face, sensual eyes framed with long, luscious lashes; all made her insatiably desirable.

She was a Magi with short black hair and chestnut-colored eyes. She wore a skimpy French maid outfit with black stockings and matching black shoes. The skirt of her outfit barely covered her groin area, and from where I stood. I can clearly see her lower lips covered by a string of black beads, which, by the way, only made her flower bloom a little bit. I bet she was chosen deliberately by Hylia to entice me, but I will not be easily seduced!

Giving her the nastiest glare of death I could muster, I replied, "No."

Her expression didn't change at all. In fact, she looked even more pleased. There is something wrong with my maid, but I can't put my hand on it.

"Aww, don't be like that, Master. You'll get wrinkles before you turn forty," she giggled huskily. "Now, as much as I want you to bend me over and ram your arm elbow-deep into my already-lubed, stretched-open ass. We have a schedule to keep! So let's go!"

"Wait. What?" I dumbly blinked, but, alas, my question went unanswered. She grabbed my hand with a crazy look in her eyes and proceeded to drag me through my brand new mansion against my will.

By the way; her ass was, indeed, lubed and stretched wide open. She demonstrated this fact by ramming a small bottle of wine from the kitchen all the way inside her.

It stayed there for the entire tour. She only took it out after we entered my room, followed by removing all of her clothes, putting on a blindfold, ball-gag, and somehow; tying herself up with rope within the span of a few seconds; whimpering and begging for punishment Hylia must have promised her.

I want a new maid. Mine is broken beyond repair. Oh! Her name is Innocence. No, really. That's her name. Biggest fucking lie I've ever heard.