As It flew through the air it looked around, it felt like it had been flying for longer than it had been running from the wolves, and it got the feeling that it might need to land somewhere to get a lay of the land. It began circling around and looking in all directions for a high place to stand and look upon, suddenly it found it, there in the distance was a fairly sized pile of rocks, it turned and made it's way to it, it landed on one of the towering piles and look around, many piles of the square rocks had been piled together, why there was even a hole to go inside the structure, It crawled it's way in and looked around, a multitude of webs hung above it, while thick layers of dust carpeted the floors, as soon as it had landed a small cloud of dust hit it's nose, giving way to a wave of flaming sneezed, with cleared some of the webs away. It looked around and released its war cry

"Nyeh!" it called out, laying down its left ear and rising the right one as high as it could, it stood in silence listening for a response, after a moment with nothing calling back it tried again "Nyeh!" it called louder, once again nothing, but that couldn't be, something had to live here, it thought as it moved threw threw the structure. It looked through another hole in the rock structures, Maybe it had left? Maybe it was sleeping? Or maybe nothing had claimed this spot for itself yet? As it looked around it felt it could understand, it rubbed it's chest as it thought, clearly nothing was as amazing as it was, after all, it could fly, and breath fire, and it had even made a monster wall disappear and found the Water it had been hoarding. It smiled. Clearly, it was greater and way more powerful than any other thing in existence, it brushed itself off before continuing down the oddly angled path leading down.

It ran its wing across the rock wall and shock off the following dust. There was also a possibility that nothing was here because it was full of sneeze powder. It thought as it once again fell into a fit of dusty sneezes. It shook it's head and flew out a hole, it looked around the massive rock structure and saw something that stood out, it landed inside the rocky walls that had been left open to the elements and looked at a beautiful flower.

"Nyeh!" Is said in greeting to the flower. It looked at it in silence, waiting for a response. After a full minute with no response, it tried again "Nyeh!" is said. Once again the rude little thing ignored it. "NYEH!" It tried once for, still being ignored the creature huffed, how dare it, did it not know how important it was, it had beaten a pack of wolves! It could fly! It's only weakness was sneeze powder, tho it suspected everything might have that weakness. It looked around and spotted one of the star spiders, the creature ran over and pick the spider up, it giggled as it tried to bite her, the spider's instead hurting itself on the creature hard skin, the creature, mistaking it for a sign of affection bit the spider back, crushing it in its teeth. It reflectively spits out the spider on the flower, the Spider's legs twitched as it struggled to stay alive. The Creature confused watch the dying creature feebly stretch its leg's out.

Suddenly the creature realized what the Spider wanted, clearly, the thing was jealous of the pretty flower, and why not? it was hideous, but so nice and polite, accepting the creature as a friend right away. while the Flower had ignored it. without realizing it the eyes of the creature began glowing blue and a small ball of energy gathered between its horn, the creature jumped when it shot a laser at the spider and flower and watched in awe as the two things melted and began forming. the creature didn't understand what was happening but watched as the flower came back without the spider, suddenly the flower swung around and looked at her, 8 blinking eyes looking at her with curiosity, the flower's roots broke from the ground and it crawled over to her, it blinked at her then it's mouth opened in four segments, row's of thin spikey teeth all curved back, four mandibles could be seen around the side's of the mouth and the creature smiled. she had granted the spiders wish, and made the Flower much more polite all at the same time. but something was wrong, the flower was amazing, but it was so small, there was no way it could become as amazing as the creature, something had to be done. The Creature cradled the Flower and flew into the air looking for a good tree. after a minute the creature found it's target and place the Flower on it. then flew back and the Flower looked at it. the creature took a deep breath and with some concentration shot another laser at the tree, it watched as it formed into something before exploding, before it could contemplate this it began forming again, after what felt like day's to the creature it finally stopped exploding, The Flower's new form was rather different, a lush collar od leaves below its petals, it's body hard and thick, while still retaining its original flowery look, it's head was huge, just one of its eight eye's bigger than the Creature that had made it. the flower leaned down and looked at its creator

"Nyeh!" the Creature greeted. the Flower opened its segmented jaws and let loose a loud caterwaul, the sound echoed far across the forest. and into Ponyville. catching the attention of two ponies imparticular.

