Trixike

"why's it so hard to find creatures?" Trixike asked as she flew through the forest looking around, "This place is a huge ass forest!" she landed on the ground and looked around the clearing "seriously tho where are all the animal? I know this place is dangerous! So where are the Dangers! at the moment I'm in more danger being at my own castle than I am in this fucking forest!" as she sat in the clearing she muttered, "Maybe I should just get more Spiders, flowers, and Trees." she thought as she looked around the clearing "COME OUT AND TRY TO EAT ME!" She Demanded as she looked around the forest,

"Do you hear that?" Applejack asked as she and Starlight made their way to Zecora's cabin, Starlight lifted her ears and moved them around

"I don't hear, anything" Starlight responded when the stopped and looked at the clear path in front of them "There are suppose to be Poison Joke here isn't there?" she asked

"There should be some yes," AJ responded as she lay her hoof on the bare ground "And that's what I meant, it's silent, the sky is clear, the forest is bright and beautiful" the two looked around

"Do you think Trixike is doing something?" Starlight asked when said Trixike slammed to the earth in front of them "Holly Buck!" Starlight screamed falling over as she tried to back up. Applejack stood her ground.

"Hello Trixike" Applejack greeted cautiously

"Trixike Demands to know why the Forest is Silent!" she said in an aggravated tone, Starlight looked at her in silence "WHAT?" Trixike demanded

"You...you spoke in the third person" She muttered

"So what!? Trixike's speak pattern is her own business! now Tell me what you did" the two stood in continued silence

"That was an awkward place to switch out of the third person," Applejack said bluntly, Trixike lit her horn

"Answer me or I swear I will Blast you in the face!" Trixike yelled back

"We thought this was your doing!" Starlight said as she got up "The Forest is silent, the clouds are gone, the sun is shining, and the Poison Joke has disappeared." Starlight looked around "And I'm starting to worry for Zecora" Trixike stared at them hard

"Fine, Guess I'll have to find a new location to make friends" She muttered as she took flight

"Bye" Starlight waved

"Buck you, eat Shit" Trixike called back as she took off

"She actually came and talked to us," Applejack said as she disappeared over the tree's "That's good right?"

"It's Progress, altho I don't think we can hope to be let off with just some light swearing at next time" Starlight sighed as they made their way to Zecora's,

"Zecora?" Applejack called giving the door a knock after a few moments she knocked again after the 4th knock with no answer Applejack turned to Starlight "Ok, I'm liking this less and less" as the two knocked a shadow engulfed them

"Afternoon" Discord Greeted as he landed next to them in Safari gear.

"Sweet Celestia!" Starlight sighed "Discord do you know what's going on?" she asked "the forest had..."

"been stripped clean of any and all creatures subjectable to being forcibly combined into mega monsters?" Discord asked "Yes That was me, Fluttershy and I had tea and she spent the night before I came down and we found your Winocore, so Fluttershy asked me to first make sure no animals could be subjected to any more of your fusion spell thing"

"We didn't do this! Trixike did!"

"And Trixike is...who exactly?" Discord asked, looking down at them with knowing eyes

"Alright so maybe it's our fault for kicking it off, but she's the one doing all the fusing!"

"Hold up, did you do something to Zecora?" Applejack demanded

"I was told to take all the poor defenseless creatures of Everfree and keep them safe" Discord responded "So if she was out here it's not my fault she got caught up in the spell"

"But Trixike is still out here!" Starlight shot back

"oh...um...yes" Discord gave an awkward cough "as it turns out...my magic seems to just kind of...bounce off anything effected by your fusion spell," he said with a shrug.

"What!?"

"Oh please Like I was going to come here and just fix all your problems!" Discord shook his head "hell your lucky I even did this!" He said motioning around him "If I had my way I'd join your little monster and watch as it made more adorable Freaks of nature" Discord sighed "Did you see that flower!? What a horribly disfigured creature, oh I want one for my house!" he snapped his fingers and held up a golden flower with eight blinking eyes, it's petals opened into a set of four jaws pieced full of teeth "Oh look at him" he said as he held it up "It wants to eat me so badly!" he snapped again and it disappeared "I'm going to name him Ferdinand" he whispered happily

"Discord!" Applejack said regaining his focus "We need Zecora back, we were going to ask her if she had anything that could unfuse Trixike!?" Discord laughed

"I can answer that one for you!" he said "No, your spell had cause Genetic damage!" he cheered as his Safari outfit was replaced with a teacher outfit with a chalkboard behind him a picture of Spike and Trixie on it "Ok class so after they got wet they were torn apart and I'm guessing when it first started it had four eye's and maybe a few too many limbs?" He asked

"Actually yea" Starlight confirmed "it was horrifying to watch" she added

"So tell me something, if Trixike has 4 limbs and 2 eyes, then what happened to the spares?" the two looked up at him in silence "My friends...why do you think there was so much blood in the water?" he asked with a smiled "all the spare limbs, spare eyes, spare organs, spare bones, all deemed unneeded, so they turned to liquid and stayed as liquid." Starlight jaw dropped when she realized what he was saying

"You mean all that blood was..."

"All the extra pieces of Spike and Trixie!" he cheered "with is why anything hit with your separation spell is turned to dust! It's not reversible because you only have half of the two pieces for each!" Discord patted them each on the back "Spike and Trixie are gone forever, There's no way to get them back! And Trixike is here to stay!" Applejack and Starlight sat in silence as Discord cleared his throat "So...where does she live? I want to meet her."