Trixike
Attack of Palrabtus The Mega Crab
Previous ChapterNext ChapterDiscord and Pinkie looked up at Trixike and her new monster, in the span of 5 minutes she already had it listening to her every word, the two watched as she made it walk around the courtyard and pick us broken brick structures, carry them to a corner and began piling them up.
"Now grab that one!" Trixike demanded, pointing to yet another large pile of broken and stay bricks, the Crab simply walked over sunk it's claw into the ground and pulled up, removing all the bricks and a fair amount of dirt too, Trixike squealed in joy "Oh, I'm gonna add a streaming running right through here!" she said looking at the multitudes of holes in the ground. Trixike was standing on top of its head between its eyes and began scratching it. it started thumping its leg against the ground "Good boy!" she said, getting some clicks for a reply "Sorry, Good Girl" she amended still scratching
"She speaks Crab!?" Pinkie asked in amazement
"More like, she can understand creature's flowing with the same magic she is made of" Discord corrected "It's more understanding what they mean, less speaking the direct language." Pinkie looked over at Discord
"That doesn't make any scene!" Pinkie replied after thinking it over for a few seconds
"We just made a Mega Monster Crab and you're worried about things making sense?" Discord asked "You? Are complaining to Me? About the Logical understanding of something?" Discord squinted at her in silence, and Pinkie nodded
"You got me there," she said, "Nothing about this make's sense, Right mega Flower?" she asked turning to the large monster plant, which gave a nod in response. Trixike watched the conversation in silence and called out
"Mega Flower!" Said flower looked over as she lit her horn, and with several large cracks the ground around the Mega flower was weakened "You can Walk around...but so help me if you try to eat me again..." she cut off there as the Mega Fower used it's Vine-like roots to stand up, walk 5 feet to the left, and sat back down with a relaxed sighing like noise. "Ok good," she said as she turned back to her new creature "now It's time I gave you a name my Crabby friend" she started scratching it again as she thought. "How About Mega Crab?" she asked, the Crab gave several clicks in response "yeah...that's fair" she replied as she looked around at her monster "ok your a Crab, Tree, Cac..."
"Palm Tree!" Discord Corrected, sitting in a chair sunbathing with the Mega Flower.
"Alright, your a Palm Tree, Crab, Cactus," Trixike said starting over, she sat in silence for a second "Palrabtus!" She Declared loud and clear "The Mega Crab!" she patted her monster on the head "P.T.M.C for short," she said happily. P.T.M.C sat in silence than gave a click "Great! Glad you like it" Trixike said "now, how I hate to be rude" Trixike said turning to Discord and Pinkie "But I and my two monsters need to go do something," She said happily.
"Oh I understand," Pinkie said "you probably have some fun birthday activity's planned," Pinkie said as she and Discord moved out of the way so the Mega Flower could follow Palrabtus and Trixike to the Castel main gates
"We better go tell The others there's a new monster," Pinkie said, "but not to worry, I think we've 100%..."
"ALRIGHT MY FRIENDS, LET'S GO BUCK UP PONYVILLE!" Trixike yelled out,
"...failed to make her in any way a better Kirin" Pinkie said as they watched the three leave
"And we've in fact helped her by giving her a new monster to play with," Discord said in silence "Wait...FLUTTERSHY'S IN PONYVILLE!!" With a snap Discord teleported away, Pinkie ran after Trixike and the two monsters.
"Wait for me guys!" Pinkie yelled out as she got to their side "Do you have to go to..."
"Of course," Trixike said happily "The Hat one and the Trigger Horn must pay for trying to turn me to dust! Also, I need to go to that Tree Field and get some Apples
"But those two are my friends," Pinkie said, "Can't we work something out or...." Pinkie went silent when she saw that Trixike's happy smiled had turned into a deep frown
"Spy..." She said, her eye's and horn glowing a crimson red
In Ponyville
"YOU DID WHAT!?" The four mare's demanded, looking at Discord in shock.
"Not one of my best moments" Discord declared "But Pinkie is trying to slow them down." he pointed to the forest "So we have like 5 minutes to think up a plan!"
"Discord" Fluttershy interjected, "I'm very disappointed in you..."
"Now's not the time," Starlight said, cutting Fluttershy off "Discord what kind of Monster did you help her make?" Discord opened his mouth to respond when Pinkie screaming bloody murder hit their ear's the 5 turned and watched as she ran full speed away from the forest
"I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT!" She screams as a bolt of Red Light followed her in hot pursuit, turning several trees to ash and making the stream boil. Discord snapped his fingers and Pinkie was teleported out of the way before it could hit her. Pinkie blinked as she stood with her friends "Talk about 0 to 100!" She said "one second she's super happy, then I mention I'm friend with you!" she pointed to Applejack and Starlight "and she tried to kill me!"
