Spike finished his Gem roast first and told the waiter to give the chef his compliments

"I'm sure Pina will love the compliment" He replied as he handed Spike the check, Gabby had finished her food, though she now had a stomach ache
"Oh, It was worth it" She sighed as she patted her full stomach, "What next Spike?" She asked as Spike left 212 bits on the table "Dang! Was it really that expensive?" She asked, burping a little

"No, I just left one hell of a tip," Spike said as he got up and the two made their way out through the front door on their way out The Minotaur handed Spike a letter

"From Applejack," She said simply, Spike took it and read it to Gabby as they made their way out

"Hey Spike, Heard you and your new gal where looking to find something you'd enjoy doing, Alway's welcome to try farm work.

With (Platonic) Love Applejack"

"Did she actually spell Platonic on the paper?"

"She did," Spike said looking at the word "That's kind of Funny," he said, a picture of Applejack looking through a dictionary to find out how to spell the word popped into his head

"Well Apple Farmer is in her" Gabby said "So let's give it a try, Urp" She rubbed her beak "And let this meal digest a little" the two took to the air, and meet up with Applejack just as she was getting home

"Well look who's here to work hard," She said "And who might you be," She asked politely

"I am Gabby" She Declared "And I am not Dating Spike" The Two looked at Applejack

"So you two aren't official yet?"

"Oh my Celestia, AJ we just meet each other this morning!" Spike said exasperatedly

"My Parent's got married the week they met" She replied, "This is Equestria, Love spreads fast." With that Spike and Gabby sighed

"Well, this happening" Spike sighed "Well then, Gabby," Spike said, "Would you like to go on a date?"

"What! You're just gonna hop to the other side?" Gabby demanded and Spike shrugged.

"At least this way, if we find nothing in each other by the end of the day, we can just break up and everypony else will leave me the fuck alone" Gabby nodded

"Fair enough, Alright Spike Let's go on a Date tonight

"I Heard That" Applejack called from ahead, "I told ya, It spreads fast, you'll be Bucking by Midnight!" Spike and Gabby's face both turned red

"Does Bucking mean...?" Gabby was about to ask

"Exactly what you think it means,"

"And she..."

"Only tells the truth..." The Two stood in silence for a moment "Well this is happening then" Spike decided as he followed after AJ

"Oh come on your just dropping it like, URP" Gabby covered her beak and sighed "Alright, I need a nap" as the two walked onto the Acre, behind them their stalkers had reconnected

"So did I hear AJ Right?" Rarity asked

"4th Base by Midnight!" Rainbow cheered "Oh Yeah, Spike's gonna get some!"

"Maybe we should tell Twilight?" Fluttershy asked

"As long as their not doing it in a Barn, It should be fine," Sinning said, "And as Long as they wear protection!"

"Shining Griffin's are only fertile during the Full Moon," Cadence said bluntly casing everypony else to turn to her?

"How do you know that? Why do you know that?" Rainbow asked

"I'm the Princess of Love, and a Sex Ed Teacher, I had to study up on all species, Griffins can only get pregnant on the night of a Full moon, and a Griffin egg only hatches During the Day."

"Why?"

"I don't know, I don't have to read that part till next week" Cadence responded, the rest sighed

"It's Spring now, so if she lays an egg would it hatch?" Shining asked

"It takes at least 6 months for an egg to hatch, so if they did have an egg...," Cadence answered

"Then Twilight would Kill Spike" Rainbow replied

"That is true" Cadence responded as they all began sneaking onto the Acres, unaware of Bigmac watching them in confusion

"The Fuck?" he thought as he watched the odd scene in silence for a moment before heading out to tell Applejack her friends and a Princess were spying on them,

-a few minutes later-

After being informed of their presence, it was pretty easy for Applejack to find the tree with several Binoculars pointing out of its leaves. and the Second tree with only one point out of them, she nodded and looked at Big Mac

"They were talking about eggs?" She asked as she formulated a Plan to fuck with them "Do you think you can make a Big egg?"

"Come again?" Big Mac asked

"A Fake one, and Paint it the color of Gabby, with Purple Polka dots, and Bring it in a Metal Bucket with a Lid!" Applejack said, "And hurry!" Big Mac ran off to dig through some old decorations in the attic and for some paint, Applejack meanwhile began her evil plan and walked into the barn, where Gabby was laying down and Digesting

"You know, I heard that is you scream it helps you Digest?" She said Gabby looked at her then shrugged

"Eh, Why not, Spike said your truthful" Gabby took a Deep Breath, and Started making horrible squeaking noised, Meanwhile in the Tree's

"What's going on?" Fluttershy asked

"I dunno," Cadence said as she held up a Walkie-Talkie "Shining, can you see inside the Barn?"

"Only a little" Shining said as he watched Spike walk in to investigate

"Why are you screaming?" Applejack smiled and pointed for Spike to stand next to Gabby, after making sure no Binoculars could see her she waited for Gabby to take a breath and said

"I'm fucking with your stalker's," Spike and Gabby smiled as Gabby began screaming again, when she took another breath AJ pointed outside "Pace around outside the door, and look in every now and again like your worried!" Spike began doing just that, as this happened Shining shook his head

"I have no idea what's going on, but I guess Applejack is helping with...wait, AJ is closing the doors!" Shining watched as Spike paced back and forth, suddenly Big Mac walked out of the Farmhouse with a Metal Bucket

"Ok, now Big Mac seems to be Bring AJ and Gabby some water?" Shinning gasp "This Can't be what I think it is!"

"I can't be," Cadence said in agreement as she watched Spike Pace "But Spike is acting just like you when...when.."

"When what," Rarity asked

"When I was in Labor." There was Silence

"WHAT!?" Rainbow, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie all screamed, each cover the other's mouth immediately

Bu..but they're in a Farmhouse, why would..."

"Griffin's lay their egg's in Nest made of things like Stick's, Straw, HAY!" Cadence gasped "This can't be right!" Suddenly the screaming stopped and Big Mac let Spike in. Spike walked in and saw the Fake egg

"oh dear mother of mine, Applejack your evil!" Spike pointed outside "there all gonna have heart attacks!" Spike smiled "Brilliant!" Applejack smiled,

"One Last thing, when you get outside, make sure you...."

"I can't see what's going on, wait there coming out!" Shining watch as the two walked out empty handed "Oh thank Celestia, we where..." Suddenly Gabby turned to wave, making sure the Singular Binocular was the only one that could see the Egg "AHHHH!" Shining screamed and the group watched him fall out of his tree and land in a Bush. Spike snorted

"Oh this is gonna be amazing"

"What happened!" Cadence demanded from the dead Walkie-Talkie "What did you see!?" Suddenly Spike took the egg and held it up for all to see, there was stunned silence, then he dropped it and it broke on the ground

"AHHHHH!" Several screams rang out as the group fell out of the tree and landed on the ground, there was Silence for a second, before Spike, Gabby, Applejack, and Big Mac all fell into laughter

"Wha...what the fuck?" Cadence asked as she got up and looked at the broken egg, which on closer inspection was an obvious fake "oh, you didn't" She said, face having "How long did you know we were here?"

"I Saw you walk in" Big Mac said bluntly as Spike and Gabby flew off, still howling with Laughter

"We Suck!" Spike laughed

"We're the Worst!" Gabby responded as she took out her Book and looked through it for their next task "Ah! Next up, A masseur!"

"I forgot about that one," Spike said "Why not, I think we've officially ditched out fans, so let's get going!

Author's Note

I'm here as joke from a Comment
Spike get back here this story is naughty!

This 4th wall break brought to you from a comment in a different story, hope you enjoy

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