"What the hell was that?" Applejack asked turning to the forest "I ain't never heard that sound before"

"We need to go" Starlight interjected "That might be the sound of our new friend!" as the two high tailed it to the wood's AJ brought something up that had been bothering her

"So, bad time for this, but what do we call it now?" She asked

"What?" Starlight asked, only half hearing her

"What do we call the Creature? I don't know about you but calling it the creature and It is getting old real fast." Starlight rolled her eye's

"I don't care, you can name it if you want" she called back, Applejack looked at her in silence than back ahead when the sound went off again. the Duo turned a corner and froze in front of a Giant Flower, the monster's eight eyes looked at them an turned, it's large segmented mouth was open, wrapped in its tongue was they're less than happy creature

"Nyeh!" it said angrily, disappointed in the Spider for giving in to the Rude Flower.

"Hey!" Applejack yelled, "Drop Trixike this moment!" Straight had been about to yell but stopped and looked at Aj

"Trixike?" she asked, "The hell kinda name is that?" AJ shrugged

"Trixie, Spike, Just combined them at the I and boom! Trixike"

"Applejack that is so bucking stupid."

"You gave me the power, and I've buckled under the pressure," AJ said with a shrug "But back to the matter at hoof." She turned back to the monster flower "Drop her!"

"How do you know it's a her?" Starlight interjected

"She looks like Trixie..."

"It's half Spike! we don't know what's going on down..." the Flower decided it had better things to do than listen to this and attacked. AJ slammed into Starlight to avoid the attack.

"Fight now, Talk later," Aj said as the two got up and faced the Flower, the Flower gave another caterwaul and straightened out its body, holding Trixike straight up before snapping shut "Hey!" AJ screamed bucking the Flower

"Open you dam mouth!" Starlight demanded as she lit her horn and attempted to do just that. The Flower proved to be rather resilient. its eye's looked down on them. suddenly smoke erupted from its mouth and the creature's mouth opened, a wail of pain emanating from it as Trixike took flight, blasting the Flower with Fire. after a moment it stopped and watched the flaming thing run away, Trixike gave a snort and was about to take off when it was surrounded in blue magic.

"Nyeh?" it asked and Applejack sighed

"That voice doesn't help with the Gender confusion" She muttered as Trixike looked down at her. "Can you hear me Trixike?" Aj asked as Starlight placed it on the ground

"Better yet, can you repeat me?" Starlight asked. Trixike squinted at her

"Repeat me?" She asked in confusion, the words being nothing but noise to her.

"Can you understand me?" Starlight asked hopefully

"Understand me?" Trixike asked, still confused

"Dammit" Aj sighed

"Dammit!" Trixike replied.

"Listen Trixike, we need you to stay very still, this spell takes a moment to take effect alright?" She asked as she let Trixike go.

"Alright?" Trixike asked.

"Ok, this should split you back into Spike and Trixie. Got it Trixike?"

"Trixike?" was all she got for an answer

"Ok" Starlight began the spell and prepared to fire it, whether it was her body language or the light from the horn or just the atmosphere of the situation, Trixike figured something out, It was about to be hit in the face by something. Instantly Trixike Hissed, and blasted a fireball at Starlight, AJ shoved her out of the way just in time.

"YEOW!" AJ yelled as it hit her back leg, sending her spiraling back and setting it ablaze. Starlight bubbled Trixike and extinguished the fire

"Dammit, all!" Starlight said angrily "Were not trying to hurt you!" She said turning to Trixike, who was slashing at the bubble.

"OUT!" Trixike Demanded. Starlight sighed

"Just listening to use for a few minutes has rebooted her mind a little, she's remembering the basic's of language, and she must have the ability to mimic the spell that made her"

"I thought you weren't gonna assume it's Gender" AJ called from behind her

"Nopony cares!" Starlight responded, "She's look's like a she, so until proven otherwise, She's a She!" Trixike looked at them arguing and thought of a way out. She'd beaten the Flower, She's beaten the wolves, and she'd turned an angry wall to water. she blinked and looked at them, if she could turn a wall to water, she could turn these bullies to something too. She closed her eye's and focused.

"Wait what's she doing?" AJ asked as Trixike lit her horns.

"That's a..." There was a blinding flash and she was gone "...Teleportation spell..." Starlight and Aj looked at the empty bubble

"Well Buck"

Meanwhile

Trixike opened her eye's and found herself in a field of Apple Tree's she cheered

"HA! I is turning you to Tree!" She cheered giving the one she thought was Starlight a hard tap "HA!"

Author's Note

ok, so while it only just been named Trixike...I think the stories name gave it away. but yeah, if you haven't figured it out yet, Trixike has no idea what's happening most of the time and just improvises a story for itself, the

it had even made a monster wall disappear and found the Water it had been hoardin

line is referring to when it teleported away from Rainbow opening the bathroom door.