"She was so chill with us last time!" Applejack said turning to the forest "The buck?" Discord cleared his throat
"Side effects of the Fusion spell include VIolent mood swings" he declared "and adding that she's part dragon..." Discord chuckled "...VIolence can come in the form of 1, childish anger, to 100, Murderous rampage" Discord chuckled "In other words, Mentally unstable,"
"YOU'RE ONLY TELLING US THIS NOW!" Rainbow yelled when with a loud scream Palrabtus with Trixike's riding her Broke through the tree's Trixike's eye's still glowing, getting brighter when she Saw DIscord
"BUCK YOU ALL!" She Screamed, "YOU LIEING BACK STABBING BITCHES!!"
"Yeah, I probably should have turned invisible" Discord sighed as Rainbow took to the air,
"Ok Fluttershy come with me, Time to evacuate the town"
"Oh my..." Fluttershy said in stunned silence as the Mega Flower made its way into view "...What have they done?" She asked
"Question what they...I mean it...I mean SHE! Has done later" Rainbow said pushing her friend "We need to move fast!" as the two pegasi flew to town, the other 4 stood their ground
"Discord go get an Alicorn..." Starlight said facing the three monsters
"Witch....?" he started
"DON'T CARE WITCH JUST GET ONE OR ALL!" Starlight yelled back,
"On it!" Discord said with a salute before snapping away.
"Move!" Pinkie yelled as Palrabtus held up a claw and fired a thorn barrage at the trio, the three split.
"MEGA FLOWER EAT THE PINKIE!" Trixike said "PALRABTUS GO FOR THE TOWN" She added as she jumped off her crab and turned "HORN AND HAT ARE MINE" The Mega Flower turned towards Pinkie and roared as it made its way towards her, Palrabtus moved at an alarming speed towards Ponyville, Trixike flew in the air and shot another red beam down at the duo.
"Shit!" Starlight said as she made a barrier, the barrier began cracking "She's just getting stronger and crazier as time goes on!" Applejack picked up a rock and bucked it at Trixike as hard as she could, Trixike caught it with ease and looked over at Applejack, the red beam following her movement, and Applejack booked it
"This is getting too far out of my pay grade" Applejack called as Trixike's laser beam followed her, Starlight blasted Trixike with a spell, forcing her to turn off the laser and raise a shield as soon as the barrier was raised Trixike blinked and the red was gone, her magic returned to its usual color and the pissed off looked became slightly less pissed
"Buck you," Trixike said angrily as she bubbled herself and Applejack turned
"Mood swing's" She muttered "Nice to know she can only do that when completely pissed off" AJ looked over and decided Pinkie was in the most need of help, Pinkie was basically running a lap around Ponyville backwards as the Mega Flower failed to keep up with her speed and began breaking chunk of ground and building off and tossing them at her
"This is the weirdest game of Dodgeball I've ever played!" Pinkie called as she dodged a chunk of rock being thrown at her, Applejack pointed this out to Starlight, who cut off her beam and used her magic to envelope the Mega Flower, with a loud echoing snap, she forced the Flower's steam to break backward, the Fower let out a loud echoing scream as it fell to the earth
"BUCK OFF MY FLOWER!" Trixike screamed as she cast a completely random spell at Starlight and AJ, who dodged and made a run for it, Trixike flying after them and shotting random spell after random spell at them. Palrabtus was meeting little resistance as she tore threw ponyville, she crushed threw building and shot thorn's at any pony or animal she saw, suddenly pain shot through one of her legs and she kicked out, the thing that bitten her was sent flying, it extended wings and turned in the air landing safely on its paws. Winocore gave a distorted bark at Palrabtus, who responded with a series of pissed clicks. P.T.M.C held up both its claws and began shooting thorns at its traitorous brethren, giving more clicks
"Yeah, you tell it!" Trixike cheered, overhearing the clicks as she chases her foes threw ponyville, Pinkie was running again as the Mega Flower, with several painful sounding snaps, got back upright and gave chase to Pinkie, the Chaos might have gone on indefinitely if Discord hadn't arrived with Celestia and Twilight
"Holly..." was all Celestia could say as she watched Rainbow dash join Winocore in attacking Palrabtus, landing on her head and hitting the crab's eye, resulting in thorn's being shot out of every part of the crab's body as it clicked in pain
"THAT'S THE FLOWER!" Twilight asked in disbelief as said flower destroyed a building trying to get Pinkie
"Little help!" Pinkie asked as a cart was thrown at her, resulting in a fatal doge that allowed the Mega Flower to finally catch her "PLEASE!" She added before the Flower could enjoy its catch Twilight blasted its open mouth, the flower dropped Pinkie and immediately ran back to the forest, screaming in agony as Twilight's spell set it on fire. Palrabtus was trying to get Rainbow Dash of its eye when Twilight Levitated it in the air and with ease sent it flying into the forest clicking madly. it was then that Trixike realized her pet's had been set off
"HEY!" She screamed "Buck off my Mons..." in a flash she was cut off when Celestia slammed her to the ground "..ters.." she finished weakly in her crater, being held down by Celestia's Magic
"That was fast" Twilight muttered as Celestia teleported down next to Trixike
"Alright. Answers" Celestia demanded as she magically Chained Trixike up so she couldn't run away. Starlight and Applejack looked at each other.
"We forgot to lock the door."
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